Ok the countdown continues! This is the 2nd to last chapter! This one will focus tying everything up and stuff like that. Then next chapter will be in t he future a few years and we can see how their lives turned out and what kind of affect living with the Camdens really had on them.

"I hate family meetings... we're not family so why do we have to come? Don't make me go Lucas... Please, pretty please, I will do anything... Why do we have to go?" Brooke whined as she and Lucas walked into the living room

"I don't know Brooke... lets think. Maybe it is the fact that you got Simon and Kevin drunk, drug them to Wilmington, and broke like 100 laws while you were down there plus you wrecked Simon's car on the way back!" Lucas laughed

"Yea... well, you lost that stupid contest!" Brooke said in her defense. She couldn't think of anything better at the moment.

"Ouch!"

"Now that everyone is here... We need to talk" Annie said forcing a smile

"You almost killed my husband and the father of my baby!" Lucy screamed in Brooke's face

"Ah! Personal space!" Lucas said sliding away from the wrath of Lucy

"So which was it? Your husband or the father or you baby because I only took one with me, you're a very cranky woman" Brooke giggled

"Woman! Is that what you think I am? Just Woman?" Lucy cried running to Eric

"I kind of thought you were a man until I walked in on you in the shower that day...Yikes, My eyes are still recovering"

"Time out...Now here is what we are going to do... It is going to be kind of like confession. You will say what bothers you about anyone who is bothering you" Annie smiled

"YAY! Ok I will go first... Lucy, you are a stubborn ugly man like daddy's girl who still cries when she doesn't get whatever she wants, Simon. You try to be cool and talk all-bad but when it comes right down to it you are just like Lucy! Eric... You are a druggie! Get help, now...Annie, you are an obsessive compulsive bitch who use to date Nikki, enough said there. Um, Martin! You are too obsessed with Peyton! No one is that hot! My god she was only an 8.6 and that was with naked pictures... I had a 9.7 with just my interests...Get a life!" Brooke smiled sitting back down in Lucas's lap. It felt good to get that off her chest

"Brooke!" Peyton yelled

"Sorry... You know the saying, Friends don't let friends date Martin"

"I thought it was Friends don't let friends date Lucas" Peyton laughed

"Yea it is! What kind of friend are you! Look who I am dating Peyton whatever your middle name is Goldilocks Sawyer! What kind of friend are you? Huh?"

"I love you too Brooke" Lucas laughed

"Sorry I was just making a point"

"Right... now that Brooke has done her ranting would anyone else like to say anything to Brooke?" Annie asked.

Brooke looked around the room giving everyone her evil eye.

"I would like to say something to Lucas... Lucas I hope that you don't marry this woman or have children with her because I don't... I don't want to live in a world with little Brooke's running around to mess up my babies life" Lucy cried into Eric's shoulder.

"Don't worry, be happy" Eric said in a daze

"Right well... Eric and I came to a decision last night. Your school has been built back and it's time that you all went back to your home. I think you have done enough damage to my family" Annie laughed angrily.

"No! If they leave I will kill myself!" Ruthie said pulling a gun out of her pocket

"What! That's crazy" Nathan laughed

"You doubt me? I will do it! Because of you people I am having sexual dreams about fish! Every time I see Mr. Bubbles our class fish I get excited and think dirty thoughts!" Ruthie yelled

"We don't want Brooke to leave" Sam cried

"We love Brooke... she showed us that boys and beer are fun" David said wiping a tear from his cheek.

"I want them to leave!" Lucy yelled

"Ruthie put that gun away, Sam and David... You like girls... not boys! Lucy, don't worry they are all leaving" Annie smiled

"Life is pointless" Ruthie cried as Martin took the gun away from her

"You all may stay 2 more nights but no more... now you had better go and get packing" Annie laughed obviously very pleased with herself.

"Fine! But when your daughter kills herself and your sons are too afraid to admit they are Gay! GAY GAY GAY GAY! Its all your fault!" Brooke yelled as Lucas drug her upstairs with Nathan's help. This was totally unfair to her. She had done nothing but help this family and here they were kicking her out! Sending her back to Tree Hill where she had nothing!

"Brooke... we can go home!" Lucas comforted

"But I wanna stay here with Goldilocks and Tinker belle! It isn't fair! We need to call Deanna and Jordan so that they can come and kill them for us and then we can live here and have 100 children to corrupt the 800 that Lucy will have and then you can get old and die and I will be left a poor beautiful widow and I will re marry to Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's future son and it will be like Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher!" Brooke cried

"Brooke... First of all you have put way too much thought into this, second of all it would be more like Annie and Tim than Demi and Ashton" Lucas laughed

"No it won't because I am not going to get old"

"Ah! Its time!" Tim yelled from the bathroom

"No! I don't want to go yet!" Brooke cried harder

"I think he means for the "baby"" Lucas laughed

Lucas and Brooke joined Tim in the bathroom where there was water all over the floor

"Tim? What did you do?"

"My water broke" Tim said holding up a busted water bottle

"You have to be kidding me!" Brooke laughed

"Ah! It hurts! I am going to die" Tim whined reaching down his pants and pulling out a chicken egg

"I didn't see that coming"

"It's almost there... come on Hasty!" Tim said patting the egg as it hatched

Out popped a little yellow chick

"Oh My God! Tim had a chicken!" Brooke squealed

"I see that..."

"Lucas! Lucas! I want chicken!" Brooke pleaded seeing how cute and tiny it was

"His name is Hasty. Hoho Anus Squeakifer Tensile Yuppie the III... AKA Hasty" Tim smiled

"Uh huh... Good thing it wasn't a real child" Brooke laughed

"What do you mean not a real child? All babies look like this until the stork comes and makes them into a real boy or girl... now if you would excuse me I need some time with Hasty here... we need to bond"

Haley sat in the boys room with Nathan folding his clothes neatly into his suitcase.

"So Haley... I was thinking, I think we should get married now" Nathan finally said after he had gathered the courage.

"Nathan... Here? Now? Why?" Haley laughed

"Because that preacher dude is so stoned he would do anything! Plus we could have sex before we leave"

"Nathan..."

"No Haley! Before you say no you just have to remember that I love you and I want to be with you forever!"

"I was going to say your flies unzipped but that is nice to know" Haley laughed

"Hales... Come on" Nathan begged

"Why not...Lets do it!"

"Do what?" Peyton asked carrying her clothes for Haley to fold.

"Haley and I are getting..."

"A fish!" Haley broke in

"Lovely... just don't get it near Ruthie" Peyton laughed

"We are! Finally! I have wanted a fish forever! Thank you Haley! You are the best!" Nathan yelled hugging Haley totally forgetting the real issue.

"Right..."

"Can we name him Sir Humps a lot Jr.? Please?" Nathan begged

"Oh but then what will Brooke and Lucas name their future son?" Haley laughed folding his last shirt and putting it into the suitcase.

"True... Then we are going to name it Sukina Weiner" Nathan said putting his foot on the floor

"What was that?" Peyton laughed

"I am putting my foot down... That's what Dan says when he does stuff"

"Ah! What am I thinking marrying this man!" Haley snorted

"What!" Peyton yelled

"Yea... we aren't getting a fish... we're getting married!" Haley laughed

"I see how it is Haley! You just don't love me enough to get me a fish!" Nathan yelled as he stomped out of the room

Annie skipped around the kitchen happily. She was finally getting her family back to normal. She couldn't wait! Her boys would be back to normal, Ruthie would get out of her punk phase and Simon would spend more time with sweet Cecelia rather than stalking Brooke and Peyton with Martin. Everything was going to be ok again!

"Hey Mrs. Doubt fire... can you throw me those cans of whipped cream?" Brooke asked

"Mrs. Doubt fire was I man... and no! It is sinful to use condiments during sex... what am I saying... It is sinful to even have sex out of wedlock!"

"Right... Actually I was going to make Lucas an ice cream Sunday..." Brooke laughed

"Oh well here.." Annie said handing them to Brooke

"Of course that Sunday is going to be on my chest but hey! Thanks!" Brooke giggled leaving Annie in the kitchen. That woman was so easy to piss off. She was really going to miss that. Of course there was always Danny boy she could make mad at home but he was nothing compared to this woman.

"Hey Pimpy! You ready for me to rock your world?" Brooke asked meeting Lucas in the hall.

"Cant... we're out" Lucas said holding up am empty condom box

"No! I swear! That is one thing I am not going to miss about this town... you can't buy anything in bulk"

"I'm gonna change your name from Cheery to Grouchy" Lucas laughed

"It's still better then Pimpy... Come on lets go tease Tim!"

While everyone else spent the day packing, or in Brooke and Lucas's case... searching everywhere for a condom that might have fallen out of the box, Haley and Nathan wrote their vowels.

"Hey Haley! How do you spell Pokemon?" Nathan yelled from the other room

"Um, Nathan I swear to god if the word Pokemon is in our wedding vowels I will call the whole thing off right there"

"What about Digimon?"

"Nathan!"

"Yugioh?"

"No Japanese animated cartoons!" Haley finally shrieked

"Ah Damn! I have to redo the whole thing now"

"I found one!" Haley heard Brooke yell

"I knew we had to have dropped one at some point"

"Looks like Brooke and Lucas are going to play a nice round of Hide and Seek..." Peyton laughed helping Tim into the bedroom

"What are you doing?" Haley asked

"Tim is sore..."

"I think something is wrong with Hasty... We wont take to my breast!" Tim cried

"Hey... I have to go and talk to Martin... Will you watch him?" Peyton begged

"Nathan and I have to finish our vowels..."

"Great! Tim can help! Have fun!" Peyton said sprinting out of the room before Haley had a chance to object

"Oh god my eyes!"

"Looks like Peyton went through the wrong bedroom... Alright Tim, Your ready for this?" Haley asked

"Isn't he beautiful? He has Annie's eyes and my mouth!" Tim cried

Peyton walked to Martin's room where he was singing under his breath.

"There's no hatin Peyton, She's the apple of my eye

There's no hatin Peyton, she is beautiful even if you aren't high

P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-Peyton!

P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-Peyton!" He sang

"Martin, we need to talk" Peyton laughed

"What about my sweet?"

"Well as you know we have to leave soon and well you and I need to cool off"

"What? Why?" Martin asked

"Because you are obsessed! You are to me like a 15 year old is to Chad Michael Murray! It's flattering but it's just too much to handle right now"

"Ok... I see" Martin smiled

"So your ok with this?" Peyton asked hugging him

"Totally... you had better go and pack"

Peyton gave him one last hug and then left the room.

"I call for the power of 3! Curse that Peyton girl I see! Make her hair fall out in places and she may see that bad looks on all the boys faces!"

"Wow... That was good! I didn't know you had it in you Broody!" Brooke giggled slipping on her shirt

"Yes... Thank you very much!"

"Are you 2 finished playing Duck and Cover?" Peyton yelled from outside the door.

"Why yes we are! Thank you for asking this time" Brooke yelled back

"Right then... Ok Haley and Nathan are getting married tomorrow before we leave... well that is if they can talk Stoner into it so you guys are invited"

"Aren't they like already married?" Brooke asked confused

"No..." Peyton and Lucas both laughed

"Well someone is..."

"What do you mean?" Lucas asked

"Yea I'm not quite sure... I'll get back to you when I know" Brooke giggled. The look of confusion on Lucas's face was classic.

"Right..."

"Oh by the way... Luke you are riding home with the boys... Peyton, tutor girl and I are leaving as we came"

"Great... Nathan, Tim and the Chicken" Lucas laughed

Everyone said their goodbyes that night. All the guns had been hidden so that Ruthie couldn't shoot herself. Brooke gave the twins each an issue of play girl and a Chippendale calendars that when they did come to terms with the fact that they were gay they would have some descent porn to look at. Annie was overjoyed with the whole situation and even gave Brooke a hug. Eric agreed to do the wedding after Brooke had slipped him a joint she had stolen from Tim. Everyone seemed pretty ok with what was going to happen now except for Ruthie who was dressed entirely in black.

"Brooke... it has been interesting" Annie said trying to force a smile

"Hell is more like it... But that's ok, I have learned a lot. Not that I listened to any of it but hey!" Brooke laughed

The next morning came early. When Brooke snuck back into the girls room Haley was already awake getting ready for her big day.

"Weren't you and Lucas out of condoms?" Haley asked as Brooke jumped into her bed

"Yes we were, and still are but we decided that we would be mature adults and go one night with out sex" Brooke smiled

"Good job Brooke!"

"Yea... we caved about 3:15 so with my luck I am probably preggers now" Brooke laughed

"Brooke!" Peyton yelled waking up

"Yea... Ok let's get you ready for your wedding tutor girl!"

After getting ready for about 3 hours they were finally ready and everyone met at the church. The wedding was small and quiet. Tim cried through the whole first half and Annie joined in at the ½ waypoint. Now it was time for the vowels.

"I Haley, take you Nathan to be my husband. I love you and will always love you. I promise to never be persnickety towards you and I will be a protudo wife" Haley smiled

"I Nathan, take you Haley to be my lover. I promise I will never cheat on you like Lucas did Brooke or become obsessed with you like Martin did Peyton. I will always choose sex with you over watching crappy reruns of Family Guy and Oh yea I love you" Nathan smiled.

"I know pronounce you Husband and Wife!" Eric yelled in joy taking a puff of his joint.

The Tree Hill kids left Glen Oak nothing like it was before. They had educated an entire town in just a few months...they themselves had changed too. Brooke was now with Lucas, Haley married to Nathan. Peyton alone, and Tim a happy father.

Spoilers: Next Chapter is the last! It will take place a few years in the future to see who everyone really ended up with... Hmmm PLEASE REVIEW!