Yea this story is really weird, so anyways I OWN NOTHING!!! I know it's sad isn't it.

Rated R for Randomness Chapter 2: Lightbulbs

So where to start, how about right here where Marik is trying to figure out the mystery of

the................ lightbulb!! (insert crazy music) So anyways the lightbulb, he was trying to find out

how it lights up, lucky for us he was to stupid to put it in a lamp, so he had to go and ask

someone, and that someone was Malik because he was the only one home at the time.

"What's a lightbulb do?" asked Marik walking up behind Malik.

"Ahhhhhh What the fuck are you doing?!?!" shouted Malik because that scared the shit out of him.

"Asking what a lightbulb does?"

"What is the ? mark for?"

"What do you mean?"

"I heard a ? in that sentence"

"...................................................................No you didn't"

"Yes I did, now why did you do that?"

"We love questions don't we"

"Don't change the subject"

"I'm not. Hey is that a cheese puff?"

"You are changing the subject!"

"No, we were talking about cheese puffs"

"NO we weren't"

"....Yes"

"No, why would you think that?"

"what is yes"

"What?"

"I like chicken"

"Why must you be so stupid?"

"Why did you kill my chicken?"

"What Chicken?"

"The chicken that you fried in the hobo's fire"

"That wasn't me that was that hobo with a mustache"

"No it was you" "No it wasn't"

"Yes it was"

"NO IT WASN'T"

"What does a lightbulb do?"

"It lights things up and it gives you ideas"

"Really?"

"Yes, now leave me alone"

"Ok" said Marik. So he walked away and then got really bored because his quest of the lightbulb had ended. Then he decided to try something, what that something was he didn't know, so he put the lightbulb above his head then he had an IDEA!!! dun dun dunnn. So with his new idea he crept out of the house.

So that's about it right now, I have no idea what evil or not so evil things he will do, buit meh