This is chapter 6! I was totally out of Funny in the chapter I felt like. So sorry if it isn't that funny... I tried! I also tried to include the other characters more too. Hope you like it and Please review!
"Ok now this is where you will be staying until your car is fixed. You may have meals with us but that is it" Annie said taking them to the garage apartment.
"Woa... We could throw a killer party here!" Brooke said seeing how big and spacey the apartment was.
Annie put on a stern look but didn't say anything. They all knew what she meant though.
"Brooke... Maybe we should give these people a break..." Peyton said after Annie had walked down stairs in disgust.
"Ok I am going to pretend you didn't just say that..." Brooke said scoping out the room
"Brooke... I mean... your being more than just difficult now..."
"Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible! I figured Lucas had at least told you that one... I told him that all the time" Brooke said grabbing her pocket Book.
"Tutor girl and I are going to hit the store for Kegs and fun stuff like that... You might wanna stay here and start thinking more like me...."
"Whatever..." Peyton said walking over to the couch.
Brooke and Haley were walking down stairs when they realized that they didn't have a car.
"Great... what know?"
"Well... I guess we could borrow a car... I mean there are 4 cars here. Which one do you like best?" Brooke giggled.
"Brooke... its illegal to steal a car!" Haley whispered
"Nothings illegal until you get caught."
"You know... you are going to get us kicked out of this state until we are 21" Haley said in frustration.
"Well there are like 47 more where this one came from," Brooke said walking to the front yard towards the sports car that was in the driveway.
"48 Brooke...if you don't count North Carolina"
"Right... hey isn't that that Matt dude?" Brooke asked pointing to Matt who was standing staring at the road.
"Brooke... No, he is married" Haley laughed
"I don't want him...Ok well I want him a little bit but I really want his car" Brooke said eyeing the sports car one more time.
"And what makes you think he is going to let us use his car? How do we even know he has a car"
"It goes like this tutor girl... See it, Want it, Have a fit, get it. It's very simple... Plus it worked wonders with Lucas, come on" Brooke said grabbing Haley's hand and dragging her towards Matt.
"Hey there sexy... Wanna do us a favor?"
"Well that depends... are you going to try and seduce my little brother anymore?" Matt asked smiling
"No she wont I promise... we will put her in restraints if we have too, we just need your car" Haley blurted out.
"Good job Polly... Look we just need a ride to the ABC store... We'll do anything!" Brooke begged.
"Anything? Will you look around you? This is reality... not The Osborne's"
"Reality is a nice place, I just wouldn't want to live there...besides I was thinking more of The Simple Life..." Brooke giggled.
"Fine... but if this gets out I will deny it."
"YAY! Thank you! You are the bestest!! We love you! Since you are so cool I guess you can come to our super secret party tonight..." Brooke said excitedly. Maybe she was going after the wrong guy.
"Right... lets just go before someone sees us" Haley said getting nervous.
Peyton sat on the couch waiting for Brooke and Haley to get back. She felt kind of bad for the way she had acted towards Brooke, after all this was Brooke's trip to help her get over what Lucas and she had done to her.
"Can I come in?" Peyton heard a voice say from the stairs.
"Sure" Peyton yelled.
Martin walked up the steps and sat down next to Peyton.
"So... That Brooke girl is crazy..." Martin said nervously. Peyton could tell he was trying really hard to be casual and cool.
"Yea... she's one of a kind."
"Wanna have sex?" Martin blurted out
"What!!! Are you kidding...Sure why not? I have done everything else on this trip."
Brooke, Haley and Matt stood at the checkout.
"What do you mean overdrawn? I still have checks left!" Brooke whined to the cashier.
"Ma'am I am sorry you have $400 dollars worth of alcohol here... and nothing in this account."
"Fine... That's ok... I have a credit card..." Brooke said handing him her card and ID.
"So... you having a party tonight?" the cashier asked handing Brooke her card back.
"No, I am a raging alcoholic and its all for me, duh... yes party"
"Well I asked my mirror this morning if I was going to meet a beautiful girl and have sex today and it said yes" The cashier smiled
"Dude... mirrors cant talk. Luckily for you they cant laugh either"
"My name is Jed... remember it, you'll be screaming it later" He said winking at her and walking out from behind the counter.
"Jed... word of advice, tell your pants it's not polite to point" Brooke said patting him on the shoulder.
"Oh my god Brooke!"
Brooke and Haley turned around to see two of her Cheerleading friends Deanna and Jordan.
"Oh my god! Girls what are you doing here?" Brooke squealed dropping her bags and hugging them both.
"Oh you know... our usual corrupting." Deanna said smiling
"You two are so evil! I am so proud! But for real what are you doing here?"
"My grandfather or someone died... we're here to claim the cash" Jordan laughed.
"And apparently you already have" Haley said pointing to their bags.
"Don't you guys want to come to a party tonight? It is going to be killer!"
"Well we have to go and kill this dude named Jesse... That will probably only take an hour" Deanna said looking at her watch.
"Well then we have to hide the body and evidence... So that is another hour" Jordan said counting something on her fingers.
"But we can come after that!" Deanna squealed!
"Can I come too?" Jed asked.
"Oh right I forgot to tell you... Your village called, their idiot is missing." Jordan said giving Jed an evil look.
"But"
"You... Out of the gene pool ok... Ugh I need me coffee!" Deanna laughed.
"YAY!! Ok see you guys there... Oh by the way... its BYO guy... this place is kinda short on them." Brooke said hugging the girls one last time and walking out to the car.
"Tim... we're lost"
"Dude... The Tim mister doesn't get lost" Tim complained.
"Man, stop stealing names from American wedding and come up with your own already" Lucas said shaking his head.
"What is better than the Tim Mister?" Tim asked confused
"I don't know... maybe idiot?" Nathan laughed.
"Boys, boys, boys... Now there is plenty of time to get there... lets just enjoy the ride" Whitey said laying back.
"Dudes... we're so getting Whitey laid." Tim said swerving so he wouldn't hit a nun.
"Man who is gonna lay Whitey?" Nathan asked
"That's a tough one" Lucas agreed.
"Would you 3 stop talking about me like I'm not here... besides... Who says I even want to get laid."
"Whitey, Man, we're getting you laid.
"Peyton.... Oh Peyton" Brooke sang to the tune of Lassie.
"Oh my god Brooke's home" Peyton said looking over at Martin who was crying.
"That was the most beautiful thing" He whaled.
"Yea I'm sure it was but now we have to get dressed, my friends are back."
Oh my god I'm scared for life!" Haley yelled walking into the room.
"Brooke, Haley, it's not what it looks like"
"So you didn't just have sex with Martin?" Brooke asked not all bothered by the lack of clothes.
"Ok it is what it looks like"
"Aw! Go Peyton! Ok just ignore us... we are going to set up. You two finish doing what you were doing... but remember Learn from our parents mistakes... use birth control." Brooke said in all seriousness sitting down on the couch.
"Brooke... maybe we should give them some privacy?" Haley asked pulling Brooke up.
"Why? Martin's crying...they aren't going to be doing anything else."
"Oh god... we're the people my parents warned me about" Haley said realizing what was happening around her.
"Those are good people right?"
"Come on Brooke." Haley said dragging her downstairs where Cecelia and Simon were making out on top of one of the cars.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't Malibu Barbie"
"Brooke... come on" Haley said now regretting coming down.
"No...Tutor girl! Please let me fight..." Brooke whined.
"No... Tonight" Cecelia said looking at her watch.
"Your on! And Simon... You have been a naughty boy! Go to MY room!" Brooke yelled.
"We'll see who is the real master then" Cecelia said wrapping her arms around Simon.
"Who died and made you Darth Vader?"
"Brooke... Come on!" Haley said dragging Brooke back upstairs hoping that Peyton and Martin were dressed.
"Hey friend! Guess what? I'll tell ya, I am fighting that hoe bag tonight! Wanna watch?" Brooke laughed. She knew by then she would be good and drunk by then and probably wouldn't feel anything.
Brooke, Haley and Peyton spent the next few hours setting up until Ruthie came upstairs asking for Haley.
"I need to ask her an important question" Ruthie said once she got up the stairs.
"You might want to ask Brooke... She might be better or not" Haley said looking over at Brooke who was already into the fuzzy navels.
"You take her, I'll go stop the beer monster" Peyton said walking over to Brooke.
"What's the problem?" Haley asked motioning for Ruthie to sit next to her on the couch.
"I... I... I dreamed that I had sex with a fish!" Ruthie finally spit out.
"Uh... Um really a fish?" Haley asked trying not to sound to shocked.
"I don't know why... but the fish looked like a fish but it had 1 leg"
"I um... Yea sure what the hell that's normal" Haley lied.
"Well... I thought that too but now whenever I see a fish... I wanna jump its bones"
"Right... well just fight your urges and don't" Haley said patting Ruthie on the head. This family had done a number on this poor kid.
"Thanks Haley! You're the best" Ruthie said hugging Haley.
"Brooke your drunk and its only 7:00. We still have an hour" Peyton yelled.
"Your not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on!" Brooke yelled taking another sip of her drink.
"Brooke... I know what I am doing" Peyton yelled back
"You know people who think they know what they are doing are especially annoying to those of us who do!" Brooke said with a straight face. She wasn't drunk but she knew if she was going to kick this Cecelia girls ass than she needed to be.
"I think I had better go down stairs" Ruthie said seeing all the chaos.
"I think you are absolutely right"
Finally it was 8:00 and all the random people Brooke had invited started showing up. Now they just had to keep everything quiet enough so that Annie didn't hear.
"So, You've seen a lot living where you do?" A random guy asked Brooke
"Seen it all, done it all, Can't remember most of it" Brooke said touching his chest.
"Alright bitch! Bring it!" Cecelia yelled from down the stairs.
"Sorry sexy, I gotta go do some Tae Queer Do on Polly Pocket down there"
Brooke wobbled down the stairs to see Cecelia dressed in what looked like a cave man out fit.
"Holy shit... were you trying to blind me with really bad fashion because it's working" Brooke said putting her drink down on the car.
"Peyton I have a confession" Haley said as they ran down the stairs to try and stop Brooke.
"What would that be?"
"I called the guys... they should be here any minute." Haley whispered.
"You what? Why... you know Brooke is going to kill you... I mean really kill you"
"Peyton she is only like this because of Lucas, I just thought maybe he could talk some sense into her." Haley said.
"Haley, Brooke was always like this and will always be like this. Lucas had nothing to do with it, her life is like Beverly Hills 90210 on Steroids"
"We're here..." Tim said pulling the car into the Camden's drive way.
"Thank god!" Lucas said climbing out along with Whitey and Nathan
All four of them walked up to the front door and Lucas rang the door belle. That's when Tim saw the most beautiful woman he had ever seen... The love of his life. Annie.
"Holy shit! Baby got back!" Tim said seeing Annie for the first time.
Spoilers: Will Lucas be able to stop Brooke and Cecelia? Will Tim get the woman of his dreams? Will Haley finally sleep with Nathan? Will Whitey get laid and by who? Find out next chapter! Please REVIEW!!