OK I have an unbelievably bad cold and I feel really bad lol so it was kind of hard to be funny this chapter but I tried! I has discovered if I post like 1 chapter very other day they turn out funnier because it gives me more time to find funny stuff so that is probably what I am going to do from now on. Hope you like this chapter!

Brooke drug Simon out of the church followed closely by Haley, Peyton, and Martin. She wasn't about to let them catch her. So what if she still had a tiny thing for Lucas Scott. How could she not? He had been the only one who was ever there for her... Plus the sex was great.

"Wait... We have to go to church" Simon said stumbling along behind Brooke.

"Brooke wait... This isn't some summer game... This is reality!" Haley yelled trying to catch up.

"Reality is for people with no imagination!" Brooke giggled. She couldn't wait to get this boy into bed. He was so innocent and sweet. Just the way she liked them. That way they didn't care what she did. Everything was new to them and she could blow their minds. Then of course they would treat her like a queen. That is unless they were Lucas Scott. Then they would just cheat on her. But that was the thing that drew her to him, the fact that sex wasn't everything to him. What was she thinking? Of course sex was everything to him or he wouldn't have wanted 2 women at once!

"Brooke!" Peyton yelled finally catching up with her.

"Look Striparella... Here's your chance to corrupt some unsuspecting drunk boy... Don't fight it... Just join the fun!" Brooke said coaxing her friend

Brooke pulled Simon into the van and started taking his shirt off. This was what she had waited for. This poor boy wasn't going to know what had happened to him.

"Stop right there" Brooke heard a voice behind her say. It was Annie. She had her hand clenched together praying to god and mumbling what Brooke thought was a bible verse.

"And where do you think you are going Simon?" She asked grabbing his hand and pulling him away from Brooke.

"I...Uh...Well Brooke and I were uh..." Simon started but Brooke finished it for him.

"We were going to have hot sex in the back of your van...Simon's idea not mine"

Annie just stood there in silence for a minute. This girl was probably the most despicable person she had ever met. All she seemed to care about was "love making" and drinking. Where were this poor girls parents in her time of need. Annie knew if she didn't act fast then Brooke was going to have serious explaining to do to the lord when she died and reached the pearly gates.

"Haley, Peyton, Martin, Simon... I would like the 4 of you to go into church right now! Brooke here and I are going to have a nice conversation." Annie finally said with her teeth clenched.

Haley, Peyton and the 2 boys walked slowly up to the church leaving Brooke and Annie alone in the parking lot.

"Come on Brooke... Lets take a drive" Annie said climbing into the front seat of the van.

"Don't you need to go to church and praise god or something?"

"I have a feeling this is what god wants me to do today..." Annie said driving out of the parking lot.

Lucas, Nathan, and Tim all 3 stood on the basketball court at their camp. They had already been there a week and they were defiantly bored out of their minds.

"So... My woman called me today and left a message... Apparently she, Brooke and Peyton are stranded in a town called Glen Oak about 100 miles from here." Nathan said passing the ball to Lucas.

"Brooke, Haley and Peyton all three in California... What the hell are we waiting for! Lets go find them!" Tim said in excitement.

"We can't just leave Tim... This is camp..." Lucas complained knowing how much trouble they could get in and he had been in enough of that this year.

"Dude... Aren't you tired of looking at computer porn and magazines? Brooke and Peyton are here! Now stop screwing around and lets find us some chicks!"

Peyton, Haley, and the 2 boys walked into the church and found a seat. It was crowded and people were staring.

"I guess we can get started now" Eric said opening his bible and saying something about Noah's ark.

After about 20 minutes of listening to him talk Haley finally raised her hand to ask him a question. The whole church let out a noise as Haley's hand went into the air.

"I have a question" She said shyly.

"Yes..." Eric said obviously annoyed and ready to get back to worship.

"Ok so Noah brought 2 of each animal... A boy and a girl so that they could replenish the earth...so then those animals had babies' right... So then did they have to have babies with their brothers and sisters to keep it going? Isn't that like incest or something?"

Brooke and Annie pulled into a small parking lot with a sign saying Pete's Pizza. From the looks of things this place was a lot like this towns version of Karen's café. It was small and homey.

Annie and Brooke walked into the building and found a seat.

"Now... Tell me about your life so that hopefully after I have heard it I will not want to pass judgment on you" Annie said sitting down in her side of the booth.

"First of all before we start I just thought I should let you know that the back seat of your van is very messy." Brooke said trying her best to find this woman's sore spot.

"You know what they say... Kids in the backseat cause accidents." Annie laughed.

"Yea and accidents in the backseat cause kids" Brooke giggled

"Why does everything with you have to do with Sex or drinking? Shouldn't you go to some kind of rehab or something?" Annie asked with a very serious look on her face.

"Rehab is for quitters... Besides... I am not addicted... I just do it for fun, especially during the summer time. During the school year I have a 3.8 GPA, which I have to say, drives tutor girl insane! Plus last year I had a steady boyfriend for part of the year until he decided to go all Bill Clinton on me. All men are idiots and I dated their king"

"So you two aren't friends anymore? You know I am a big preacher of forgiveness. It makes our world a better and more beautiful place." Annie preached.

"No... Well I might have forgiven him until we had the whole pregnancy scare... and he called me a slut. Then I just focused on making his life hell. That was fun." Brooke giggled. Part of her was hurting talking about this and the other part was getting pure satisfaction remembering what a good job she had done making him miserable.

"So you have made love with another man? What fun is it going to be when you are 21 or married? You will have nothing to look forward too except knowing all of the sins that you have committed. Are you trying to be seen badly in Gods eyes because if you are it is working!" Annie said almost in a yell.

"When I am 21 I will finally legally be able to do everything I've been doing since I was 15." Brooke said smiling.

Annie knew it was defiantly time for a new approach. This was going to be a lot harder than she had thought.

"What about friends? What do friends mean to you? Do you have any real ones?"

"Friends help you move house. Real friends help you move bodies... Haley and Peyton are real friends... well except for the part where Peyton stole Lucas from me... That whore... But we are over it now" Brooke said in her usual cheeriness as if none of it had really mattered.

"Can I ask your opinion on something?" Annie asked now starting to get red in the face. It was driving her crazy that she wasn't getting through to Brooke. She taught the word of god to everyone and Brooke was not going to be the one to break the cycle.

"Sure... Everyone is entitled to my opinion"

"What do you think of that nice young man sitting over there? Isn't he cute?" Annie asked pointing to a boy about Brooke's age who was severely over weight and had terrible acne.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder... Personally I don't think there is enough beer on this planet to make that guy look cute"

"Why do you feel the need to act like this? Jesus loves us all no matter how we look or act... But he may have some issues with you" Annie said now a bright pink.

"Look lady... Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you are weird." Brooke said giggling. Of course she didn't mean half the stuff she was saying to this woman but it was just so much fun to see her mad.

"This has to be the doing of Sex on television. I have tired to get all of those TV shows off so many times" Annie sand shaking her head.

"Sex on television cant hurt you...unless you fall off. That could be a problem"

"What bothers me is most young ladies that I see what have been through what you have are in depression. But you... You act as if none of it matters" Annie said looking down at her cup of water.

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. I am a cheerleader so I am always enthusiastic! Therefore I don't get depressed. Hints why my ex called me Cheery!" Brooke said all excited. She was slowing tearing this woman apart! This trip had turned out way better than she ever thought.

"So you actually like all the drama in your life? Sex and beer and corrupting perfectly sweet children... I hope you will like Hell too." Annie said. This was the last straw. She couldn't take it anymore.

"If anyone has messed up those children its you... They will resent you for the rest of their lives once they are older and see what is out there. Haven't you ever heard the saying 'be nice to your children- they choose your nursing home?" Brooke asked in amusement.

"Yes I have and my motto is 'the family that lays together stays together,'" Annie said proudly.

"Ok Pacey... Mine is 'one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor' but in a way they are alike... in both someone always ends up passed out of the floor." Brooke said. She wondered what Haley and Peyton were doing right now. Hopefully something just as destructive as she was.

Spoilers: Lucas, Tim, and Nathan start their road trip to find the girls. Tim meets the girl of his dreams... hahahaha.... Will Brooke ever get with Simon and will Peyton get with Martin? What does whitey have to do with the story? FIND OUT SOON! Please review! If you are reading this on I changed me settings so anyone can review!