Disclaimer- I don't own Inuyasha.
A/N- Urgh, my compooper won't show italic on , so I just gonna put = = when I write in italics, okily doke? Oh and yes, if ANY of you know where to get Inu cd's PLEASE tell me! I'd die to know! Please! ALSO, I can't e-mail anybody back at moms; I'm grounded for a month, which means no COMPUTER! All of you are probably flipping right now, don't worry I'll sneak on . Yes, yes, evil me, ne? Ah well, I still luv ya! Damn, I suck at keeping promises, so PLEASE forgive me if I say I'm gonna do something and I don't do it. I really am sorry...GOMEN!!!!!!!! –sigh- I hope you guys don't get mad at me if I do something like that...
Ja!
----Nya-chan----
-----Chapter 7------It Can't Be So---------The Oreo, the Floor, and the Game----------
Kagome handed over the steaming bowl of ramen to Inuyasha, pitying the soft noodles. Surely they'd be gone within 10 seconds.
He greedily grabbed the porcelain bowl, golden eyes full of eagerness.
She heard slurping noises as she turned to lean her elbows against the marble countertop.
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Kagome glanced over her shoulder, shaking her head wearily at the now empty bowl.
'Men,' she thought, rolling her eyes.
"Miroku, I must inquire to your injuries, how are they?" she asked, turning from the hanyou, who was now licking the bottom of the bowl, to Miroku.
"Oh yes, Sango did a wonderful job at dressing the wounds," he said, wiggling his brows at Sango.
Sango blushed bright red and mumbled quickly, "Gotta go pee..."
She was soon out the door and down the hallway. Kagome sighed, walking over to the bowl that Inuyasha was still licking, snatching it out of his hands.
"Hey, bitch! My food!" the half dog demon yelled.
"Unless you intend to lick the paint of the bowl, then I'm taking it," she said, adding as an afterthought, "Besides, we really need to talk." She walked to the sink, placing it in the basin. She heaved a sigh and sat unceremoniously at the big table.
"What now wench?" Inuyasha asked, raising his brows.
"Kagome, my dear lady, I also must inquire to which this meeting shall be about," Miroku said, giving her a charming grin. Kagome grimaced at the two and spoke.
"Well, its not an every day thing when I start blasting people with my hand, now is it?"
"Oh yes, that. Well, I suppose Inuyasha already told you about that...or were you two doing something else while I was with Sango?" he said, glancing between the two.
"You Perv! Ugh! Just explain how I can control my powers! Nothing perverted please..." Kagome screeched.
Inuyasha had his hands over his ears, "God bitch! Deafen me!"
"Oh yeah, the ears...?" Kagome said tracing circle patterns with her finger on the table, opening her mouth to ask him something. Inuyasha could just see it coming, 'Can I pet your ears?'
"No!"
"What! How do you even know what I was gonna ask!?"
Kagome huffed and stomped to the door. "If you need me I'll be in the living room!" She stormed out, slamming the kitchen door in the process.
"Smooth move," Miroku said sarcastically.
"Shut up, monk," Inuyasha said, bopping Miroku upside the head.
-.-Kagome and Sango-.-
Kagome grinned wryly as she sat on the couch with Sango. (you didn't expect her to stay in the bathroom that long, did ya?)
"Oh, Sango..." she said softly.
"...What..."
Kagome turned quickly and grasped Sango's hands, "Omigoshyougoddatellmewhathappened!"
"Omee god a lime hatened? What?" Sango said, confusion dancing in her black eyes.
Kagome sighed and rolled her eyes, "No, what happened? With you and the guy with the skin and the hair," she said, making strange hand gestures. (Courtesy of Theenie-chan, I don't own that, Theenie does!!)
"You mean Miroku?"
"YES!" she said dramatically.
Sango blushed and turned away, putting her hands to her face.
"Um..."
"Yes?"
"Ano..."
"YES!"
"Alright! WE KISSED!" she yelled.
-.-With Inuyasha and Miroku-.-
MUFFLED SHOUT
"Maybe we should check on them..." Miroku said glancing at the door.
"Oh no, I heard EXACTLY what they said," Inuyasha said grinning evilly.
Miroku gulped, eyes filling with fear.
-.-Sango and Kagome-.-
Kagome was shaking uncontrollably and biting her lip to suppress laughter.
"Kagome? Aren't you gonna say something?" Sango asked.
That did it, she fell to the floor clutching her stomach and laughing like there was no tomorrow.
"Oh...Sango..." she wheezed, trying to control the laughter.
Sango stood up and stomped off, walking to the porch. Miroku was already there, arms crossed and a slight blush staining his cheeks.
-.-
Kagome stood up, still giggling and walked to the kitchen. She sniffled and rubbed her eyes, opening the door to see a laughing Inuyasha, banging his head on the table.
"Inuyasha? What'd you say to Miroku?" Kagome asked, raising her brows.
He looked up and shook his head, "Nothing."
She walked to the cabinet, bopping him on the head as she past.
"Ow, wench!" Inuyasha whined.
"And you're supposed to be half-demon?"
"Humph! Shut up."
She shook her head and got out the Oreo's.
Inuyasha followed the package with his eyes, drooling.
"You could just ask Inu-chan!" she said, grinning when he blushed.
"I am NOT Inu-chan Inu-kun or Inu! It's Inuyasha, ok?"
"Sure, Inu-chan."
He growled and snatched the cookies out of her hand. He smirked at her, "Oh sorry, were these yours?"
"Inuyasha..." she growled dangerously. He wasn't surprised when she put her hands on her hips, but when she LUNGED at him, he wasn't prepared.
They toppled to the floor, Inuyasha grunting at the weight on his torso. His eyebrow twitched, damnit how did he get into these situations?
"Get off me bitch!" he growled.
"Give me the cookies!"
"No!" he said holding the cookies above his head. He rolled her off him and stood up, waving the cookies around in the air. She scrambled up and jumped for the cookies.
"No fair! I'm short!" she yelled
"So?" he said shrugging.
"Sit!"
Pause.
"What the hell was that?"
"Well it worked last time..."
"Whatever...you still don't get the cookies!"
"Humph! Fine, be that way," she said turning on her heel to the cabinet again. She opened it and grabbed a bag of Fritos. She grinned at him, "Fine have my cookies, I'll just have Fritos!"
Just as she and Inuyasha wee sitting down Miroku and Sango walked in.
Kagome rose her brows for what seemed like the millionth time today.
"Well I think we should get going," Miroku said smiling at them.
"Well...um, I wanted to talk to you guys about that..." Kagome said, shifting her gaze to the floor.
"Yes?"
"Alright, what if Naraku attacks while you're sleeping...soo I was wondering if we could all sleep at one house tonight..."
Miroku shrugged looking at Sango and Inuyasha.
"Well! I know if something happens we can always call the police but-"
"No we can't. Naraku has people stationed in the police, how do you think he would have gotten your moms body?"
"Okay...well all the more reason to stay together!" she said, giving them a lopsided grin.
"Okay...but which house?"
"Not here, he is my next door neighbor you know..."
"Well, that way we can keep an eye on him if we stay here." Inuyasha said.
"I guess it's settled, we'll stay here tonight," Sango said smiling at them.
"First to the living room gets to choose the movie!" Kagome yelled, darting out of the kitchen, Sango right behind her.
Miroku and Inuyasha shook their head and began WALKING to the living room.
Well, I could've written more, but I decided not to, eh? Alrighty, I'm already working on the next chappie, which will be, 'Don't Turn Off The Light'
Ja!
Nya-chan