The Package
(Building shown at closing time. Two workers shown closing up building.)
KJ4: Yo, A!
AMD: Wattup, Kain?
KJ4: Can I borrow some money?
AMD: For what?(KJ4 whispers in his ear.) Ohhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.........
(Teletubbyland is shown. The Teletubbies are in house-in-a-hill.)
Po: Package! Package!
Laa Laa: Open it!(Po opens a box.) Ooh.......
Tinky Winky: Lemme see!( Looks inside.) Yay! I got shampoo!(Runs into bathroom to wash his.......head? Turns out to be battery acid, burns a hole in his head.)
Dipsy: Yay! I got hamburger!(Eats hamburger, dies of food poisoning.)
Laa Laa: Yay! I got Tubby Tustad[custard] bow[bowl]!(Eats Tubby Custard out of bowl, but dies because of anthrax in the bowl.)
Po: Yay! I got bubba[bubble] boe-a[blower]!(Bubble blower is gun. He blows himself to bits.)
Noo Noo(Teletubbies slave. Err...... I mean vaccum cleaner.): Vroom Vroom
Bomb: 5 min. to detonation.
Noo Noo: Vroom[Uh-oh].
(4 min. 50 sec. later...)
Noo Noo: Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom![There!]
Baby Sun: Tee hee ha ha ho hee hee ha!(Gets hit by bomb, crashes into Teletubby Land, Baby Sun, Noo Noo, all the frightened rabbits, all get destroyed from explosion that occurs.)
(KJ4 & AMD in spaceship.)
KJ4: 140 degrees north, 85 degrees east.
AMD: No planet or sun. Just a nebula.
KJ4: Ya know what that means?
AMD: Mission accomplished.
KJ4: What I tell you? I told you they were that stupid!
AMD: I know, just wish we were there to see it.
*ENDING*THE END
(Building shown at closing time. Two workers shown closing up building.)
KJ4: Yo, A!
AMD: Wattup, Kain?
KJ4: Can I borrow some money?
AMD: For what?(KJ4 whispers in his ear.) Ohhhhhhh yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.........
(Teletubbyland is shown. The Teletubbies are in house-in-a-hill.)
Po: Package! Package!
Laa Laa: Open it!(Po opens a box.) Ooh.......
Tinky Winky: Lemme see!( Looks inside.) Yay! I got shampoo!(Runs into bathroom to wash his.......head? Turns out to be battery acid, burns a hole in his head.)
Dipsy: Yay! I got hamburger!(Eats hamburger, dies of food poisoning.)
Laa Laa: Yay! I got Tubby Tustad[custard] bow[bowl]!(Eats Tubby Custard out of bowl, but dies because of anthrax in the bowl.)
Po: Yay! I got bubba[bubble] boe-a[blower]!(Bubble blower is gun. He blows himself to bits.)
Noo Noo(Teletubbies slave. Err...... I mean vaccum cleaner.): Vroom Vroom
Bomb: 5 min. to detonation.
Noo Noo: Vroom[Uh-oh].
(4 min. 50 sec. later...)
Noo Noo: Vroom Vroom Vroom Vroom![There!]
Baby Sun: Tee hee ha ha ho hee hee ha!(Gets hit by bomb, crashes into Teletubby Land, Baby Sun, Noo Noo, all the frightened rabbits, all get destroyed from explosion that occurs.)
(KJ4 & AMD in spaceship.)
KJ4: 140 degrees north, 85 degrees east.
AMD: No planet or sun. Just a nebula.
KJ4: Ya know what that means?
AMD: Mission accomplished.
KJ4: What I tell you? I told you they were that stupid!
AMD: I know, just wish we were there to see it.
*ENDING*THE END