Luna-Blu: NO KENNY! STAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Guru-Guru: Okay, we have good news and bad news.
Makoto: The good news:
Guru-Guru: We updated. w00t!
Asako: The bad news:
Guru-Guru: I'm going on a two-week long road trip starting Monday, one week of which is...camping...
Makoto: -gasp-
Asako: -gasp-
Nayuki: -gasp-
Luna-Blu: -snore- eh, what? Oh right. -GASP-
Guru-Guru: Y-you don't care that I'm gonna be gone for two weeks?! T-T
Luna-Blu: -clings to Kenny's leg- OF COURSE I DO!
Luna-Blu: I just woke up at ten, for nothing I might add, and that is EARLY!
Inner Demons
Chapter 4
Day Ten: 1:15 PM
Takeru's POV
Haunted Wasteland
"It's so HOT!"
"Deal with it," Majora snapped, sweating more then me. We had to ditch our horses at the 'Sea of Sand' thing, leaving us stuck on foot. Sand sucks, I'll tell you that much.
"But I'm tired!" I leaned on my wife, hoping to get some pity. Majora doesn't really know HOW to pity.
"GET OFF!" She pushed me away. "You stink!"
"Over a thousand years of being separated, and within three days you say I stink." I smiled. "Good, you haven't changed at all."
"As much as I hate to break up this 'special moment'," Kimiko yelled over the howling wind, "how are we supposed to get to this town? The only way out of the wasteland leads into the Desert Colossus, and that's a dead end!"
"Well, we're not gonna leave the wasteland that way. You'll see."
"Umm...Kimiko?" I asked. "Is TK okay back there? He looks kinda..." TK was lagging behind us, and he looked a bit zombieish.
"Oh, he passed out ten minutes ago, the wuss. I'm dragging him along though, so he's fine."
"Poor guy!"
"Wimp."
"Be nice."
"ARE WE THERE YET?!"
All of us spun around, TK staring at us. "What?"
"When did YOU wake up?!"
"Five minutes ago."
"Then why are you walking like that?"
"THERE'S SAND IN MY SHOE!"
I snorted. "Wimp."
"We're here," announced Majora as we reached a giant stone structure.
"Umm...this is just the place where the spirit guide stays. How does this help us?" asked Kimiko.
"Like this!" Majora grabbed the zombified sword-boy by the wrist and dragged him to an indentation in the side of the structure. "Be a dear and check for any monsters down there for us, would you?" and with that, Majora shoved a wide-eyed TK into the indent and down the dark hole in the back of it.
"HOLY CRAP! AGH! IT TOUCHED MY PANTS!"
"OMIGODDESSES! TK! ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?" Kimiko rushed over to the hole's mouth. "HOLD ON! I'M COMING DOWN!"
"That wasn't very nice, dear." I crossed my arms and waited for my 'caring' wife to tell me her reasons.
"Ah, come on! The guy needed to toughen up!"
I raised my eyebrow at her. "You pushed him down a hole."
"Yeah...so?"
I just shook my head and climbed down the very deep hole. When I got to the bottom, I found TK clinging to Kimiko, a dead mouse on the ground next to them. "Wow, you've gotta be the biggest wuss I've ever met."
"Shut up. I'm you, you know."
"...oh, yeah..."
"You did always have a thing about mice, Takeru."
I looked at Majora, the mouse hanging from her hand by the tail, and moved to the other side of the room. "I have no clue what you're talking about."
"There's a rat behind you."
"GAH! SAVE ME!"
"Wuss."
"Shut up, sword boy."
"Well, let's kill two birds with one stone here," said Majora as she set the rat on one of the torches in the room. Two seconds later, both torches caught green flames. Unfortunately for TK, his sleeve was rather close to the left torch, and, well...
"AGH! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!" yelled my wimpy reincarnation as he ran around in circles. We all watched for about ten seconds before Kimiko decided to help him out. "You know, you could've just put out the fire," moped a drenched TK.
"Yeah, but this was more fun. Now, let's get out of here," said Kimiko as she walked down a passageway in the back of the room.
"When did that get there?" asked TK.
Majora just smirked at him and answered, "What did you think the green fire was for?"
Luna-Blu: I'm sorry, TK.
TK: Are not.
Luna-Blu: Nope, but I said it anyway!
Guru-Guru: It's the thought that counts.
Makoto: In this case, that's a bad thing.
Guru-Guru: Oh.
TK: I really hope I'm not a wimp the WHOLE fic.
Asako: That depends on how much I can influence our two authors here. For your sake, you'd better hope that Makoto wins most of our fights.
Makoto: She scares me...
Asako: As it should be.
Guru-Guru: Okay, then. Well, we'll be back in two weeks with the next chapter!
Luna-Blu: -sobs clings and loudly shouts- REVIEW!
Guru-Guru: Okay, we have good news and bad news.
Makoto: The good news:
Guru-Guru: We updated. w00t!
Asako: The bad news:
Guru-Guru: I'm going on a two-week long road trip starting Monday, one week of which is...camping...
Makoto: -gasp-
Asako: -gasp-
Nayuki: -gasp-
Luna-Blu: -snore- eh, what? Oh right. -GASP-
Guru-Guru: Y-you don't care that I'm gonna be gone for two weeks?! T-T
Luna-Blu: -clings to Kenny's leg- OF COURSE I DO!
Luna-Blu: I just woke up at ten, for nothing I might add, and that is EARLY!
Inner Demons
Chapter 4
Day Ten: 1:15 PM
Takeru's POV
Haunted Wasteland
"It's so HOT!"
"Deal with it," Majora snapped, sweating more then me. We had to ditch our horses at the 'Sea of Sand' thing, leaving us stuck on foot. Sand sucks, I'll tell you that much.
"But I'm tired!" I leaned on my wife, hoping to get some pity. Majora doesn't really know HOW to pity.
"GET OFF!" She pushed me away. "You stink!"
"Over a thousand years of being separated, and within three days you say I stink." I smiled. "Good, you haven't changed at all."
"As much as I hate to break up this 'special moment'," Kimiko yelled over the howling wind, "how are we supposed to get to this town? The only way out of the wasteland leads into the Desert Colossus, and that's a dead end!"
"Well, we're not gonna leave the wasteland that way. You'll see."
"Umm...Kimiko?" I asked. "Is TK okay back there? He looks kinda..." TK was lagging behind us, and he looked a bit zombieish.
"Oh, he passed out ten minutes ago, the wuss. I'm dragging him along though, so he's fine."
"Poor guy!"
"Wimp."
"Be nice."
"ARE WE THERE YET?!"
All of us spun around, TK staring at us. "What?"
"When did YOU wake up?!"
"Five minutes ago."
"Then why are you walking like that?"
"THERE'S SAND IN MY SHOE!"
I snorted. "Wimp."
"We're here," announced Majora as we reached a giant stone structure.
"Umm...this is just the place where the spirit guide stays. How does this help us?" asked Kimiko.
"Like this!" Majora grabbed the zombified sword-boy by the wrist and dragged him to an indentation in the side of the structure. "Be a dear and check for any monsters down there for us, would you?" and with that, Majora shoved a wide-eyed TK into the indent and down the dark hole in the back of it.
"HOLY CRAP! AGH! IT TOUCHED MY PANTS!"
"OMIGODDESSES! TK! ARE YOU ALRIGHT!?" Kimiko rushed over to the hole's mouth. "HOLD ON! I'M COMING DOWN!"
"That wasn't very nice, dear." I crossed my arms and waited for my 'caring' wife to tell me her reasons.
"Ah, come on! The guy needed to toughen up!"
I raised my eyebrow at her. "You pushed him down a hole."
"Yeah...so?"
I just shook my head and climbed down the very deep hole. When I got to the bottom, I found TK clinging to Kimiko, a dead mouse on the ground next to them. "Wow, you've gotta be the biggest wuss I've ever met."
"Shut up. I'm you, you know."
"...oh, yeah..."
"You did always have a thing about mice, Takeru."
I looked at Majora, the mouse hanging from her hand by the tail, and moved to the other side of the room. "I have no clue what you're talking about."
"There's a rat behind you."
"GAH! SAVE ME!"
"Wuss."
"Shut up, sword boy."
"Well, let's kill two birds with one stone here," said Majora as she set the rat on one of the torches in the room. Two seconds later, both torches caught green flames. Unfortunately for TK, his sleeve was rather close to the left torch, and, well...
"AGH! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!" yelled my wimpy reincarnation as he ran around in circles. We all watched for about ten seconds before Kimiko decided to help him out. "You know, you could've just put out the fire," moped a drenched TK.
"Yeah, but this was more fun. Now, let's get out of here," said Kimiko as she walked down a passageway in the back of the room.
"When did that get there?" asked TK.
Majora just smirked at him and answered, "What did you think the green fire was for?"
Luna-Blu: I'm sorry, TK.
TK: Are not.
Luna-Blu: Nope, but I said it anyway!
Guru-Guru: It's the thought that counts.
Makoto: In this case, that's a bad thing.
Guru-Guru: Oh.
TK: I really hope I'm not a wimp the WHOLE fic.
Asako: That depends on how much I can influence our two authors here. For your sake, you'd better hope that Makoto wins most of our fights.
Makoto: She scares me...
Asako: As it should be.
Guru-Guru: Okay, then. Well, we'll be back in two weeks with the next chapter!
Luna-Blu: -sobs clings and loudly shouts- REVIEW!