Iie! Im sooo sorry! I'v been meaning to post up the fourth chapter to
ErOtIc KuRaMa! Really I have!....don't throw tomatoes at me! O.O
Hiei: It's all to late now Sparky! Lets us rejoice in the death of our horrible writer......haha
Kurama: *whacks Hiei with his hand* Oh hush, she's been preoccupied....right?
Spark: *Nods, hidden behind Kurama in fear of Hiei* Uh-hu! I forgot to tell you guys in the last chapter that we were planning a trip to Florida or Hawaii this month.
Jin: Yah don't say eh? Oh, never liked thee water much nowadays. Not good for me flight, but Touya, that's another blocked head story eh?
Once hearing his name, our favorite water bishi comes out.....
Touya: You'd better not me talking about me again Jin, or do raining hail sound good to you about now eh?
Jin: Oh no sir, I'm not the one who be talkin about yah there
Spark: Uh-hu, sure buddy, well, anyways, if we don't go to Hawaii we go to Florida. Not sure how long though, I'll keep yah updated
Hiei: Hn. I bet you'll do more than that won't you?
Kurama: Well, don't forget the treat you've given them! ^^
Jin: Don't give it away fox boy! *wacks Kurama on the head with the back of his hand while in the air*
Hiei: grrr.....
Kurama: eh heh, sorry.....
Spark: Well, there goes the surprise, I made the fic longer for my going away! So, I'd make up for my absence.
Kurama: Start the fic now, okay? n.n"
Spark:.....okay....
Well, I have to thank my reviewers first! Hmm, this is what I was thinking, should I thank in the beginning or at the end? Cause other fics I'v seen have it at the end. Oh well, I'll just do the beginning!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*ThAnK YoU ReViEwErS! FoR ChApTer 3!*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Ravenx, Ramen, Sophie, Yaoi_Fangirl, bethany, Joey-D, Gabbi , kitsune warrior, Dork in Training, dejikoXxX, anime Kitsune, The Dark Magician People, Kurai-Jaugen-Doragon (must...sign...in...oog..) (Silver_Moon_Pearl@hotmail.com), swordkat (swordkitten@msn.com), Portal- girl, kuramas-rose, nikore, funky kaiba luvr, Eternal Doclight, Sutaru (foxgirl@sailormoon.com), Gemm1, neko_youkai, I ISH DA LICORICE BANDIT, Nabooru the Tempest of Fate, fire goddess, Siver-eyes Magician Girl, Moon Light, Negg, Gomo, Yugijouoh, Sakura/Sagwa, Youkokuramalvr6, Katfire Assasin, KuramaWorshiper, kittyclaire2000, Lioness Kea, DogsruleW, hiei is mine forever, liztheryoubakurafan
My favorite Authors:
Ravenx - I love your stories! Especially Restless Nights, and Bad Dreams! ^^ I think you should make another chapter to that one......
Ramen - Me love your fanfic The Evil Within! Its sooo good! You should at least get 100 or more reviews for it! It deserves more I say! More!
Gabbi, kitsune warrior - .....@_@ I don't know where to begin! I've read most of your fics! But been lazy to review, Sry! XP
Nabooru the Tempest of Fate - I think that the Yu Yu Love Counseling! Its soo funny! XD Must write more!
Gomo - Hiyo Gomo!!! -huggles gomo tight- tankies for reviewing! Oh, only Gomo can call me spOrky.....he made up my second nickname hehe the first is Sparky.....
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Thank You for Reviewing Chapter 2!*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~
Yugijouoh, Dork in Training, nikore, Tears Of Pierrot, Ku-Chan, Youkai Kuronue, nikore2, Dork in Training, Yugijouoh, Kuramaworshiper, Lioness Kea
((These people just recently reviewed the 2 Chapter soo, just thanking them also! ^^))
Favorite Authors:
Yugijouoh - You my favorite author also! I love the fics you write! Heh......
Tears Of Pierrot - I love the fic you wrote called Silent Night, Deadly Night n.n
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Thank You for Reviewing Chapter 1!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
KitsuneKat, Mistress of Darkness, Angel 35, Indigo931
((Like I said for the second chapter, these are just recent, and I'm thanking them))
I'm sorry if I missed anyone! I feel so loved! I got 93 reviews! Thanks you everybody! -huggles everybody to death- Oops, heh, sry?
Also, I'm going to start these things called "Pov." Cause there's lots of it! It's all new to me now! *.*
Also, I'm planning to tell you guys the final votes at the end! Hehe, to torture you some......
Also, I'm going to answer your questions at the end of the fic, or the beginning? Ah well, I'll do the end of the fic.
Hiei: Stop your stalling at get to writing women
Kurama: ^^ That rhymed!
All: -_-;
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I'm answering one of the Reviewers question right now ^-^:
Ramen: Umm.....::blinks:: Heh, I'm sorry, I guess I'm stupid write now ::laughs:: but, I don't understand the first part of the review you typed....... but I do understand the second part! ::smiles:: I know, I really don't like other parings also, like Botan and Kurama. I tried to read it, but I couldn't! I don't mean to offend those who do though!!! It's just me really, I can't really stand to read other non-yaoi parings.....well, if it's a really, and I mean really really good fic of a non yaoi pairing, then I might read it n.n'' But if it's not yaoi, I plan to make this fic a free pairing zone ^-^
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'Thinking'
"Talking (as you all know)"
Pov. (Characters point of view or something -.-)
Also, instead of using my stuttering like this H....h....hi, I'll be using H-h-hi. I'm trying new things heheh
Also, there will be a reason why there are Xxxx like that I'll tell you why when I get there heh.
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"Normal Pov"
Xxxx When Kurama walked up to the hill, and as he was about to go down, he saw what could of scared the pansy's out of Inari thyself!
He saw at least 20 look a like people who looked exactly the same! His job sure was a hard one!
He had to find out which guy was the person Yusuke was talking about. So, he had a plan, his plan was to go up to all them people, and ask them if they where the person in charge or whatever you called them......
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"Kurama POV"
Lets see.....was that the 10th person I talked to? Oh boy, this is sure a confusing job to get.
I'll just ask this guy up here.......
"Sir!.....Sir!....no! you don't have to run!......I'm not gonna eat you!!!"
Damn! He ran! But he sure looked scared as hell, like some deranged man was gonna eat him.......oh wait......there is one! Behind me! Oh Inari please save me!!!!
"Ahhhhhhh!"
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"Some ones POV"
Hn. Too much jumping today.....is that vain fox yelling again?
Ch! Deserves him right.....no one embarrasses me and lives to tell about it! Hmm, that's gives me a idea....
Heh, my sweet sweet revenge.....Mwhahaha!!!
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Normal POV
From the helicopter in the air, from our point of view, hmm, you can really see a little red dot running around the whole park with something, or someone running after that little red dot.
Now, lets get a close up shall we?
(Zoom in: Focusing: Ow! Not to close baka!!)
Kurama was running like a deer caught in headlights, but a cute deer in headlights heh. Finally, Kurama saw a breakthrough path at the left corner of that lion cage up ahead. Now, Kurama was having second thoughts, but when he turned around....he made a quick turn and lost that cannibal that was chasing him.
"Few! I thought I would never lose him!" Kurama said flushed
((A/N: Now everybody, imagine a flushed Kurama....kawaii ne?))
Kurama walked up and down the zoo, looking at the animals....the vicious animals....with foam coming out of there mouths....lets not forget those betty red glowing eyes.....
"Hmm, they don't seem friend-- --A-A-Acho!" Kurama started to sneeze all over some poor innocent tree.
"Hmm, some one must be talking about me...."
Little did Kurama know,
((A/N: Here I go with that saying again -_-))
That some one was our favorite little fire-demon!
Finally Kurama found the Park guy he was supposed to get the job from. When Kurama looked behind him for the demented man, what he saw was a Panda! The same Panda that he rescued back in Chapter 2! Now, how did the Panda follow him you say? Its magic!
-blows dust in air and cackling-
'Oh, what was his name again? Oh, never mind it.....' Kurama thought.
"Umm, excuse me Sir? Is this your Panda?" Kurama asked
'Well, might as well just ask an obvious question....'
The Park guy looked over at Kurama.
"Oh, wonderful, you found our Panda, Hurray," he said in a droning voice
Kurama then asked if you could apply for a job.
"Hello, may I apply for a job please?"
See! What did I tell you! He asked for a bloody gruesome job!
"Hmm.....I don't know, are you good with foxes Mr. Kuhmum . . ." he trailed off with that dull, dully, dulled look....
Kurama started to sweatdrop, "Umm, yes hehe.....I am . . ."
"Well, welcome to the Zippity Zappity Slanky Bows Wows Zoo!"
Kurama smiled the cutest smile ever! If you seen it, it would make butter melt right out of a cow!
((A/N: hehe....butter....is that possible?))
"Here, you can have Pedachi show you around." Said the Park guy, whose name was really Mr. Asenlia. (1)
Mr. Asenlia pointed to the door behind him. Then the door started to open up. A girl came out with ponytails at each side of her head and so much make-up she looked like a clown. Also, she smelled like she had worn way way way way to much perfume.
"Hello Pedachi, please show our new member around," said Mr. Asenlia
"Sure thing Sugar!" she said with that voice that could of made Kurama straight!
"Hello Sug, where ya from?"
"Oh! Umm, w-why don't you tell me where you're from?" Kurama asked with a touch of nervousness in his voice.
You see, Kurama wasn't about to tell this this "thing" where he lived.
"Oh, a gentleman eh? I live up south." She said with her accent
She started to walk and show him around. Finally, it came to the end of the tour.
"Well Sug, that's all, so welcome to the Zoo!"
'Oh what a weird place this is, Oh! Better smile or else miss country here will think some things wrong' Kurama thought
"Yes, thank you!" Kurama smiled, but the smile he smiled was the cheesiest cheese smile ever!
Kurama walked towards the "Employ Only" room. He walked in and tried to find the light switch.
"Where is that damned light switch.....ah! Here it is!"
Kurama turned the switch and his eyes buldged out, latterly.
"What in heaven all mighty....." Kurama said astonished
He turned around to find a short guy at the door.
"Hn. I mean -hack- -weez- -weez- I see toy found the uniform room." The "Stranger" said.
"Yes, but who are you? If I may ask,"
"I'm the Janitor.....Janitor Hn.
"Hello Mr. Hn, do I have to choose....these clothes to wear?"
"Yes, I'll be outside while you change," he said and left.
The clothes in the closet were all....how can I put this lightly, slinky! One had fish net stockings, the other one had just a shirt and the last one was just shorts.
Now, which do you think Kurama would choose? You have 1 min. to place your guess.......
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Yay! Our time is up! -blinks- I don't think that was one min. but, ahhh who cares -smiles- Well find out after the 'Janitors' POV ^-^
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Now, we follow the Janitor and see if we can see what he's doing........
"Hn. Wonder what that kitsune is wearing, there were some interesting clothes there....."
((A/N: Can you guys tell that I given up on the POV's? Its soo hard to keep track and boring at times, you must have super powers or something if you can do that! O.O))
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With Kurama.....
"Hmm, nice fit to it . . ."
Kurama then decided to come out so the 'Janitor' could take him to the foxes.
Now, time to take out those guesses on what Kurama is wearing! Now, lets see, was I the shirt? . . . No! Was it the stockings? . . . No! Now, was it the shorts? . . . Yes! If you guessed right, you get a Youko Kurama plushie!
"Uhm . . . Mr. Janitor sir? I'm ready so you could take me to the foxes.....
When the Janitor looked at Kurama, he did a double take on him.
"Yes, right away."
'Hmm, this person looks very familiar by the second . . .' Kurama thought
As you all know, you can't blame him for doing a double take on Kurama, I mean Kurama in shorts, just shorts! Come on! That's like one in a lifetime there, with his well-formed chest, and smooth stomach...... ((A/N: Take a second to drool people *drools* Kurama: O.O *blushes*))
When Kurama got to the cage, all the foxes were wearing little bow ties around their necks.
"Now, I must go clean the bat guano, excuse me,"
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Now we follow the Janitor and see if we can see what's he doing......
"Uh! I got to take off this mustache! It's itching me!"
Janitor Hn took off his mustache only to reveal..........
Look! A bald old pruned man!
Oh, got distracted there a bit he-he, well it revealed Hiei! Ch...... What did you think he was guys? Batman?
"Hmm, lets see what the fox expert is doing." Xxxx
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Here's a little Author's note. You guys were wondering why there is Xxx's in the beginning and this part here? Well, I'll tell yah! .
I had to go dumpster diving to get the first two pages of the fic, my mom threw them away in the garbage so I had to go out in the night with a flashlight and search threw the whole garbage to find the pages again. And boy did people look at me funny! O.O The thought I was some hobo in the street! I was wearing my PJ's, which were baggy PJ pants, and my also baggy t-shirt, which I took from my brother and he's 24!
So, now you know! You guys are lucky I'm such a dedicated author and do anything to get my story done! . Well, -laughs- I'm used to looking in the trash cause my sister lost her report card thing and she made me look threw the trash, also I did that with my homework, so no biggie I guess ^_^!
Now, back to the fic!!!!!!
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Hiei ran to some closet that said "Broom Closet" and sat down in a chair. He suddenly turned on a T.V. to see Kurama trying to water the fox's grass.
"Hn. Lets see what he can do when the foxes start revolting against him." Hiei said diabolically.
The foxes could be controlled by a little remote control that Hiei had in his hand.
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~*Now back with Kurama*~
"Come on Ryu, lets go hunting with all your little friends."
Kurama named mostly all of the foxes, even the big king of all foxes.
He named her Sly; after all, it IS a girl.
Kurama started to guide most of them to the forest part of the cage. Once he got there, he took notice that all the fox's eyes were glowing a reddish color. Which Kurama finally noticed that the foxes wouldn't listen to him, he knew he was in the run for his life......latterly
((A/N: The fic is supposed to be ending here, but since my leaving in absence, I'm going on vacation, I made it longer n.n))
Ryu started to show its teeth and made a hissing sound.
"Woah! Calm down boy!" Kurama kept taking steps back so the fox wouldn't try to rip his leg right out of his body.
"What has gotten into you! Your not supposed to attack me! It's the creepy janitor you want! Although he seems very familiar......" Kurama trailed off
"Fft! Hissssssssss! Cheee....." most of the foxes said making noise.
Kurama ran right to the gate when their left ear twitched.
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Hiei Cave! I mean.....Uh.....Closet......
"Ch! So he thinks that I seem familiar eh?" Hiei said mischievously.
"I'll give him something to remember fir a long time......heheh."
Hiei started to laugh like some manic coming into an Ayslam. While in the background lighting started to flash....
"Revenge is sweet......" Hiei said snickering.
((A/N: O.O Hiei said what I think he said?))
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Meanwhile, with poor dear ole' Kurama
"IEE! Stop! Gomen! Didn't you like the food I gave you?!? Its for your Pedigree!" Kurama yelled running.
Meanwhile, if you look hard enough in the sky, you might find what you looking for, follow the North Star . . . .
Uhh . . . . wrong story? Well, close enough. If you looked up in the sky, you could see a news helicopter filming the chase.
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Jenny Jenkins: I'm here at the Zippity Zappity Slanky Bows Wows Zoo, where it was reported that a young red-haired wome--excuse me, man is being molested, no wait! Being chased by a pack of foxes."
Camera Crew: "Mam, It look like we lost visual with the boy."
Jenny Jenkins: "Damn it! What does a person have to do just to get some footage around here!
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**Kurama**
"Oh Inari! Inari-sama! Please help me!" Kurama pleaded. Also prying that his legs didn't go out yet, or he would have to be running with he arms pretty soon.
'Must hurry! If I can only hop the gate . . . .' Kurama thought
Kurama climbed up a random tree to catch some air before he had to see vicious animals again......
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Now, we go to where the kitsune's are, to see what they're planning for our favorite red-haired bishonen.
"Ftt....yep yep....." Ryu said
Oh! Opps, heh, forgot to put the translation on! Silly me.......
"Where? . . . . .I'll be messy...." Ryu said
"I know, the red-headed one is right above us, for all we know, he could be listing to our plan!" some fox said.
All the foxes looked up in the tree to see their pry trying to catch its breath.
The big fox, out of then all sighed.
It was her decision on what to do, eat him, make him their servant, or make him there mind slave so he could take them out.
So many choices, one to choose......
"Ah! I got it!" said Sly
"What *twitch* is *twitch* is!" said Twitchier
Now, I wonder why Kurama chose to call him Twitches.......yah........
"We could use him as our mind slave to get us out of here, and then we could eat him! Good huh guys?" said Sly excitedly
She could use him as their advantage, and when they get hungry, they can eat him! Yah hear? Eat him! Mwhahaha!!
'What a great idea I came up with!' though Sly
"Alright then, I say we sharpen our nails, take a quick nap.........and thennn we put the plan to action!" said Sparky, "What do you say?"
"Hear hear!" All the kitsune's said and got to work on their nails.
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Kurama POV......from a tree o.o;;
"Great! First I have to gather all the bloody animals, then my own kind turns on me!" Kurama said quietly
"And now I seem to be talking to myself.......can it get any worse?!?!"
Just when Kurama said that, the tree branch started to crack.
"Just my luck....."
Kurama decided to take a look and see if the coast was clear, and then noticed that the foxes were sleeping!
'Ah, It looks like my superiority wins! I knew you could never catch me!' Kurama thought
Kurama slowly, and I mean slowly climbed down the tree.
But by doing that, he learned something new; there was a wrong way to climb down a tree. A guy should NEVER slide down a tree; it hurts some precious jewelry below the belt.
Kurama tip-toed across the sleeping foxes, trying not to wake them up, but better yet, he wanted to run from this place that was called a zoo.......
He remembered an agonizing flashback, right before he went to take care of the foxes.
$@#&*%*&$% AnOtHeR FlAsH BaCk @#%^**$($#!%*
Kurama had walked right into the locker rooms to put his stuff down. But he didn't anticipate on what was going to happen next.
A clown walked in, taking Kurama's locker.
"Um, excuse me sir? I think that this is my locker." Kurama said politely.
"Eh? Ah, you must be the new re-cruet huh?" the Clown said while honking his nose.
"We switch off lockers every week, your gonna have to choose another locker to take for the week....."
"Ah, I see. Thank you Sir." Kurama said bowing.
This is the part Kurama hadn't expected.
He went to a random locker, opened it, and gaped at it.
"What in all......"
It was like having another Karasu stalking him around!
There, on the top was Kurama's picture, a strand of his hair, and the gum he was chewing an hour ago, right there. . . .
Also, the contents of the locker put him in shock.......latterly
It contained un-holy things that shouldn't be said around thee young ones.
"Oh dear sweet heavenly mother of pearl and lasagna!"
Kurama had fainted into a puddle of goop, for what the goop was? I don't know . . . . . .could have been Jell-O or Kool-Aid I think . . . . . . .
When Kurama awoke from his "unconscious" state....he quickly got up, cleaned off the imaginary dust, took a look around, and just walked away, like nothing happened, just walked away.......
You must be saying, "What do you mean? Walked away?!?!" or "What the f***!"
Well as you read up top he just walked away O.O;;
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When Kurama finished "reminiscing" in the past, he started to shudder, like he was cold, funny no?
"Ohh! I wonder who could be behind all this!" Kurama said shaking in anger, "I know these kitsune's," Kurama said while pointing to them, "Would never attack unless they are threatened....."
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Hiei POV
"K'so! That fox better not figure out my plans!" said a very frustrated Hiei.
He was in a secret room in part of the Zoo. The door, he was in, was labeled "Broom Closet"
Inside, there was a chair in which Hiei sat in, a computer twice as big as he was, and some beeping noises with big shiny buttons! Heh. . . . . .
"Hmm, I think that Kurama has had enough revenge for now, I'll just press this button here........" Hiei pushed the red button, but something happened.....something bad.
"......uh-oh...." Hiei said with eyes wide and looking around the room to see if anyone had seen.........
To Be Continued......
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A/N:
Well, sorry for the long wait everybody!! I must go now, I have to go to Golf Practice, I'll answer your reviews in the next one, and I'll tell you the votes! Bye!!!
~*Don't forget to Review Please!!!*~
Hiei: It's all to late now Sparky! Lets us rejoice in the death of our horrible writer......haha
Kurama: *whacks Hiei with his hand* Oh hush, she's been preoccupied....right?
Spark: *Nods, hidden behind Kurama in fear of Hiei* Uh-hu! I forgot to tell you guys in the last chapter that we were planning a trip to Florida or Hawaii this month.
Jin: Yah don't say eh? Oh, never liked thee water much nowadays. Not good for me flight, but Touya, that's another blocked head story eh?
Once hearing his name, our favorite water bishi comes out.....
Touya: You'd better not me talking about me again Jin, or do raining hail sound good to you about now eh?
Jin: Oh no sir, I'm not the one who be talkin about yah there
Spark: Uh-hu, sure buddy, well, anyways, if we don't go to Hawaii we go to Florida. Not sure how long though, I'll keep yah updated
Hiei: Hn. I bet you'll do more than that won't you?
Kurama: Well, don't forget the treat you've given them! ^^
Jin: Don't give it away fox boy! *wacks Kurama on the head with the back of his hand while in the air*
Hiei: grrr.....
Kurama: eh heh, sorry.....
Spark: Well, there goes the surprise, I made the fic longer for my going away! So, I'd make up for my absence.
Kurama: Start the fic now, okay? n.n"
Spark:.....okay....
Well, I have to thank my reviewers first! Hmm, this is what I was thinking, should I thank in the beginning or at the end? Cause other fics I'v seen have it at the end. Oh well, I'll just do the beginning!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*ThAnK YoU ReViEwErS! FoR ChApTer 3!*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Ravenx, Ramen, Sophie, Yaoi_Fangirl, bethany, Joey-D, Gabbi , kitsune warrior, Dork in Training, dejikoXxX, anime Kitsune, The Dark Magician People, Kurai-Jaugen-Doragon (must...sign...in...oog..) (Silver_Moon_Pearl@hotmail.com), swordkat (swordkitten@msn.com), Portal- girl, kuramas-rose, nikore, funky kaiba luvr, Eternal Doclight, Sutaru (foxgirl@sailormoon.com), Gemm1, neko_youkai, I ISH DA LICORICE BANDIT, Nabooru the Tempest of Fate, fire goddess, Siver-eyes Magician Girl, Moon Light, Negg, Gomo, Yugijouoh, Sakura/Sagwa, Youkokuramalvr6, Katfire Assasin, KuramaWorshiper, kittyclaire2000, Lioness Kea, DogsruleW, hiei is mine forever, liztheryoubakurafan
My favorite Authors:
Ravenx - I love your stories! Especially Restless Nights, and Bad Dreams! ^^ I think you should make another chapter to that one......
Ramen - Me love your fanfic The Evil Within! Its sooo good! You should at least get 100 or more reviews for it! It deserves more I say! More!
Gabbi, kitsune warrior - .....@_@ I don't know where to begin! I've read most of your fics! But been lazy to review, Sry! XP
Nabooru the Tempest of Fate - I think that the Yu Yu Love Counseling! Its soo funny! XD Must write more!
Gomo - Hiyo Gomo!!! -huggles gomo tight- tankies for reviewing! Oh, only Gomo can call me spOrky.....he made up my second nickname hehe the first is Sparky.....
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Thank You for Reviewing Chapter 2!*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~
Yugijouoh, Dork in Training, nikore, Tears Of Pierrot, Ku-Chan, Youkai Kuronue, nikore2, Dork in Training, Yugijouoh, Kuramaworshiper, Lioness Kea
((These people just recently reviewed the 2 Chapter soo, just thanking them also! ^^))
Favorite Authors:
Yugijouoh - You my favorite author also! I love the fics you write! Heh......
Tears Of Pierrot - I love the fic you wrote called Silent Night, Deadly Night n.n
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Thank You for Reviewing Chapter 1!~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
KitsuneKat, Mistress of Darkness, Angel 35, Indigo931
((Like I said for the second chapter, these are just recent, and I'm thanking them))
I'm sorry if I missed anyone! I feel so loved! I got 93 reviews! Thanks you everybody! -huggles everybody to death- Oops, heh, sry?
Also, I'm going to start these things called "Pov." Cause there's lots of it! It's all new to me now! *.*
Also, I'm planning to tell you guys the final votes at the end! Hehe, to torture you some......
Also, I'm going to answer your questions at the end of the fic, or the beginning? Ah well, I'll do the end of the fic.
Hiei: Stop your stalling at get to writing women
Kurama: ^^ That rhymed!
All: -_-;
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I'm answering one of the Reviewers question right now ^-^:
Ramen: Umm.....::blinks:: Heh, I'm sorry, I guess I'm stupid write now ::laughs:: but, I don't understand the first part of the review you typed....... but I do understand the second part! ::smiles:: I know, I really don't like other parings also, like Botan and Kurama. I tried to read it, but I couldn't! I don't mean to offend those who do though!!! It's just me really, I can't really stand to read other non-yaoi parings.....well, if it's a really, and I mean really really good fic of a non yaoi pairing, then I might read it n.n'' But if it's not yaoi, I plan to make this fic a free pairing zone ^-^
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'Thinking'
"Talking (as you all know)"
Pov. (Characters point of view or something -.-)
Also, instead of using my stuttering like this H....h....hi, I'll be using H-h-hi. I'm trying new things heheh
Also, there will be a reason why there are Xxxx like that I'll tell you why when I get there heh.
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"Normal Pov"
Xxxx When Kurama walked up to the hill, and as he was about to go down, he saw what could of scared the pansy's out of Inari thyself!
He saw at least 20 look a like people who looked exactly the same! His job sure was a hard one!
He had to find out which guy was the person Yusuke was talking about. So, he had a plan, his plan was to go up to all them people, and ask them if they where the person in charge or whatever you called them......
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"Kurama POV"
Lets see.....was that the 10th person I talked to? Oh boy, this is sure a confusing job to get.
I'll just ask this guy up here.......
"Sir!.....Sir!....no! you don't have to run!......I'm not gonna eat you!!!"
Damn! He ran! But he sure looked scared as hell, like some deranged man was gonna eat him.......oh wait......there is one! Behind me! Oh Inari please save me!!!!
"Ahhhhhhh!"
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"Some ones POV"
Hn. Too much jumping today.....is that vain fox yelling again?
Ch! Deserves him right.....no one embarrasses me and lives to tell about it! Hmm, that's gives me a idea....
Heh, my sweet sweet revenge.....Mwhahaha!!!
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Normal POV
From the helicopter in the air, from our point of view, hmm, you can really see a little red dot running around the whole park with something, or someone running after that little red dot.
Now, lets get a close up shall we?
(Zoom in: Focusing: Ow! Not to close baka!!)
Kurama was running like a deer caught in headlights, but a cute deer in headlights heh. Finally, Kurama saw a breakthrough path at the left corner of that lion cage up ahead. Now, Kurama was having second thoughts, but when he turned around....he made a quick turn and lost that cannibal that was chasing him.
"Few! I thought I would never lose him!" Kurama said flushed
((A/N: Now everybody, imagine a flushed Kurama....kawaii ne?))
Kurama walked up and down the zoo, looking at the animals....the vicious animals....with foam coming out of there mouths....lets not forget those betty red glowing eyes.....
"Hmm, they don't seem friend-- --A-A-Acho!" Kurama started to sneeze all over some poor innocent tree.
"Hmm, some one must be talking about me...."
Little did Kurama know,
((A/N: Here I go with that saying again -_-))
That some one was our favorite little fire-demon!
Finally Kurama found the Park guy he was supposed to get the job from. When Kurama looked behind him for the demented man, what he saw was a Panda! The same Panda that he rescued back in Chapter 2! Now, how did the Panda follow him you say? Its magic!
-blows dust in air and cackling-
'Oh, what was his name again? Oh, never mind it.....' Kurama thought.
"Umm, excuse me Sir? Is this your Panda?" Kurama asked
'Well, might as well just ask an obvious question....'
The Park guy looked over at Kurama.
"Oh, wonderful, you found our Panda, Hurray," he said in a droning voice
Kurama then asked if you could apply for a job.
"Hello, may I apply for a job please?"
See! What did I tell you! He asked for a bloody gruesome job!
"Hmm.....I don't know, are you good with foxes Mr. Kuhmum . . ." he trailed off with that dull, dully, dulled look....
Kurama started to sweatdrop, "Umm, yes hehe.....I am . . ."
"Well, welcome to the Zippity Zappity Slanky Bows Wows Zoo!"
Kurama smiled the cutest smile ever! If you seen it, it would make butter melt right out of a cow!
((A/N: hehe....butter....is that possible?))
"Here, you can have Pedachi show you around." Said the Park guy, whose name was really Mr. Asenlia. (1)
Mr. Asenlia pointed to the door behind him. Then the door started to open up. A girl came out with ponytails at each side of her head and so much make-up she looked like a clown. Also, she smelled like she had worn way way way way to much perfume.
"Hello Pedachi, please show our new member around," said Mr. Asenlia
"Sure thing Sugar!" she said with that voice that could of made Kurama straight!
"Hello Sug, where ya from?"
"Oh! Umm, w-why don't you tell me where you're from?" Kurama asked with a touch of nervousness in his voice.
You see, Kurama wasn't about to tell this this "thing" where he lived.
"Oh, a gentleman eh? I live up south." She said with her accent
She started to walk and show him around. Finally, it came to the end of the tour.
"Well Sug, that's all, so welcome to the Zoo!"
'Oh what a weird place this is, Oh! Better smile or else miss country here will think some things wrong' Kurama thought
"Yes, thank you!" Kurama smiled, but the smile he smiled was the cheesiest cheese smile ever!
Kurama walked towards the "Employ Only" room. He walked in and tried to find the light switch.
"Where is that damned light switch.....ah! Here it is!"
Kurama turned the switch and his eyes buldged out, latterly.
"What in heaven all mighty....." Kurama said astonished
He turned around to find a short guy at the door.
"Hn. I mean -hack- -weez- -weez- I see toy found the uniform room." The "Stranger" said.
"Yes, but who are you? If I may ask,"
"I'm the Janitor.....Janitor Hn.
"Hello Mr. Hn, do I have to choose....these clothes to wear?"
"Yes, I'll be outside while you change," he said and left.
The clothes in the closet were all....how can I put this lightly, slinky! One had fish net stockings, the other one had just a shirt and the last one was just shorts.
Now, which do you think Kurama would choose? You have 1 min. to place your guess.......
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Yay! Our time is up! -blinks- I don't think that was one min. but, ahhh who cares -smiles- Well find out after the 'Janitors' POV ^-^
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Now, we follow the Janitor and see if we can see what he's doing........
"Hn. Wonder what that kitsune is wearing, there were some interesting clothes there....."
((A/N: Can you guys tell that I given up on the POV's? Its soo hard to keep track and boring at times, you must have super powers or something if you can do that! O.O))
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With Kurama.....
"Hmm, nice fit to it . . ."
Kurama then decided to come out so the 'Janitor' could take him to the foxes.
Now, time to take out those guesses on what Kurama is wearing! Now, lets see, was I the shirt? . . . No! Was it the stockings? . . . No! Now, was it the shorts? . . . Yes! If you guessed right, you get a Youko Kurama plushie!
"Uhm . . . Mr. Janitor sir? I'm ready so you could take me to the foxes.....
When the Janitor looked at Kurama, he did a double take on him.
"Yes, right away."
'Hmm, this person looks very familiar by the second . . .' Kurama thought
As you all know, you can't blame him for doing a double take on Kurama, I mean Kurama in shorts, just shorts! Come on! That's like one in a lifetime there, with his well-formed chest, and smooth stomach...... ((A/N: Take a second to drool people *drools* Kurama: O.O *blushes*))
When Kurama got to the cage, all the foxes were wearing little bow ties around their necks.
"Now, I must go clean the bat guano, excuse me,"
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Now we follow the Janitor and see if we can see what's he doing......
"Uh! I got to take off this mustache! It's itching me!"
Janitor Hn took off his mustache only to reveal..........
Look! A bald old pruned man!
Oh, got distracted there a bit he-he, well it revealed Hiei! Ch...... What did you think he was guys? Batman?
"Hmm, lets see what the fox expert is doing." Xxxx
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Here's a little Author's note. You guys were wondering why there is Xxx's in the beginning and this part here? Well, I'll tell yah! .
I had to go dumpster diving to get the first two pages of the fic, my mom threw them away in the garbage so I had to go out in the night with a flashlight and search threw the whole garbage to find the pages again. And boy did people look at me funny! O.O The thought I was some hobo in the street! I was wearing my PJ's, which were baggy PJ pants, and my also baggy t-shirt, which I took from my brother and he's 24!
So, now you know! You guys are lucky I'm such a dedicated author and do anything to get my story done! . Well, -laughs- I'm used to looking in the trash cause my sister lost her report card thing and she made me look threw the trash, also I did that with my homework, so no biggie I guess ^_^!
Now, back to the fic!!!!!!
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Hiei ran to some closet that said "Broom Closet" and sat down in a chair. He suddenly turned on a T.V. to see Kurama trying to water the fox's grass.
"Hn. Lets see what he can do when the foxes start revolting against him." Hiei said diabolically.
The foxes could be controlled by a little remote control that Hiei had in his hand.
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~*Now back with Kurama*~
"Come on Ryu, lets go hunting with all your little friends."
Kurama named mostly all of the foxes, even the big king of all foxes.
He named her Sly; after all, it IS a girl.
Kurama started to guide most of them to the forest part of the cage. Once he got there, he took notice that all the fox's eyes were glowing a reddish color. Which Kurama finally noticed that the foxes wouldn't listen to him, he knew he was in the run for his life......latterly
((A/N: The fic is supposed to be ending here, but since my leaving in absence, I'm going on vacation, I made it longer n.n))
Ryu started to show its teeth and made a hissing sound.
"Woah! Calm down boy!" Kurama kept taking steps back so the fox wouldn't try to rip his leg right out of his body.
"What has gotten into you! Your not supposed to attack me! It's the creepy janitor you want! Although he seems very familiar......" Kurama trailed off
"Fft! Hissssssssss! Cheee....." most of the foxes said making noise.
Kurama ran right to the gate when their left ear twitched.
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Hiei Cave! I mean.....Uh.....Closet......
"Ch! So he thinks that I seem familiar eh?" Hiei said mischievously.
"I'll give him something to remember fir a long time......heheh."
Hiei started to laugh like some manic coming into an Ayslam. While in the background lighting started to flash....
"Revenge is sweet......" Hiei said snickering.
((A/N: O.O Hiei said what I think he said?))
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Meanwhile, with poor dear ole' Kurama
"IEE! Stop! Gomen! Didn't you like the food I gave you?!? Its for your Pedigree!" Kurama yelled running.
Meanwhile, if you look hard enough in the sky, you might find what you looking for, follow the North Star . . . .
Uhh . . . . wrong story? Well, close enough. If you looked up in the sky, you could see a news helicopter filming the chase.
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Jenny Jenkins: I'm here at the Zippity Zappity Slanky Bows Wows Zoo, where it was reported that a young red-haired wome--excuse me, man is being molested, no wait! Being chased by a pack of foxes."
Camera Crew: "Mam, It look like we lost visual with the boy."
Jenny Jenkins: "Damn it! What does a person have to do just to get some footage around here!
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**Kurama**
"Oh Inari! Inari-sama! Please help me!" Kurama pleaded. Also prying that his legs didn't go out yet, or he would have to be running with he arms pretty soon.
'Must hurry! If I can only hop the gate . . . .' Kurama thought
Kurama climbed up a random tree to catch some air before he had to see vicious animals again......
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Now, we go to where the kitsune's are, to see what they're planning for our favorite red-haired bishonen.
"Ftt....yep yep....." Ryu said
Oh! Opps, heh, forgot to put the translation on! Silly me.......
"Where? . . . . .I'll be messy...." Ryu said
"I know, the red-headed one is right above us, for all we know, he could be listing to our plan!" some fox said.
All the foxes looked up in the tree to see their pry trying to catch its breath.
The big fox, out of then all sighed.
It was her decision on what to do, eat him, make him their servant, or make him there mind slave so he could take them out.
So many choices, one to choose......
"Ah! I got it!" said Sly
"What *twitch* is *twitch* is!" said Twitchier
Now, I wonder why Kurama chose to call him Twitches.......yah........
"We could use him as our mind slave to get us out of here, and then we could eat him! Good huh guys?" said Sly excitedly
She could use him as their advantage, and when they get hungry, they can eat him! Yah hear? Eat him! Mwhahaha!!
'What a great idea I came up with!' though Sly
"Alright then, I say we sharpen our nails, take a quick nap.........and thennn we put the plan to action!" said Sparky, "What do you say?"
"Hear hear!" All the kitsune's said and got to work on their nails.
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Kurama POV......from a tree o.o;;
"Great! First I have to gather all the bloody animals, then my own kind turns on me!" Kurama said quietly
"And now I seem to be talking to myself.......can it get any worse?!?!"
Just when Kurama said that, the tree branch started to crack.
"Just my luck....."
Kurama decided to take a look and see if the coast was clear, and then noticed that the foxes were sleeping!
'Ah, It looks like my superiority wins! I knew you could never catch me!' Kurama thought
Kurama slowly, and I mean slowly climbed down the tree.
But by doing that, he learned something new; there was a wrong way to climb down a tree. A guy should NEVER slide down a tree; it hurts some precious jewelry below the belt.
Kurama tip-toed across the sleeping foxes, trying not to wake them up, but better yet, he wanted to run from this place that was called a zoo.......
He remembered an agonizing flashback, right before he went to take care of the foxes.
$@#&*%*&$% AnOtHeR FlAsH BaCk @#%^**$($#!%*
Kurama had walked right into the locker rooms to put his stuff down. But he didn't anticipate on what was going to happen next.
A clown walked in, taking Kurama's locker.
"Um, excuse me sir? I think that this is my locker." Kurama said politely.
"Eh? Ah, you must be the new re-cruet huh?" the Clown said while honking his nose.
"We switch off lockers every week, your gonna have to choose another locker to take for the week....."
"Ah, I see. Thank you Sir." Kurama said bowing.
This is the part Kurama hadn't expected.
He went to a random locker, opened it, and gaped at it.
"What in all......"
It was like having another Karasu stalking him around!
There, on the top was Kurama's picture, a strand of his hair, and the gum he was chewing an hour ago, right there. . . .
Also, the contents of the locker put him in shock.......latterly
It contained un-holy things that shouldn't be said around thee young ones.
"Oh dear sweet heavenly mother of pearl and lasagna!"
Kurama had fainted into a puddle of goop, for what the goop was? I don't know . . . . . .could have been Jell-O or Kool-Aid I think . . . . . . .
When Kurama awoke from his "unconscious" state....he quickly got up, cleaned off the imaginary dust, took a look around, and just walked away, like nothing happened, just walked away.......
You must be saying, "What do you mean? Walked away?!?!" or "What the f***!"
Well as you read up top he just walked away O.O;;
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When Kurama finished "reminiscing" in the past, he started to shudder, like he was cold, funny no?
"Ohh! I wonder who could be behind all this!" Kurama said shaking in anger, "I know these kitsune's," Kurama said while pointing to them, "Would never attack unless they are threatened....."
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Hiei POV
"K'so! That fox better not figure out my plans!" said a very frustrated Hiei.
He was in a secret room in part of the Zoo. The door, he was in, was labeled "Broom Closet"
Inside, there was a chair in which Hiei sat in, a computer twice as big as he was, and some beeping noises with big shiny buttons! Heh. . . . . .
"Hmm, I think that Kurama has had enough revenge for now, I'll just press this button here........" Hiei pushed the red button, but something happened.....something bad.
"......uh-oh...." Hiei said with eyes wide and looking around the room to see if anyone had seen.........
To Be Continued......
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A/N:
Well, sorry for the long wait everybody!! I must go now, I have to go to Golf Practice, I'll answer your reviews in the next one, and I'll tell you the votes! Bye!!!
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