Sorry, I know it's not my best work, but I just got my first bad review so
I'm in a bad mood.
Scene 6: ...enter Legolas...
(Legolas, now on the run from the law, has stolen the shards of Narsil and escaped safely to the Caribbean. Intent on reforging Narsil, he enters the deserted smithy. Sees drunk and sleeping Frodo Baggins, and slaps him just to see if he'll awake.)
Legolas: Get up you annoying bugger! (Can't wake Frodo up, so he lights a fire and lays the shards of Narsil on the table. All of a sudden the door opens and he runs for cover.)
Will: (Enters the smithy and sees Frodo still unconscious) Right where I left you. (Sees the shards of Narsil) Not where I left you. (Glances to where his Narsil is lying still on the table in it's box.) What the-? (Reaches for the sword and all of a sudden has an arrow aimed between his eyes)
SILENCE ENSUES...
Legolas: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Will: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with elves who look exactly like me.
Legolas: No, seriously, dude. You remind me of someone.
Will: (Lunges for a sword and grabs it)
Legolas: (In a lightning quick move, grabs his own sword and drops the bow, which fires the arrow straight through Frodo's foot. He stays asleep) Do you think this is wise, man, fighting with an elf?
Will: You stole my face.
Legolas: But not your hair.
Will: (Lowers sword.) Hmm. I guess you're right.
(While they talk, Jack slips in unnoticed,f rees himself of the irons and tiptoes for the back door)
Legolas: My elf senses sense something. (Grabs his bow, shoots an arrow, pins Jack through his shirt to the wall.)
Jack: Well, bloody hell. If it isn't Legolas Greenleaf.
Legolas: Jack Sparrow.
Will: How can you two possibly know each other?!?!
Legolas: We've met before. (Squints eyes suspiciously) Anyways...(pulls out his script, checks his next line) You need to find yourself a girl, mate.
Jack: I believe that was my line, elf.
Legolas: (Checks script again.) Well, pirate, I guess you're right. After 2,931 years, your eyes kind of start to wear out.
(All of a sudden there's a pounding at the door, the door breaks open and Norrington's men rush in, grab the still-sleeping Frodo, and rush back out.)
Will: Were they supposed to do that?
Legolas & Jack: (Look confused)
(Norrington's men, looking embarrassed, re-enter, put Frodo back in his chair, grab Jack, and leave.)
Legolas: (Looks at Will.) Well.
Will: (Looks at Legolas) Well.
(They both get back to work reforging their swords)
Scene 6: ...enter Legolas...
(Legolas, now on the run from the law, has stolen the shards of Narsil and escaped safely to the Caribbean. Intent on reforging Narsil, he enters the deserted smithy. Sees drunk and sleeping Frodo Baggins, and slaps him just to see if he'll awake.)
Legolas: Get up you annoying bugger! (Can't wake Frodo up, so he lights a fire and lays the shards of Narsil on the table. All of a sudden the door opens and he runs for cover.)
Will: (Enters the smithy and sees Frodo still unconscious) Right where I left you. (Sees the shards of Narsil) Not where I left you. (Glances to where his Narsil is lying still on the table in it's box.) What the-? (Reaches for the sword and all of a sudden has an arrow aimed between his eyes)
SILENCE ENSUES...
Legolas: You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
Will: I make a point of avoiding familiarity with elves who look exactly like me.
Legolas: No, seriously, dude. You remind me of someone.
Will: (Lunges for a sword and grabs it)
Legolas: (In a lightning quick move, grabs his own sword and drops the bow, which fires the arrow straight through Frodo's foot. He stays asleep) Do you think this is wise, man, fighting with an elf?
Will: You stole my face.
Legolas: But not your hair.
Will: (Lowers sword.) Hmm. I guess you're right.
(While they talk, Jack slips in unnoticed,f rees himself of the irons and tiptoes for the back door)
Legolas: My elf senses sense something. (Grabs his bow, shoots an arrow, pins Jack through his shirt to the wall.)
Jack: Well, bloody hell. If it isn't Legolas Greenleaf.
Legolas: Jack Sparrow.
Will: How can you two possibly know each other?!?!
Legolas: We've met before. (Squints eyes suspiciously) Anyways...(pulls out his script, checks his next line) You need to find yourself a girl, mate.
Jack: I believe that was my line, elf.
Legolas: (Checks script again.) Well, pirate, I guess you're right. After 2,931 years, your eyes kind of start to wear out.
(All of a sudden there's a pounding at the door, the door breaks open and Norrington's men rush in, grab the still-sleeping Frodo, and rush back out.)
Will: Were they supposed to do that?
Legolas & Jack: (Look confused)
(Norrington's men, looking embarrassed, re-enter, put Frodo back in his chair, grab Jack, and leave.)
Legolas: (Looks at Will.) Well.
Will: (Looks at Legolas) Well.
(They both get back to work reforging their swords)