Final Fantasy Creature Wars!
The FF7 Party is all gathered in Wutai in Yuffie's house. They had just gotten back from a place called "Truce Village" where they were attacked by a horde of yellow mice that were throwing thunderbolts at them. Now they're just relaxing as they play "Soul Calibur II" and "Tiger Woods PGA Tour" on Godo's X-Box.
"Yeah, Dad likes this golf crap!" Yuffie says as she hits her 20th ball into the water. Just then, Tiger Woods appears.
"Whaddya mean by CRAP!? It's a good game!" Tiger Woods shouts as he grabs the controller and hits a hole-in-one. Then, he takes his leave.
"Wait! Mr.Woods, come back!! I LOVE YOU!!!" Aeris yells, chasing Tiger out the door.
"She's had too much coffee..." Cloud says.
Aeris comes back in, sad that Tiger Woods has escaped. She quickly gets over it and hits a hole-in-one.
"I wanna be like Tiger!!" she exclaims.
Now, the Shinra show up. Crap... what do THEY want!?
Rufus enters.
"It was you!! You destroyed my Pikachu army!! Prepare to die!!" he shouts as an army of Level 100 Blastoise appears behind him.
Yuffie quickly grabs the "Pikachu" materia and summons Pikachu. Aeris summons Zapdos. Cloud casts the new Enemy Skill "Thundershock". The Blastoise Army keeps coming, firing Hydro Pumps. Yuffie takes an E Skill Materia and casts "Bad Breath". Aeris is hit with a Hydro Pump, and she learns it with her own E Skill Materia. The Blastoise Army is affected by Bad Breath.
"Now! Let's do it!" Cloud yells.
The party gather close and start summoning. No, it's not KOTR. It's "3 Dogs". Soon, the three legendary dogs Entei, Suicune, and Raikou appear and finish the army off.
"You fools!! You can't stop me!! You can't defeat... hey! What are you doing...!? Ahhhhhhhh........!!!" Rufus yells as an Onix appears, grabs him, and hurls him across the world. He lands in Midgar, in some old man's compost heap.
The party rejoices with their victory poses and then they go back inside and play the X-Box some more. Godo comes in with more games like "NHL 2005", "ATV 2", and "Halo 2". They rejoice some more, and finally they kick Godo's fat a$$ at every single game they got! But Godo somehow ALWAYS beats them at "Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2004!" I guess he's a golf freak...
...and their pets Meowth, Pikachu, Pichu, Growlithe, and Gyarados rest out back in the backyard.
The End! Now scram before I order Gyarados to use Dragon Rage!!
Oh...and the Sims were here. They wanted to know where the bar was, then they were searching for the pool and the Aromaster Whifferpuff thing.
This is Jim Houston with Craig Simpson!
Goodbye!