This chapter isn't as funny as the last one because I was trying to introduce everyone. Now that we have that taken care of next chapter should be non-stop laughs.

Brooke, Haley, and Peyton stood staring Eric. Brooke couldn't understand why he was being so nice to them considering it was midnight and they had just busted up his mailbox. Not only was he being nice he was smiling.

"I'm Brooke... Sorry about your mailbox... My friend here is kind of a REALLY bad driver" Brooke said pointing to Peyton.

"It's no problem... Where are you 3 headed so late at night?" Eric asked still smiling

"Los Angles... We needed a road trip to get away from boy issues," Peyton said glaring at Brooke.

"Oh believe me I know boy issues..." Eric started when Brooke broke in.

"Your gay? Oh that's why you smile a lot... I thought I detected something." Brooke said feeling pretty proud that she had caught on to that fact.

"Oh no, no... I have 3 daughters..." Eric said red in the face

"Right... sorry about that... Hey do you have any sons?" If they were going to be stuck in this town until her car was fixed they could at least have some hott sons.

"Um yes 4, plus Martin who is living with us right now" Eric said still a little red in the face

"Damn you have 7 kids!" Peyton blurted out.

"Please don't swear, Yes, Matt, Mary, Lucy, Simon, Ruthie and the twins Sam and David. Plus Martin"

"Twins... Hmm Peyton you like threesomes!" Brooke giggled. This was going to be fun.

"Excuse me! They are 5!" Eric shouted.

"Well Jenny might like a threesome!" Haley said smiling.

"Oh my god Peyton we have finally corrupted tutor girl!"

Eric didn't seem thrilled about this conversation.

"Right... Yea sorry about that, we're just tired... Usually we are better than this' Brooke lied. She decided that she had better be nice if she wanted to crash with these people tonight.

"How old are you 3?"

"16" Haley blurted out.

"Good Job tutor girl..." They were dead now, especially if he found the beer in the trunk.

"You 3 had better stay with us tonight... You shouldn't be out like this... Come on" Eric said walking towards the house.

This excited Brooke. She loved to corrupt people and this family sounded like it was in serious need of corrupting. If she could corrupt Haley Scott imagine what she could do to two 5 year olds...

They walked into the house through the front door. It was a nice house and very clean for them to have 7 kids.

"You three can sleep on the couch... We will worry about church clothes for you in the morning." Eric said pulling pillows and blankets out of the hall closet.

"Church?" Peyton asked

"Yes... I am the minister here" Eric answered proudly

"Wow... So your like all godish or something?" Brooke asked looking at the pictures of Jesus on the walls.

"Now you three had better get some sleep... Tomorrow will be a long day" Was all Eric said apparently not wanting to talk about it then.

Brooke, Haley, and Peyton set up the couch with pillows and blankets. Since they had left their clothes in the trunk of the car and were too tired to go and get them out they decided just to sleep in their underwear and bras promising that they would wake up early enough to get dressed.

"Mom!" Was the sound that Brooke almost jump out of her skin. She looked up to see 3 boys' people staring down at her, Peyton and Haley.

"Hi... You must be the boys?" Brooke asked covering up with the blanket

"Yea and you would be?" A blonde boy asked. He looked around maybe 18 and had an earring in his ear.

"Brooke... What's your name sexy?" Brooke asked glaring as seductively as she could. Since it was early and she probably looked like crap she could only do so much.

"Give it a rest Brooke..." Haley said crouching lower under the covers

"Si-Simon" The blonde boy said flashing her a smile. He was no Lucas but he would have to do for this trip.

"And you 2?" She asked pointing to the other 2 boys

"Matt"

"Martin"

"Great! Well there are 3 of us, and 3 of you guys... What do you say we go and get..." Brooke stopped mid sentence seeing another guy walk through the living room.

"And who are you?"

"Married...My name is Kevin" He said stopping beside Matt

"That's ok... My friend Peyton here loves taken men." Brooke giggled. Peyton didn't seem amused.

"My wife and I are getting ready to have a baby" Kevin said smiling.

"Yea... she doesn't really care about that either..." Brooke was really enjoying this.

"How old are you?" He asked looking suspicious.

"16... Why?" Peyton asked

"And your sleeping in a house with people you don't know in your bra and undies?"

"Undies... Dude...how did you get married with a vocabulary like that? She must have been a desperate virgin... Well you are hott so I guess as long as you didn't talk during sex everything would be ok" Brooke giggled more. Kevin didn't seem to find it funny.

"My wife was a virgin and proud of it... She is beautiful and is going to be a minister" Kevin bragged.

Brooke decided that it was defiantly time to shake things up here.

"Well my girlfriend Haley and I are here to get married and she is beautiful and smart!" Brooke said smiling at Haley.

"Wha..." Haley started but Peyton broke in before she had a chance to finish.

"Yea... I am the ex. Brooke brought me along as the spare" Peyton agreed with Brooke that this place was way too boring.

"Hey do you think your dad will marry us?" Haley finally asked deciding that this might be fun.

All 4 guys just stared saying nothing, 2 with their mouth's open.

"We're just playing with you... You guys are so boring..." Brooke giggled. All 4 guys let out a sigh of relief but it didn't end there.

"Do you understand the nature of the crime you have committed here?" Kevin asked seriously.

"What are you a cop?" Peyton snapped at him

"Uh... yea"

"Holy Shit!" Peyton screamed.

"I would just like to inform you that there is nothing holy about... well you know what" An older woman said walking into the room. She had dry blonde hair and was already dressed for church. 2 boys walked in behind her singing.

"Hit it brother" One said

"Dip it low..." the other one sang.

"Simon! I told you to get that song out of my sweet little boys heads" She yelled.

"The rest of you better get ready for church... I would like to talk to these ladies."

All of the children as she called them walked up the stairs to get ready leaving Brooke, Haley, and Peyton alone in their underwear.

"So... did it hurt having all of those children?" Brooke asked randomly.

"That is personal, Now I would like to talk to you three for a minute... Right now I do not have a very high opinion of you but I am hoping you will be able to change that right now. Tell me a little about your selves and why you are here?"

"Well... we are 16 and live in Tree Hill North Carolina. We are here because we all have boy troubles and we needed a few weeks of nothing but Sex, Boys and Boos and Brooke puts it" Peyton said smiling.

"Very well put Peyton" Brooke said.

"That's a joke right because please tell me that you 3 haven't had sex yet?" The woman said with a disgusted look on her face.

There was a long silence but that was all Annie needed. She knew right there that those girls were trouble and she didn't like them being in her house one bit.

"I would like you 3 to find a hotel after church today... I think that would be best for everyone"

"Non since Annie" Eric said walking into the room

"What kind of Christians would be kicking these poor confused teenagers out on the street?"

"Christians with teenage sons at home who are still virgins" Annie replied.

These people were strange. Brooke had never seen anything like this. She had thought Haley's parents were bad. This was just plain crazy!

"We promise not to sleep with any of your kids" Brooke finally said trying to sound sad and helpless. Really she had her fingers crossed and her eyes set on that Simon boy.

"Us too" Peyton and Haley both said. Haley was serious considering she was married. Peyton on the other hand had her hopes that she and that Martin boy could hook up.

"Then its settled. You guys can stay as long as you need. Here I picked out some of Lucy's dresses for you to wear to church." Eric said smiling

"We leave in 30 minutes"

Annie stood up and stormed and out the room and Eric followed her leaving the dresses. They were all greenish colors. Brooke thought they looked like something her grandmother would wear.

"Brooke you are so evil" Peyton said smiling.

"I know... It's a gift!"

Spoilers: The girls go to church with the Camden's. Brooke and Peyton set their eyes on Simon and Martin and try to corrupt Ruthie. Will Haley lose control and cheat on Nathan with a married Kevin?