The Horrifyingly Wrong, Truth or Dare
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the other characters belong to J.K.Rowling though the story plot belongs to me.
WARNING: SLASHY BITS AND FOUL LANGUAGE. IF OFFENDED DON'T READ THE STORY AND LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.
Author's Note: Sorry for not updating in a while, I've had a lot of homework that has kept me off the computer for the longest time ever. I will never give up till this is done and I want to thank my reviewers:
On to the story:
Last time:
Thinking this game is going way too slow, Ginny gently (coughcough) reminds Hermione to continue the game. "Okay, I don't know, how about...."
"Cho Chang" Hermione wanted to embarrass Harry for embarrassing her and thought that she might as well embarrass Harry and Cho.
"So Cho, when you and Harry were dating, did you have any clue that he was gay?"
(AN: Hermione doesn't mean this in a mean way.)
Cho was flustered because when Harry had admitted to liking Malfoy, she thought maybe it was her that drove him to well, "other sources."
"Well, I never thought that he would become gay and all you know, he is really popular and handsome."
"AACCLoserHHOO!!!" sneezed Draco.
Ginny gave him a death glare that cleared his sinuses right away.
"As I was saying, handsome with a lot of girls up the wall for him, I don't know, he was kind of hesitant when we kissed. I'd always be the one doing the kissing and he'd freeze up like a board. I should've taken the hint."
By now, Harry had his head down and his ears were turning a characteristic red not unlike the famous Weasley red.
Things were getting boring for Ginny so she decided to add a new concept to the game.
"Okay, everyone listen, I'm going to add a new part into the game. It's called Double Dare. That means that you can pick two people to participate in the dare. Another thing I want to add is penalization. Anyone who will not do a dare will have to , I dunno, streak across the quidditch field or quit. Anyone who doesn't tell the truth will."
"Watch what they drink." Smirked a smug Professor Snape twirling a bottle of a suspicious clear liquid.
"Okay, what ever, we'll go on Cho."
"Okay, Fred, pick."
"Double Dare."
"Who do you guys want as the other person."
Everyone Yelled, "GEORGE WHO ELSE!!!"
"Gosh, you don't have to get all bloody personal"
"Okay, you guys have to dress and act the part, and sing to us the song "All That Jazz from Chicago."
(AN: Chicago is like, the best musical ever, other that Wizard of Oz, or the Wiz. I guess dance musical then.)
Fred and George somehow knew the song and where preparing to do it in the bathroom? (when did that get here, oh well it is the room of requirement.) Meanwhile, the room is magically making it's own stage with dimming lights and pulleys. George, or is it Fred? Yells that their ready and the room cues the music. Fred and George, both wearing seductive dresses and makeup, even magically lengthening their hair, suddenly get pulled up by a pulley and appear on the stage. They are both looking down. Suddenly, the Words start and they look up.
FRED
Come on babe
Why don't we paint the town?
And all that Jazz
GEORGE
I'm gonna rouge my knees
And roll my stockings down
And all that jazz
FRED
Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot
GEORGE
It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all
That
Jazz
FRED
Slick your hair
And wear your buckle shoes
And all that Jazz
GEORGE
I hear that Father Dip
Is gonna blow the blues
And all that Jazz
BOTH
Hold on, hon
We're gonna bunny hug
I bought some aspirin
Down at United Drug
I case you shake apart
And want a brand new start
To do that-
Jazz
COMPANY
Skidoo!
FRED
And all that Jazz
COMPANY
Hotcha!
Whoopee!
GEORGE
And all that Jazz
COMPANY
Ha! Ha! Ha!
It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
ALL
And all that jazz
Find a flask
We're playing fast and loose
ALL
And all that jazz
FRED
Right up here
Is where I store the juice
ALL
And all that jazz
GEORGE
Come on, babe
We're gonna brush the sky
I bet you luck Lindy
Never flew so high
'Cause in the stratosphere
How could he lend an ear
to all that Jazz!
COMPANY
Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake
FRED
And all that jazz
COMPANY
Oh, she's gonna shimmy 'till her garters break
GEORGE
And all that jazz
COMPANY
Show her where to park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood'd curdle
If she'd hear her baby's queer
For all that jazz
FRED
And All that jazz
Come on, babe
Why Don't we paint
The town?
And all that jazz
COMPANY
Oh, you're gonna see
Your
Sheba
Shimmy shake
And all that jazz
GEORGE
I'm gonna
Rouge my knees
And roll my
Stockings down
And all that jazz
COMPANY
Oh
She's gonna shimmy
'Till her garters
Break
And all that jazz
BOTH
Start the car
I know a whoopee spot
Where the gin is cold
But the piano's hot
It's just a noisy hall
Where there's a nightly brawl
And all that jazz
COMPANY
Show her where to
Park her girdle
Oh, her mother's blood'd
Curdle
If she'd hear
Her baby's queer
For all that jazz
COMPANY
Hotcha!
Whoopee!
Jazz!
BOTH
No, I'm no one's wife
But, Oh, I love my life
And all that Jazz!
COMPANY
That Jazz!
Fred and George were both panting when they were done.
The audience (the players) were speechless, they were really good doing that even being boys and all. They even sang their own parts.
"Hey,"
"It everyone."
"Dead out there."
"Were we that bad?"
"I thought."
"We did pretty good.."
"RIGHT?"
That broke everyone out of their stupor.
"That was great guys," said Cho, "I always wondered how it would look with two people and you guys were perfect."
"Thanks"
"A lot"
"We want."
"To pick."
"For the next dare."
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Another cliffhanger for you. Hey, at least I put two whole dares in here and this is the longest piece I have written. Plus, I'm doing this in the middle of Thanksgiving, you all should be grateful!!!!! I'm kidding I Love my reviewers verry much thank you and I am grateful for having you. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!! Love, Sevieiscute