OK so this is what the 3rd chapter and Marik is on a quest to do something, yea that sounds boring to me, oh well
Ok Marik is walking down the street trying to do something evil, oh and he has the lightbulb with him for some reason. Anyways back to walking, walking still walking. Then Marik spotted the hobo the burnt his beloved chicken named Betsy.
"You! HOW DARE YOU BURN BETSY!!!" he shouted
"What?"
"Betsy you burned her!"
"No I didn't burn anybody" said the hobo with the mustache.
"Betsy was a chicken!"
"Oh that chicken.......... it was good a little crispy but good"
"I hate you! You.... you homeless person!"
"Homeless I'm the pharo......... uhh shit" said the non-hobo
"Pharaoh?.....Oh my god!!!!!!" shouted Marik pointing at the 'hobo'
"What?"
"Your the pharaoh what the hell?!"
"Yea so?"
"Why are you here?"
"just because"
"No seriously why?"
"Because?"
"no really. hey did you ask a question of me?"
"Maybe?"
"You did it again"
"NO?"
"Stop asking questions!!!!!" shouted Marik covering his ears and running away. He ran around a corner and stopped out of breath. (not very in shape is he?)
"need sugar..... now"
"why?" asked the friendship freak who randomly appeared out of nowhere.
"AHHH!" shouted Marik "Wait didn't I kill you?"
"No"
"Yes I did I remember eating you"
"That depends which story?"
"uhhh I think that one that is the one that I ate you in"
"That didn't help"
"Yes?"
"why did you ask yes?"
"I didn't"
"Yes you did, and just letting you know that I've died or gotten very hurt in 6 of the 8 stories the authoress has" (ha so true)
"Really? cool"
"No it isn't! No one is supposed to hate me!"
"Ummmm just letting you know that everyone hates you"
"NOOOOOOO! I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOUR LIES!!!" she ran off
"Haa that got rid of her, wait she needs to die!!!!" Marik ran off after her, so she can die.
So right to the part where Marik catches up to Tea. We see Marik trying to catch his breath and Tea on the ground curled up in a ball.
"Ahhhh don't hurt me! Everyone needs my speeches!" she begged
" breathe gasp breathe are you kidding? breathe gasp gasp breathe Everyone hates those things"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP ALREADY!!!!!"
"Ok"
"now how to kill you?" asked Marik
"how about you let me go?"
"ummm no" Then Marik remembered the lightbulb. "Ha!" he placed the lightbulb on his head then it started to glow and he got his idea. "I'll drown you!!" he shouted
"How?"
"In the very small fountain that just appeared randomly over there!" he pointed
"Oh well to save you the trouble I'll go drown myself now" she said walking over
"What why?"
"Because no one likes me!!!!!!" she ran and stuck her head in the fountain.
"Oh Ok!" Marik walked off with the lightbulb still on his head.
Later (still with the lightbulb on his head) Marik found himself thinking of many ideas, so
many that it really REALLY hurt his brain. So he decided to go to Ryou's house for
some aspirin. So walking still walking, he found his way there. He went up and rang the doorbell. Some weird sounds could be heard on the other side (don't go there!) then the door opened, but only a bit. Bakura was the one who opened the door and was hidden mostly behind it.
"Yea what do you want?" he asked
"aspirin" Marik said trying to push his way inside.
"No! Stop! Ahhhh! Help! Abuse!" screamed, yes screamed Bakura. But poor him he slipped and fell letting Marik inside. Marik walked in and saw the oh so mighty Bakura in a pink frilly apron.
"Should I ask?"
Bakura didn't answer he just got up and ran back to the kitchen.
"hey wait I'm in need here!" shouted Marik running after him. When he got to the kitchen he saw, some kind of cookie mix or batter thing on the counters and cupboards. There was something in the oven and it looked like a cake. (so much for the cookie mix)
"ummm What are you doing?" asked Marik
"making a cake" said Bakura looking at the ground
"Why?"
"Because I wanted to prove to Ryou that I can use technology!"
"Oh well there shouldn't be smoking coming from the oven"
"NO!" shouted Bakura, he open the oven and took out the cake, it was brunt around the edges but still good.
"you might want to clean up"
"Yes now hold this" said Bakura handing the cake to Marik (wow he didn't get burned) Bakura was racing around cleaning up, so fast that he was done in like five minutes.
"Ok give me the cake back and then I can wait for Ryou to get home and show him that I can use technological stuff" said Bakura proudly, he sat the cake down on the table and waited staring at the door.
Later
Marik had fallen asleep on the floor his headache gone, but Bakura still didn't move.
Later
Same thing
Still Later
Marik woke up because he heard something outside (he has good hearing, let's go with that)
"I think he's here" said Marik
"Really?? YAY!" shouted Bakura running up to the door, flinging (is that a word?) it open, and there stood Ryou key in hand, he was about to open the door but couldn't.
"Hi, umm what are you doing?" he asked
"Waiting for you to get back"
Oh! Why?"
"I made a cake for YOU!" shouted Bakura running to get the cake.
"WHAT!!!!???" shouted Ryou running in after Bakura and looking at the cake. "looks normal, but how did you do that?"
"Very easy, I followed the instructions"
"You read?"
"Yea, you taught me remember"
"Oh yea"
"Try it!" Bakura shoved a fork full into Ryou's mouth "Well??????"
"It's good, actually"
"YAY!!!"
"Umm why is Marik here?"
"He wanted aspirin"
"oh"
"I'm good now" said Marik, he started walking towards the door "see ya"
"Bye"
Marik walking down the street and some other streets to his house, his idea forgotten, his quest done, there was nothing left to do, or was there? He quickly ran inside, to complete his new idea/quest thing.
Yea that was weird never thought stuff like that could happen did ya? That's what I thought. Review plz!