Luna-Blu: -is clinging to Kenny's leg-
TK: -is clinging to Blu's leg-
Guru-Guru: I'm back.
Asako: It wasn't very nice of you to go on vacation and leave us home with Blu.
TK: -crying- AND I'M BACK!
Guru-Guru: I got my payback. I had to drag him along.
Luna-Blu: my reviewers will be happy!
TK: ...-runs far, far away-
Inner Demons
Chapter 5
Day Ten: 2:30 PM
TK's POV
The Tunnel
"...say it."
Majora turned around, scoffed, and continued to walk backwards with her hands in her pockets. "I'm not saying it."
"You owe it to me," I snapped, poking her in the shoulder.
"Do not."
"Do too."
"JUST SAY SORRY ALREADY!" Takeru and Kimiko yelled at the same time. I smiled sweetly.
"Oh fine." Majora wrinkled her nose like she had a bad taste in her mouth. "S-s-sorry."
"About whaaaaaat?"
Majora glared at me then hung her head. "For pushing you."
"See? that wasn't that hard!" Takeru patted his wife on the back, which earned him a death glare of his own.
"I see light!" Kimiko yelled, pointing ahead of her.
"Thank Din!"
"You can say that again."
"Umm...ok. Thank Din!"
"That's not what he means, sword boy." Majora rolled her eyes.
"Then what DID he mean?"
"It's a figure of speech, TK." Kimiko patted me on the back. "I'll tell you later."
"Well...are we there yet?"
Majora pounded her fist into the stone wall. "I told you not to say that anymore!"
"But I wanna know if we're there yet!"
"Are we out of the tunnel?"
"Noooooooo..."
"THEN WE'RE NOT THERE YET!"
"Actually..." Takeru cut in, "we are."
Majora and i paused from tearing each other limb from limb, to see the opening of the tunnel but a few feet away.
"THANK DIN!"
"You can say-"
"We are not doing that all over again."
"Fine, ruin all my fun." Takeru pouted, which gave him another death glare and a loose jaw. "What was that for?!"
"You just stepped on my foot!"
Kimiko and I exchanged glances. "Marriage counseling?"
"Marriage counseling."
"Hey! You four!"
We turned around to see a few men, about twenty years old, standing around the end of the tunnel. "You from Hyrule?" one asked, pointing at me. I nodded.
"Nice sword." The man to the right poked Tobu-ken on my back. "Kinda girly, ain't it?"
"It's my friend's. I'm holding it for her." The group laughed.
"I didn't really think you'd know how to use a sword anyway," the oldest one snickered. "Why don't we just take it off your hands?"
Majora let out a growl. "Why you-"
"But i do know how to use a sword," I said, cutting Majora off. "It's quite easy really."
"Why you!" One of the men pulled out his own sword and charged. Without missing a beat, I removed Tobu-Ken from my back, twisted the handle, and ripped the blade from the other man's hand. Grabbing the sword in mid-air, I turned around and handed it to Kimiko.
"Gee, that was fun, but your aim was off." Looking down, I pointed to the man's feet. "Besides, your feet are wrong."
"Where did THAT come from?"
I turned to Majora. "Where did what come from?"
"That fight back there! I didn't know you knew how to fight!" Majora turned to her husband. "Did YOU know he could fight, caz I didn't!"
"I learned from Blu."
"When?"
"When you two were getting the triforce back, duh." Kimiko nearly fell over.
"THAT TOOK LIKE A WEEK!"
"I'm a fast learner."
Majora's POV
"Why do I get the feeling that we've passed that rock before?" asked TK for the fiftieth time.
"Like I've told you 49 times already, IT'S BECAUSE WE HAVE PASSED IT BEFORE!"
"Should we do a little dance for reaching fifty?" asked Takeru, earning himself my special reserved-for-Takeru death glare.
"Umm... Are we lost?"
"No shit, sword-boy."
"Take it easy on him, hon," started Takeru, but another glare shut him up.
"We've been walking in circles in this forest for an hour already. If I have to put up with one more idiot remark or question, I'm gonna blow the whole damn forest up!"
"Why don't you just do that anyway?" asked my personal pain in the butt.
"I'm saving my power for you..." TK turned white and shut up for about two seconds, and then...
"Haven't we passed that stump before?"
"ARRGH!"
"Hey, we haven't passed it before!" shouted Kimiko. "And I see light through the trees in front of us! We're almost out!"
"Thank Din!" I shouted, and I took off running towards the light, only to trip on a root and land face first in mud. "WHEN WILL IT END?!"
Luna-Blu: -is still clinging to Kenny's leg-
Guru-Guru: Why are you clinging to my leg?
Luna-Blu: Caz you're back -hugs leg-
Guru-Guru: So why are you hugging my leg?
Luna-Blu: ...caz I can...
Guru-Guru: But if you're hugging my leg, I can't hug back.
Asako: Oh, get a room!
Nayuki: Review!
Luna-Blu: MY FRIGGIN LINE!
TK: -is clinging to Blu's leg-
Guru-Guru: I'm back.
Asako: It wasn't very nice of you to go on vacation and leave us home with Blu.
TK: -crying- AND I'M BACK!
Guru-Guru: I got my payback. I had to drag him along.
Luna-Blu: my reviewers will be happy!
TK: ...-runs far, far away-
Inner Demons
Chapter 5
Day Ten: 2:30 PM
TK's POV
The Tunnel
"...say it."
Majora turned around, scoffed, and continued to walk backwards with her hands in her pockets. "I'm not saying it."
"You owe it to me," I snapped, poking her in the shoulder.
"Do not."
"Do too."
"JUST SAY SORRY ALREADY!" Takeru and Kimiko yelled at the same time. I smiled sweetly.
"Oh fine." Majora wrinkled her nose like she had a bad taste in her mouth. "S-s-sorry."
"About whaaaaaat?"
Majora glared at me then hung her head. "For pushing you."
"See? that wasn't that hard!" Takeru patted his wife on the back, which earned him a death glare of his own.
"I see light!" Kimiko yelled, pointing ahead of her.
"Thank Din!"
"You can say that again."
"Umm...ok. Thank Din!"
"That's not what he means, sword boy." Majora rolled her eyes.
"Then what DID he mean?"
"It's a figure of speech, TK." Kimiko patted me on the back. "I'll tell you later."
"Well...are we there yet?"
Majora pounded her fist into the stone wall. "I told you not to say that anymore!"
"But I wanna know if we're there yet!"
"Are we out of the tunnel?"
"Noooooooo..."
"THEN WE'RE NOT THERE YET!"
"Actually..." Takeru cut in, "we are."
Majora and i paused from tearing each other limb from limb, to see the opening of the tunnel but a few feet away.
"THANK DIN!"
"You can say-"
"We are not doing that all over again."
"Fine, ruin all my fun." Takeru pouted, which gave him another death glare and a loose jaw. "What was that for?!"
"You just stepped on my foot!"
Kimiko and I exchanged glances. "Marriage counseling?"
"Marriage counseling."
"Hey! You four!"
We turned around to see a few men, about twenty years old, standing around the end of the tunnel. "You from Hyrule?" one asked, pointing at me. I nodded.
"Nice sword." The man to the right poked Tobu-ken on my back. "Kinda girly, ain't it?"
"It's my friend's. I'm holding it for her." The group laughed.
"I didn't really think you'd know how to use a sword anyway," the oldest one snickered. "Why don't we just take it off your hands?"
Majora let out a growl. "Why you-"
"But i do know how to use a sword," I said, cutting Majora off. "It's quite easy really."
"Why you!" One of the men pulled out his own sword and charged. Without missing a beat, I removed Tobu-Ken from my back, twisted the handle, and ripped the blade from the other man's hand. Grabbing the sword in mid-air, I turned around and handed it to Kimiko.
"Gee, that was fun, but your aim was off." Looking down, I pointed to the man's feet. "Besides, your feet are wrong."
"Where did THAT come from?"
I turned to Majora. "Where did what come from?"
"That fight back there! I didn't know you knew how to fight!" Majora turned to her husband. "Did YOU know he could fight, caz I didn't!"
"I learned from Blu."
"When?"
"When you two were getting the triforce back, duh." Kimiko nearly fell over.
"THAT TOOK LIKE A WEEK!"
"I'm a fast learner."
Majora's POV
"Why do I get the feeling that we've passed that rock before?" asked TK for the fiftieth time.
"Like I've told you 49 times already, IT'S BECAUSE WE HAVE PASSED IT BEFORE!"
"Should we do a little dance for reaching fifty?" asked Takeru, earning himself my special reserved-for-Takeru death glare.
"Umm... Are we lost?"
"No shit, sword-boy."
"Take it easy on him, hon," started Takeru, but another glare shut him up.
"We've been walking in circles in this forest for an hour already. If I have to put up with one more idiot remark or question, I'm gonna blow the whole damn forest up!"
"Why don't you just do that anyway?" asked my personal pain in the butt.
"I'm saving my power for you..." TK turned white and shut up for about two seconds, and then...
"Haven't we passed that stump before?"
"ARRGH!"
"Hey, we haven't passed it before!" shouted Kimiko. "And I see light through the trees in front of us! We're almost out!"
"Thank Din!" I shouted, and I took off running towards the light, only to trip on a root and land face first in mud. "WHEN WILL IT END?!"
Luna-Blu: -is still clinging to Kenny's leg-
Guru-Guru: Why are you clinging to my leg?
Luna-Blu: Caz you're back -hugs leg-
Guru-Guru: So why are you hugging my leg?
Luna-Blu: ...caz I can...
Guru-Guru: But if you're hugging my leg, I can't hug back.
Asako: Oh, get a room!
Nayuki: Review!
Luna-Blu: MY FRIGGIN LINE!