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"Don't you think what we are doing to these people is kind of mean?" Haley asked zipping up the dress she had picked out of the three.
"No... Look tutor girl I came on this trip to have fun... and it seems like the only way I am going to have fun with these people is sleep with their son and corrupt the rest of the children!" Brooke said. She wasn't about to let Haley's conscience ruin her trip. This was to help her get over Lucas. Not to make her turn into some good Christian girl.
"Besides... These people are in some serious need of a reality check."
"Why do I feel like Paris and Nikki in the simple life?" Peyton asked putting her curly hair in a ponytail.
"Who am I then?" Haley asked feeling left out.
"You can be Tinker belle!" Brooke squealed in excitement. This was all a game for her. Real life was the school year. This was like a perverted version of Candy land.
"Don't I feel special...is it me or are these the worst dresses you have ever seen?" Haley asked looking into the mirror.
"I think your right tutor girl... We need to do something to make these dresses more... I don't know us" Brooke said pulling a pair of scissors out of the drawer under the sink.
"Brooke no... We can't cut up that girls dresses!" Peyton laughed seeing the evil look on Brooke's face.
"Come on Goldilocks. You saw how big the mom is... Do you think that girl is ever going to be skinny again after she has that baby? Besides... I will buy them new ones... Please Peyton... don't be a party pooper... be a party pee'er...Get it? Yea I don't either... Anyway... Chop, Chop Cinderella!" Brooke could barley contain her excitement. This beat getting plastered at a bar any day!
The three girls spent the next 10 minutes cutting, and chopping and ripping until their masterpieces were complete.
Haley cut her dress in a pretty simple fashion. She cut the arms off so that it was now a tank top; she shortened the skirt and lowered the neckline.
Peyton decided to go a little more rock and roll by making slits all over the dress in random places. She also cut out the whole back and cut the words "Slave to Brooke" on the bottom.
Brooke on the other hand decided to go hog-wild cutting the dress in half. Making the bottom half a mini-skirt that she made sure was short enough to show her lovely smiley face thong and the top half was a strapless belly shirt.
"Brooke... Can we say Paris?" Peyton laughed
"Well I figured that if I was going to act like her I should dress like her too!" Brooke said modeling her very hoochy attire.
"Well you did a good job!" Haley laughed.
"Ok well he had better go... Church awaits us!" Peyton said opening the bathroom.
"Now if these out fits don't makes these boys squirm I don't know what will" Brooke giggled walking out into the den.
"Maybe their like those Amish people... Only family members do it for them."
"Well I will tell you one thing... That Simon boy is mine by the time we leave here" Brooke smiled
"So this means you're over Lucas?" Haley asked unsure
"I don't have to be over Lucas to corrupt this Simon kid do I?"
"Guess not"
"Brooke, Peyton, Haley, We have to leave" Eric yelled from the kitchen.
"We're coming oh lordship..." Brooke yelled back
Brooke, Haley and Peyton walked into the kitchen to see the whole Camden family dressed all neat and conservative.
"I want a dress like that mom!" The youngest girl said pointing to Brooke. She was no more than 14 but was dressed the way Brooke may dress a 2 year old.
"What are you three wearing!" Annie screeched covering the twin's eyes.
"Hermionie here thought that the dresses weren't quite well us" Brooke said pointing to Haley
"True I did say that but Lord Voldemort here decided to cut the dresses up" Haley said quickly pointing to Brooke.
"Who are Hermionie and Lord Voldemort?" Lucy asked looking just as confused as everyone else.
This really was crazy. They had never even read Harry Potter! Brooke had read all 5 books. Even if she had twisted them and made them out to be as perverted as possible she had still liked them and read them.
"Harry Potter, Duh...Hey Simon, Do you have a Harry potter or a Moby Dick?" Brooke asked looking seductively over at the poor blonde boy who was looking so very confused.
"Brooke!" Peyton and Haley squealed in laughter.
"What? I was just wondering... Everyone is different. I mean take Lucas for example, He has a" Brooke started but Peyton and Haley both shut her up.
"We don't need to know about Lucas's you know what" Haley said almost in a whisper
"You three are in desperate need of some godliness and refinement! Where are your parents?" Lucy said, her face turning blood red with anger.
"Last time I checked they were still alive... Yea because they sent me some cash last month" Brooke said in amusement. She didn't care if her parents were around or not. They would just leave again. In Peyton's famous words "Everyone leaves"
"So your parents don't live with you? Awesome!" Ruthie said trying to shorten her dress.
"Nope... I am on my own. It's awesome actually... I get to go on fun little road trips like this!" Brooke said in excitement. She loved this. The lost confused and disgusted looks on their faces made it all worth it.
"Come on children. We need to go" Annie said pulling the twins to her side.
Brooke, Haley, Peyton, and all the Camden's minus Mary who was dealing with a sick baby piled into their 24-passenger van. Brooke, Haley, and Peyton stuck in the very back next to the twins.
"Do you want to hear a song?" Sam asked smiling
"Yea do you want to hear a song?" David repeated.
"Why don't I teach you a new song?" Brooke asked grinning
"Okay" both the twins agreed.
"Ok it's is called Boys and Beer are fun! I made it up myself"
"Ok before we start you need to know that Beer makes people smarter... Do you know why?" Brooke asked talking to them like they were infants.
"No" They both said
"Because it made Bud Wiser... Get it? ... Ok back to the song it goes like this
If you don't drink beer... You may be queer
If you don't like boys than your defiantly queer
Boys and Beer are fun!
Boys and Beer are fun!
Beer can make you smart
You can break a boys heart
Boys and Beer are fun!
Boys and Beer are fun!
Boys like Brad Pitt can be really hott
But Beer can make them look hott when their really not
Boys and Beer are fun!
Boys and Beer are fun!
"What were you smoking when you made that up?" Peyton asked trying to contain her laughter.
"I wasn't... Lucas was pretty plastered though" Brooke giggled
"Boys and Beer are fun" Sam sang out
"Beer makes you smart" David sang out right behind him
"Ok you two here's what I want you it to...Don't sing the song until you get into Sunday school and then you can sing it to everyone!" Peyton giggled joining in on the fun.
"Okay we will wait" San said
"Yea we will wait" David echoed.
"What kid... do you like copy everything your brother says?" Haley asked David. It was driving her crazy that the kid didn't have an opinion of his own on anything. ''
"Mommy says I speak words of the devil on my own" David said looking down at his shoes.
"We're here" Annie yelled from the front of the van.
Everyone piled out and stood outside the van waiting for Eric to tell them where to go.
"Alright Sunday school is first. Everyone you know where to go. Haley, Brooke and Peyton you will be in Simon's Sunday school class. Maybe you will learn something." Eric said.
"Or maybe I will turn into a man" Peyton mocked. She hadn't had anything to do with church since her mother had died and she really didn't want to start now.
"What's the matter? You don't think Sunday school is going to be fun? Come on lets go and make some trouble.
The three girls followed Simon and Martin into a small room filled with giggling teenagers.
"You know what I heard? I heard that Mary Collins said the work Sucks in class" Brooke heard a young girl whisper to her friends.
"Alright lets get started" The teacher said walking into the classroom. She was a tall lanky woman no more than 25. She had bleached blonde hair and was wearing a floral dress.
"Today we are going to play a game... It is called 'How I will serve god'" She smiled
"I have a better idea" Brooke said smiling.
"How about we play a fun game of 'I've Never'"
"I've Never? I am always open to new ideas on how to worship... How do you play?" The teacher asked.
"Well it is kind of like communion... We are going to need some whine..." Brooke said walking over to the small refrigerator grabbing cups and 3 bottles of old whine that must have been used for someone's wedding. She poured everyone a full cup and then handed them out.
"Ok so it goes like this... I would say "I've never eaten tofu" and then everyone who has would take a sip."
The whole class smiled at the new game not knowing the true use of it.
"Ok I'll go first. I've never been to Sunday school" Brooke said knowing that everyone in the room was going to have to take a sip. And they did.
"Ok my turn. I've never had sex more than once in a day" Peyton said looking over a Brooke
"I dated Lucas! That isn't fair!" Brooke whined but took a sip.
From then on they asked pretty common questions so that by the time it was for church everyone in the room except for Brooke, Haley, and Peyton had had at least a cup and ½ of whine. This was probably the first time any of them had ever drunken because they were all slobbering drunk.
The bell rang for them to head down to the congregation area and the class piled out falling all over each other and giggling.
"Hey Sexy..." Brooke called to Simon as he was walking out.
"Yea," He asked in a daze.
"What do you say you and I skip church and go have us some good old dirty fun.
"I can't get these clothes dirty... My mother would kill me" He sad almost laughing.
"Who says you have to wear your clothes?" Brooke giggled and Peyton decided it was time for her to join in.
"Hey you Martin... You wanna join?"
"Sure..." He said wobbling over to Peyton.
"YAY! This is so much fun! Now we just need a guy for tutor girl here... You guys have any friends?" Brooke asked in excitement.
"No... You guys I love Nathan... I couldn't cheat on him." Haley pleaded.
"So what! I love Lucas and this isn't stopping me" Brooke said then realized what she had just admitted.
"Whoa you love Lucas!" Peyton and Haley both blurted out.
"No... I... I... Come on Simon lets go have Sex!"
Spoilers: What happens when Lucas, Nathan, Tim and Whitey join in on the fun? Will Brooke sleep with poor innocent Simon? What will Peyton and Haley do? FIND OUT!!
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