This chapter is about normal length. Politcs in next chapter I promise. And lots and Lots of Kinsey. Kinsey haters get ready. Be prepaired to meet Daniel's in-laws too. Three dots is something weird I can't fix it sorry it keeps messing up!

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Teal'c looks at Daniel across the table in the commissary. "You wish Rya'c and I to move into your home?"

Daniel sips his coffee and sets down the morning paper. "Yes, Andrea and I will be moving into Catherine's after the baby is born. We want you to have a home. Rya'c needs a house."

Jack walks over and sits next to Teal'c. "He's right. You didn't expect to spend the rest of your life on base did you?"

Teal'c turns his head and looks at O'Neill. "I though perhaps one Day I might settle into a new home." Teal'c looks slightly hopeful.

Daniel grins, noticing the look. "With Ishta?"

Teal'c nods. "Perhaps. I will speak with Rya'c about residing in your home Daniel Jackson."

Jack grins and looks at Daniel. "So how about my house this Friday?"

Daniel looks over at Jack. "For?"

"BBQ, beer, and cake. You know Andrea hasn't had cake in a while right?" Jack says looking at Daniel.

Daniel laughs. "And you know this how?"

"I asked. So I'll get the cake and the meat. Everyone else can bring sides." Jack smiles looking at Teal'c.

"Okay, I'll talk with Andrea." Daniel says going back to his paper.

Jonas sits in the back of the Sequoia, holding a casserole dish. "Thanks for the help Andrea. I didn't think they would turn out so good."

Daniel laughs and looks at Jonas though the rearview mirror. "Honestly neither did I."

Andrea sitting in the front passenger's seat slaps Daniel. "DANIEL JACKSON! Be nice. I knew they would turn out fine Jonas."

Jonas beams. "Really, it's better than the commissary."

Daniel nods his head and looks back into the mirror. "Right, so any idea's what Cassie was making?"

Andrea shakes her head. "All I know is that she blew up the oven and Janet ended up treating her and Sam for minor burns."

Daniel shakes his head. "Thank God, Kawalsky and Ferretti are buying bread."

Andrea laughs holding her belly. "Yeah, that would be a trip."

"A trip to the Infirmary." Jonas comments.

Daniel laughs. "Oh Yeah. I can just see Hammond's face."

"I'd be more worried that Dr. Fraiser would insist that none of us ever cook again!" Jonas speaks with slight panic.

Daniel grins. "She'd never do that. We'd starve."

Andrea laughs. "Hey the only reason Sam got burned is because she was putting out the fire with Cassie. I'm going to have to teach Teal'c and Rya'c to cook too. You guys can't eat Pizza and take out the rest of your lives."

Jonas mutters. Daniel's expression changes and he moves to a more alert and defensive driving posture. "Has that car been following us since we left out neighborhood?"

Andrea looks in the side mirror. "Maybe, it looks like a car that has been sitting on our street."

Jonas turns around, while clutching his food. Jonas notices the red car as well. "It's the same car. We're being followed."

Daniel swears. "Call Jack and tell him we're bring company."

Andrea nods, pulls out her purse and opens it. She pulls out a small cell phone, flips open and hits a number, and then places it to her ear. "Hi Colonel, Daniel wants you to know we're bring some invited guests and you should be ready." Andrea pauses and listens to the Colonel. "It's a red number, Oldsmobile. I think." Andrea listens again. "Alright, I'll be fine. I'll inform Danielâ€. Five minutes." Andrea listens then hangs up.

Daniel glances over at his wife, then back at the room. "He's mad isn't he?"

Andrea sighs. "Yeah, really mad. He wants you to slowly drive past his house, so Ferretti and Charlie can box this guy in."

Jonas looks at Andrea. "You take my beans and I'll take the sidearm from the glove compartment."

Andrea nods, and leans forward opening the glove compartment and pulling out the berretta. "Sure, I'm glad you trust me with your beans Jonas!"

Jonas laughs. "I'm glad you trust me to hit this guy." Jonas takes the berretta and trades it with beans.

"You guys crack me up." Daniel says.

"Just drive, Daniel. I'd rather you not bleed in the car!" Andrea jokes.

Daniel grins. "No thanks. I'm not into that." Jonas and Andrea chuckle.

Jack stands on his front yard, fuming. Carter looks at him. "Sir, they'll get here."

Jack blows out a breath. "I know they will Carter, but damn it. Kinsey can't keep this up."

Sam nods. "I know sir. Alex said they would be arresting him with in the next three weeks."

"Apparently that isn't soon enough." Jack's anger resonates in his tone.

Carter shakes her head. "I know sir. Here they come." Sam says looking down the road to see Andrea's truck turn on to the street.

O'Neill pulls out his berretta. "Alright Carter, lets do this so I can fire up the grill."

Sam can't help but grin. "With pleasure sir."

Daniel drives passed Jack's house. Kawalsky pulls out of Jack's drive blocking they way for to the car following him. Ferretti's car pulls out of a neighboring drive boxing the car in. Daniel stops the truck just out of the car's view. "Jonas stay with her. I'll be back." Daniel unseat belts, opens the door hops out of truck and then shuts it again.

Jonas unbuckles as well and moves closer to Andrea. "Are you okay?"

Andrea nods. "Kinsey again, this time they were intent on kidnapping me." Andrea sighs and closes her eyes.

Jonas touches her shoulder. "Tired?"

Andrea keeps her eyes closed and nods. "Yes, hungry too."

"They'll be something for you to eat when we get inside." Jonas tries to comfort her.

"Joy, all the food and attention I could ever want." Andrea sounds deeply sarcastic. Jonas chuckles.

The car stops and Jack walks up to the drivers side window and taps on it. The man looks indignant. "What's the big Idea?" The man rolls down the window.

Jack smiles and raises his berretta, watch carter stand on the other side of the car. "Well, let's see you we're following three employees of the U.S. Air Force. That might be it."

The guy blinks. "Holy SHIT! SHIT!"

Sam grins on the other side of the car. "Sir, I don't think he knew."

O'Neill scowls. "I gathered that Carter. So what we're you doing?"

The man looks up at O'Neill. "I was hired to grab the woman. They said it was for the good of my country. I'm already out on parole."

Daniel walks over. "What the hell is going on?"

Jack frowns. "Looks like he was blind hired to grab Andrea."

Daniel looks over at Sam, angry. "Damn it! Isn't she safe anywhere?"

Sam looks back just as upset. "I don't know. Sir, he may be able to help us."

Jack nods looking at the kid. "He's going to help us."

The guy nods look up at O'Neill shaking his head. Yes.

Andrea blinks. Janet sits next to her on the left, Daniel on her right. "Did he just say what I think he said?"

Daniel nods and looks at Janet. "You know what that will do to my allergies."

Janet nods. "Sir, they can't have a dog. Daniel will be miserable."

Jack shakes his head setting his burger back on the plate in his lap. "Can't you use that ship to make him not allergic to Dogs or Shots? I know you love needles doc."

Cassandra giggles, Teal'c raises his eyebrow. Rya'c looks at Hammond who is chuckling. Jonas just stares at O'Neill, though the open window. Sam coughs, almost choking on her burger. "Sir!"

"What! It will be a guard dog you know? I'm sure you'll do fine Daniel, beside your allergies aren't as bad as they use to be!" Jack says taking a sip of his beer.

Daniel shakes his head. "What do you mean they aren't as bad? Don't you remember that cold I had?"

Jack nods. "But it wasn't that bad"

"Jack it was horrible!" Daniel shouts.

Janet and Sam giggle. "He's right getting a dog is a bad idea."

Andrea shakes her head and looks at Hammond. "You know I think Colonel O'Neill is hiding his brain so you don't expect more from him."

Rya'c laughs. "That is a good tactic."

Teal'c nods his head in agreement. "Indeed."

"I'm right? Again?" O'Neill looks at her confused.

Sam looks at Andrea. "Okay obviously Daniel doesn't want Allergy shots. So you're saying that we can cure his Allergies?"

Andrea speaks casual, looking down at her plate. "It's worth a try."

Daniel stares at his wife for a moment. "Cure all my allergies and.." Daniel leans over and hugs her.

Janet laughs. "If he wasn't already married to you, He'd marry you!"

Kawalsky laughs walking back into the house to hear the statement. "I never had a chance did I?"

Andrea looks over at Charlie. "Nope. Janet and I can poke around tomorrow. No pun intended."

Jack beams. "Wonderful, you should start thinking about Names."

Sam laughs. "From the look on her face I think she already has one."

"I bet you twenty bucks she names after a Tok'ra!" Ferretti says coming in behind Kawalsky.

Jonas pushes him out of the way and steps into the living room. "No way. They wouldn't like that. I say she names it after one of us!"

Andrea shakes her head. "You're all wrong."

Rya'c looks at Andrea. "Perhaps she will name it spot!"

Daniel chuckles. "Spot isn't the sort of thing you name a guard dog."

Hammond laughs and looks at Andrea very seriously. "You're going to name it after someone aren't you?"

Andrea nods. "You'll see."

Janet looks at Daniel standing in the corner of the med bay, looking slightly worried. "Come over here and lay down Daniel." She pats the slab, in the center of the room.

Daniel shakes his head, his expressions are closed. "I'd rather not. You know Sam should be here for this."

Andrea, standing behind the control center, laughs. "Daniel, Sam is busy. Now I know what I'm doing. And so does Janet."

Daniel shakes his head again. Janet turns to Andrea. "I guess we'll go back to the infirmary and begin allergy shots."

Daniel sighs, and walks over and sits on the slab. "Okay then."

Janet smiles brightly. "Just relax and lie back it shouldn't hurt a bit."

Daniel grins, and lays back. "Just don't clone me or anything."

Andrea giggles. "I don't have the equipment to do that here."

Janet turns to Andrea. "The Asgard gave you everything but the kitchen sink?"

"Yeah, something like that." Andrea smiles. "Now, lay still Daniel." A blue light runs over Daniel.

"We shouldn't have told him what we were doing." Janet whispers.

"Bah, Jonas said he would do it in a heart beat. Daniel is just playing with us." Andrea laughs. The light disappears. "That's it. We're done."

Janet shakes her head. "You're done. I want to test him for Allergies to see if it worked."

Daniel bolts up. "You didn't say anything about that before!"

Janet laughs. "Get over it. Let's go."

Jack walks into Daniel's lab to see Andrea sitting at the computer. "Whatcha doing?"

Andrea looks over and smiles up at him. "Reading about Dogs, actually. I've never had one before. We have fish of course, but those are Daniel's."

Jack nods. "Never had a dog, well now you do." Jack walks into the room with a German Sheppard on a leash. "This is Spike."

Spike looks up at Jack at the sound of his name. Andrea looks at Jack. "Spike what kind of name is that?" Spike turns and looks At Andrea.

Jack shrugs. "Not really sure. It's better than spot!"

Andrea nods. "Well, if it's okay he isn't going to stay Spike."

Jack laughs. "I didn't think he would. So what are you going to Name him?"

Andrea stands up. "We're going to go top side. We'll tell you when we get back."

Jack looks at her frustrated. "Why can't you tell me now?"

"Because Spike and I need to discuss his name!" Andrea smiles, taking the leash from Jack. "I'll tell you when we get back. Oh, Janet wants to see you in the infirmary."

Jack scowls. "Why?"

Andrea smiles. "Something about you're due for some shots."

Jack pales. "Oh for cryin' out loud." Jack watches Andrea swagger down the hall with Spike.

Daniel looks at his wife petting the dog. "Janet says for the most part I don't have any more allergies. Although she said on some off world missions I might notice one or two."

Andrea smiles. "That's wonderful. Now you can smell the roses!" Andrea jokes.

The dog lightly growls at Daniel. Daniel grins, and stands back away from the dog noticing the dog didn't like it when he stepped forward. "I hope he doesn't always do that."

Andrea nods. "It's alright. Stick out you hand and let him smell you."

Daniel sticks out his hand for the dog to smell and walks forward. The dog growls for a moment, then sniffs then licks his hand. "See, I'm not so bad. Even the Unas like me!" Daniel looks at Andrea. "I'd give him chocolate, but Jack tells me that would kill him."

Andrea nods. "Yeah, no chocolate for this warrior." Andrea pats the dogs head.

Daniel sits down, next to Andrea and pets the dog. "So what's his name?"

Andrea smiles and kisses Daniel on the cheek, then whispers. "His name is Thor."

Daniel turns to face his wife. "You named him after an Asgard?" Andrea nods, grinning. "You NAMED him THOR?" Andrea nods again. Thor jumps Daniel and pins him down in the grass and licks him. Daniel sputters trying to get the dog off of him.

Andrea holds her stomach laughing. "Thor Off!"

Thor jumps off Daniel. Daniel sits up. "Oh Boy, Jack's gonna love this!"

Jack walks down the hall rubbing his shoulder. Daniel walks up to him grinning. "Andrea is looking for you."

Jack looks at Daniel. "Really? Did she name him yet?"

Daniel nods. "It fits him. Trust me!"

"Oh? So what is it?" Jack asks turning to Daniel.

The dog comes bounding down the corridor and jumps Daniel tossing him to the ground. Thor stands on him. Andrea Turns the corner and calls out. "THOR OFF!"

Jack looks at Andrea in shock, and then turns to Daniel and the dog. "Thor..." He says softly. "YOU NAMED HIM .."

Daniel shakes his head. "Don't do it Jack!"

"THOR???" Jack asks turning to Andrea. The dog flies at him and pins him to the floor. "Omph." Thor licks him in the face.

Daniel sits up. "I warned you."

Andrea laughs. "It seems any Thor will like you Colonel."

Daniel grins. "Thor Off!"

Thor licks Jack then jumps off. Jack sits up and scowls at the sergeants staring from down the hall. "Yeah, I noticed. I can't believe you named himâ€."

Andrea grins. "He only flies at you if you say it a certain way. Someone should warn General Hammond though."

Jack nods in agreement. "By the way since I got you a dog, you can call me Jack."

Andrea smiles. "Alright Jack. I'd offer you a hand up but then I would get in trouble."

Jack smiles at Andrea. "Yeah, we don't want Dr. Fraiser catching you. She might think I'm broken."

Daniel laughs and stands up. "How's the arm you were rubbing it."

Jack frowns. "It hurts She Jabbed me with a needle, and I can't figure out why?"

Andrea giggles and looks at Thor. "Don't jump! Now come on lets go see what we kind find to eat."

Daniel grins and looks at his wife. "Hungry again?"

Andrea nods. "Famished."

"Didn't you eat before?" Jack ask look at Andrea.

"Yes, I was full now, I'm hungry again!" Andrea half whines, causing Thor to bark.

Daniel laughs. "I swear Jack she eats ten times a day!"

Jack nods. "It happens."

Thor walks into General Hammond's office and sniffs around. Hammond walks in through the other door from the briefing room. "Well how did you get in here?" He asks the animal. Thor looks at him and then walks over to the general and nudges him softly. Hammond chuckles. "You must be the dog the Colonel got for Andrea." Hammond leans down to pet him. "Well what did they name you?"

Andrea walks in to see Hammond petting Thor. "I named him Thor sir."

Hammond laughs. "Well, that's going to be confusing!"

Andrea grins. "Nah, grey men and German Sheppard's are easy to tell apart. Thor Come!" Thor turns around walks over to Andrea and stands ready.

Hammond stands up impressed. "He's well behaved that's good. I take it Colonel O'Neill knows his name."

Andrea nods. "Yes, Sam and Teal'c faired much better than He and Daniel did when I told them the name."

Hammond laughs. "He's friendly. I take it he gave them a bath?"

Andrea nods. "Oh Yeah."

Hammond laughs. "I'm glad we met the way we did then."

Andrea shakes her head and laughs walking out of Hammond's office.