Chapter 4 ; The Lashitis Epidemic.
Many of you are probably right now thinking "what is lashitis?" and "how does it involve into the story line?" well we have one thing to say to that..
STOP YOUR DAMN WHINEING AND READ TO FIND OUT!
Yes. But first we must recap on the previous chapter. In the previous chapter; Orange star got to know Tom and Mike as they left to make another "visit". Kanbei had just destroyed Black Hole to get Sensei and Sonja back. Colin and Olaf are both in separate hospitals. Max was changed into a girl, as he/she and the Green Earth COs decided to visit Orange star. And YOU the readers/viewers/opera fans did not get to know the title of the last chapter.
Tom: What a great plot! Tehehehehe
Mike: You are starting to act like Lash! You've been infected with Lashitis! HAHA! Toodles! Oh crap..
Tom: HAHA you've been infected too! Tehehehehe
Mike: Well I guess we better go over to Black hole to see what's going on.. TOODLES!
Black Hole
Tom: Tehehe! What's going on?!
Mike: Yeah! And if you don't tell us then it's toodles for you!
Hawke: I don't know, silly! But maybe Lash does.
Tom: DAMN STRAIGHT SHE DOES! WE'RE ALL ACTING LIKE HER SO WHO DO YOU THINK KNOWS?! BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. . . SHE WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT A DISEASE NAMED AFTER HER!
Hawke: Hey! You stopped acting like her! So did I! YAY!
Mike: This may be a bad time but . . . look in the mirror
Tom: Why *looks* AHHH!!!!!! I'VE GOT A HUGE 'FRO!! YOU TOO!
Mike: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Adder: *running and screaming* NOOO!!! MY BEAUTIFUL PERSONA! IT'S. IT'S . . . RUINED *has a emotional breakdown*
Mike: Whoa . . . that afro does look horrible on you.
Tom: And just when we though he couldn't get any worse *sighs*
Flak: What's going on? My helmet fell off because of a bunch of hair *yanks* IT'S STUCK!
Adder: *wailing* ruined. ruined.
Hawke: Shut up! If all you're going to do is blubber then do it in your own room!
Adder: *sniffing* Fine. Toodles!
Tom: AHH! If I hear that one more time I swear.
Lash: Hi! *looks at everyone* WOW! You've all made a great improvement! Nice hair!
Tom and Mike: YOU DIE NOW!!! *both lunge forward and fall over because their hair is too heavy* DAMN IT!
Hawke: Lash, what's happened?
Lash: Silly! If you read the title then you would know I unleashed a biological weapon on the world that makes people act like me and grow a huge afro!
Sturm: Lash you silly girl! You've ruined my intimidating looks! *comes in room*
Everyone but Sturm: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *gasps* *chokes* *turns blue* *breathes*
Sturm: This isn't funny! Now no one will take me seriously!
Flak: Hey! Let's just cut it off!
Hawke: Good idea! *take out scissors* *cuts hair* There, good as new! *new afro grows in* DAMN IT!
Lash: Tehehe! Nothing can stop this!
Sensei: I forgot my dentures . . .
Everyone else: O_o
Mike: Whoa! Lash . . . did you use the same kind of virus on everyone?
Lash: Yeah . . . but I don't know what did this.
Sensei has half a 'fro and is half bald
Sensei: Ah yes, I remember it like it was yesterday even though it was this morning . . .
View goes all fuzzy
Sensei (in flashback voice): I was eating breakfast with Kanbei and Sonja when it happened . . .
Kanbei: Ooh . . . this silly coffee is too hot!
Hawke (in flashback voice): He dares to insult coffee?! HE SHALL PAY!
Sensei (in flashback voice): Be quiet . . . anyways . . . it happened over breakfast
Sonja: Tehehe, you sound like Lash . . . WAIT! I'm sounding like her too!
Sensei: Don't be silly!
Everyone there suddenly grows a 'fro like Lash
Sonja: Ahh! Father! Your . . . your hair!
Kanbei: You too my daughter! Tehehehe . . .
Sensei: What about me? *hair falls out and grows back a lot*
Kanbei: HE'S A WITCH!! BURN HIM!!
Sonja: No silly father . . . his baldness and whatever is causing the hair growth is conflicting with each other! That's why he looks so ugly!
Sensei: * kung fu voice* HOYO------ HI YAH!!!!! * punches Sonja through the wall*
Sensei: There
Kanbei: WHAT DID YOU DO, SILLY!?!?!?!?!? PUNISHMENT!!!!!! *takes Sensei and stuffs him in the spare time-out tank*
Sonja: Oooohhhh *groans* my ribs . . .
Kanbei: NO WHINING!!!!! PUNISHMENT!!!! *takes Sonja and stuffs her in the spare time-out tank*
Cuts back to present
Adder: How *sob* did you get out? *sob*
Tom: He used your ugly face.
Adder: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANHHH *cries and runs away*
Tom: Wow that worked better then I expected, but Sensei how did you get out?
Sensei: I used Adder's ugly face!
Everyone but Sensei: O.o
Sensei: No seriously . . .
Everything fuzzes back into "flash-back mode"
Sensei: Good thing I have this HANDY DANDY picture of Adder's ugly face! Sonja, shield your eyes . . . *points picture at tank wall and a large hole is melted*
Sonja: Amazing!
Sensei: Uh-Oh I forgot my dentures, be right back! *climbs out of hole and walks over to Black Hole
Everything fuzzes back to present time
Sensei: And that is how a framed picture of Adder doesn't necessarily mean you have a twisted sense of beauty
Mike: I thought the point of that story was to explain how you got here!
Sensei: That too . . .
Hawke: Well now I wanna know how to get rid of this 'fro!
Everyone looks at Lash
Lash: Tehehe! You'll never get the antidote like that sillies! Besides, the time is up for this section!
Sturm: Why?!
Mike: 'Cause we feel like it and we write Black Hole all the time! You're all at our will if you're in Black Hole! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! *chokes* *pulls out bucket* *barfs* *passes out in puddle of puke*
Tom: Right . . . well, this is his show right now but he's not really ready to continue yet so I think I'll take you to blue moon until he wakes up.
Now at Blue moon, Colin is recovering from being hit by a car and Olaf is recovering from internal bleeding . . .
Colin: Why, oh why! Why does it have to be me!
Tom: I think we have addressed this issue before. I HATE YOU
Colin: I . . . know . . .
Grit: Good news Colin! You can leave now!
Colin: YAHOO!!!! Finally *walks out side* Ahhhhh it's good to have a good wiff of fresh air.
Grit: Here, have this *gives him a taco*
Colin: *takes a bite then spits it out* EWWWWW what is this made of? Plastic?
Grit: *shifty eyes* No, of . . . course . . . not . . .
Colin Well what ever it-
* SMASH*
Colin goes flying into a wall as he is hit by another car
Tom: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Grit: Why are you doing this?
A bullet-time fight starts
Tom runs quickly up to Grit and flicks Grit's forehead. Grit is knocked over and lands 10 meters away
Bullet-time fight ends
Grit: Ow.
Tom: Toodles! . . . DAMN!!!!!! Tehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehheehehhhehehehehehehehehehee . . .hehehehheh..he *runs out of breath* *turns blue* *faints and has a seizure* *seizure stops and he stays in a coma* *wakes up from the coma* *catches breath* THIS IS SO DUMB *disappears*
Other Blue Moon hospital
Doctor: Ok Olaf, you are fine and won't die until after the story is finished
Olaf: Untill after?!?!?!
Doctor: Yes, you will be suffering from internal bleeding until this story is complete.
Olaf: Why?
Doctor: Because the authors need you as a character and they can't afford to lose any characters, but after the story is done, it won't matter.
Olaf: You are by far the worst doctor I have ever known.
Doctor: If by worst doctor you mean the doctor who charges the most insanely large amounts of money, then you are ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!!!!! YOU WIN A MILLION DOLLARS!
Olaf: COOL!
Doctor: Too bad you have to pay me back that 1 million dollars to pay for the medical services you have just received. What horrible luck!
Olaf: *hands over money* Your telling me . . .
Olaf walks over to where Colin and Grit lay motionless on the ground.
Olaf: Uh, hi guys!
Grit: *Bolts up* We have to stop the unfair inequality!
Olaf: What are you talking about?
Grit: Not to long ago Tom completely wasted me by flicking me in the forehead!
Olaf: HAHA you are such a wuss!
Grit punches Olaf in the gut again
Olaf: Owwwwww
Grit: Where was I? Oh yes we have to stop the inequality!
Colin: *talks faintly* uh . . .guys . . .
Grit: *Not noticing Colin* We have to stand up for ourselves! We can't just be pushed around like this!
Colin: help . . .
Grit: *still paying no attention* I will FIGHT for our rights! I will not give up!
Patriotic music plays in the back round and slowly gets louder
Colin: I . . . am . . . dying . . .
Grit: *Still ignoring Colin* I will protect the Blue Moon rights and help stop the evil threat!
Music still getting louder
Colin: I think . . . my appendix just . . . burst
Grit: *STILL ignoring Colin* My name is Grit! And I want you! *points at near by mother with three children*
Mother: Run along kids, don't look at the crazy man.
Kid #1: Mommy, he's scary!
Kid #2: Is he possessed?
Mother: Of course not dear, he's just . . . special . . .
Kid #3: He smells funny
Mother: Quick children, let's go . . .
The family walks away
Grit: That didn't go as smoothly as I thought *finally noticing Colin* quick let's get you to the hospital!
Grit takes Colin to the hospital and they leave Olaf moaning on the ground
I think it's a good time that we go visit Orange St--
Eagle: HEY! WHAT HAPPENED TO US?!
Tom: You're going to Orange Star . . .
Jess: SO?! WE WANT OUR SECTION!
Mike: Okay, okay . . .
Max: And aren't you supposed to be passed out in a puddle of puke?
Mike: I woke up and using my *voice deepens* UBER POWERS OF THE WRITER *normal voice* I can do whatever I want
Green Earth
Eagle: Hey, we're landing in Orange Star now!
Orange Star
Jess: That was kinda pointless . . .
Eagle: It doesn't matter if we get our daily wage!
Mike: You would have gotten it already!
Jess: Hey, have you realized that nobody has said anything about our huge 'fros?
Tom: That was covered in the Black Hole section
Eagle: Really?
Tom: No.
Eagle: Really?
Tom: No.
Eagle: Really?
Tom: Yes.
Eagle: Drake, why are you so quiet?
Drake: *smothered in his 'fro* Mmphmph!
Jess: Okay . . . he says pour milk on his head!
Jess pours milk on his head
Drake: *still smothered* MMMMMMMPH!!! MMMMMMMPH!!
Jess: Whatever . . .
Tom: Uh, I am bored, let's play PING-PONG
Sami: Okey dokey!
Tom gets his butt majorly whooped by Sami in ping-pong
Sami: I win!
Tom: Not so fast! *Tom wins*
Sami: How did you do that?
Tom: I won using my *voice deepens* UBER POWERS OF THE WRITER *normal voice* and you suck at ping-pong anyways . . .
Nell: Why are you talking like that?
Andy: *driving some huge tank* because he's handy dandy like candy named Andy with a rubber bandy!
Mike: Buh? What was that? Oh, well I have to go now . . . *disappears*
Tom: Me too *disappears*
Andy: Aww, man! I wanted revenge!
Mike: *distant voice* I heard that!
Nell: *spots Max* why are you dressed like a girl Max?
Max: Umm . . . it was . . . uh . . . I . . . think . . . I left the... microwave . . . on.. in the . . . helicopter . . . I have to go now . . .
Andy: Duh?
Sami: Eh?
Eagle: Whuzza wha?
Jess: Hunh?
Nell: Wha?
Drake: Mmph?
Author from a different story: What was the point of that?
Jess: What are you doing here?
Author: I felt like it. I have *voice deepens* UBER POW--
Everyone else: WE KNOW!!
Author: This is no fun, I can't even beat a joke to death, I'm gone! *disappears*
-~~~~ZORP~~~~-
White background
Tom: I guess this chapter is kinda over.
Mike: Yeah . . .
Member from the audience: HEY!!!!! YOU DIDN'T RESOLVE THE LASHITIS INCIDENT!!!!!
Tom: Well if you were smart and had any brains, you would see that our afros are gone.
Member from the audience: BUT YOU DIDN'T EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT RID OF THEM!!!!!!!
Mike: Well I guess you could say...
Tom: That we used . . .
Everyone from Advanced Snores: *All voices deepen* SOME UBER POWERS OF THE WRITERS!
Mike: *Hommie M rapper voice* So SHUT YO SUCKA FOO MOUTH!!!!!!!
Tom: *normal voice* Oh and we would also like to announce our faction names that we will be creating since we don't want to join Orange Star or Black Hole because they are absolute retards! These will be used in future chapters and may help certain confused minds!
Sturm: You mean you won't join Black Hole?
Nell: Or Orange Star?
Tom: Yes, now drum roll please!
Drum roll starts
Mike: MY faction will be called . . . WHITE NOVA
Crowd cheers
Tom: MY faction will be called . . . RED PLASMA
Crowd cheers even louder
Mike: So I guess it's time for--
Tom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike: THE ENDING QUESTIONS!!!!!!!! Will Lash ever stop wrecking havoc on the world? What will White Nova and Red Plasma be like? Will Yellow comet get a larger part next time? Will Yellow Comet even get a part next time? And finally how do Uber powers of the writer work? Find out next time on ADVANCE SNORES: RETARD RISING!
Tom:*shotgun materializes out of no-where and lands in Tom's hands* DIE
The following scene of explicit gore is sensored, due to the fact that this story is PG-13 and if the following scene was shown, you would all piss your pants and be scarred for life.
Have a nice day!
Many of you are probably right now thinking "what is lashitis?" and "how does it involve into the story line?" well we have one thing to say to that..
STOP YOUR DAMN WHINEING AND READ TO FIND OUT!
Yes. But first we must recap on the previous chapter. In the previous chapter; Orange star got to know Tom and Mike as they left to make another "visit". Kanbei had just destroyed Black Hole to get Sensei and Sonja back. Colin and Olaf are both in separate hospitals. Max was changed into a girl, as he/she and the Green Earth COs decided to visit Orange star. And YOU the readers/viewers/opera fans did not get to know the title of the last chapter.
Tom: What a great plot! Tehehehehe
Mike: You are starting to act like Lash! You've been infected with Lashitis! HAHA! Toodles! Oh crap..
Tom: HAHA you've been infected too! Tehehehehe
Mike: Well I guess we better go over to Black hole to see what's going on.. TOODLES!
Black Hole
Tom: Tehehe! What's going on?!
Mike: Yeah! And if you don't tell us then it's toodles for you!
Hawke: I don't know, silly! But maybe Lash does.
Tom: DAMN STRAIGHT SHE DOES! WE'RE ALL ACTING LIKE HER SO WHO DO YOU THINK KNOWS?! BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. . . SHE WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT A DISEASE NAMED AFTER HER!
Hawke: Hey! You stopped acting like her! So did I! YAY!
Mike: This may be a bad time but . . . look in the mirror
Tom: Why *looks* AHHH!!!!!! I'VE GOT A HUGE 'FRO!! YOU TOO!
Mike: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Adder: *running and screaming* NOOO!!! MY BEAUTIFUL PERSONA! IT'S. IT'S . . . RUINED *has a emotional breakdown*
Mike: Whoa . . . that afro does look horrible on you.
Tom: And just when we though he couldn't get any worse *sighs*
Flak: What's going on? My helmet fell off because of a bunch of hair *yanks* IT'S STUCK!
Adder: *wailing* ruined. ruined.
Hawke: Shut up! If all you're going to do is blubber then do it in your own room!
Adder: *sniffing* Fine. Toodles!
Tom: AHH! If I hear that one more time I swear.
Lash: Hi! *looks at everyone* WOW! You've all made a great improvement! Nice hair!
Tom and Mike: YOU DIE NOW!!! *both lunge forward and fall over because their hair is too heavy* DAMN IT!
Hawke: Lash, what's happened?
Lash: Silly! If you read the title then you would know I unleashed a biological weapon on the world that makes people act like me and grow a huge afro!
Sturm: Lash you silly girl! You've ruined my intimidating looks! *comes in room*
Everyone but Sturm: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *gasps* *chokes* *turns blue* *breathes*
Sturm: This isn't funny! Now no one will take me seriously!
Flak: Hey! Let's just cut it off!
Hawke: Good idea! *take out scissors* *cuts hair* There, good as new! *new afro grows in* DAMN IT!
Lash: Tehehe! Nothing can stop this!
Sensei: I forgot my dentures . . .
Everyone else: O_o
Mike: Whoa! Lash . . . did you use the same kind of virus on everyone?
Lash: Yeah . . . but I don't know what did this.
Sensei has half a 'fro and is half bald
Sensei: Ah yes, I remember it like it was yesterday even though it was this morning . . .
View goes all fuzzy
Sensei (in flashback voice): I was eating breakfast with Kanbei and Sonja when it happened . . .
Kanbei: Ooh . . . this silly coffee is too hot!
Hawke (in flashback voice): He dares to insult coffee?! HE SHALL PAY!
Sensei (in flashback voice): Be quiet . . . anyways . . . it happened over breakfast
Sonja: Tehehe, you sound like Lash . . . WAIT! I'm sounding like her too!
Sensei: Don't be silly!
Everyone there suddenly grows a 'fro like Lash
Sonja: Ahh! Father! Your . . . your hair!
Kanbei: You too my daughter! Tehehehe . . .
Sensei: What about me? *hair falls out and grows back a lot*
Kanbei: HE'S A WITCH!! BURN HIM!!
Sonja: No silly father . . . his baldness and whatever is causing the hair growth is conflicting with each other! That's why he looks so ugly!
Sensei: * kung fu voice* HOYO------ HI YAH!!!!! * punches Sonja through the wall*
Sensei: There
Kanbei: WHAT DID YOU DO, SILLY!?!?!?!?!? PUNISHMENT!!!!!! *takes Sensei and stuffs him in the spare time-out tank*
Sonja: Oooohhhh *groans* my ribs . . .
Kanbei: NO WHINING!!!!! PUNISHMENT!!!! *takes Sonja and stuffs her in the spare time-out tank*
Cuts back to present
Adder: How *sob* did you get out? *sob*
Tom: He used your ugly face.
Adder: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANHHH *cries and runs away*
Tom: Wow that worked better then I expected, but Sensei how did you get out?
Sensei: I used Adder's ugly face!
Everyone but Sensei: O.o
Sensei: No seriously . . .
Everything fuzzes back into "flash-back mode"
Sensei: Good thing I have this HANDY DANDY picture of Adder's ugly face! Sonja, shield your eyes . . . *points picture at tank wall and a large hole is melted*
Sonja: Amazing!
Sensei: Uh-Oh I forgot my dentures, be right back! *climbs out of hole and walks over to Black Hole
Everything fuzzes back to present time
Sensei: And that is how a framed picture of Adder doesn't necessarily mean you have a twisted sense of beauty
Mike: I thought the point of that story was to explain how you got here!
Sensei: That too . . .
Hawke: Well now I wanna know how to get rid of this 'fro!
Everyone looks at Lash
Lash: Tehehe! You'll never get the antidote like that sillies! Besides, the time is up for this section!
Sturm: Why?!
Mike: 'Cause we feel like it and we write Black Hole all the time! You're all at our will if you're in Black Hole! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! *chokes* *pulls out bucket* *barfs* *passes out in puddle of puke*
Tom: Right . . . well, this is his show right now but he's not really ready to continue yet so I think I'll take you to blue moon until he wakes up.
Now at Blue moon, Colin is recovering from being hit by a car and Olaf is recovering from internal bleeding . . .
Colin: Why, oh why! Why does it have to be me!
Tom: I think we have addressed this issue before. I HATE YOU
Colin: I . . . know . . .
Grit: Good news Colin! You can leave now!
Colin: YAHOO!!!! Finally *walks out side* Ahhhhh it's good to have a good wiff of fresh air.
Grit: Here, have this *gives him a taco*
Colin: *takes a bite then spits it out* EWWWWW what is this made of? Plastic?
Grit: *shifty eyes* No, of . . . course . . . not . . .
Colin Well what ever it-
* SMASH*
Colin goes flying into a wall as he is hit by another car
Tom: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Grit: Why are you doing this?
A bullet-time fight starts
Tom runs quickly up to Grit and flicks Grit's forehead. Grit is knocked over and lands 10 meters away
Bullet-time fight ends
Grit: Ow.
Tom: Toodles! . . . DAMN!!!!!! Tehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehheehehhhehehehehehehehehehee . . .hehehehheh..he *runs out of breath* *turns blue* *faints and has a seizure* *seizure stops and he stays in a coma* *wakes up from the coma* *catches breath* THIS IS SO DUMB *disappears*
Other Blue Moon hospital
Doctor: Ok Olaf, you are fine and won't die until after the story is finished
Olaf: Untill after?!?!?!
Doctor: Yes, you will be suffering from internal bleeding until this story is complete.
Olaf: Why?
Doctor: Because the authors need you as a character and they can't afford to lose any characters, but after the story is done, it won't matter.
Olaf: You are by far the worst doctor I have ever known.
Doctor: If by worst doctor you mean the doctor who charges the most insanely large amounts of money, then you are ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!!!!! YOU WIN A MILLION DOLLARS!
Olaf: COOL!
Doctor: Too bad you have to pay me back that 1 million dollars to pay for the medical services you have just received. What horrible luck!
Olaf: *hands over money* Your telling me . . .
Olaf walks over to where Colin and Grit lay motionless on the ground.
Olaf: Uh, hi guys!
Grit: *Bolts up* We have to stop the unfair inequality!
Olaf: What are you talking about?
Grit: Not to long ago Tom completely wasted me by flicking me in the forehead!
Olaf: HAHA you are such a wuss!
Grit punches Olaf in the gut again
Olaf: Owwwwww
Grit: Where was I? Oh yes we have to stop the inequality!
Colin: *talks faintly* uh . . .guys . . .
Grit: *Not noticing Colin* We have to stand up for ourselves! We can't just be pushed around like this!
Colin: help . . .
Grit: *still paying no attention* I will FIGHT for our rights! I will not give up!
Patriotic music plays in the back round and slowly gets louder
Colin: I . . . am . . . dying . . .
Grit: *Still ignoring Colin* I will protect the Blue Moon rights and help stop the evil threat!
Music still getting louder
Colin: I think . . . my appendix just . . . burst
Grit: *STILL ignoring Colin* My name is Grit! And I want you! *points at near by mother with three children*
Mother: Run along kids, don't look at the crazy man.
Kid #1: Mommy, he's scary!
Kid #2: Is he possessed?
Mother: Of course not dear, he's just . . . special . . .
Kid #3: He smells funny
Mother: Quick children, let's go . . .
The family walks away
Grit: That didn't go as smoothly as I thought *finally noticing Colin* quick let's get you to the hospital!
Grit takes Colin to the hospital and they leave Olaf moaning on the ground
I think it's a good time that we go visit Orange St--
Eagle: HEY! WHAT HAPPENED TO US?!
Tom: You're going to Orange Star . . .
Jess: SO?! WE WANT OUR SECTION!
Mike: Okay, okay . . .
Max: And aren't you supposed to be passed out in a puddle of puke?
Mike: I woke up and using my *voice deepens* UBER POWERS OF THE WRITER *normal voice* I can do whatever I want
Green Earth
Eagle: Hey, we're landing in Orange Star now!
Orange Star
Jess: That was kinda pointless . . .
Eagle: It doesn't matter if we get our daily wage!
Mike: You would have gotten it already!
Jess: Hey, have you realized that nobody has said anything about our huge 'fros?
Tom: That was covered in the Black Hole section
Eagle: Really?
Tom: No.
Eagle: Really?
Tom: No.
Eagle: Really?
Tom: Yes.
Eagle: Drake, why are you so quiet?
Drake: *smothered in his 'fro* Mmphmph!
Jess: Okay . . . he says pour milk on his head!
Jess pours milk on his head
Drake: *still smothered* MMMMMMMPH!!! MMMMMMMPH!!
Jess: Whatever . . .
Tom: Uh, I am bored, let's play PING-PONG
Sami: Okey dokey!
Tom gets his butt majorly whooped by Sami in ping-pong
Sami: I win!
Tom: Not so fast! *Tom wins*
Sami: How did you do that?
Tom: I won using my *voice deepens* UBER POWERS OF THE WRITER *normal voice* and you suck at ping-pong anyways . . .
Nell: Why are you talking like that?
Andy: *driving some huge tank* because he's handy dandy like candy named Andy with a rubber bandy!
Mike: Buh? What was that? Oh, well I have to go now . . . *disappears*
Tom: Me too *disappears*
Andy: Aww, man! I wanted revenge!
Mike: *distant voice* I heard that!
Nell: *spots Max* why are you dressed like a girl Max?
Max: Umm . . . it was . . . uh . . . I . . . think . . . I left the... microwave . . . on.. in the . . . helicopter . . . I have to go now . . .
Andy: Duh?
Sami: Eh?
Eagle: Whuzza wha?
Jess: Hunh?
Nell: Wha?
Drake: Mmph?
Author from a different story: What was the point of that?
Jess: What are you doing here?
Author: I felt like it. I have *voice deepens* UBER POW--
Everyone else: WE KNOW!!
Author: This is no fun, I can't even beat a joke to death, I'm gone! *disappears*
-~~~~ZORP~~~~-
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Tom: I guess this chapter is kinda over.
Mike: Yeah . . .
Member from the audience: HEY!!!!! YOU DIDN'T RESOLVE THE LASHITIS INCIDENT!!!!!
Tom: Well if you were smart and had any brains, you would see that our afros are gone.
Member from the audience: BUT YOU DIDN'T EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT RID OF THEM!!!!!!!
Mike: Well I guess you could say...
Tom: That we used . . .
Everyone from Advanced Snores: *All voices deepen* SOME UBER POWERS OF THE WRITERS!
Mike: *Hommie M rapper voice* So SHUT YO SUCKA FOO MOUTH!!!!!!!
Tom: *normal voice* Oh and we would also like to announce our faction names that we will be creating since we don't want to join Orange Star or Black Hole because they are absolute retards! These will be used in future chapters and may help certain confused minds!
Sturm: You mean you won't join Black Hole?
Nell: Or Orange Star?
Tom: Yes, now drum roll please!
Drum roll starts
Mike: MY faction will be called . . . WHITE NOVA
Crowd cheers
Tom: MY faction will be called . . . RED PLASMA
Crowd cheers even louder
Mike: So I guess it's time for--
Tom: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
Mike: THE ENDING QUESTIONS!!!!!!!! Will Lash ever stop wrecking havoc on the world? What will White Nova and Red Plasma be like? Will Yellow comet get a larger part next time? Will Yellow Comet even get a part next time? And finally how do Uber powers of the writer work? Find out next time on ADVANCE SNORES: RETARD RISING!
Tom:*shotgun materializes out of no-where and lands in Tom's hands* DIE
The following scene of explicit gore is sensored, due to the fact that this story is PG-13 and if the following scene was shown, you would all piss your pants and be scarred for life.
Have a nice day!