OK This is just a reminder that this is a comedy! Hahaha I love all the characters I write about and anything I say about them is just a joke... So please don't get all mad at me or anything... I am just trying to be funny.
Ok Apparently me stopping this story was a bad idea so thanks to some GREAT idea's I will hopefully make it go a little longer. I hope you like this chapter! Please review!
"Oh Peyton kill me now..." Brooke whined rolling over grabbing at her head.
"Peyton went to get you some aspirin," Lucas said sitting next to her.
"Peyton! Tutor girl! Help! I am hallucinating! Or Lucas is dead and has come back as a ghost to haunt me because of what I did to him! ... Either way make him go away..."
"So I am guessing you don't remember last night?" Lucas laughed
"On god I didn't sleep with you did I? ew ew ew!" Brooke said sticking her finger down her throat.
"No... You were way too drunk for that. You did sing some nice little songs though"
"Great... ok Look Broody... here's the thing... I am over you like a, like a, well I don't know but I am so over you" Brooke said swaying her hand back and forth.
"Like Rachel was over Ross huh?"
"Rachel should have needed up with Joey... he was hotter! Hey... Did I kick Barbie's ass last night?" Brooke said trying to sit up.
"No... But I kicked Mommies boys ass instead"
"You beat up Simy Wimy! But he is hott! Now who am I going to seduce and corrupt? Huh? Did you think of that before you did this? No because you never think of me Lucas Scott you are a bad not thinker of me stubborn brooding hot guy and you are bad!" Brooke ranted
"Yes I know..." Lucas laughed patting her on the head.
"Brooke! Oh My God!" Haley said rushing into the room.
"Tinker belle! Ouch, my head" Brooke whined again.
"No time to complain! You have to see this! Keith blew up Tree Hill High! It's all over the news!" Haley yelled.
"What how?"
"Apparently he was trying to light a match and he farted ... really big and BAM! It blew up!" Haley said trying to catch he breath.
"What was Goomer doing at school?" Brooke asked almost in a daze. This was her dream come true. No school!
"Apparently he was driving down the road and well... he had to go... if you know what I mean and the school was the closest place so he stopped there and well went... But he didn't want anyone to know that he had been there so he lit a match and BAM!"
"Your kidding right" Lucas managed to choke out as he laughed.
"Come watch for yourself!" Haley said running back down stairs.
"Lucas... I love you" Brooke whined
"You want me to carry you down stairs?" Lucas asked.
"Please!" Brooke begged
"You owe me big Brooke Davis" Lucas said helping her up.
"YAY!! Ouch"
Lucas carried Brooke downstairs where everyone was watching the TV.
"That is the most malevolent thing I have ever seen!" Lucy said covering her eyes.
"What's happening?" Lucas asked sitting Brooke down on the couch.
"No Lucas... I wanna it in your lap... I'm cold." Brooke complained
"They are getting ready to interview Keith" Nathan laughed.
"We're back to with Keith Scott himself... Keith how do you feel about what you did?" The reporter asked.
"Well I feel ashamed... I have to admit I had a few drinks before I did it" Keith said scratching his nose.
"Isn't it true that it was 8 drinks Mr. Scott?"
"Ok... So I drink a lot! So what! I would like to say hi to a few people if that's ok" Keith said grinning at the camera obviously buzzed.
"Oh please don't let him say my name... please" Lucas begged.
"Man I'm with you" Nathan agreed.
"I would, I would like to say hello to my mom and dad and my nephews Lucas and Nathan Scott! Oh and my brother Danny boy! Danny look a here I'm on TV! Better than you have ever done"
"I am never drinking again" Brooke said shielding her eyes from the light.
"Sure..." Everyone said.
"I think I am going to be sick... That man is atrocious! Lucy said hiding her face in Kevin's chest.
"He can make a killer margarita though!" Brooke snickered.
"The school, all my grades, all my work, gone, I am doomed" Haley cried in Nathan's arms.
"Hey babe, look at it this way, that means all my records and grades are gone too! I have a chance!" Nathan said excitedly.
"I am going to Yale now!" Lucas laughed
"Yell what?" Brooke asked puzzled.
Peyton walked up the stairs seeing Martin asleep on the bed.
"Hey!" She giggled jumping onto the bed beside him.
"Hey... What time is it?" Martin asked wiping his eyes.
"About 9:00. What time did you get to sleep?"
"About 8" Martin said closing his eyes again.
"Why 8?" Peyton asked confused
"That guy, Whitey or whatever was telling me stories about when he fought in World War 2"
"Whitey didn't fight in world war 2...He's pulling your chain" Peyton laughed.
"You mean I listened to him for 4 hours tell me a load of crap?" Martin complained
"Afraid so"
"So what's all the commotion downstairs?" Martin asked sitting up.
"Lucas and Nathan's uncle blew up our school..."
"Really... I guess you will just have to stay here and go to school" Martin beamed.
"Right... like that will ever happen. We don't have a place to stay... If you haven't noticed the Camden's hate us."
"They don't hate you... They strongly dislike you with a passion" Martin laughed
"Whatever... It just wont work out, and I don't think I would even want to stay here" Peyton said
"Not even with me?"
"Lucas... Lets go do something really fun! Oh I know! We can go on a double date with Simon and Cecelia! On wait... We cant because you beat Simon up! Good job Broody..."
"Brooke... Would you give it up?" Lucas said shoving her out of his lap.
"Hey... I was comfy! So I'm not making you feel the least bit guilty?"
"No... Brooke just go pack..." Lucas said flipping through TV channels tying to find at least one channel that Keith wasn't on.
"Where are we going?"
"Home..." Lucas said in amazement
"Home? I'm not going home... You are but I am staying here and running up daddy's credit for the rest of the summer along with Tutor girl and Goldilocks" Brooke giggled sitting back in Lucas's lap. It was nice to know she had him wrapped around her little finger again.
"Really... and where are you going to stay?"
"With us" Eric said walking into the den with Annie.
"What?" Brooke, Lucas, Haley, and Nathan all 4 said at the same time.
"Eric and I have done a lot of praying about this. You have corrupted our children and our town and our home. So we said that if god really wanted us to help you he would send us a sign... and well I believe he has with the school incident." Annie said forcing a smile.
"What! Mom... We can't bring these people in here to mess up our lives and beliefs anymore! Kevin..." Lucy cried.
"Lucy... It has already been decided. I called their parents this morning and they all agreed. You will stay here and go to school here until your school is back." Eric said.
"YAY! Not only do I get to corrupt this house more... I get to corrupt an entire school! I don't think my life could get any better" Brooke said clapping her hands together, then grabbing her head in pain.
"Lucas...." She whined.
"I, I, Are you sure you really want us here? I mean if Brooke can corrupt Lucas... there is no telling what she can do to some of the kids here" Haley said really not wanting to stay.
"Oh she wont have time to corrupt... I have taken the liberty to get each of you jobs for the summer. You are going to have to work your stay" Annie smiled a devious smile almost as bad as Brooke's.
"Wait... You mean we have to work to stay in a place that we don't even want to stay in, in the first place?" Nathan asked puzzled.
"Hey guys... What going on... Here's your aspirin Brooke" Peyton said joining them in the den.
"Peyton! Shoot her! She is making us get jobs!" Brooke whined
"Yes it is horrible!" Nathan said putting his face down in Haley's chest.
"Nice try Nate..." Haley said pulling him up by his hair.
"Now your jobs are as follows... Nathan, You will be working at Pete's Pizza along with Lucas as waiters."
"What!" They both exclaimed.
"YAY! We get to see Luke and Nate in cute little waiter uniforms!" Brooke giggled.
"Peyton... You will be working as a DJ at the local Christian pop radio station"
"Peyton has to work pop! She hates pop and Christian music!" Brooke laughed more.
"Haley... You will tutor all of the kids in the Sunday school classes"
"Wait... She actually likes that! Why does she get to have a good job?" Brooke complained.
"Finally Brooke... we thought long and hard about this one considering your only skills are shopping and drinking. Our oldest daughter Mary has to go back to work leaving us with her 5-month-old son Charles. We have learned that that baby is pretty much invincible; Considering Mary is his mother, so you will be in charge of baby-sitting him From 3 when you get home from school until 7. With the help of sweet Timothy..."
"What! You want Tim and me to baby sit? I don't do babies... but Tim might! If you get my drift!" Brooke complained.
"This all starts tomorrow! I hope you all are ready" Annie smiled and walked out of the room with Eric at her side.
"I can't corrupt a 5 month old! It can't even talk! Lucas... Call Deanna and Jordan... I need a favor"
"What do you mean you cant?" Tim asked walking down the hall of the Glen Oak Hospital.
"I mean it's not possible! It would never work..." A doctor said.
"But your name is Dr. Hastings... Doesn't that mean you are hasty to do stuff?"
"Look kid, Implanting a chicken egg in you is not going to make you pregnant" Dr. Hastings said laughing.
"What? Why not? My Fiancé needs to think I am pregnant so she will stay with me!" Tim pleaded.
"And if it did work and you had a chicken? I think she would know she wasn't the mother" Dr. Hastings laughed.
"But she is the love of my life and I need her to stay with me and dump that Eric guy"
"Look... Tim, There is a mental, I mean fertility clinic right down the road... why don't you stop there and tell them what you just told me. They will get you all the help you need" Dr. Hastings said smiling.
"Thanks! When this works I will name the baby after you. Hasty... A good strong name"
Nathan and Haley walked through the promenade holding hands.
"Haley... I love you and well I was thinking since we are living with a minister.... We should get married!" Nathan said abruptly.
"Nathan! Are you serious? I mean... Maybe but is this what you really want?" Haley asked blushing.
"Of course...I have wanted to get with you since that basketball game!"
"Is that the only reason you want to marry me, for sex? Nathan Scott I hate you!" Haley yelled slapping him.
"Not just for sex Haley, Lucas says you are a good cook too! Haley don't walk away!"
"I will only marry you Nathan if you say those 3 magic words every girls waits to hear!" Haley said
"Eat more chicken?" Nathan asked
"Sure... I think there is a Chick Fil A down the way" Haley said smiling.
"And what makes you think you need relationship counseling? That is something I would like you to think about as you stand up together and say what your problems are. Ok?" Eric asked his whole group of newly wedded couples.
"My name is Jessica and my problem is that my husband Nick never works! While I am off working supporting us he is surfing or laying down grass with his brother! I cant take it anymore Nick! Not another day!"
"But Jessica... That is my work... ever since my law firm 90, 8 and degrees broke up I have nothing! No one wants to have a solo lawyer Jessica!"
"Maybe you should have been solo from the beginning! That's how I did it! You didn't see me joining Brittany, Christina, and Mandy when things got rough! I did it all on my own!" Jessica yelled.
"You two calm down and just be happy that the lord has felt it right to put the 2 of you together... Money doesn't matter, it's the love. You have to feel the love... now Jessica do you love Nick?" Eric asked smiling.
"Oh My Gah... Yes I do!" Jessica whaled
"And Nick do you love Jessica?"
"I'm sorry Babe... I love you more than anything!" Nick said hugging Jessica tight.
"Well then...we can now move onto our next set of newly wed... I mean couple...Brooke, Lucas, Why do you feel you have marital, I mean relationship problems?" Eric asked annoyed that Brooke and Lucas were there.
"Because he, he, he is gay!" Brooke said pretending to cry.
"Brooke you have to be serious about this or we are never going to get along" Lucas said irritated.
"Right... Ok He's not gay... But he did cheat on me with my best friend! And then he lied to me about it!" Brooke said almost laughing.
"Right... I do believe this is the same story you told us 3 nights in a row at dinner" Eric asked.
"Yea pretty much"
"Ok... No the important thing here is to remember that God felt it right to bong you 2 screwed up souls together... I think... Now Brooke to you love Lucas?"
"I give a rats ass about him if that's what you mean." Brooke giggled smacking her gum
"Right Lucas do you love Brooke?"
"Yes, but that's the problem... She is my sister!" Lucas blurted out.
"Oh Lucas! Mom shouldn't have let us share a room!" Brooke giggled
All 7 newly wedded couples sat silently with their mouths wide open. Eric included.
"Thank you Eric! You have made me realize that I love Brooke and no law can stop us from showing that!" Lucas said trying to keep a straight face. He couldn't believe Brooke had talked him into this.
"I, uh, I," Eric stuttered.
"Come on Lucas! Lets go to Vegas and get married!" Brooke laughed grabbing Lucas's hand and pulling him out of the room.
"Brooke that was horrible!" Lucas said bursting out laughing.
"Wasn't that the most fun you have had in like weeks!" Brooke shrieked.
"Yes... But Brooke we need to get serious for a minute"
"Why?" Brooke asked disappointed.
"Because we need to decide whether or not our kids should call me dad or Uncle Lucas" Lucas laughed
"Lucas!, Hey you know... I'm not drunk anymore... We could probably manage to have sex now if you wanted too"
Whitey ran down the stairs to answer the door since no one else was home.
"Hi... Are Annie and Eric home?" A lady asked.
"Uh, I, Uh, No... Just me, Whitey" Whitey stuttered seeing the woman.
"Oh... ok... I'm Ginger, Annie's step mom."
Spoilers: What happens when everyone starts their new jobs? Has Whitey found his woman? Is Tim pregnant?, Will Naley get married? And more! Please review!