The Horrifyingly Wrong, Truth or Dare
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the other characters belong to J.K. Rowling
though the story plot belongs to me. Anybody's materials that may have been
unintentionally used, tell me and I'll put you up here too.
WARNING: IT IS SLASH AND THERE IS FOUL LANGUAGE. IF OFFENDED DON'T READ THE
STORY AND LEAVE IMMEDIATELY. NO FLAMES, I DON'T APPRECIATE THEM, AND I WILL
BITCH AT YOU NO MATTER WHAT SO SAVE YOURSELF AND ME THE TIME.
Parings: HP/DM, RW/HG, CC/RD (Cho and Roger) SS/?
As to Snape, since my most dedicated reviewer didn't like it, I am not
going to put him with Harry and Draco. Instead I'll put him with ... I
dunno, someone recommend me someone. I dunno.
Author's Note: Sorry for not updating in a while, but I could not kick my
sister off the computer for anything. I am stuck with what to do with the
minor characters. Thanks to my reviewers:
Marauder Pawsly
Vivian
dragon empress
slashergurl Horseriding-muso By the way, no thanks to some bitch who decided that writing slash really sucks. They weren't even brave enough to put their name on the review. I was discouraged and that was a big reason I didn't update. Anyways, getting a flamer means I am a real slash writer now ; )
Last time: Draco hesitated, not knowing who too call. Harry whispered in his ear and he got the perfect person.
"Okay, I call upon...."
"Ron Weasel.Weasley," Draco corrected when Harry elbowed him in the ribs.
Not waiting for Draco to ask him the question, Ron answered, "Dare." He was not going to be out done by the ferret.
"Ok, listen closely Weasley; you have to tell McGonagall that she's the sexiest thing at Hogwarts." Draco said and burst out laughing from just imagining it.
Ron looked a sickly green and also looked like he was going to puke. "Okay," he managed to squeak out.
Everyone was already snickering at the prospect of Ron telling that to McGonagall.
Ron seemed to think a bit and stated, "But what if that loses Gryffindor a lot of points." He was trying to find a way out of this. Yet, Snape wouldn't let him. "Mr. Weasley, let me assure you that any points taken will be given back."
Ron was grave. He was going to do it.
(Change of scene)
The group was walking down the corridor to a certain Transfiguration teacher's private quarters.
The entire group hid around a corner as Ron hesitantly knocked on the door.
The door opened and Professor McGonagall was standing there disheveled looking at Ron. She stated "What do you want Mr. Weasley, I assure you, I am busy right now." (Busy with what?)
Ron replied, "I just have to tell you something."
McGonagall looked annoyed, "Very well, step in and tell me what you may."
Ron stepped in, and a second later the group heard an ear splitting yell. "MR. WEASLEY, COME BACK HERE, YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE MISTER!" And out of the room sprinted a red Ron and the group started running back to the Room of Requirement before she caught up.
Ron was scarred, and not only because of his "confession" but by a certain Headmaster's robes he spotted on the floor of the Head of Gryffindor's floor.
"That was the single most hilarious thing I have seen in my life." Laughed Draco. He was getting a big kick out of this, since with this, no one remembered his own plight of humiliation.
Ron looked offended but he didn't say anything about it. Instead he said, "Truth or Dare..."
(Maybe I should leave you hanging here since I got a huge kick out of the last dare. It took me forever to think up. If I copied anybody with it, my bad.)
"Blaise"
Blaise, being the silent, mysterious, play boy he is, was waiting for this. "Truth" he wasn't really into making himself look stupid in front of everyone.
Ron looked stumped, he thought for a while and asked, "What's the worst thing you have ever done, not sex wise." He said this because everyone knew the Dark haired boy's reputation of the school player. If he didn't say it, things would get down and dirty.
Blaise was contemplating the question. He answered it, "Well, there's the time I replaced Filch's Soap with Glue and the man got his feet stick to the "soapy" floor. Or the time I stole Dumbledore's lemon drops from his pocket, the man looked distraught after, and I couldn't stop laughing. Take your pick which is worse."
Everyone was struck, so it was this boy that had made the whole school wake up from Filch's scream and the one who made Dumbledore get teary eyed at one dinner. Everyone had thought something of his had died.
Blaise didn't even wait for everyone to come out of their stupefied states. He said, "Let's call on ...."
(I ending here good enough? No it isn't, I want to finish this soon. I predict it will be at least a couple more chapters. This is turning out to be a lot longer than I thought. I thought about 5 chapters and I'm done, yet here I am, chapter 6 and only halfway through all the torture I planned for the characters *snickers*)
"Roger Davies"
Roger had not spoken much since the beginning, usually, he didn't speak, and he was here for Cho's benefit.
"Umm. Dare, I think, yeah, dare."
"Well, I think you should.. kidnap Mrs. Norris, tie her up, leave her in a broom closet and leave a ransom note for Filch. You can ask for anything of course." (Blaise loves torturing Filch doesn't he?)
Roger nodded; he was going to do it. He left the room and the group didn't bother to follow him, since they would know about it in the morning for sure.
"So, I think we should continue in his absence." Said Ginny.
Everyone agreed. "So who hasn't gone yet?" questioned Ginny.
The room occupants all looked at Ginny, she was the last one.
"Since I asked Roger, I should ask her too," said Blaise.
The room agreed with him and he asked her. "Yet, I want to make it interesting so it will be another group dare, truth or dare."
Ginny was thinking, it was her game you know; maybe it was her responsibility to keep the game going strongly, so she picked the only thing that could do that. "Dare."
"Okay, the group will be you, Potter, and Draco. On the day Snape confesses his love to Harry, Harry will walk in with Draco and then," he beckoned them over and whispered the plan in their ear. Their eyes widened but they agreed. "The rest of you will have to wait with the student body to know what it is." Smirked Blaise smugly.
"Since everyone is tired Ms. Weasley, I think you're the last one to ask the question." Stated Snape. In their enjoyment, they did not even notice it was nearing midnight.
"Okay, truth or dare..."
Okay, I'm leaving off here. That was the longest chapter I have written ever. Now, the ideas are coming to me like crazy and I can't decide on one ending.
To the reviewers, when you review, please answer the question I asked about Snape at the beginning of the chapter.
See ya later
Sevieiscute
Vivian
dragon empress
slashergurl Horseriding-muso By the way, no thanks to some bitch who decided that writing slash really sucks. They weren't even brave enough to put their name on the review. I was discouraged and that was a big reason I didn't update. Anyways, getting a flamer means I am a real slash writer now ; )
Last time: Draco hesitated, not knowing who too call. Harry whispered in his ear and he got the perfect person.
"Okay, I call upon...."
"Ron Weasel.Weasley," Draco corrected when Harry elbowed him in the ribs.
Not waiting for Draco to ask him the question, Ron answered, "Dare." He was not going to be out done by the ferret.
"Ok, listen closely Weasley; you have to tell McGonagall that she's the sexiest thing at Hogwarts." Draco said and burst out laughing from just imagining it.
Ron looked a sickly green and also looked like he was going to puke. "Okay," he managed to squeak out.
Everyone was already snickering at the prospect of Ron telling that to McGonagall.
Ron seemed to think a bit and stated, "But what if that loses Gryffindor a lot of points." He was trying to find a way out of this. Yet, Snape wouldn't let him. "Mr. Weasley, let me assure you that any points taken will be given back."
Ron was grave. He was going to do it.
(Change of scene)
The group was walking down the corridor to a certain Transfiguration teacher's private quarters.
The entire group hid around a corner as Ron hesitantly knocked on the door.
The door opened and Professor McGonagall was standing there disheveled looking at Ron. She stated "What do you want Mr. Weasley, I assure you, I am busy right now." (Busy with what?)
Ron replied, "I just have to tell you something."
McGonagall looked annoyed, "Very well, step in and tell me what you may."
Ron stepped in, and a second later the group heard an ear splitting yell. "MR. WEASLEY, COME BACK HERE, YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE MISTER!" And out of the room sprinted a red Ron and the group started running back to the Room of Requirement before she caught up.
Ron was scarred, and not only because of his "confession" but by a certain Headmaster's robes he spotted on the floor of the Head of Gryffindor's floor.
"That was the single most hilarious thing I have seen in my life." Laughed Draco. He was getting a big kick out of this, since with this, no one remembered his own plight of humiliation.
Ron looked offended but he didn't say anything about it. Instead he said, "Truth or Dare..."
(Maybe I should leave you hanging here since I got a huge kick out of the last dare. It took me forever to think up. If I copied anybody with it, my bad.)
"Blaise"
Blaise, being the silent, mysterious, play boy he is, was waiting for this. "Truth" he wasn't really into making himself look stupid in front of everyone.
Ron looked stumped, he thought for a while and asked, "What's the worst thing you have ever done, not sex wise." He said this because everyone knew the Dark haired boy's reputation of the school player. If he didn't say it, things would get down and dirty.
Blaise was contemplating the question. He answered it, "Well, there's the time I replaced Filch's Soap with Glue and the man got his feet stick to the "soapy" floor. Or the time I stole Dumbledore's lemon drops from his pocket, the man looked distraught after, and I couldn't stop laughing. Take your pick which is worse."
Everyone was struck, so it was this boy that had made the whole school wake up from Filch's scream and the one who made Dumbledore get teary eyed at one dinner. Everyone had thought something of his had died.
Blaise didn't even wait for everyone to come out of their stupefied states. He said, "Let's call on ...."
(I ending here good enough? No it isn't, I want to finish this soon. I predict it will be at least a couple more chapters. This is turning out to be a lot longer than I thought. I thought about 5 chapters and I'm done, yet here I am, chapter 6 and only halfway through all the torture I planned for the characters *snickers*)
"Roger Davies"
Roger had not spoken much since the beginning, usually, he didn't speak, and he was here for Cho's benefit.
"Umm. Dare, I think, yeah, dare."
"Well, I think you should.. kidnap Mrs. Norris, tie her up, leave her in a broom closet and leave a ransom note for Filch. You can ask for anything of course." (Blaise loves torturing Filch doesn't he?)
Roger nodded; he was going to do it. He left the room and the group didn't bother to follow him, since they would know about it in the morning for sure.
"So, I think we should continue in his absence." Said Ginny.
Everyone agreed. "So who hasn't gone yet?" questioned Ginny.
The room occupants all looked at Ginny, she was the last one.
"Since I asked Roger, I should ask her too," said Blaise.
The room agreed with him and he asked her. "Yet, I want to make it interesting so it will be another group dare, truth or dare."
Ginny was thinking, it was her game you know; maybe it was her responsibility to keep the game going strongly, so she picked the only thing that could do that. "Dare."
"Okay, the group will be you, Potter, and Draco. On the day Snape confesses his love to Harry, Harry will walk in with Draco and then," he beckoned them over and whispered the plan in their ear. Their eyes widened but they agreed. "The rest of you will have to wait with the student body to know what it is." Smirked Blaise smugly.
"Since everyone is tired Ms. Weasley, I think you're the last one to ask the question." Stated Snape. In their enjoyment, they did not even notice it was nearing midnight.
"Okay, truth or dare..."
Okay, I'm leaving off here. That was the longest chapter I have written ever. Now, the ideas are coming to me like crazy and I can't decide on one ending.
To the reviewers, when you review, please answer the question I asked about Snape at the beginning of the chapter.
See ya later
Sevieiscute