Chapter Four:
Exactly one week after the "squirrel incident"..The band was on theirway to Toronto! Equipped with candy, pop and paper towels for Dewey's drooling, they were set...Except, Freddy was getting very antsy..Everyday he tried to get IHOP..But, never did..Summer was determined to keep him from ever going there again.
Freddy: I can't take it anymore! I - need - IHOP!
Summer: Well, you're not getting it, Jones
Freddy: Summer..Tink..Best band manager in the history of earth..Please, I beg you..Let me go to IHOP!
Summer: That's..sweet, Spazzy..But, no
Freddy: Summer..Don't go back to the front..Look an IHOP! Please!
Summer: Um..Let me explain this to you in a better way (Summer smacks Freddy over the head with her clipboard)
Freddy: Owh! That hurt!
Summer: Good...I...
Then was when Freddy grabbed Summer by the arm and pulled her into his arms...He kissed her on the lips, neither of then stopping. Katie was glaring at them, she liked Freddy a lot and didn't want anything to happen between her best friend and crush, that would be a living hell for her...When they stopped, Summer hit Freddy over the head again with her clipboard.
Freddy: Not again...Didn't you like that?
Summer: No! It was nauseating..I'm going to throw up
Freddy: It wasn't that bad
Summer: It was..Now go..Just leave me the hell alone
Freddy: Whatever..Anyone have some Tylenol?
Summer: Deal with your damn headache, Jones..Hell knows I have one now too...I need my Clomipramine And some Tylenol..Who has it?
Dewey: I do (pulls out two bottles)
Summer: Thank God
Alicia: So..What are the names of these people we're meeting today?
Dewey: Well..My niece's name is: Sam, she's the same age as you guys..Nathan is seventeen, Greg is fifteen, Luke is eleven, Brandon isseven and Nemo is four
Everyone by Dewey: Nemo?
Dewey: I know, guys...My brother Doofy was high or something when they named their last kid..So, don't say anything about the name
Zack: Doofy?
Dewey: Don't ask about that either
Shrugging that off, the band spent the rest of the ride to Dewey's brother's home in silence...They watched the scenery with boredom..Until finally they arrived at a huge mansion like home...The band was in awe of how big it was.
Tomika: You're brother lives here?
Dewey: Yes..He does
Freddy: Damn! How rich is he?
Dewey: He's a stock broker..His wife is a pediatrician...So, their rich
Zack: You're brother lives here?
Dewey: YES! He lives here..Why the hell don't you believe me?
Katie: We do, Dewey..It's just..Wow..If your own brother lives likethis and you..Live in a apartment..Wow
Dewey: Whatever..Let's go in
Before they could get into the door, it burst open and a man, who looked like Dewey's twin came running out and hugged his brother..Behind him was a woman who looked in here forties with short blonde hair, she was carrying a newborn baby...Next to her were five blonde haired boy and one blonde girl, they all smiled widely at the band.
Doofy: Dewey! My brother..How's life been for you?
Dewey: It's been great..Did Charlotte and you had another kid I see
Charlotte: Yes, yes..This is our new baby: Kayleigh, she is only three weeks old
Doofy: Adorable, isn't she?
Dewey: Yeah...This is my band, the "School of Rock"..Our guitarist: Zack Mooneyham... Bassist: Katie Brown... Drummer: Freddy Jones...Keyboardist: Lawrence Tsai...Back-up singers: Tomika Hussen, Alicia Allen and Marta Hale..Band manager: Summer Hathaway...Roadie: Gordon Infante and Marco Hosey...Security: Frankie Massagli and Leonard Hawkins..Last but not least, our Groupies/Roadies: Eleni Jones and Michelle Green
Doofy: Hey, little buddies!
Doofy ran around and hugged all of the kids..Who were kind of freaked by him..He was really strange..When that was over, Doofy ran back over to his wife, putting his arm around her shoulder and walking towards his front door.
Doofy: Come on it guys!
Summer (whispering to Freddy): Ok, so...He's either really happy..or he's just fucking crazy
Freddy (whispering to Summer): Hmm..hmm..Nice philosophy..I guess I'll be sticking by you a lot during this tour
Summer: Damn..I just made a huge mistake
Freddy: Come on, Tinkerbell..I'm not that bad..I'm think of myself as the sexiest thing on earth
Summer: Yeah, whatever
Freddy: Come on..You know you want me
Summer: More than you know
Freddy: What?! Did you just actually say that? I knew it! I knew you loved me!
Summer: I don't..I just said the wrong thing..It was a moment of delusion, Jones. I think my Clomipramine is really getting to my head(walking away from Freddy)
Freddy: Come on! You're blind to the truth!
Summer: Leave me alone!
Freddy followed Summer around, bugging her. That stopped when they caught up with the band, they stopped and quickly agreed to forget that had ever happened. Sitting down in the huge living room, Doofy smiled goofy (A/N: Hey! I just rhymed!) at them, while Charlotte went to get some "Orange Slice" from the kids. Sam, the niece the same age as the kids in the band, was sitting by Freddy..She was staring at him, not looking at anything else at all.
Sam: So..Freddy is it?
Freddy: Uh huh
Sam: Whatever..I love you!
Freddy: What?
Sam: Love! It's love at first sight! Marry me and we can have little Freddy's running around in no time! We can live a mary-sue life
Freddy: What the hell is a "mary-sue" life?
Sam: How do you think my life is? (tries to kiss Freddy)
Freddy: Don't touch me...I have a girlfriend (A/N: liar)
Sam: Who?
Summer: Me (everyone gasps)
Freddy: Really? I mean..Yes, she is
Summer: I am (licks lips)
Freddy: Yup..You are
Summer almost cracked up at this, so did Freddy..But, they held that in and jumped at each other, starting to make-out...Everyone else in the band knew what was going on and tried to hold back their laughing also...When everything stopped, Sam stormed out of the room, crying. Doofy didn't seem to care, because he started talking about hockey.
Marco: That was hysterical!
Alicia: It was...But, were you joking?
Freddy and Summer: Yes
Tomika: You sure?
Freddy and Summer: Yes, absolutely
Zack: Don't talk together...It get's kind of creepy after a while
Summer: Jones is freaky
Freddy: Thanks, Hathaway
After hours of talking, the band had dinner..Take-out surprisingly..They then decided to go swimming in the huge indoor pool....To Freddy's dismay, Sam came along too..After what had happened in the living room, hours earlier. After a couple of minutes of swimming, Sam was the last one to jump in. Freddy quickly went underwater and planned on staying like that for a very long time..He had set the band record by being able to stay under for almost two minutes.
Sam: Freddy? Freddy, where are you? I love you!!!
Freddy was trying to stay under but up from underwater, Freddy gasped for breath only to see Sam running towards him. Running off Freddy didn't actually get very far before Sam jumped him.
Freddy: Get off of me!
Sam: Love rules! I love you!
Freddy: Psycho
Sam: Love makes - you - do - crazy - things!
Sam pushed Freddy underwater and sat on his back. Trying to get out from the water, Freddy scratched Sam's legs with his sharp fingernails. When he finally managed to get up, he ran out of the pool and up to Summer who was standing by the edge of the pool, wondering what had just happened.
Summer: What did she do to you?
Freddy (spitting up water): S-she..She's fricking crazy! She just triedto kill me!
Summer: So..That's what happened..Sam, get you ass up here now!
Sam (sweetly): What?
Summer: You-you..You tried to kill Freddy! Um...Someone go get Dewey and tell him that we are not staying here any longer!
Katie: I'll gladly go tell him (runs off)
Not even thirty minutes later, Dewey was driving off in the van wondering what had happened...The teens really didn't want him to know.