Luna-Blu: I'm beat.
Luna-Blu: All today and all last night I played DDR with Sempai.
Guru-Guru: That would be your own fault. I mean, playing DDR at 1 AM...
TK: SEMPAI!
T9: ...sempai...
Luna-Blu: Anywho...yeah...
T9: ...by a doggie...

Inner Demons

Chapter 2
Day Ten: 11:00 AM
Takeru's POV
Lon Lon Ranch

"This is great, Malon."
Link's wife smiled at me from across the table. "I'm glad you like it."
"So...what do you call this again?" TK poked the food on his plate with his fork.
"Meat," Kimiko said, shoving some into TK's mouth. "You eat it." TK glared at her while quickly chewing the mouth full.
"I know that," he snapped. "I've had food before."
"Coulda fooled me."
"Kimiko, be nice to TK," scolded Malon. "You have to remember, he used to be a sword, and swords can't eat." TK looked as though he wasn't sure whether he should be grateful or resentful for that, but that look faded as he realized the new sensation in his mouth.
"W-what is this?! It's not quite taste, but it's on my tongue!"
"That's because you just ate sausage. It's called spicy. Here, this helps," said Kimiko, handing him a full glass of milk. The glass was empty in about two seconds. Unfortunately, not all of it made it into his mouth...
"This is what I get for feeding him only bread while he stayed over," Majora laughed, handing the confused sword boy her napkin.
"Stayed over? You kidnapped me!"
"It's called sarcasm. You should know, you use it all the time."
"Whatever." TK snatched away the napkin and started dabbing his now wet shirt. I just couldn't help it. I started laughing, which made Majora giggle all over again. Soon everyone but the soggy sword boy was laughing.
"I can't believe all of you!" Standing up with a jolt, TK slammed down his napkin on the table. "Blu is out there doing Din knows what, and here you all are laughing like it doesn't even matter! Well, you can go ahead and laugh, but I'm going after her whether you go or not!" With that he stormed out.
"TK!" Kimiko ran after the boy just as he grabbed up Tobu-Ken and slammed the door.
"Well, that was stupid of him," muttered Majora. "I mean, he has no idea where to go. Holodrum isn't exactly the easiest place to get to, you know."
"He just wants to save his friend," Malon said back. "I mean, he's been with her for his entire life, or at least all of his life that he hasn't spent unconscious or imprisoned. You can't blame him."
"That doesn't make it any less foolish," said Majora as she turned to her eggs.
"Majora, be nice," I joked, ruffling her hair. She turned to me, eggs hanging out of her mouth, and glared. I laughed again. "I think we should hurry up, though. TK is right, we really should get moving."
"Whatever." Majora picked up her empty dish. "Where should I put this?"
"In the sink."

Luna-Blu: ...yeah...
Luna-Blu: I got nothin...
Guru-Guru: Me neither.
TK: ...burned to a crisp...
Luna-Blu: ...by a doggie...