Chapter Eleven:

Freddy got out of the shower and slowly walked over to his hotel bed, Zack was passed out..He had gotten into the liquor again...Freddy sighed, turning the television onto MTV and watching Bowling for Soup's music video of "1985." Bobbing his head to the tune of the song, he grabbed his lighter off the dresser and a notebook full of paper..Laying back onto the bed, he started the notepad on fire..Watching in amusement, chuckling to himself, at how clever he was acting...But, then the phone rung...Picking it up, he sighed.

Freddy: Hello? Freddy "The Playa" Jones speaking.
Voice: Is this Freddy? It's Torrie Wilson
Freddy: Um..No..This can't be Torrie Wilson..She would never call me
Torrie: But..It Me
Freddy: What color hair do I have?
Torrie: Um..Blonde
Freddy: What kind of shoes do I wear?
Torrie: Black and blue Vans
Freddy: OH...My...GOD!!! THIS IS TORRIE! OH MY FREAKING GOD!
Torrie (laughs): Calm down

Freddy starts bouncing up and down, happily on his bed...The flaming notebook still in hand, raising his arms in the air, he doesn't notice that he has just dropped the notebook onto the carpeting...He continued to chat with Torrie, until he smelt something..Different.

Torrie: Hello? Cutie? Are you there?
Freddy: Um..What's that s-...Oh my God! I have to go..I set my hotel room on fire!

Hanging up the telephone, Freddy starts to jump up-and-down onto the flaming notebook..But he was too late to save anything..The fire had spread around most of the room and was heading for Zack, jumping over to his best friends bed, he pulled him onto the floor..Zack's body narrowly missing a flame.

Freddy: Zack! Wake up! The room is on fire!
Zack: What? Huh? Oh..Fire! Freddy! What did you do?
Freddy: I set the room on fire
Zack (slaps him across the face): Hello? Isn't that pretty obvious? Now let's get out of her!
Freddy: But...My hair gel!
Zack: Don't worry about you hair gel, you idiot! Worry about your life!!!!

Freddy and Zack frantically ran out of the room, Freddy tripping over his own feet and falling face flat onto the floor. Quickly getting onto his feet again, he looked around to see more fire.

Zack: You idiot! You're burning down the whole hotel!
Freddy: It's not my fault

Zack rolled his eyes and started to run down the staircase, but stopped when he saw Katie run out of her hotel room, crying. Frankie running out from behind her, a mortified look on his face..Frankie tripped at the top of the staircase, rolling all the way down.

Katie: Oh my God! Zack! I was making out with Frankie and..and..The bed started on fire!
Zack: A burning bed? Maybe it's a sign
Katie: Zack!!! I could've died! Do you think I would want my skin to melt with Frankie's?!
Freddy: What a way to die
Zack: Hasn't you're skin melted with Frankie's many times before?
Katie: Well..Not literally!
Zack: Really? Well..I don't know
Freddy: Danger, Zack Mooneyham! Let's get out of her before we're scorched to death!
Zack: Pyromaniacal psychopath

Zack, Katie and Freddy walked down the stairs. Katie wailing about melted skin all the way down, in the lobby they saw their bandmate's. Katie ran up to Leonard and started making out with him.

Dewey: My little homies! What happened?
Zack: Genius here burnt down the building
Dewey: Freddy! I told you to throw all your matches and lighters away!
Freddy: I'm sorry! I couldn't resist, dude.
Dewey: Idiot
Summer: Let's get out of here before we're arrested!

The band all agreed with Summer and ran out of the building, jumping into the tour van and driving off. They all sighed once they were a couple of blocks away from the flaming building.

Summer: Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! Why? Why, Jones? Why?
Freddy: Torrie Wilson called me and I was lighting my notebook on fire and...
Summer: Liar, but It's okay..I love you, Spazzy McGee
Freddy: I love you, Tinkerbelle

The new couple started making out. Disgusted gags and gasps were heard from the teens and Dewey. They didn't care and continued making out.

Alicia: I'm going to be sick
Tomika: The pimp strikes again..Tsk, tsk, tsk

A/N: Hey! Did you like this chappie? I hope you did! R&R...Hey, y'all...Do you like this costume? I'm probably buying it offline and need some opinions..God, her goes the damn link thingy again:

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7. 1287

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