Disclaimer~ I do now own Yu-Gi-Oh. If I have to say it again I am going to cry.
Me~ Uber sorry that I have not updated in over a month. I have been busy with school and all this other crap. Not to mention writing all my Christmas one shots.
Myself~ Stop making excuses and write the chap!
I~ I am soooo happy to have you back! ::hugs Myself::
Myself~ Happy to see you to. Get her off!
Me~ Ahh yes there is going to be a hint of lime, not badly cause I have just gotten over reading intense lime. Now I am trying my writing at it. Don't worry nothing bad just a bunch of undertones!
Me~ Well onto the fic! And it is a longer chap!
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Run no More
Chap 18~ Dancing Yami's and Saving Decks
Jou was hopping around and richly furnished mansion with a giddy look on his face. Mokuba was currently watching him like he was an idiot.
"Jou please explain what you are doing?" Mokuba finally asked.
"Yami finally found the spell to save my deck!" Jou sang totally off key.
"Sing like that again mutt and I am going to have to get a new vase." Seto scoffed as he walked into the room, his heels making a clinking noise with every step.
"You seem so enthusiastic." Jou mocked back.
"I told you that I am on weekend mode, I don't need to be enthusiastic."
"You where pretty enthusiastic last night." Jou smiled devilishly. Mokuba coughed and went to sit down on the couch in the other living room; Seto just went redder then a tomato.
"Perv." Seto coughed getting his regular pale complexion back.
"Aww come one sweetie don't be like that." Jou pouted wrapping his arms around Seto's neck.
"I do not wished to be called a food. That is degrading and lowers my reputational status." Seto informed him.
"Reputational status? Is there even such a word as reputational?" Jou asked.
"Yes there is. Anymore questions?"
"Then what should I call you? Yugi calls his yami a bunch of pet names." Jou blinked up with his large amber eyes.
"What in the world would that blasted pharaoh let Yugi call him?" Seto asked trying to imagine Yami responding to muffin or other obscene food products.
"Lets see, there is snuggle fuzzy bunny, chocobat, sweet sugar cupcake, frosting yummie." Jou said naming every name he heard Yugi call Yami. As each name was rattled off Seto's grin grew wider.
"If you are going to call me anything, you can call me master." Seto said, not thinking, in a tone filled with authority.
"Kinky." Jou responded wiggling his eyebrows.
"How the hell does he find so many undertones-" Seto couldn't finish his thought for just as the doorbell rang Jou jumped on his in fear.
"Please don't mind Jou and my brother." Mokuba said leading them to the staircase that was on the other side of the living room.
"Why? Are they killing each other?" Yami smirked thinking about how he could tease Seto about it.
"Actually you would be surprised at what they where-" All three stopped dead in their tracks, wide-eyed and gapping like a fish. Jou's body was sandwiched between the wall and Seto's body. One of Jou's hands was being held level with his head and the other was around Seto's waist. The unoccupied hand of Seto Kaiba was under Jou's shirt working his abdomen. Yami walked directly behind Seto and started poking his back.
"Excuse me but, CAN YOU TWO GET A ROOM!" Yami shouted at them. This, in turn, received a hard kick in the shin from Jou and a deep moan from Seto.
"You fucking, damn, son of a………" Yami then continued to mutter his obscenities in Egyptian while hopping around on his good leg.
"What was that moan for?" Jou smirked one he finally pulled his mouth and tongue from Seto's.
"Next time when you go to kick that dammed pharaoh, go around my legs and not between them." Seto informed his he pushed himself off the blond youth.
"How about not kicking me at all." Yami growled still hopping around.
"That really wasn't very nice Jou." Yugi tried to reprimand, but his height and young looking features made the statement dull.
"Yelling in my ears wasn't a nice thing either." Seto said as he tried to clean out his ear.
"Umm yea………I am going to play in my room." Mokuba said slinking up the stairs.
"So exactly how long have you and Kaiba been going at it." This statement received yet another hard kick in the other shin from none other then Seto.
"Damn, ass hole, bitch CEO………" Yami once again, reverted to Egyptian.
"Umm 10 hours ago." Jou smiled. Yami lost his footing on the last hop and fell to the floor. Yugi giggled a bit before deciding to help his darker half up.
"I have blackmail on you!" Yami shouted getting up like there was no more pain in his black, blue and purple shins.
"I have blackmail on you too." Seto smirked with a mischievous gleam in his eyes.
"Wow he does have enthusiasm on weekend mode." Jou muttered.
"What would you have on me that I would care so much about?" Yami asked tossing on of his bangs back.
"Snuggle funny bunny, sweetie candy bar, chipmunk cute face, big fluffy pillow." Seto said rambling off every name Jou told him. With every mane that was spoken from Seto's mouth Yami slowly fell back down to the floor.
"My reputational status is gone!" Yami sobbed.
"There is such a thing!" Jou said in amazement.
"Shh it's ok Yami." Yugi cooed trying to get Yami to stop crying.
"Just wait till I tell Bakura." Seto threatened.
"Actually Ryou calls him a bunch of pet names too." Jou mumbled.
"Really!" Yami perked up as he listened to Jou rattle every name he heard, Seto stood quietly off to the side making mental note of each name.
"Now that we have blackmail on everyone that we know, can we get back to what we originally came here to do." Yugi asked impatiently tapping his foot.
"So what do you have to do?" Jou asked sitting on Seto's lap, who was on the living room floor.
"Well I am going to set your deck here and then incant the spell." Yami explained setting the cards in the middle of a previously made circle.
"What do you have to incant?" Jou asked now pushing his stupidity level with Yami.
"Wait and see." Yami almost growled, his left eye twitching. Yami took the deck out of the bag that they where in and spread all the cards out into a half circle. Then he pulled out a leather bound book and started reading from it. The circle around the deck started to glow mustard yellow as Yami put the book down. Then Yami did something that would scar all their minds for generations to come, he started to dance. Not that he was dancing horridly; it was the dance that was horrid. It looked like a cross between the locomotion, the Macarena and walk like an Egyptian. (A/N: I don't own those either) Everyone just stared and randomly blinked as Yami did his dance and as the glow died down. Once the glow was completely gone Yami stopped dancing, to their relief, and gathered up the cards before handing them to a dumbfounded Jou.
"Are you going to take your deck?" Yami asked annoyed.
"What the hell was that?" Jou asked in a plain tone. Yami took Jou's hand and placed the deck in it.
"That was the ritualistic cleansing dance that only the most noble people ever saw." Yami boasted looking proud. Everyone fell over laughing; Seto smirked knowing he got the whole thing on film.
"What in the world is so funny? You should be privileged to even see that dance."
"Y-Yes w-we where." Jou got out between giggles.
"But if I remember correctly Seto was a good dancer, especially when Jou was watching." Yami said revenge laced into every word. Seto went into a coughing fit and Jou being the brightest racked his brain to remember.
"He did? When?" Jou opened his big mouth causing everyone to fall over.
"Umm I think he was talking about ancient Egypt Jou." Yugi answered.
"I have told you before, I do not believe in that.' Seto announced. Now everyone was looking at him like he was an idiot.
"I am not even going to bother." Yami sighed.
"Yami and I should be going home now. Grandpa needs help with the shop." Yugi said getting up off the floor.
"Thanks for everything." Jou shouted from the doorway. Yami and Yugi turned around waving good-bye showing that they acknowledged.
"Should we go back to what we where doing before?" Seto whispered leaning into Jou's neck.
"Sure." Jou whispered slamming the door shut.
Me~ AHA! Long chap!
Myself~ You are evil. Kicking Yami in the shins twice.
I~ The only thing that was evil where those pet names!
Me~ Yes I know. My stomach was turning when I was writing those.
Myself~ I didn't find them that bad.
I~ Where did your brain go Myself?
Myself~ I knew I left something in the thief's bag!
~somewhere in the world where the EYMT is~
EYMT~ My bag feels a bit heavy. ::reaches into bag and feels the brain left by Myself::
EYMT~ Ewwwwwwww.
~back to the interesting people~
Me~ Ok now we need to hunt down her brain. I will try to update faster next time.
All~ Byes!