Ok this chapter isn't as funny as I would have liked it to because it is building up to a really funny chapter. So there was a lot I had to do and make happen before I got there!

I like could not remember for the life of me if I had Naley married at the beginning or not! Hahaha So we are just going to say that they aren't married yet...

"Tutor girl... Oh tutor girl!" Brooke yelled from the hallway

"Great... Its Cheery" Haley whined

"Not again! Does she have to do this every morning? We don't yell at her while she and Lucas are doing the nasty! My god she is like that girl in that movie that I saw that time remember?" Nathan asked jumping out of bed to hide from Brooke.

"Right, look she doesn't know and for your information we haven't had sex"

"Yea but we could and then she would ruin the whole moment! I swear! She did this the whole time Peyton and I were together" Nathan complained walking into the closet.

"Tutor" Brooke started walking into the room but stopped.

"I smell Nathan... is Nathan in here?? Oh My God he is! You and Nathan are having sex!"

"Brooke... No... Nathan isn't here... Nathan and I aren't having sex, and My God you have an amazing nose! You know Nathan's smell?" Haley asked amazed.

"Ha! See I knew it! He is here! Besides... who cant smell him. He wears that cheap gas station cologne." Brooke giggled.

"Anyway, its time for breakfast and then Keith is on some morning Oprah special!"

"Oh god... Lets just hope it isn't like when he was on 20/20." Haley laughed

"Poor guy didn't know that accurate wasn't the same as reenactment. At least he only caught the chair on fire this time." Brooke said.

Poor Keith had been having a hard time since the "Incident". Everyone wanted him on their TV shows. This thrilled Keith to death but his family on the other hand was not so thrilled. Karen had decided that Larry was the buy for her and they were now dating. Once the reporters had found out about Deb sleeping with Keith she decided to change her name and move back home with mommy and Daddy for a while. And Dan... well it was driving him insane that Keith's body shop was doing so well because people from all over came to see the mad who blew up the school.

"I'm just glad that Lucas didn't get Keith's brains... Nathan on the other hand" Brooke laughed.

"Hey! I didn't get that alcoholic Goomers brains!" Nathan yelled from the closet

"I knew it!" Brooke giggled

"Way to go Nate... So much for the hiding around"

"Yea well it's Brooke's fault! I blame Brooke and her uncanny nose" Nathan whined

"It's a gift! Come on... Walk lightly now! We mustn't upset god by being late to breakfast" Brooke giggled in a really bad British accent.

Brooke, Haley and Nathan walked down stairs to meet the others.

"You three are late! That comes out of your discipline star chart" Annie said putting the pancakes on the table.

"What... Man! That's not fair! I was in the lead! Now Sam and David are going to beat me" Nathan complained.

"Well young man maybe that will teach you to be early for breakfast... speaking of the star chart... It's Friday! Time to read the standings. Matt, you have 3 stars... Mary is gone as of this morning so her stars don't count, Lucy 4 stars, Simon 3 stars, Ruthie 2 stars, Sam and David both have 5, Haley 4, Peyton 3, Martin 3, Nathan 4, Timothy 4, Lucas 1 and Brooke you complete this week with 0 stars!" Annie said looking disappointedly at Brooke.

"Stupid Twins... I will beat them next week... You just wait!" Nathan muttered to himself glaring at the 2 boys.

"Wait... How does Lucas have 1 and I don't! We both got caught in the garden shed... remember?"

"Yes well Lucas didn't teach my precious twins a song about Boys and Beer now did he?" Annie said blankly

"Right..."

"But they did have sex in the bathroom last night!" Peyton laughed.

"No we didn't!" Brooke and Lucas both said at the same time

"Yes you did! Martin and I heard you!"

"No... We went out last night... We didn't get home until 3 and he were too tired to do anything" Lucas said

"You broke curfew! Lucas you now have 0 stars!" Annie said taking the last Velcro star from beside Lucas's name.

"Well who was in the bathroom then?"

"Brian... I have to say... You are such gentleman" Ginger said running her fingers across his bald head.

"Yea... That's what Camilla use to tell me" Whitey said smiling.

"I am so glad we did what we did last night... I just wish we could have found somewhere better than the bathroom"

"You don't think it was too soon?" Whitey asked

"No"

"Ok well apparently Whitey isn't coming for breakfast! Can we eat now?" Martin whined

"Yes... Everyone grab hands and let's give grace" Eric said taking Annie and Ruthie's hands.

"Alright this morning I want everyone to think about the past year and say what you are most grateful for... Annie you start"

"I am grateful for me beautiful family"

"I am grateful for my great husband and our new baby" Lucy said almost crying.

The circle went around until it got to Martin.

"I am thankful for my family and Peyton"

"I am thankful for forgiveness and Martin" Peyton gushed back. It made Brooke sick how Lovey Dovey those too had become.

"I am thankful for my health and Nathan" Haley smiled.

"I am thankful for online porn... I mean Online people who make me smart like tutors" Nathan stuttered.

"I am thankful for the precious gift from god that dear Annie and I have created" Tim said patting his stomach.

"I am thankful...First of all that I'm not Tim, secondly, that certain close calls that Brooke and I had this year didn't happen, plus I am thankful for basketball, oh and for other things... You know what I am talking about god" Lucas said

"I am thankful for whipped cream and proper birth control, and" Brooke giggled. She loved it when the Camden's did stuff like this that she could ruin. It was things like this that made life interesting.

"Yes I think we will stop right now" Eric said letting go of Annie and Ruthie's hands.

"Lets eat"

"I can't eat this! I am a vegetarian!" Brooke said pointing to the bacon.

"Nice try Brooke... You ate hamburgers with us last night" Lucy said annoyed.

"Those weren't veggie burgers?" Brooke laughed.

"Brooke can we get through one meal with out you complaining?" Kevin asked glaring at Brooke

"I don't know... can we get through one meal without your little wifey woman crying?" Brooke shot back

"She is hormonal!" Kevin yelled.

"Watch it whipped boy, you may be a cop but my boyfriend can kick you ass just like he kicked Simon's" Brooke giggled.

"Ok... Brooke I think its time we went and got ready for our jobs" Lucas said pulling her out of her chair.

"I don't wanna! Lucas... I was kidding... Lucas Scott put me down! No... No don't you dare tickle me or I will bite you again!" Brooke yelled as he carried her up the stairs

"I must say Kevin, I think that girl needs a night in jail to straighten her out" Lucy said trying to hold back her tears.

"What she needs is discipline! You all do and you are going to get it here!" Annie said slamming her toast on the table.

"And what she needs is some serious anger management, or at least a Zoloft" Haley whispered.

"Alright... Everyone go and get ready for this beautiful day God has blessed us with." Eric said smiling.

Nathan looked around as soon as everyone had left the kitchen and grabbed Annie's package of stars.

"Lets see those little twins beat me with stars now!" Nathan whispered adding 4 more stars next to his name.

"Lucas! I can't find my pretty shirt!" Brooke yelled across the room.

"Which shirt?"

"The tight one"

"Brooke... All your shirts are tight! Oh My God!" Lucas said shocked.

"What?" Brooke yelled running over to Lucas.

"It's a joint, Brooke are you getting high?" Lucas asked

"Right... Because with my attitude I really need to get high"

"Well someone in this house is" Lucas said picking up the joint.

"Hmm, Lucas I think it is time we did some detective work! This is going to be so much fun! YAY!" Brooke giggled bouncing up in down in her bra.

"We can be like Turner and Hooch!"

"Brooke Hooch was a dog..." Lucas said

"Yea... well you act like one sometimes so it's the same difference!" Brooke laughed.

"Yea... Why do I have the feeling this is going to be more like Nancy Drew on steroids?"

"Come on Broody! If you love me, and all that good stuff you will help me! We have to figure out who it is!" Brooke begged.

"Some on us have jobs..." Lucas said looking at his watch

"Not for 30 more minutes! Come on lets go investigate!"

"Brooke... Brooke your in your bra!" Lucas yelled following her out. She didn't seem to care. He had to admit this was one of the things he loved about her. Her craziness. It was also one of the things that drove him mad.

"Nathan! You better hurt up! You are going to be late for work!" Haley yelled into the shower.

"Maybe I will get fired and then I wont have to work there anymore!" Nathan yelled back

"Yea! And then you could stay here all day and look at porn and watch TV and get fat and loose your girlfriend!" Haley said in a sarcastic voice.

"Ha, ha, you mean Fiancé" Nathan yelled back

"Not if you loose this job!"

"Annie dearest! Must you go?" Tim asked rubbing his stomach.

"Timothy... You are not pregnant" Annie said smiling.

"Yes I am! The good lord dude felt it right to give us a child! He said we should name him Hasty"

"Timothy, Sweet, sweet Timothy... I know you are having all of these feelings but this just can happen" Annie said pinching his cheeks.

"Now be a sweet boy and help me change the linens in the bedro... Oh sweet Jesus! Ginger!" Annie yelled opening the door to Matt's room.

"Annie... we, we were just Um, He was showing me as spot he thought might be cancer!" Ginger said covering up with the sheets!

"Wha, Uh, Ah" Was all Annie would muster.

"Do ya mind shutting the door?" Whitey asked not at all fazed by this incident.

"Peyton! Peyton! Peyton!" Brooke yelled from outside the bathroom door

"What! I am getting ready!"

"I have to pee!" Brooke whined

"Well... Go somewhere else!"

"I cant! Peyton! Let me in! Peyton I am serious if I wet me pants I am going to kill you!" Brooke cried.

"Fine!" Peyton said opening the door.

"Right thanks... I don't really have to pee... I just wanted to see if you were smoking in the bathroom... Thanks!"

"Lucas! It isn't Peyton!" Brooke yelled down the hall still in her bra.

"Brooke!" Annie yelled

"I am uh, I am busy!"

"Now! You have to baby-sit!" Annie screamed.

"Well we know it isn't her!"

Nathan and Lucas drove to Pete's pizza. Neither of them wanted to be there at all.

"So... You and Brooke got in late last night" Nathan said turning down Main Street.

"Yea... she made he take her to the pool hall where we proceeded to act out our first date" Lucas laughed.

"Interesting... I proposed to Haley" Nathan said smiling

"Interesting" Lucas, laughed.

"She said yes"

"Yea I know Brooke told me" Lucas said

"Damn that woman doesn't know how to keep her mouth shut!" Nathan complained turning into the parking lot.

"Are you ready for this?" Lucas laughed.

Tim paced up and down the hall waiting for Brooke to help him baby-sit.

"Your late! And you have a hicky on your neck! What kind of role model are you? Huh? Huh?" Tim asked once Brooke walked up.

"Right Um, Lucas and I, wait why am I explaining this to you? You're the one who swears you re pregnant! You're a man Dumbo!"

"Look Brooke! If you ruin this for me I will never speak to you again! Now lets just go baby sit these kids!" Tim said seriously.

"Wait... Kids?"

"Yes, Dear Sweet Annie needed a shopping day so we are watching Sam and David along with Charles" Tim said walking into the Twins room where the 3 were waiting.

"Tim... Can we saw Mrs. Robinson! Or Tamara Jacobs? You're never going to get this woman! She is married for god shakes!"

"Peyton is supportive!" Tim said

"Wonder why! Taken guys are kind of her specialty! Now how am I going to investigate while watching 3 kids?"

Peyton walked into the small music studio.

"Hello there, you must be Peyton" A voice said behind her

"Yea"

"Yes ma'am you mean?" the voice said

"No... I mean yea... This isn't the military." Peyton said very annoyed with this woman.

"Well then if you want to act like that then you can go to time out!" The lady said pointing to a chair complete with chains and ropes.

"You're kidding me right?"

"GO!" They lady yelled hitting a ruler on the desk.

"Hey Deanna, I need a loan... No not for killing someone...No not to kill Peyton! Well Jordan was wrong, I need money to figure out who is smoking the crack... wait can I call you back?" Brooke asked hearing the TV as she shoved a bottle into Charles nose missing his mouth.

"Is your boyfriends family dysfunctional? Does he have a half brother? Is his best friend engaged to his half brother? Did he cheat on you with your best friend? Are you back together? Does his father hate him? Does his uncle have a drinking problem? Is your friend in love with an older married woman with 7 kids who is goody, goody? If you answered yes to any of these questions call to be on Jerry Springer today!"

"Hello Yes... I answered yes to all of those questions! Yes... Really? YAY!! Yes My name is Brooke Davis..." Brooke said into the phone after hearing the Jerry Springer ending.

"Guess what Tim! We get to be on Jerry Springer!"

Spoilers for like the next 4 chapters: We fond out who is smoking the crack! Brooke, Lucas and everyone including the Camden's get to be on Jerry Springer. Someone gets married... and its not who you think, or maybe it is. Muhahahaha, Brooke, Lucas, Nathan, Haley, Matt, Peyton, and Martin take a trip to the Wilmington battleship, after hours. We get to see more into their jobs, School starts... and more!!