Ok... Here is a chapter... I am working on the Jerry one hahaha, Its gonna be great. Then the one after that one is Hilarious too! Then we will probably have a closing chapter and after that I am going to make it in the future like maybe 5 years for the last chapter. We will see who ended up together and fun stuff like that! Sorry this chapter kinda sucks... But I SWEAR to you guys the next one is gonna be GREAT!! Hahaha I can't wait! Please review
"I can not believe the suspended us for that! I mean it wasn't like we were..." Brooke started but Lucas interrupted
"Having sex... Well we were like this close" Lucas laughed
"Still! They have no proof! Oh well... a week at home. I guess that gives us more time to figure out who is smoking the bad crack" Brooke giggled excitedly.
"Not that again..."
"Come on Clyde! What? You know you wanna know... it's eating away at you and you dream about it every night" Brooke begged
"No I don't... but if you are dreaming about that I am doing something seriously wrong in our relationship" Lucas laughed
"You know what I... Oh my god Broody! Look, look, look!" Brooke screamed as they walked past a the country club swimming pool
"Brooke...No... it's not open"
"Oh Please Luke! It will be fun!" Brooke begged staring longingly at the pool.
"We don't have bathing suits"
"I know... All the better! Fine Lucas... be that way... If you don't want to go skinny dipping with your hot girlfriend than maybe I am doing something wrong in this relationship and..."
"Fine" Lucas said in defeat
"Yay! You're the best boyfriend ever!" Brooke giggled running towards the pool
"My god that woman is going to kill me!"
Haley walked with Nathan and Tim towards the cafeteria after their last class.
"Would the 2 of you be dears and get me some yogurt... I am going to sit down, I am feeling a little nauseous" Tim said rubbing his stomach
"Sure man... Whatever I can do to help" Nathan said patting him on the shoulder.
"Nathan! What are you doing? Don't feed into his lunacy!" Haley yelled hitting him in the shoulder
"Hales I was just thinking... What if he is pregnant, he said I could be uncle Natie! And that may be the only niece or nephew I ever have" Nathan complained
"Nathan! At this rate Brooke will probably be pregnant in 6 months tops...there you go..."
"Yea... but Brooke and Lucas? That thing will be like Rosemary's baby. I don't want anything to do with it" Nathan said grabbing Tim some yogurt
"Hey guys... what's happening?" Peyton asked walking up beside them
"Talking about Tim's "baby"" Haley laughed
"Oh I know! Martin and I get to be god parents!" Peyton said
"Ah! What am I doing here with all you crazies! Tim is not pregnant!" Haley screamed.
"Geez Hales... Maybe you need to smoke some of that dope that Brooke and Lucas found" Nathan said patting her on the shoulder.
"Speaking of Brooke and Lucas, Have you guys seen them?" Peyton asked looking around
Meanwhile...
"Brooke... I am not jumping off the diving board naked!" Lucas said for the 5th time
"Come on, I'll do it if you do it" Brooke begged. As much as she loved Lucas Scott he had turned into one boring boy without her around to corrupt him.
"Peer pressure huh? Fine... If I will jump off in my underwear"
"No! Lucas... ok fine but you have to do that funky chicken move that Mouth always does at parties as you jump" Brooke giggled
"No..."
"Chicken!" Brooke screamed really loud
"Brooke... Shh... Ok fine... 1 time! But then you have to do it" Lucas laughed slipping on his underwear
"Yay! Your such a good boyfriend!" Brooke giggled
Lucas climbed out of the pool onto the driving board
"Alright 1, 2,"
"Hold it right there, kids" A police officer said looking right at Brooke and Lucas
"Oh Crap!" Brooke yelled trying to get her clothes back on
"You to get dressed and come with me" the officer said pointing to his car
"Whistle while we word" Annie sang as she cleaned under Brooke's bed in the girl's room.
"So... These kids you have staying with you Annie dear. They are pretty mature?" Nikki asked helping Annie clear out the bed
"Oh yes, I have to say I wouldn't even have them in my house if I didn't feel that the good lord wanted me to save them" Annie said throwing a box of condoms on the trashcan.
"I see" Nikki said pretending not to know them
"Now that Brooke girl... She is something else... she turns the other ones bad as fast as I can turn them good! And now she has started on my sweet boys!" Annie said almost crying
"You should let me take a swing at this Brooke...I think I could knock some since into her for the both of us" Nikki laughed
"I might just do that" Annie said throwing an empty can of whipped crème away
Tim, Haley, Nathan, Martin, Peyton, Simon, Cecelia, and Ruthie sat at the table eating.
"I was thinking about going to the library and buying little Hasty here a book... What should I get?" Tim asked the table
"How about Pregnancy for Dummies... and while you there get me Tim for dummies" Haley said annoyed
"Come on Hales Show the love" Nathan said
"Yea Haley... You shouldn't judge poor Tim for what he wants to believe. You believe Nathan is hott and he don't judge you" Peyton laughed
"Where the hell are Brooke and Lucas?"
"You mean Haley and Lucas? They got suspended for making love in the eraser room" Cecelia whispered
"Great... Just great that is really going to look good on my college application" Haley cried putting her head in Nathan's lap
"Hey... It shows character babe... If I were the admissions people I would let you in" Nathan comforted
"Yea... If you were the admissions people Tim would get in!"
Lucas and Brooke said soaking wet in the back of the police car.
"So what I was thinking... Me... I am like Tigger, because I am all bouncy, but Peyton she is like Eyore because she mopes a lot, and Haley is like Piglet! Because she is like afraid and stuff... see what I am saying?" Brooke asked
"Brooke... we are sitting in the back of a police car and all you have to talk about is how you, Haley and Peyton compare to Winnie the Pooh? Who would I be?"
"You are like the bear, whatever his name is, don't worry, I have a plan... You never trust me Lucas... never" Brooke said crossing her arms.
"Alright... you 2 I am new in this town so I am afraid I don't know your names..." The officer said turning into the police station
"Right... Our names" Lucas stuttered
"Cecelia... Cecelia Smith and Simon Camden" Brooke smiled. Sometimes she even surprised her self with how smart she could be.
"Right... Cecelia and Simon well I am going to have to call your parents" The officer said finishing off his donut.
"Do you really want to do that Mr. Officer man? Wow... That outfit is so tight on you... It forms around your fat so well... You are so sexy, what do you say we leave Simon here in the car and you and I go and... talk" Brooke said smiling seductively and rubbing the officers shoulders.
"Um, sure" The officer smiled
"Right... Why don't you go over there to that building and I will meet you there..."
"Ok...." The officer said grinning from ear to ear.
"So she helped that Jake boy kid nap your sweet little baby and sent you to the wrong place to get her?" Annie asked tears streaming down her face
"Yes... All because she was upset I wouldn't sleep with her" Nikki said pretending to cry
"That is horrible! I knew there was something off with that girl! Well we will do something about it as soon as everyone gets home" Annie said comforting Nikki
"Thank you Annie... I always knew you were a wonderful girl... If only I had stayed a 50 year old man... Then we might have something" Nikki smiled
"Well I had better go and get the boys from school... It was there first day you know"
"Yes... You do that" Nikki smiled
"Go Lucas! He is going to come out any minute looking for us!" Brooke yelled as they ran down the street away from the police station
"I am going! Where are we going to go?"
"Home and hide upstairs... They will never find us there!" Brooke said turning behind an old building
"Wait... Come in here! Lucas said running into an AA building
"Lucas... I know I like to drink but come on... I don't need AA"
"No to hide Brooke..." Lucas said pulling her into the session
"Yes... May we help you?" The woman standing at the front of the room asked
"Yea... Um, My name is Deb Scott and I am an alcoholic! Brooke said out of breath.
"Hello Deb" Everyone said
"And you sir?"
"Um... Um... My name is Keith Scott and I am an alcoholic?" Lucas asked
"Yes you are... Very good of you admitting this Keith..."
"Hello Keith" Everyone said
"I also have a problem with showing way too much cleavage and wearing close that are way too hoochy for a 47 year old woman!" Brooke said trying to think of things she hated about Deb
"Yea... and I am just kind of a Goomer and everyone calls me Boozy" Lucas laughed
"It's ok... we are here to help you too... My name is Julie" The lady said
"Julie was an alcoholic" Everyone said together
"Looks like she converts people to zombies now...." Brooke whispered
"We have found a way to get away from our drinking problems... we eat now... non stop" Julie smiled
"Wow... Your right Id dint notice it before but there is no one in this room under 200 pounds is there?" Lucas asked
"No..." Everyone smiled
"Right... well I think it is time Boozy and I here left... Nice to see you all" Brooke smiled
"No! You must stay!" Julie yelled
"No... really its ok... Um we need to get out of here... You don't want Keith here to blow up the place with his flammable gas now do you?"
"Now, now, now, you are here... You must now sit here and tell everyone your story and why you are an alcoholic" Julie said pointing them to 2 empty chairs
"Oh god... Annie said I as going to have to pay for my sins... Maybe she was right!"
"Ok my sweet boys, how was school?" Annie asked loading the boys into the car
"Good" Sam said
"Yea good" David repeated
"That's my good boys..." Annie smiled
"We learned a new song! B is for Bunny, bounce, bounce, bounce " Sam said excitedly
"But then I changed the words to B is for Beer, booz, booz, booz!" David said proudly
"No!"
Peyton walked down the street with Martin.
"So Peyton... I think we should take the next step in our relationship" Martin said kissing her
"What? Like go steady?" Peyton laughed
"I was going to say more like get married" Martin said
"What? Married? You and me? Are you crazy?" Peyton yelled
"Crazy in love with you!" Martin smiled
"Martin... I don't think we are ready for that I mean... Come on..."
"Peyton! I love you! If I didn't I wouldn't have spent he past 3 weeks collecting everything from your hair to your spit!" Martin pleaded
"Ew! You got my spit? What the hell did you want that for?"
"Let me show you something..." Martin said pulling her towards a big building
"What?"
"Well... I don't know how to tell you this but... I had you cloned!" Martin yelled
"What?" Peyton yelled
"Just kidding... but they said as soon as they know how to clone they will clone you, But seriously... marry me?"
Brooke and Lucas walked towards the house, Lucas giving Brooke a piggyback ride since she had forgotten her shoes at the pool.
"Good Job Lucas..." Brooke laughed
"What? Would you rather be in jail right now?" Lucas asked
"Thanks Luke" Brooke smiled
"For what?"
"For everything I guess... But mostly the sex" Brooke giggled
"Your welcome, we're here" Lucas said dropping her down
"Well well well, Yes you are" Nikki smiled from the door
"Oh God... This is so typical... Nikki, Nikki, Nikki, What are you doing here?" Brooke asked glaring at Nikki
"Well on my way back from Seattle I thought I would stop here and see my old friend Annie. Lucas I see you took the whore back. I figured you would, Your both lying assholes" Nikki smiled
"Hey!" Lucas started
"Calm down Luke... my fight is with Lea here"
"What Nikki... Get to Seattle and realize little Jenny wasn't there?" Brooke laughed
"Something like that"
"Oh My God Luke! This is perfect! Nikki bitch here can come and be on Jerry with us! This is totally awesome!"
Spoilers: JERRY, JERRY, JERRY!