Ok I have to admit I watched Every Night is Another Story last night and I was motivated! Hahaha. This is probably one of the last chapters because I am running out of stuff to make happen so... I hope you like it! If you have any ideas please let me know!! Please review!
"Brooke... What was that?" Lucas asked trying to hold Brooke steady.
"What? Oh him... Yea he's my dad... You wanna go have sex?" Brooke giggled grabbing a beer.
"Brooke.... Your dad is a detective?"
"Yea and if you stand close enough to him you can hear the ocean... Now come on! I came on this trip to have boys and boos and right now I haven both with in my reach!" Brooke whined trying very hard to make Lucas budge.
"Brooke this isn't what you want..."
"Come on Lucas! Be a guy... Say yes! Besides I wont remember any of this in the morning please... pretty please...I will be your bestest friend" Brooke begged trying to stand on her own but failing tremendously.
Lucas thought for a minute... he had 2 choices... Sleep with Brooke and get what he had wanted all summer or do the right thing and not sleep with Brooke.
"Lucas if you don't sleep with me I am going to find Simon and sleep with him! He cares about me and loves me and would do anything for me. Plus he wouldn't cheat on me with my best friend...and, and, and" Brooke ranted on in her drunken state
"Alright... come on"
Haley watched as Brooke drug Lucas towards the house tripping over her own feet and falling back into Lucas's arms. Lucas was in for an interesting night. She wasn't sure what those two's problem was but it was probably long and hard to pronounce.
"Hey Hales..." Nathan said walking over to Haley.
"Hey there... Did you deal with the whole Simon Whitey thing?"
"You can't tell Lucas" Nathan laughed
"Oh don't worry... Lucas is with a VERY drunk Brooke right now... It will probably take her an hour and a half to figure out how to undo her shirt" Haley laughed
"Lucas is with Brooke? Didn't see that one coming...Anyway Simon and I had a heart to heart and we decided that taking pictures of him in drag was cruel enough...Besides, He taught me the word of God Haley... I never knew it before now but Sex is a sin! Haley... I have decided that we need to wait..." Nathan said very sincerely
"Right, Nathan your full of it"
"Yea I know... Can we PLEASE go have Sex Haley?" Nathan begged.
"Ok now your just sounding like Brooke" Haley laughed
"I am not..."
Peyton sat on the couch shooing off another idiot who had hit on her.
"What am I? Flypaper for freaks?"
"Only if I'm a freak" Martin said walking up behind Peyton.
"There you are..."
"Interesting party, so that Brooke girl... She is well crazy" Martin laughed
"She's not crazy, she's just possessed by a retarded ghost"
"So why do you clean up after her? She's a big girl... She doesn't even seem thankful for what you do for her" Martin said sitting down beside Peyton.
"It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of karma to burn off."
"What did you break some kind of cheerleading hokey pokey?" Martin laughed
"Something like that, I stole her boyfriend..." Peyton said quietly
"Ah... Yea... I stole Simon's girlfriend once too. Somehow they always end up back together though... leaving us alone"
"Well we don't have to be alone..." Peyton said kissing Martin
"Timothy... It just wont work out..." Annie said kissing Tim's hand.
"Annie darling... just give me one night with you and you will see! We are just like Adam and Eve, Romeo and Juliet, Dawson and Joey, Marco and Polo"
"But Tim... I am married! What would I tell my husband?" Annie asked.
"That you are in love with another man! Annie Wannie. I cant live without you!" Tim said in his baby talk.
"Tim!" Whitey yelled walking into the den.
"Whitey! Man... I'm engaged..." Tim said grinning from ear to ear.
"Tim... How many times did you say your mother dropped you when you were a baby?"
"Whitey... Share the love man...be nice" Tim said still smiling
"I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter... That's it... where are the others? I feel that as your coach I am responsible for keeping you 6 alive...Nathan! Come here..." Whitey said spotting Nathan and Haley heading upstairs
"Yea coach?" Nathan asked annoyed
"Where are the other 3?"
"Uh... Brooke is hammered and doing it with Lucas somewhere... Peyton is with that brown noser..."
"You 6 are like animals! Go and get them... I think it is time for us to have a little talk!" Whitey yelled motioning Nathan towards the door.
"Whitey man... we're all too wasted... cant we do this in the morning?"
"Broody... I have to say... I have had better," Brooke giggled.
"That's because we didn't have sex Brooke! For the 3rd time! I decided to take the high road and wait until you are sober to sleep with you, well that and you didn't know what you were doing...Brooke stop trying to unzip my pants with your teeth! It doesn't work that way! I knew I shouldn't have let you drink those three beers while walking down here"
"No... Lukie! The high road is bad! You can fall off and get a concussion! But, but the low road... its fun! You get to climb the slide to the middle road and hey! Lukie! It's the ocean!" Brooke said in awe
"Lets go skinny dipping" she giggled clapping her hands and bouncing up and down.
"Brooke... that's pine straw... Come on... Lets go find the others" Lucas said picking her up and throwing her over his shoulder.
"Lucas! Put me down! I want to swim naked in the pine straw!" Brooke cried and complained.
"Brooke... Stop... Brooke... shit! You bit me!" Lucas yelled dropping Brooke on her butt.
"Well you dropped me... I am suing!" Brooke giggled hopping on Lucas's back.
"Your crazy!" Lucas laughed securing her legs around his waist giving her a piggyback ride back to the house.
"Well your... your... your like that dude who did that thing...and... I am way to drunk to know"
"Brooke... I am assuming that you are sober now?" A voice said in front of Lucas.
"Of course I am Mr. Daddy guy! Giddy up horsy!" Brooke giggled holding onto Lucas hair like pony reins.
"Yea she is totally sober... Did you arrest those 2 girls?" Lucas asked trying to draw the attention from Brooke.
"Arrest them? Of course not! Why would I do that? They did us a service by killing Jesse McCartney... He was brainwashing all of America's youth. I gave them a reward!"
"Right...Well we are going to go finish uh, playing charades..." Lucas lied.
"I don't like charades... Lets play cowboys and Indians!" Brooke said covering Lucas's eyes and kicking him in the shin.
"Except you're a blind cowboy!"
"Yea...uh... Good luck with her" Brookes father said patting him on the shoulder and running back to his car.
"YAY!! We won!" Brooke giggled
"Martin! I don't think we can do it in here... I mean... What if they see us?" Peyton asked shutting the door to the twin's room.
"We will just tell them that we are looking for something." Martin laughed slipping Peyton's shirt off.
"Ok..."
They were finally finished stripping when they heard a voice.
"Sam... wake up!" David said looking over at Peyton and Martin.
"What Brother?"
"Look!" David said pointing to a totally naked Peyton and Martin.
"It is like those pictures Ruthie has in her diary"
"Nathan...I don't think we are going to find them..." Haley complained walking along side Nathan.
"They have to be hear somewhere... Wait listen" Nathan said putting his hand over Haley's mouth.
"Please sing the next verse Lukie! You know you want too!"
"Somehow I really don't. I am not singing the bum, bum song, I gave you another beer and a half... How much do you have to drink before you pass out?" Lucas asked still carrying Brooke on his back.
"Fine be boring... I will sing it! My bum is on the rail... my bum is on the rail... wait I have a better one! My bum is on... the... Lucas!" Brooke giggled.
"I love that song!" Nathan yelled running to Lucas and Brooke
"Nathan!"
"What! Tom Greene is Brilliant! I like his other one too" Nathan said in all seriousness.
"Nathan! You are a dirty boy! Dirty, dirty, dirty, maybe you should teach Lukie here how to be dirty!"
"Here can you take her? My back is killing me..." Lucas asked Nathan handing Brooke over.
"Ouch! No! I want to ride on Luke! Your back is too bony!" Brooke complained squirming.
"Brooke... Alright get on..." Lucas caved. They all knew that it was better to just agree with a drunk Brooke rather than argue.
"YAY!" Brooke yelled pouncing back on Lucas.
"So did you two... well?" Haley asked.
"She couldn't even figure out how to get her shoe off...you really think I would sleep with her like this?" Lucas laughed
"I heard that Broody! I may be dumb but I'm not drunk...or something"
"Lucas... she isn't that bad... She has the full sex pack she is just missing the little plastic thing that holds it all together" Haley laughed
"Thank you tutor girl! I knew I always liked you... I think... Go faster Lukie, Oh wait!!! Listen!!! It's the YMCA!! Lets do it PLEASE!!!"
"No!" Lucas, Haley and Nathan all three yelled together.
"Ugh Martin... We had better get out of here" Peyton said buttoning her shirt back.
"Yea... I think you are right"
"Ok Sam, David... You never saw this... it is just a dream" Peyton said tucking the boys back into bed after she was dressed.
"Oh no... I am having Satan's dreams again"
"Annie... Please..." Tim begged
"Tim I have 7 children and a husband... It would be very sinful of me to give that up."
"Annie... I cant live without you" Tim said looking her in the eyes.
"Alright you 2 that's enough...I'm out of popcorn... choose already!" Whitey said throwing his last piece of popcorn at Tim.
"We're here Brooke hop off"
"Dude... she's out" Nathan laughed.
"Yea... Drooling and all"
"Wow... Its about time" Lucas said lying here on the couch in the apartment.
"She is gonna feel this tomorrow."
"Hales... Lets go to bed..." Nathan said pulling her by the arm
"Right" Haley smiled following Nathan down the stairs.
Spoilers: Next chapter is probably one of the last... Will Whitey find a woman? Will Lucas and Brooke deal with their issues? Will Marin come back to Tree Hill with Peyton? Will Nathan and Haley finally take the plunge? FIND OUT!! Please review!!