Ok you guysâ This is a long Chapter! The next chapter is the Jerry Springer! It should be REALLY funny... but I need to watch some Jerry Springer before I write it hahaha
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Thank you Deanna!!! You are the bestest!! hahaha
Brooke tiptoed down the hall to hers, Haley and Peyton's room. Hiding the fact that she had been sleeping in Lucas, Nathan, and Tim's room was getting harder and harder to hide from the Camden's, especially Annie. Tim wasn't helping the matter. Every morning he felt the need to make some sort of comment to Annie that gave her that little bit suspicion that Brooke and Lucas weren't exactly following the Camden's No Sex rule.
They had been living with the Camden's 3 months now. The past month had been pretty normalâ at least from Brooke's point of view. Lucas and Nathan had both been fired from their jobs at Pete's pizza for spitting in people's food and changing the names of items menu's to mean dirty things like changing the foot long hot dog to "Huge Yummy wiener" so they were now teaching the boys at church basketball. Peyton was still working at the Christian pop place, and came home with mysterious bruises everyday. Haley, the only one who half way liked her job now hated it because some of the children were smarter than her and ended up teaching her a few things. Brookeâ well she had managed to only drop Charles on his head twice since she started and had educated the twins on Jerry Springer with in the first week since they were going to be in it in October. Tim on the other hand was absolutely no help baby-sitting because he was always complaining of morning sickness. This was just their new life.
"Rise and shine! Give god your glory!" Annie sang walking down the hall just as Brooke jumped in her bed.
"Brookeâ Come on what is this like the 12th night in a row? Have you ever slept in your bed?" Haley complained
"Calm down Judge Judy. It's not my fault you aren't getting any" Brooke giggled.
"Hey, that is by choiceâ Doesn't it get old?"
"I am going to pretend that I didn't just hear you sat that tutor girl, I am just taking care of mine and Lucas's sexual healthâ if you have a problem with that we can address it October 13 with our good friend Jerry."
"Girls! Wake up and great this glorious day god has blessed us with! You must get ready for your first day of schoolâ Brooke please take in to account that there is a dress code" Annie said smiling.
"Hey Brookeâ She stole your mood" Peyton laughed
"She's just happy that we are all going to be out of the house, then she can smoke her dope" Brooke said acting like she knew what she was talking about. She and Lucas had done a lot of research but still hadn't been able to find the druggie in the family.
"You don't know it's her" Haley said trying to see the other side
"You don't know it isn't! Or do you? Haley tutor girl James! You know who it is don't you? Tell me! Oh please, pleaseâ just bring this little bit of joy into my dull life" Brooke begged
"I don't know who it isâ I am just saying it could be someone else. Your dull life?"
"Protudoâ Tutor girlâ I am on to you" Brooke said giving her the look
"Protudo?" Peyton laughed
"Yea I was bored baby sitting those little monsters the other day so I made it up"
"What does it mean?"
"It means whatever I want it too whenever I want it tooâ You 2 have no imaginationâ I am going to talk to Broody and Tim, at least they are interesting" Brooke said hopping off the bed throwing pillows at both of them.
"Have fun!"
"Dude so you are Brooke are getting pretty serious?" Nathan asked getting dressed
"I don't knowâ She is Brookeâ I love her to death but its kind of hard to say Brooke and serious in the same sentence. That's like saying Tim and smart in the same sentence, it just isn't right" Lucas laughed.
"Broody! You ready to corrupt this school!" Brooke yelled walking into the boy's room.
"Brooke, I'm naked here" Nathan screamed covering up.
"Wowâ You really are captain obvious aren't you? Hey you might wanna move your hands a little to the rightâ Your sticking out" Brooke giggled.
"Just because you let the whole world see you naked doesn't mean I want too!" Nathan said annoyed
"Hey! Not the whole worldâ Just whoever happens to be watching Peyton's web cam when I am dunk"
"Do you guys think I am starting to show?" Tim asked pointing out an area on his stomach.
"Timâ your not pregnant!" Nathan, Lucas and Brooke all 3 yelled at the same time.
"Your just jealous!" Tim said getting emotional and covering his face
"Ok you 3 boys have fun! Don't do anything dirty without me! I gotta go get ready"
Martin sat on his bed doing the final touches to his Peyton collage. He had spent the past month collecting little things for his Peyton Book. July 6 he had gotten a strand of her hair, July 18 he had gotten a piece of her bacon and taken her DNA off of it in case he were to ever need it. July 26, Her tamponâ Ect; the book was coming along nicely.
"Your beautifulâ Just beautiful and your mine" Martin said kissing the collage
"Who's beautiful?" Peyton asked walking into his room.
"Ohâ Um, You" Martin said hiding the collage of Peyton pictures
"Thank you, so are you walking me to school or what?"
"Sure" Martin smiled
"Brooke and Lucas are walking on their ownâ so they night never make it if you know what I mean but Nathan and Haley might want to walk with us too"
"You still like him!" Martin yelled throwing his hands in the air
"Who? Nathan! God no he is dating Haley, what makes you think I like Nathan?"
"The way you say his nameâ Nathan, unlike how Brooke says it, Nathan. You love him!" Martin screamed
"Your insane!" Peyton yelled back
"Woah! What's going on here? Barbie and Ken just find out they were brother and sister?" Brooke asked prancing into the room.
"Martin thinks I still like Nathan!"
"Oh My God you still like Nathan! I knew you wanted him back! What is it with you and taken men! Peyton they don't want you!" Brooke giggled
"Ha, ha Brookeâ Now go!"
"Fineâ But just to let you knowâ I have my eye on you Peyton Sawyerâ Lucas is mine!"
"Brian! Must you leave me and go back to that retched place?" Ginger cried.
"I have tooâ Dr. Phil calledâ He wants me on his diet program. But I will be back for you my love" Whitey said kissing her.
"But Brian! I like you just the way you are! I meanâ You can resist your fat?" Ginger said kissing him
Haley, Nathan, Martin, Peyton, Simon, Cecelia, Tim and Ruthie walked down the sidewalk to school.
"Where are Brooke and Lucas?" Haley asked looking around.
"Brookeâ Lucasâ Come on! You cant stop and make out and every sign that says speed hump" Peyton yelled looking at Brooke and Lucas who were practically stripping by the sign.
"Why not? We are testing the theoryâ Speed hump? Can it be done?" Brooke yelled back.
"She is so cool" Ruthie said smiling
"That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen! They can not keep their hands off of each other" Cecelia said adjusting her hair bow.
"Yeaâ You should have seen them when we had sex Ed last year at school before they broke up. They asked Brooke and Lucas to demonstrate." Peyton laughed.
"I heard thatâAt least I wasn't like you on Hooker street!" Brooke said walking up beside her with her hair going every which way.
"I think you cut yourself shaving" Simon said pointing to Lucas's neck.
"Or not" Nathan laughed
"Well I think you two are disgustingâ My dear little baby will never be exposed to thatâ Only porn" Tim cooed at his stomach.
"That's disgusting" Haley laughed
"Oh dear sweet little innocent Haleyâ You will know the joy of carrying your own baby one dayâ You too Lucas" Tim said wiping a tear from his cheek
"Heyâ Lucas you call me babyâ I think it's about time you carried me, my feet hurt" Brooke whined
"My god you are needy womanâ Hey Haley you call me baby don't you want to carry me?" Nathan asked.
Annie drove down the road to drop the twins off at school.
"Ok boys this is your very first day of school! What are you going to tell your teacher?" Annie asked using her spit to wipe their cow licks down.
"That we are very happy to be in her class" Sam said smiling
"And that chocolate syrup makes for good body paint" David said.
"David! Don't you speak! No! You repeat your brother do you hear me?" Annie yelled
"But that's what Brooke said"
"Brooke is a naughty girl" Annie said slamming her hands down.
"That is what Lucas calls her at night. Naughty, naughty girl" Sam said
"No! Sam you are the good one! Don't convert!" Annie shrieked.
Whitey walked down the hall towards the kitchen to got one final snack before he changed his life forever.
"So how do you like having the name Whitey?" Eric asked standing on his head reading the paper.
"It'sâ Fine"
"You are such a good man" Eric grinned.
"Yeaâ I get that" Whitey laughed
"God loves you"
"I see" Whitey said
"Yesâ God loves everyone"
"YAY! Lucas look how big this school is! Do you know how many people we are going to be able to corrupt? Imagine the rumors I can spread! The people's lives I can ruin!" Brooke said bouncing up and down.
"Brooke has died and gone to heaven" Peyton laughed.
"Moo" Tim said
"What?"
"Mooâ I am teaching the baby what sound a piggy makes" Tim said rubbing his stomach.
"Timâ A piggy doesn't say Mooâ It says, waitâ I know thisâ I like just read it in one of those pop up books. What the hell it says my name is Cecelia" Brooke giggled
"Watch it Bettie" Cecelia said
"Its BrookeâBr-ookâ It comes right after Broody in the dictionary."
"Not again! You 2 need to get lives" Nathan complained
"She started it" Cecelia whined
"And I will finish it too!"
"Come on Brookeâ Lets go get our schedules" Lucas said pulling Brooke towards the school.
"Haleyâ We could still ditch you know" Nathan said pulling her close to kiss her.
"We could still break up too" Haley said smiling.
"I can't believe this!" Brooke said looking at her schedule
"What?"
"I have every class with Nathan and none with Lucas!" Brooke whined.
"Same hereâ All my classes are with Lucas and none with Nathan" Haley said showing Brooke her schedule.
"Wanna trade?"
"Brooke we can't do that!" Haley said
"Whyâ Come on I can be Haley and you can be Brookeâ Pleaseâ Pleaseâ please" Brooke begged
"Noâ I wont do it"
"If you do this for me you can be Nicole and Peyton will be Tinker Belle" Brooke said waving the schedule in front of her.
"Really? All right but you have to be good! This is important" Haley said very seriously.
"Yay! All right Broody! Lets get this show on the road" She couldn't wait to se the kids in this school.
"Waitâ can you guys walk me to class?" Ruthie asked
"Sure!" Brooke said smiling. That poor kid had o many issues maybe if she was seen with Lucas and Brooke people would think she was cool.
"Greatâ All my classes are with Brooke" Cecelia complained.
"Mine are with Martin" Peyton smiled
"Mine too" Simon said.
"What an interesting year this is going to be."
"Party tonight at our house!" Deanna said handing out flyers
"Yep! BYO Everything!" Jordan joined in
Everyone walked to his or her classes. Brooke couldn't wait. Her first class was Social Studiesâ well actually it was Math but Math was her time to work on her social life and to study everyone else's
"Good morning boys and girls. My name is Ms. Lolly! I am so pleased to have you all in my classâ now lets start off by everyone standing up and saying their name and what they did this summer." The teacher smiled.
"My name is Ester and I went to church" A girl with two pigtails smiled.
"My name is Carrie and I went and helped out at the soup kitchen" Another girl smiled
"My name is Cecelia and I worked on school work" Cecelia said proudly
"My name is Lucas and I bought a lot whipped cream" Lucas laughed
"My name is Br- I mean Haley and I finally let the coolest girl in the whole wide worldâ Brooke corrupt me to her evil side" Brooke said when it was her turn.
"Wellâ That is interestingâ Now I am going to turn the lights off and we are going to look at some math problems on the overhead" Ms. Lolly said.
"Lucas" Brooke whispered about 10 minutes into class
"What?"
"Wanna make out?" Brooke asked smiling seductivelyâ It wasn't like it mattered if they got caught. She was Haley Jamesâ Not Brooke Davis.
"What? Where?" Lucas asked not quite turning down the offer.
"The moonâ Here! Where else?"
"Ok"
Haley sat in class feeling guilty for changing schedules. She hated it how Brooke always talked her into these crazy plans. But on the other handâ it was Brooke who got her and Nathan together.
"Now classâ Who was Whitman?" The teacher asked.
"Brooke?"
"Umâ Umâ The guy from Roswell that died?" Haley said trying to think like Brooke.
"NoâNathan?"
"Um, isn't she that porn star, I mean movie star in Good Will Hump—hunting?" Nathan asked
"Noâ. Simon?"
"A writer" Simon said proudly.
"Very good! Your such a smart boy!"
"Try Mama's boy" Nathan laughed
"Excuse meâMr. Scott is there something you would like to say to this class?" The teacher asked.
"Yesâthere isâ Simon Camden is a mama's boy and I love Haley Jamesâ Oh and chicken, I really like chicken"
"Is there something wrong with being a mama's boy?" The teacher asked sternly.
"Yeaâ dude its just nasty"
Meanwhileâ In Brooke and Lucas's class.
"Ms. Lolly! Those too are kissing!" Cecelia yelled pointing to Brooke and Lucas.
"Who's Brooke?" Brooke asked sitting back up in her seat.
"Ceceliaâ we aren't here to play gamesâ Not please raise your hand next time"
"Lucas" Brooke whispered
"Brookeâ we are going to get caught"
"Not if we go to the eraser room" Brooke said pointing towards the door.
"And how are we going to do that?"
"Ms. Lolly? May I please go to the ladies room? It is kind of an emergency" Brooke said sweetly.
"Of course dear"
"Meet me there" Brooke said as she walked past Lucas
"Uhâ Ms. Lollyâ I need to go tooâ Brooke and I had the same thing for breakfast"
"Yes but hurry up"
Annie walked down the isles of the grocery store looking for what she was going to cook for dinner.
"Annieâ Annie Camden?" A voice said behind her.
"Yes" Annie said turning around.
"Its me! Nicolasâ well Nikki Nowâ I had a sex change operation a few years agoâ remember we dated in High School?"
"Oh My Goodness Nickâ How are you?" Annie said hugging the "it"
"I am doing wellâ Actually I am on my way back from Seattle. My Daughter Jennyâ She was kidnapped and well someone told me I could find her thereâthey lied"
"You have a daughter? How?" Annie asked confused.
"Ohâ I adopted herâ Just don't tell her father Jake"
"Well I sorry she as kidnappedâ Do you need a place to stay?" Annie asked patting Nikki on the shoulder.
"That would be great!" Nikki said hugging Annie.
"They did a god job on the operationâ Where have you been living?"
"Tree Hill North Carolina" Nikki said annoyed.
"You have to be joshing me! I have 6 kids from there staying with me right now! Haley, Nathan, Peyton, Tim, Lucas, and Brooke" Annie smiled.
"Well, well, well, isn't this just a small world"
Brooke waited in the eraser room for Lucas. She loved the guy dearly but he was slow as the itch!
"What took you so long?" Brooke complained.
"I had to pee" Lucas said kissing her.
"This is so cliché" Brooke laughed.
"Its too dark! How are we going to do anything?"
"Well you undressed me quickâ wait that was you right?" Brooke asked
"Yes"
"Your just going to have to feel around" Brooke giggled knocking over a huge pile of erasers
"Oops!"
"Is someone in there?" A voice said outside the door.
"No!" Brooke yelled
"Brooke!"
"Sorry!" she giggled.
"You 2 with me!" A teacher said opening the door.
"Can I get dressed first?"
After Brooke was dressed they followed the man to the office where he called Annie.
"This is crazy! I told you I was giving him CPR! He was choking! Lucas what have I told you about eating erasers? Huh?" Brooke asked
"And you were naked because?"
"Heâ was like Hypothermic and I had to warm him up?" Brooke asked
"And the hickey on his neck?"
Spoilers: Jerry Springer!! The kids take a trip to the NC Battle shipâ after hours! Whats up with Nikki? Who gets married? Who is the druggie? Plus more! Please review!