The Horrifyingly Wrong, Truth or Dare
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the other characters belong to J.K. Rowling though the story plot belongs to me.
WARNING: IT IS SLASH AND THERE IS FOUL LANGUAGE. IF OFFENDED DON'T READ THE STORY AND LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.
Parings: I think you know by now, if you don't I'm not telling you so there.
Thank You Reviewers:
Insanechildfanfic
Spikelives
Horseriding-muso
Armatey18
Slashergurl
AN: I'm dreadfully sorry everyone, I had a bit of psychological problems for a while (yes, I'm crazy) and you know what it was, I was lazy. I had to motivation and then today, I realized I owed you guys something so here I am, and only a couple more chapters to go.
Last Time:
"Since everyone is tired Ms. Weasley, I think you're the last one to ask the question." Stated Snape. In their enjoyment, they did not even notice it was nearing midnight.
"Okay, truth or dare..."
"Everyone."
The group, thinking they were done with the game, all stared at Ginny when she said this. In response she smirked a smirk that was similar to the Malfoy smirk.
"Hey, she stole my smirk." Exclaimed Draco.
"You don't need it anymore anyways, you've got me." Reprimanded Harry. Ron looked disgusted at this, but not more than what happened earlier that afternoon. Nothing could replace that.
"Ahem....AHEM....." reminded Ginny. "Now the dare is, that on the day after Snape confesses to Harry, everyone is going to sing to everyone in the great hall, like a concert. And, you can set up anyway you want, but it has to be exciting. You can sing any type of song, preferably Muggle, since we don't get enough exposure to that here. You will be judged by a panel of judges that I will pick myself. And before you ask, yes, I will be doing it too."
Everyone stared at Ginny like she had grown two more heads or something.
"What are you looking at?" said Ginny.
They all remembered they were staring and looked away, at the ceiling, the ground, the wall, their partner's eyes, anywhere but Ginny.
Hermione, the more sensible one, asked, "What order are we going to sing in?"
"Alphabetical of course." Replied Ginny.
Blaise smirked confidently, knowing he would go first, and boy what an opening act he would do.
They all nodded their heads signifying that they knew what she was talking about.
"Well, that wraps it up, see you bright and early tomorrow." Said Ginny enthusiastically for someone who was up at one in the morning.
They all groaned and returned to their respected dormitories or quarters.
(Maybe I should stop here, I'm seriously thinking about it but since I haven't updated in so long, I'll keep going till the next day. Here comes Blaise's mysterious dare.)
The next day, the students had all arrived back and Hogwarts was bathed in a golden sunlight that falsified the scene that the students were about to witness.
The students, chattering away at their seats, talking amongst each other. No one but the few, who had been present last night in the Room of Requirement, noticed a certain Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were missing. That is of course, with a certain twinklely eyed Headmaster.
Suddenly, the great hall doors opened with a bang and the students all looked over and stared in shock. There was Harry and Draco, and they were HOLDING HANDS?!?!?!
The pair strolled up between the house tables and was about to head over to the Gryffindor table when a red headed female shot up in front of them.
"YOU CAN'T BE WITH HIM HARRY." Shouted Ginny.
"Why not?" The pair answered together.
"BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD HARRY."
Excited whispered ran through the hall while the Weasley twins were pretending to faint.
"That's impossible," stated Harry.
"WHY?" shouted Ginny, a bit confused though.
"Because I'm already pregnant with Draco's baby."
If the whispers were loud before, they were roaring now.
"Yes, we are happily in love and are going to get married in Las Vegas," said Draco.
Suddenly, the great hall heard the thud of a falling chair coming from the head table; they all turned around to see.
There was Professor Snape, on the Head table, on one knee with a rose and a ring held out to Harry.
"I love you Harry Potter, will you marry me?" asked Snape.
The Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, and Ravenclaws were too shocked to even laugh. The Slytherins were looking at disgust to their Head of House. It wasn't that he was gay, it was because it was Potter.
"No, I'm sorry Snape, I already have Draco." Harry told Snape.
He turned around but Draco didn't.
"Hey professor, how about me?" asked Draco.
"YOU BASTARD!" shouted Harry and then slapped Draco. Then he turned around and started storming out of the hall.
"Harry, we can always have a threesome you know!" yelled Draco after Harry, but he was gone.
Snape took this moment to run out of the great hall, seeming to run after Harry. Draco soon followed, not wanting to be humiliated anymore, and so did Ginny.
The people in the Great Hall decided that they went together to "resolve" their conflicts.
Dumbledore stood up to make an announcement. "It has come to my attention that some students in this school want to hold a contest in here similar to the one currently being used called "American Idol" or something like that, and I thought it was a great idea. I already have ten students signed up to sing, and does anyone else want to join?"
Utter Silence.
"Well then, we will start tomorrow, after lunch, Good-D"
The Headmaster was suddenly interrupted by a loud screeching scream. Seconds later, a crying/angry Filch was running into the great hall.
"They have, her, those hooligans, they have Mrs. Norris." Screeched Filch.
"Mr. Filch calm down, what exactly happened here," questioned Dumbledore.
"Someone took her, Mrs. Norris, and they left this," he thrust a note up to Dumbledore. "I don't care, kill them, burn them, expel them all, do something and got my Norris Back!"
With that he fainted.
"Never thought I'd see the day were Filch fainted," said Fred or George.
They looked over to the smug Slytherin responsible for this.
"That boy is good, real good."
Hey there, I think that should do it. I think that's good enough, and the next time, Hogwart's Idol, remember to REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Sevieiscute
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the other characters belong to J.K. Rowling though the story plot belongs to me.
WARNING: IT IS SLASH AND THERE IS FOUL LANGUAGE. IF OFFENDED DON'T READ THE STORY AND LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.
Parings: I think you know by now, if you don't I'm not telling you so there.
Thank You Reviewers:
Insanechildfanfic
Spikelives
Horseriding-muso
Armatey18
Slashergurl
AN: I'm dreadfully sorry everyone, I had a bit of psychological problems for a while (yes, I'm crazy) and you know what it was, I was lazy. I had to motivation and then today, I realized I owed you guys something so here I am, and only a couple more chapters to go.
Last Time:
"Since everyone is tired Ms. Weasley, I think you're the last one to ask the question." Stated Snape. In their enjoyment, they did not even notice it was nearing midnight.
"Okay, truth or dare..."
"Everyone."
The group, thinking they were done with the game, all stared at Ginny when she said this. In response she smirked a smirk that was similar to the Malfoy smirk.
"Hey, she stole my smirk." Exclaimed Draco.
"You don't need it anymore anyways, you've got me." Reprimanded Harry. Ron looked disgusted at this, but not more than what happened earlier that afternoon. Nothing could replace that.
"Ahem....AHEM....." reminded Ginny. "Now the dare is, that on the day after Snape confesses to Harry, everyone is going to sing to everyone in the great hall, like a concert. And, you can set up anyway you want, but it has to be exciting. You can sing any type of song, preferably Muggle, since we don't get enough exposure to that here. You will be judged by a panel of judges that I will pick myself. And before you ask, yes, I will be doing it too."
Everyone stared at Ginny like she had grown two more heads or something.
"What are you looking at?" said Ginny.
They all remembered they were staring and looked away, at the ceiling, the ground, the wall, their partner's eyes, anywhere but Ginny.
Hermione, the more sensible one, asked, "What order are we going to sing in?"
"Alphabetical of course." Replied Ginny.
Blaise smirked confidently, knowing he would go first, and boy what an opening act he would do.
They all nodded their heads signifying that they knew what she was talking about.
"Well, that wraps it up, see you bright and early tomorrow." Said Ginny enthusiastically for someone who was up at one in the morning.
They all groaned and returned to their respected dormitories or quarters.
(Maybe I should stop here, I'm seriously thinking about it but since I haven't updated in so long, I'll keep going till the next day. Here comes Blaise's mysterious dare.)
The next day, the students had all arrived back and Hogwarts was bathed in a golden sunlight that falsified the scene that the students were about to witness.
The students, chattering away at their seats, talking amongst each other. No one but the few, who had been present last night in the Room of Requirement, noticed a certain Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy were missing. That is of course, with a certain twinklely eyed Headmaster.
Suddenly, the great hall doors opened with a bang and the students all looked over and stared in shock. There was Harry and Draco, and they were HOLDING HANDS?!?!?!
The pair strolled up between the house tables and was about to head over to the Gryffindor table when a red headed female shot up in front of them.
"YOU CAN'T BE WITH HIM HARRY." Shouted Ginny.
"Why not?" The pair answered together.
"BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT WITH YOUR CHILD HARRY."
Excited whispered ran through the hall while the Weasley twins were pretending to faint.
"That's impossible," stated Harry.
"WHY?" shouted Ginny, a bit confused though.
"Because I'm already pregnant with Draco's baby."
If the whispers were loud before, they were roaring now.
"Yes, we are happily in love and are going to get married in Las Vegas," said Draco.
Suddenly, the great hall heard the thud of a falling chair coming from the head table; they all turned around to see.
There was Professor Snape, on the Head table, on one knee with a rose and a ring held out to Harry.
"I love you Harry Potter, will you marry me?" asked Snape.
The Gryffindors, Hufflepuffs, and Ravenclaws were too shocked to even laugh. The Slytherins were looking at disgust to their Head of House. It wasn't that he was gay, it was because it was Potter.
"No, I'm sorry Snape, I already have Draco." Harry told Snape.
He turned around but Draco didn't.
"Hey professor, how about me?" asked Draco.
"YOU BASTARD!" shouted Harry and then slapped Draco. Then he turned around and started storming out of the hall.
"Harry, we can always have a threesome you know!" yelled Draco after Harry, but he was gone.
Snape took this moment to run out of the great hall, seeming to run after Harry. Draco soon followed, not wanting to be humiliated anymore, and so did Ginny.
The people in the Great Hall decided that they went together to "resolve" their conflicts.
Dumbledore stood up to make an announcement. "It has come to my attention that some students in this school want to hold a contest in here similar to the one currently being used called "American Idol" or something like that, and I thought it was a great idea. I already have ten students signed up to sing, and does anyone else want to join?"
Utter Silence.
"Well then, we will start tomorrow, after lunch, Good-D"
The Headmaster was suddenly interrupted by a loud screeching scream. Seconds later, a crying/angry Filch was running into the great hall.
"They have, her, those hooligans, they have Mrs. Norris." Screeched Filch.
"Mr. Filch calm down, what exactly happened here," questioned Dumbledore.
"Someone took her, Mrs. Norris, and they left this," he thrust a note up to Dumbledore. "I don't care, kill them, burn them, expel them all, do something and got my Norris Back!"
With that he fainted.
"Never thought I'd see the day were Filch fainted," said Fred or George.
They looked over to the smug Slytherin responsible for this.
"That boy is good, real good."
Hey there, I think that should do it. I think that's good enough, and the next time, Hogwart's Idol, remember to REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Sevieiscute