Luna-Blu: HIDE ME! I'M NOT HERE!
Luna-Blu: -hides-
Guru-Guru: ...
TK: She's on the run from her Trigun readers at the moment.
Guru-Guru: -looks around for Blu-
Guru-Guru: Well, since there's nobody to write with, I guess I'll have to do something by myself...
Makoto, Asako, & Nayuki: NO!
Luna-Blu: -is hiding behind Kenny- I'm right here, dummy.
TK: Baka.
Inner Demons
Chapter 3
Day Ten: 12:00 PM
Kimiko's POV
Lon Lon Ranch
"Kimiko, I'm scared," said TK, hiding around the corner of the barn.
"Oh, come on, TK. It's not like it hasn't been done before by everyone else. We've all done it."
"But I know I'm gonna get hurt!"
"Oh, come on. Do you want to save Blu or not?"
"But Kimiko, I don't like horses! Epona always used to chew on my handle!"
I shook my head and grabbed his arm. "You don't HAVE a handle anymore!"
"But she'll remember me and then try to chew on my arm or something!" He pulled his arm out of my grasp and crossed it with the other. "There is no way I'm getting near that horse!"
"TK, you are getting on that horse, whether you like it or not." I focused, and before TK could blink, he was sitting on one of our horses, whimpering and hanging on for dear life. "Big baby. Okay, so where do we have to leave Hyrule from, Majora?"
"Haunted Wasteland," Majora replied, throwing the last of the cargo onto her saddle. "If we can get there in one piece, then we should be on our way."
"Sounds fine to me!" I climbed off my horse and ran over to the open doorway were my parents stood. "Bye Mom, Bye Dad!" I gave both of them hugs and climbed back onto my horse. Picking up the reins, I noticed the golden glow on the back of my left hand had disappeared. "Hey, Dad, check your left hand. Either the Triforce of Courage is there or it's back in the Sacred Realm."
"Yeah, I've got it. Thanks for reminding me. See you soon, Kimiko."
"Bye, Dad. YAH!" I yelled, directing my horse out of the ranch. Majora took the lead in front of me, with Takeru by her side and TK next to me. We steered our horses around to the far side of the ranch and started riding to Gerudo Valley in the east.
12:30 PM
Majora's POV
Gerudo Valley
"Gah, I forgot how annoying travel is on horses. I think my butt bone is broken."
Takeru smiled at me. "Oh come on. We both know you're not that fragile! Besides, I like horses."
"Figures." I looked behind us briefly, only to see the Sword twitching and clinging to his horse. Granted it was his first horse ride ever, but Din, what a wimp. "It seems your double thinks the exact opposite."
"I think it was something about horses gnawing on his handle."
"It's not like you to eavesdrop."
"Well, since you know what I'm talking about, that means you were eavesdropping, too," said Takeru, sticking out his tongue. He can be so childish. Goddesses, I love that.
"Umm...we have a problem," yelled Kimiko from behind us.
"What is it?" All three of us asked.
"Well, I don't know how much you three know about the Gerudo, but they hate men. My dad got thrown in jail every time they saw him until he got the Gerudo Membership Card, which Takeru and TK here don't have."
"So what do we do about this?" asked TK.
"Well..." Kimiko looked at TK, and his face went white.
"Oh, no. You couldn't. You wouldn't!"
"I can and I will. Now, come on. We've got to get you two ready..."
TK's POV
"I feel degraded."
"At least it's longer then a tunic."
"How come you two are wearing pants and we get stuck with dresses?"
"They bring out your eyes."
I gave Majora an ice cold glare. Not only was I stuck riding a horse, I was stuck riding a horse IN A DRESS. Takeru seemed pretty bummed out by it to. Maybe it was because Majora couldn't stop making wisecracks at him.
"That just looks STUNNING on you, dear!" Majora snickered.
"Please Majora, not now."
"...ok...but can I braid your hair later?"
As we rode across the bridge, I used every curse word I could think of on Kimiko, and if the only curses you know come from Blu, you know a lot. Finally, we trotted into Gerudo territory.
"Halt," the guard at the gate said. "State your business."
"We are going to the temple, as requested by the Spirit Sage," Kimiko answered, lying through her teeth.
"You may pass."
"THANKS!" Takeru said, using his normal voice. The guard did a double take. "I mean-Thank you, ma'am." Rolling her eyes, Majora punched her husband in the shoulder.
"Way to go!"
"MEN!" Before we could blink, a pack of Gerudo had surrounded us. Kimiko and Majora had dropped the illusion.
"Please! We are family of Link!" Kimiko was desperate.
"Link? Why didn't you say so?" Suddenly there were no more spears.
"You mean you put us in dresses for NOTHING?!"
"Th-they matched your eyes?"
Luna-Blu: Kenny, you sick little author you, dressing poor TK in a dress.
TK: ...sicko...
Guru-Guru: Oh, come on. You have to admit, it was funny. Well, except for TK here...
Asako: TK, the chapter's over. Why are you still wearing the dress?
TK: It's a Tunic, and if you must know, Link forced me into it.
Asako: I dunno... It looks a bit long for a tunic to me...
Luna-Blu: 'tis Link's
Makoto: Okay, so why are you wearing makeup?
TK: The light sage jumped me.
Luna-Blu: -hides-
Guru-Guru: ...
TK: She's on the run from her Trigun readers at the moment.
Guru-Guru: -looks around for Blu-
Guru-Guru: Well, since there's nobody to write with, I guess I'll have to do something by myself...
Makoto, Asako, & Nayuki: NO!
Luna-Blu: -is hiding behind Kenny- I'm right here, dummy.
TK: Baka.
Inner Demons
Chapter 3
Day Ten: 12:00 PM
Kimiko's POV
Lon Lon Ranch
"Kimiko, I'm scared," said TK, hiding around the corner of the barn.
"Oh, come on, TK. It's not like it hasn't been done before by everyone else. We've all done it."
"But I know I'm gonna get hurt!"
"Oh, come on. Do you want to save Blu or not?"
"But Kimiko, I don't like horses! Epona always used to chew on my handle!"
I shook my head and grabbed his arm. "You don't HAVE a handle anymore!"
"But she'll remember me and then try to chew on my arm or something!" He pulled his arm out of my grasp and crossed it with the other. "There is no way I'm getting near that horse!"
"TK, you are getting on that horse, whether you like it or not." I focused, and before TK could blink, he was sitting on one of our horses, whimpering and hanging on for dear life. "Big baby. Okay, so where do we have to leave Hyrule from, Majora?"
"Haunted Wasteland," Majora replied, throwing the last of the cargo onto her saddle. "If we can get there in one piece, then we should be on our way."
"Sounds fine to me!" I climbed off my horse and ran over to the open doorway were my parents stood. "Bye Mom, Bye Dad!" I gave both of them hugs and climbed back onto my horse. Picking up the reins, I noticed the golden glow on the back of my left hand had disappeared. "Hey, Dad, check your left hand. Either the Triforce of Courage is there or it's back in the Sacred Realm."
"Yeah, I've got it. Thanks for reminding me. See you soon, Kimiko."
"Bye, Dad. YAH!" I yelled, directing my horse out of the ranch. Majora took the lead in front of me, with Takeru by her side and TK next to me. We steered our horses around to the far side of the ranch and started riding to Gerudo Valley in the east.
12:30 PM
Majora's POV
Gerudo Valley
"Gah, I forgot how annoying travel is on horses. I think my butt bone is broken."
Takeru smiled at me. "Oh come on. We both know you're not that fragile! Besides, I like horses."
"Figures." I looked behind us briefly, only to see the Sword twitching and clinging to his horse. Granted it was his first horse ride ever, but Din, what a wimp. "It seems your double thinks the exact opposite."
"I think it was something about horses gnawing on his handle."
"It's not like you to eavesdrop."
"Well, since you know what I'm talking about, that means you were eavesdropping, too," said Takeru, sticking out his tongue. He can be so childish. Goddesses, I love that.
"Umm...we have a problem," yelled Kimiko from behind us.
"What is it?" All three of us asked.
"Well, I don't know how much you three know about the Gerudo, but they hate men. My dad got thrown in jail every time they saw him until he got the Gerudo Membership Card, which Takeru and TK here don't have."
"So what do we do about this?" asked TK.
"Well..." Kimiko looked at TK, and his face went white.
"Oh, no. You couldn't. You wouldn't!"
"I can and I will. Now, come on. We've got to get you two ready..."
TK's POV
"I feel degraded."
"At least it's longer then a tunic."
"How come you two are wearing pants and we get stuck with dresses?"
"They bring out your eyes."
I gave Majora an ice cold glare. Not only was I stuck riding a horse, I was stuck riding a horse IN A DRESS. Takeru seemed pretty bummed out by it to. Maybe it was because Majora couldn't stop making wisecracks at him.
"That just looks STUNNING on you, dear!" Majora snickered.
"Please Majora, not now."
"...ok...but can I braid your hair later?"
As we rode across the bridge, I used every curse word I could think of on Kimiko, and if the only curses you know come from Blu, you know a lot. Finally, we trotted into Gerudo territory.
"Halt," the guard at the gate said. "State your business."
"We are going to the temple, as requested by the Spirit Sage," Kimiko answered, lying through her teeth.
"You may pass."
"THANKS!" Takeru said, using his normal voice. The guard did a double take. "I mean-Thank you, ma'am." Rolling her eyes, Majora punched her husband in the shoulder.
"Way to go!"
"MEN!" Before we could blink, a pack of Gerudo had surrounded us. Kimiko and Majora had dropped the illusion.
"Please! We are family of Link!" Kimiko was desperate.
"Link? Why didn't you say so?" Suddenly there were no more spears.
"You mean you put us in dresses for NOTHING?!"
"Th-they matched your eyes?"
Luna-Blu: Kenny, you sick little author you, dressing poor TK in a dress.
TK: ...sicko...
Guru-Guru: Oh, come on. You have to admit, it was funny. Well, except for TK here...
Asako: TK, the chapter's over. Why are you still wearing the dress?
TK: It's a Tunic, and if you must know, Link forced me into it.
Asako: I dunno... It looks a bit long for a tunic to me...
Luna-Blu: 'tis Link's
Makoto: Okay, so why are you wearing makeup?
TK: The light sage jumped me.