Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, or any other characters who are included, but not limited to, JK Rowling's writings of Harry Potter. HA. Fancy shmancy words my butt... but you get the point.

Note: It'll sound a little weird, because I'm trying to keep the FUTURE activities a surprise.

Chapter Five: Total Opposites

Lupin's class sat down and got ready for a very interesting lesson. Today, they would be starting a "strategy" unit. Lupin's own ingenious idea.

He figured that even if they all know how to cast a spell, what was the use if they didn't have a strategy in which to use the spell? And so, this unit was formed.

Watching his students sluggishly sit down, Lupin smiled mischeviously. Today was the day, he would put his "bring Harry Potter and Ron Weasley back to the real world" plan into action. It was foolproof and brilliant.

Nothing could go wrong. He had everything planned. From this activity, old friendships would be renewed, and if the upcoming activities he had convinced the other Hogwarts teachers to create in accordance with the plan, nothing would screw this up.....

Except the four people involved in it.

Lupin stopped smiling.

'What if it does go wrong? What will everyone think of me? Especially after all that reasoning just to get everything ready. Oh dear... Well, at least, it'll be amusing watching them.'

Lupin cleared his throat and proceeded to explain his latest assignment.

'God. I hope I don't have to work with Cho. I mean she's good for making out and stuff, but hell, she is SO annoying. If only I could work with someone like....'

Harry's eyes searched the room, before resting on one beautiful girl, who was frowning in distaste at Lupin's lesson plans.

"Like Lucy."

All eyes turned to him. Including a pair of black ones belonging to Lucy herself.

"What was that, Mr. Potter?" Lupin asked expectantly.

Lupin was estatic. Maybe this plan would take even sooner than he expected. It looked like Harry Potter still had feelings for Lucy.

"Nothing... PROFESSOR Lupin. I was just thinking of all the bitches in our school. My mind just happened to linger longer on the biggest of them all." Harry answered smoothly, although inside he was aching as he said these cruel words.

Harry's gang snickered silently.

Lupin's grin turned into a scowl.

'The nerve of that boy. First he mocks me about being a professor and then for no reason at all it seems like he enjoys putting people down today.'

Lupin was snapped out of his gloomy thoughts when Lucy haughtily retorted.

"I'm so sorry to ruin your golden moment, MR. POTTER. But allow me to help you with your observations. You missed one girl on your list. She has black hair, black eyes, and is currently giving you hickeys. I wonder who that could be."

Cho stood up enraged.

"HOW DARE YOU?!?"

Lucy was up too although Hermione was trying to hold her down.

"DARE TO WHAT?! OF COURSE I DARE! WHY WOULDN'T I? WHAT? BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME? WELL GUESS WHAT LITTLE MISSY, I'M SORRY TO BREAK YOUR HEART, BUT IF YOU HAVE ANY GOOD QUALITIES ABOUT YOU OTHER THAN YOUR HUGE BOOBS AND OVERLY SQUEEZED ASS THEN PLEASE TELL ME. BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, I CAN'T THINK OF ANY!"

"Lucy...." Hermione urgently pleaded, trying to pull her back into her seat. Lucy simply flicked her hands off and continued to maliciously shoot daggers at Cho.

"You...you..." Cho spluttered. She was shocked. Nobody had never screamed at her like that before.

"Oh shutup!" Lucy ended the argument and seated herself back down.

Still worked up, Cho glared at Lucy and then turned to Harry before commanding.

"WELL? SAY SOMETHING TO HER!"

"Why? She's telling the truth. You do have an overly squeezed ass." Harry nonchalantly ignored her request and folded his arms over his broad and muscular chest.

The class laughed and Lupin finally managed to get them to calm down. All through the argument he had remained frozen, but now that he was over, he was eager to begin the project.

Harry was pleased with himself. He thought he had solved everything, until he slipped Lucy a satisfied grin and received in return, a deathly glare and sharp turn of a head.

Then, and only then, Harry felt his world was horrible. He found the one girl he wanted to with, and it turned out, they were total opposites.

AW! Poor sexy Harry! Hehe... review.