Scene 5: Does Elisabeth have to live?

Jack: (In Interceptor talking to guards) ...and then I danced with the turtles.

Norrington: (Glances over edge of fort) I don't feel like saving her.

Gillette: (Looking down at the monumental waves created by her fall into the water) Damn shame she missed the rocks.

Jack: (Looks at guards) Will you be saving the blimp then?

Mullroy: No, I don't think she's worth it.

Jack: Pride of the King's Navy you are. (Hands him effects) Do not lose these. (Dives in)

Murtogg: (Sees another monumental wave created by the ring and the medallion entering the water at the same time) What the heck was that? (helps Jack with Elisabeth, Mullroy also has to help) Ooh, I got her. She's still breathing. (Sigh)

Jack: Move! (Bends over Elisabeth) Just exactly how much do you weigh?

Mullroy: Never would've thought of asking that.

Jack: Clearly, you've never been to Singapore. (Sees medallion and ring. On the back of the medallion it says "Property of William Turner." Pockets the medallion secretly)

Norrington: (Points sword at Jack) On your feet. I have to ask you why on earth you would save that whale.

Governor Swann: (Struggles to help Elisabeth to her feet) Are you hurt?

Elisabeth: I'm fine.

Everyone: Ah, shit.

Governor: (Sees Jack) Shoot him!

Elisabeth: Father! Commodore, do you really intend to kill my rescuer?

Norrington: Yes. (Sees Jack making a pouty face) Alright. I guess thanks are in order, though I don't know why. (Offers his hand, Jack accidentally offers him the wizard's skeletal hand) Had a brush with wizards, did we, Pirate?

Governor: Hang him.

Norrington: Keep your guns on him, men. Gillette, fetch some irons. (sees tattoo) Well, well. Jack Sparrow, isn't it? Remember, from Tortuga high? Senior year? I asked you out, you said no?

Jack: (Glares at him) Captain Jack Sparrow, if you please. (Whispers) And I don't go for dudes!

Norrington: Well.

Mullroy: (Hands him Jack's effects)

Norrington: Hmmm. No additional shots nor powder. A compass that doesn't point north. And last year's issue of Playboy: The Corset Addition. You are without a doubt the worst Pirate I've ever heard of.

Governor: (Grabs the playboy) I'm confiscating this. Ahem. (Moves away and opens the magazine.) ELISABETH???

Jack: I thought she seemed familiar...

Elisabeth: Father, I must protest. (Grabs the magazine.)

Norrinton: Well, it seems that the evidence against you is quite condemning.

Gillette: (Handcuffs Jack and moves away)

Jack: Finally. (With some effort, throws irons around Elisabeth's neck)

Governor: Shoot!!!!

Jack: No, don't shoot!!!

Governor: Shoot!!

Men: We're so confused!!

Jack: (Pushes Elisabeth away, where she falls through the dock, creating a big hole, grabs his effects and swings away.) You'll never catch me alive!!

Governor: Now will you shoot her? Er...I mean...Nevermind.

Norrington: Open fire! On his heels. Gillette, Mr. Sparrow has a dawn appointment at my office, to, uh...nevermind. I would hate for him to miss it.

(The soldiers begin searching for him)