New chapter anyone?

Beki I know you are out there!

I have decided to use a couple of your idea's yea ok here I go!

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I lean my head back and look at the drawing I made on the wall a minute ago. Gross. What is wrong with me? I wipe it off with my sleeve.

Wait! What did Oliver mean by "see you when you come down"?!?! (er something like that.) ooh that little turd better not know about this place too. GOD! Can I not have one bloody place to myself?

I throw up my arms exasperatedly, but in doing so I fling my Trans book to the ground. It lands with a POP! on the ground. "Bloody 'ell" I mumble to no one. I make my way down slowly so as to not kill myself (ironic isn't it?) and grab my book. Hey! I wanted to come down anyway, my sleepy head was getting major homing calls from my pillow. Only then I look up to see that my bag is hanging from a post at the top. "AWWW FORK IT!" I yell upsetting some birds. So I climb up AGAIN, and grab the thing, then AGAIN climb back down. By now, expectantly, I feel like I am about to crap out right there.

I slowly open the door of the Owlry and stick my head out of it. Good, no one is here. Slowly I make my way down the corridor.

Walking up the stairs I hear someone going down. Just my luck. It's Snape.

"And what, may I ask, are you doing out of class?" he seethed right in my ear.

This man is my least favorite teacher. Just so you know.

"I did my homework?" I say reaching for my bag and pulling out the potions paper I had earlier ripped so I could use it as a note.

"It's ripped." He said eyeing it.

"It is, but there is a good reason for it." I say pointing my finger at him.

"Don't point at me, this rubbish is unacceptable, I think that you should do it over again, this time three feet of parchment."

Three? Where did this guy get off? That's twice the amount we had to do for homework! I had a hard enough time of getting a foot's worth done!

"Why?" I whine.

"Because you seem to think that I accept work that is torn and done ridiculously badly." He replied with a sneer.

"Ridiculously badly? Is that even a real phrase?" I asked genuinely curious.

"And that would be 10 points from your house for your cheek." He said.

I wanted to bug him, and I really don't care about the house points. So I did.

"My cheek?" I said grabbing my face. "What's wrong with my cheek."

"Another five, and if you don't stop with this smart mouth I will have to take you to see Dumbledore." He said obviously pissed.

Ooh Dumbledunce! I am scared, shaking in me shoes there Professor!

"My mouth is smart?" I said smiling "Why thank you!"

"That is ENOUGH!" he yelled.

"Woah there Professor, no need to get all scary on me." I said putting my hands up. "Listen, I have had a long and tiring day, all I really wanna do is go to my nice cozy bed and lay down."

"You have had a tiring day?" he seethed somewhat amused. "Doing what?"

Uh, being almost raped dumbass.

"A lot. Now if you would please excuse me," I said , " I can hear my pillow calling me."

"MISS STAFF!" he yelled as I started to walk away. "MISS STAFF I SAID COME BACK!"

''No you didn't you just called my name." I said as he started to follow me.

"MISS STAFF!" he roared.

"MR. SNAPE!" I yelled back, catching him off guard. " I HAVE HAD A VERY BAD DAY, NOW I KNOW YOU REALLY DON'T CARE AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU SUCH A JERK. BUT INCASE YOU DO HAVE AN OUNCE OF HUMANITY LEFT IN THE SCRANGLY OLD BODY, I WOULD SUGGEST YOU LEAVE ME ALONE! MY LIFE INCASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, HAS BEEN KINDA BAD LATELY AND SOMETHING HAPPENED THIS MORNING THAT JUST INTENSIFIED THAT HELL. SO IF YOU DON'T MIND SOD THE HELL OFF!"

I thought I had run my point across him pretty well. As he stood there dumbfounded, I walked calmly away, into Ron Weasley who was staring at me with a jaw practically on the floor.

Ooh shit. Now this whole little, uh, argument, (heehee), is going to be over the entire school in a matter of however many seconds it takes the little fart to tell the nearest person.

"You know how to keep you frog face shut right?'' I ask him rather menacingly.

He slowly nodded his head and walked off rather quickly. BWA! I love being threatening.

I continued my original trek to the tower, and my room. As soon as I am within jumping distance of my bed I make a leap for it and crap out. That is until-

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I leave you at a cliffy….MUAHAHAHAH!

Aren't I evil?