Chapter Twelve:
Lawrence sat staring at the television set in front of him, his eye basically glued to the screen..His favorite show was on. "Days of Our Lives." He needed this show, this soap opera. He freaked out if he missed on episode. Monday through Friday. Noon. This show was so addicting.

Tomika walked into the hotel room and sighed. "Not Again" She thought, shaking her head. Walking over, she shut off the TV. Looking at Lawrence, she swore to God..Which was something she usually never did..That steam came out of his ears.

Lawrence: Turn..That..Back..On..Now!

Tomika: Oh my god..Okay, God..Don't Spaz

Tomika turned the television back on, sitting on the bed opposite of Lawrence. She had never really gotten soap operas. They were just full with things that would never happen in one town. A man powerful and evil enough to kill anyone he wants and getting away with it? Right. The only good thing on those shows were the various hot guys.

Tomika: Why do you like this show?

Lawrence: I don't know. It's just so..Real

Tomika: Oh my..Lawrence..Mr. Cool. Nothing could happen like this in a town..In on single town. Don't you get that?

Lawrence: Don't do it Sami! Don't dump Lucas! Will needs you two to be together!

Tomika: Do you know all their names?

Lawrence: Yes Tomika: Oh my god. I've got to see this

Tomika ran to the next room, her hotel room, and grabbed her prize possession..Her AlienWare laptop. She ran back into the room and quickly looked up "Days of our Lives." Going to the main website.

Lawrence: Test me

Tomika: Okay..Name all the characters

Lawrence: Okay...This'll be easy

Tomika: I bet

Lawrence: Hope, Victor, Jack, Celeste, Philip, Shawn, Lucas, Bonnie, Mimi, Marlena, Doug, Julie, John, Patrick, Lexie, Kate, Brady, Belle, Caroline, Tek, Shawn, Tony, Bo, Jennifer, Alice, Abe, Maggie, Sami, Roman, Cassie, Rex, Nicole...That's everyone who is on now...Oh yeah..Billie too.

Tomika: Oh my god...That is like all correct

Lawrence: YEAH! I AM THE MASTER OF DAYS!

Tomika: I guess you are (laughs)

Lawrence: I love you, Lawrence

Tomika: I love you, Tomika

Lawrence: I love you, Tomika

Tomika: I love myself

Lawrence: I love yourself too

Tomika: I love Zack

Lawrence: Huh?

Tomika: I love Lawrence

Lawrence: Yes!

MARY-SUE ALERT! MARY-SUE ALERT! OH MY GOD, A MARY-SUE! THE HORROR!

A girl appears in the hotel room out of nowhere, at the doorway she stands. Her perfectly straight, long blonde hair gently blows with the air coming from..Someplace. Her crystal blue eyes show sign of...Nothing. Her mouth is hung open, drool rolling down her chin. Revealing her perfectly white, perfectly straight white teeth.

Girl: Hi..I'm Mary-Sue

Lawrence: I'm Lawrence..I love you

Mary-Sue: Want to see me play guitar? I'm perfect..As good as Jimi Hendrix..I am a good singer too. As good as Aretha Franklin and that fat girl from Heart..See? I have the perfect body.

Lawrence: I know you do

Mary-Sue: I know I do too...But, I'm too shy to admit it

Lawrence: I love "Day of Our Lives"

Mary-Sue: I played a character on there once. I am a very talent actress also. Jim Carrey is my uncle.

Tomika: That was random..Very random

Mary-Sue: I already hate you

Lawrence: I already love you

Tomika: Get out

Mary-Sue: Okay. I always listen to what people say.

Mary-Sue leaves. Lawrence stares at the door, drool pouring out of his mouth onto the carpeting. Tomika walks over and slaps him, he comes out of his trance and smiles at her.

Lawrence: I love you

Tomika: I like you too..But, don't ever talk to Mary-Sue again..Because no matter what you do..No matter how hard you try to kill them. It doesn't matter if you use a knife or a 42 caliber..They will just keep coming back. Like Michael, Jason or Freddy K....Watch out for those bitches

(A/N: I know..It was so stupid. R&R and tell me what you think)