Weee…. Some of you like the fic…. Here's the second chapter… I bet you are going to like it… As you may know… I don't own FF7, I own a copy though… Sephiroth-sama Manson randomly drools… Ah… Sephiroth, Wonder if he has space for one more in that Materia he was locked inside? So… read on, read on, there's no need to read my nonsense ramblings… On with the show…
"Swallow, Swallow…" The Turks continued…. Now, Elena had a sphinx made out of Tequila shots and Reno was building the leaning tower of beer. Sephiroth was busy speaking wit Iyoku and Cloud was plainly trying to think on a way to trash a song.
"Man, how the hell did he do it so fast…" Cloud asked as he dumped the tenth napkin he had to begin writing a new song.
"I have an idea… let's sing together Cloud…" Tifa happily said as she entangled her arms like poison ivy around Cloud. Yuffie sighed and Vincent shook his head.
"Some people don't know when to give up…" Vincent said as Yuffie looked at him with the corner of her eye. "Talking about songs and quitting… Hand me your materia Vincent…" Yuffie said as she looked at the Ex-Turk looking at her as Cloud seemed to be holding the desire to laugh in Yuffie's face.
"I rest my case…" Vincent said looking at Aeris writing very encouraged with her tongue being the stance of all her concentration. "Look at that… Even the damn Shinra is willing to write a song… That damn Shinra…" Barret said biting a few curses.
"SOLDIER… MAKO REACTORS… SEPHIROTH… SHINRA…. I HATE THEM ALL!" Tifa said as if it was an old habit and a hard one to break.
"We know Wonder bra… no need to point out the obvious…" Elena said as she saw Reno trying to drink his bottle of wine but it seemed he was loosing his will. That and Rude was completely intoxicated with alcohol. They knew because he was smiling.
"You are not a 4th of July yourself 'Lockheart'…" Sephiroth said as he dropped his conversation with Iyuko to defend his Psycho honor. Because Psychos have honor… Oh yes they do… Cloud began laughing.
"Sometimes I like being his clone…" He said receiving the thumbs up from both Iyulo and Sephiroth at the same time. "I don't wear a wonder bra you Blonde bimbo…" Tifa said as some of the guys thought here was going to be a cat fight. Although Scarlet was not willing to start a slap competition to see which one between Tifa and her was the bitchiest of them both. "I beg to differ…" Cloud said as he leaned back giving a rest to the whole song issue.
"Cloud…" Tifa said as she looked at him wide eyed.
"Beware Strife… she can get mad at you and poke your eyes out…" Reno said as he looked at Tifa and then cheered at his booze and at the company of his Turks, all while Tseng decided to silently drool over Elena's talent on drinking Tequila.
"Yeah, Tifa, beware of were you point those at…" Vincent said as it seemed Hojo was laughing his ass out. Now he knew why Tifa didn't die in the reactor… it wasn't because that sissy teacher saved her… NO, it was because her wonder bra took most of the wound.
"That argument seems dangerous…" Iyuko said as she looked at Sephiroth.
"Sure… and as long as the weapons and Jenova are still locked inside their cage playibg board games, we are safe from world war III…" He said pointing at the monsters that left their Uno game to play Yenga… "Do you think someone else is going to try to sing something?" "I don't know… I am only the bad guy here, I am not psychic…" Sephiroth said making Iyulo sigh. She once again received a more like herself kind of answer. She sighed, now that everyone was either fixed in the drinking contest between the Turks and writing a song, she had nothing to do…. Unless she kidnapped the psycho… Kidnapping….Yummy… As she machinated a plan to snatch Sephiroth from the party, someone dropped by the table. Rufus Shinra and a few SOLDIER people. "Miss. Iyuko?" "Yes hottie…? I mean,… Mr. Shinra…" She said with a scared smile. "I think I have a song I wanna sing…. Can you fix up the music?" Iyuko stood up and followed Rufus. Sephiroth looked to the side, and then when he took his sight to the table Hojo was looking at him. "What do you want now?" "So, you are too sexy, son?" Hojo asked leaning back.
"Don't call me son you pathetic scientist…" He said with his eyes closed and a raised brow.
"But, sonny boy… I am your father… you even look like me…" Sephiroth looked at him (Random girl denies and screams in fear…) "No I don't… and if it was so… I'd rather be dead…" He said as she looked at Hojo smile even more widely.
"Sephiroth… - Hojo said taking his hands and covering his mouth to make it sound as if he was on a speaker.- I'm… your father…" Hojo said with a Darth Vader tone. "Shut up already…." Sephiroth said very annoyed.
"Mwahahahahaha…. What are you gonna do? Call your mamma and cry…? I am your dad… Lalala… and you suck as a psycho… and I am your daddy… call me daddy Sephy…- To all this, our Sephiroth is holding the desire of making Hojo swallow his teeth.- Say it… Daddy…- Hojo said with the voice tone a father use to speak to a one year old. Evem when the last dated age of the Psycho said it was 27.- You are daddy's boy and you have a nice green haired girlfriend… Are you gonna play mom and dad with the girl?" Sephiroth was so annoyed he was biting his lips while he saw Tifa twitching in pain as she laughed her ass out. She just couldn't believe how fun that nasty scientist turned to be.
"Damn it… Mamma!" Sephiroth called, Jenova looked from the cage and Hojo started looking at it as if she was stupid or something. But then when he looked at the table, Lucrecia was standing beside the psycho.
"Something wrong…?" "No… nothing wrong…" Hojo said as he stood up and left Sephiroth alone.
"Thanks Lucrecia…." Sephiroth said as he looked at the woman that nodded and walked away. Sometimes it was convenient to listen to a mediocre scientist. Then Iyuko came back to the table… "Sorry… where were we?" She asked as she tried to resume the maybe nonsense conversation they were holding.
"We… nowhere…" Sephiroth said as she looked at him and went tripping off reality placing black bows in the spikes of his hair.
"You know… that is REALLY annoying…" He said as she kept putting bows in his hair. Then she pulled out a small paper and placed it in Sephiroth's head…. The paper read Cute But Psycho… We are even… Sephiroth sighed.
"We knew that honey…" Cloud said as he walked by with Aeris heading for the bar.
"Yeah…. Indeed he's cute… and a Psycho…" Aeris said as she placed one of her flowers on Sephiroth's head and made him look even more frustrated.
"You guys are no help you know…" He said as Cloud smirked.
"We don't have to help you… You are a pain in the ass…"And they walked away letting Sephiroth resume his activity of looking nastily at Iyoku. The Yuffie passed by chasing Vincent and his 'materia' "Why didn't I think of that?' Yuffie said looking at the bows on Sephiroth's hair. Iyulo plainly laughed and then looked at the band that was calling her.
"Well… time for me to work…" She said standing up and walking to the stage, from where she saw a few SOLDIER guys hi-jacking Reno from his drinking competition. Elena now was finishing the Eiffel tower with her tequila shots.
"Ok people… our second brave one of the night comes to us with some catchy phrases and well… dancing I guess…- Iyuko said as she saw the girls of the Honeybee Inn going onstage. Everyone thought President Shinra was singing now.- Put it together for Rufus Shinra… featuring Reno of the Turks… Oh Man…. This I gotta see." She said as she handed Rufus the mic and sat beside her trusty psycho that now was done pulling the bows off his head and she greeted him placing cat ears on his head.
"Well well… Since I had nothing to do I prepared this… For you, Usher's Yeah! Shinra style…" Reno plainly looked numb and alcoholically blushed and smiled before falling on his ass and being held by the honeybee dancers.
"Uh... Let's go.
Come on... Ok... Rufus... Yeah... -Rufus and Reno sang.-
In the beach with some honneys Trying to get a little sun tan Locked down in my Villa Resting as it should be... – the Honeybees are moving it and touching Rufus-
Then the maid walks up to me Tells me someone's in the phone line It looks urgent .
And it seems I have to leave -Rufus works the stage and some people walk to the dance floor-
I stand up from my party.
She got me feeling like the day's gonna blow -Reno: "Watch out... Oh…. Watch out!"- She said 'It's your daddy.
So I walk up to the office and tell her to pick up the phone.
She said 'Damn he got slashed..."
And I thought... And then said…
Yeah Yeah.... Daddy just got slashed That seems so depressing.
Yeah Yeah I got so screwed up Thinking in the money Yeah Yeah, I have such a load I think I just can get naughty.
Yeah Yeah....Next thing I knew I was drowned in money screaming Yeah Yeah... Yeah, Yeah Yeah… Yeah!
Yeah Yeah....Yeah! Yeah Yeah... Yeah! -Sexy dance with Reno and the Honeys.-
So I head up to Midgar.
Shinra Inc is my company I'm the president I Have to go lead...
But as soon as I get there I see the meatball dude laughing -Points at Heidegger-
He thinks I work like my daddy But that just ain't me...
And I DON'T know how things went Before I made it here But I do Know how the were The moment I take the lead.
"God the Horse laugh gets on my nerves.
Heidigger is the fist I'm gonna kill.
I sent the turks To get the girl -points at Aeri who looks wide eyed-
And now I have my way to live...
Yeah Yeah.... Daddy just got slashed That seems so depressing.
Yeah Yeah I got so screwed up Thinking in the mmoney Yeah Yeah, I have such a load I think I just can get naughty.
Yeah Yeah....Next thing I knew I was drowned in money screaming Yeah Yeah... Yeah, Yeah, Yeah... Yeah Yeah Yeah....Yeah! Yeah, Yeah... Yeah!" Then Reno and a bottle of wine make it to the mic.
"Watch out for the kid's decisions Just don't follow and you may end up in prison That's just the game if he's in a good mood If not the Turks bullets may just pierce your skull
Foget about them I'm gonna say the truth I won't stop till I get Tifa in a bunny suit. Tiffa: OO
And every minute AVALANCHE shows I have to drop my meal and go hunt.
As if I had nothing more to do than chase those little fucks...
We took the ship and we start to roll Following Cloud like a shoe with sticky old gum.
How you like it now.
that you know all of us end up dead like a freaking cow...
Lets flea, Rude speaks and we just get fucked Now we have Weapons lurking all around the globe
I quit... that's what I said Before this planet blows I will make sure I get laid... He said..." Rufus and the Honeys come and dance in the stage.
"Yeah Yeah.... Daddy just got slashed That seems so depressing.
Yeah Yeah I got so screwed up Thinking in the money Yeah Yeah, I have such a load I think I just can be naughty.
Yeah Yeah....Next thing I knew I was drowned in money screaming Yeah Yeah... Yeah, Yeah, Yeah... Yeah Yeah Yeah....Yeah! Yeah, Yeah... Yeah!" Rude took the mic again…
"Take that and rewind it back, Rufus has the gil to make your jaw just go "ah" Take that and rewind it back, Cloud's got the moves to make us Turks to go "Damn" Take that and rewind it back, Tifa's got the boobs to make Rude go "Whaaaa" Take that and rewind it back, Sephy's got the power to make us all go "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" And they finished their song and dance and went off stage and Iyuko came moving the ass to the stage "Thank you Mr. Shinra… Certainly that was better than the sing along in Junon. Watch out Usher…. More ideas…?I will be in the same corner…" And she went to her corner. Rude was trying to alcohilize his blood even more now that Reno let out loud that he liked Tifa.
"Did you hic liked my songgggg…. Elena…. And Elena…. hic?" Reno said as he saw Two Elenas instead of one.
"There there… here's your wine Reno…" And she gave him his wine and kept drinking. Cloud was traumatized with the image of Tifa in a bunny suit and Aeris was still very motivated writing in her paper. It indeed is an insane Karaoke party.
So, chappie numero dos here.... enjoy.... for the one who requested Rufus... I delivered.... LOL... R&R... NO FLAMES... Toddles.
"Swallow, Swallow…" The Turks continued…. Now, Elena had a sphinx made out of Tequila shots and Reno was building the leaning tower of beer. Sephiroth was busy speaking wit Iyoku and Cloud was plainly trying to think on a way to trash a song.
"Man, how the hell did he do it so fast…" Cloud asked as he dumped the tenth napkin he had to begin writing a new song.
"I have an idea… let's sing together Cloud…" Tifa happily said as she entangled her arms like poison ivy around Cloud. Yuffie sighed and Vincent shook his head.
"Some people don't know when to give up…" Vincent said as Yuffie looked at him with the corner of her eye. "Talking about songs and quitting… Hand me your materia Vincent…" Yuffie said as she looked at the Ex-Turk looking at her as Cloud seemed to be holding the desire to laugh in Yuffie's face.
"I rest my case…" Vincent said looking at Aeris writing very encouraged with her tongue being the stance of all her concentration. "Look at that… Even the damn Shinra is willing to write a song… That damn Shinra…" Barret said biting a few curses.
"SOLDIER… MAKO REACTORS… SEPHIROTH… SHINRA…. I HATE THEM ALL!" Tifa said as if it was an old habit and a hard one to break.
"We know Wonder bra… no need to point out the obvious…" Elena said as she saw Reno trying to drink his bottle of wine but it seemed he was loosing his will. That and Rude was completely intoxicated with alcohol. They knew because he was smiling.
"You are not a 4th of July yourself 'Lockheart'…" Sephiroth said as he dropped his conversation with Iyuko to defend his Psycho honor. Because Psychos have honor… Oh yes they do… Cloud began laughing.
"Sometimes I like being his clone…" He said receiving the thumbs up from both Iyulo and Sephiroth at the same time. "I don't wear a wonder bra you Blonde bimbo…" Tifa said as some of the guys thought here was going to be a cat fight. Although Scarlet was not willing to start a slap competition to see which one between Tifa and her was the bitchiest of them both. "I beg to differ…" Cloud said as he leaned back giving a rest to the whole song issue.
"Cloud…" Tifa said as she looked at him wide eyed.
"Beware Strife… she can get mad at you and poke your eyes out…" Reno said as he looked at Tifa and then cheered at his booze and at the company of his Turks, all while Tseng decided to silently drool over Elena's talent on drinking Tequila.
"Yeah, Tifa, beware of were you point those at…" Vincent said as it seemed Hojo was laughing his ass out. Now he knew why Tifa didn't die in the reactor… it wasn't because that sissy teacher saved her… NO, it was because her wonder bra took most of the wound.
"That argument seems dangerous…" Iyuko said as she looked at Sephiroth.
"Sure… and as long as the weapons and Jenova are still locked inside their cage playibg board games, we are safe from world war III…" He said pointing at the monsters that left their Uno game to play Yenga… "Do you think someone else is going to try to sing something?" "I don't know… I am only the bad guy here, I am not psychic…" Sephiroth said making Iyulo sigh. She once again received a more like herself kind of answer. She sighed, now that everyone was either fixed in the drinking contest between the Turks and writing a song, she had nothing to do…. Unless she kidnapped the psycho… Kidnapping….Yummy… As she machinated a plan to snatch Sephiroth from the party, someone dropped by the table. Rufus Shinra and a few SOLDIER people. "Miss. Iyuko?" "Yes hottie…? I mean,… Mr. Shinra…" She said with a scared smile. "I think I have a song I wanna sing…. Can you fix up the music?" Iyuko stood up and followed Rufus. Sephiroth looked to the side, and then when he took his sight to the table Hojo was looking at him. "What do you want now?" "So, you are too sexy, son?" Hojo asked leaning back.
"Don't call me son you pathetic scientist…" He said with his eyes closed and a raised brow.
"But, sonny boy… I am your father… you even look like me…" Sephiroth looked at him (Random girl denies and screams in fear…) "No I don't… and if it was so… I'd rather be dead…" He said as she looked at Hojo smile even more widely.
"Sephiroth… - Hojo said taking his hands and covering his mouth to make it sound as if he was on a speaker.- I'm… your father…" Hojo said with a Darth Vader tone. "Shut up already…." Sephiroth said very annoyed.
"Mwahahahahaha…. What are you gonna do? Call your mamma and cry…? I am your dad… Lalala… and you suck as a psycho… and I am your daddy… call me daddy Sephy…- To all this, our Sephiroth is holding the desire of making Hojo swallow his teeth.- Say it… Daddy…- Hojo said with the voice tone a father use to speak to a one year old. Evem when the last dated age of the Psycho said it was 27.- You are daddy's boy and you have a nice green haired girlfriend… Are you gonna play mom and dad with the girl?" Sephiroth was so annoyed he was biting his lips while he saw Tifa twitching in pain as she laughed her ass out. She just couldn't believe how fun that nasty scientist turned to be.
"Damn it… Mamma!" Sephiroth called, Jenova looked from the cage and Hojo started looking at it as if she was stupid or something. But then when he looked at the table, Lucrecia was standing beside the psycho.
"Something wrong…?" "No… nothing wrong…" Hojo said as he stood up and left Sephiroth alone.
"Thanks Lucrecia…." Sephiroth said as he looked at the woman that nodded and walked away. Sometimes it was convenient to listen to a mediocre scientist. Then Iyuko came back to the table… "Sorry… where were we?" She asked as she tried to resume the maybe nonsense conversation they were holding.
"We… nowhere…" Sephiroth said as she looked at him and went tripping off reality placing black bows in the spikes of his hair.
"You know… that is REALLY annoying…" He said as she kept putting bows in his hair. Then she pulled out a small paper and placed it in Sephiroth's head…. The paper read Cute But Psycho… We are even… Sephiroth sighed.
"We knew that honey…" Cloud said as he walked by with Aeris heading for the bar.
"Yeah…. Indeed he's cute… and a Psycho…" Aeris said as she placed one of her flowers on Sephiroth's head and made him look even more frustrated.
"You guys are no help you know…" He said as Cloud smirked.
"We don't have to help you… You are a pain in the ass…"And they walked away letting Sephiroth resume his activity of looking nastily at Iyoku. The Yuffie passed by chasing Vincent and his 'materia' "Why didn't I think of that?' Yuffie said looking at the bows on Sephiroth's hair. Iyulo plainly laughed and then looked at the band that was calling her.
"Well… time for me to work…" She said standing up and walking to the stage, from where she saw a few SOLDIER guys hi-jacking Reno from his drinking competition. Elena now was finishing the Eiffel tower with her tequila shots.
"Ok people… our second brave one of the night comes to us with some catchy phrases and well… dancing I guess…- Iyuko said as she saw the girls of the Honeybee Inn going onstage. Everyone thought President Shinra was singing now.- Put it together for Rufus Shinra… featuring Reno of the Turks… Oh Man…. This I gotta see." She said as she handed Rufus the mic and sat beside her trusty psycho that now was done pulling the bows off his head and she greeted him placing cat ears on his head.
"Well well… Since I had nothing to do I prepared this… For you, Usher's Yeah! Shinra style…" Reno plainly looked numb and alcoholically blushed and smiled before falling on his ass and being held by the honeybee dancers.
"Uh... Let's go.
Come on... Ok... Rufus... Yeah... -Rufus and Reno sang.-
In the beach with some honneys Trying to get a little sun tan Locked down in my Villa Resting as it should be... – the Honeybees are moving it and touching Rufus-
Then the maid walks up to me Tells me someone's in the phone line It looks urgent .
And it seems I have to leave -Rufus works the stage and some people walk to the dance floor-
I stand up from my party.
She got me feeling like the day's gonna blow -Reno: "Watch out... Oh…. Watch out!"- She said 'It's your daddy.
So I walk up to the office and tell her to pick up the phone.
She said 'Damn he got slashed..."
And I thought... And then said…
Yeah Yeah.... Daddy just got slashed That seems so depressing.
Yeah Yeah I got so screwed up Thinking in the money Yeah Yeah, I have such a load I think I just can get naughty.
Yeah Yeah....Next thing I knew I was drowned in money screaming Yeah Yeah... Yeah, Yeah Yeah… Yeah!
Yeah Yeah....Yeah! Yeah Yeah... Yeah! -Sexy dance with Reno and the Honeys.-
So I head up to Midgar.
Shinra Inc is my company I'm the president I Have to go lead...
But as soon as I get there I see the meatball dude laughing -Points at Heidegger-
He thinks I work like my daddy But that just ain't me...
And I DON'T know how things went Before I made it here But I do Know how the were The moment I take the lead.
"God the Horse laugh gets on my nerves.
Heidigger is the fist I'm gonna kill.
I sent the turks To get the girl -points at Aeri who looks wide eyed-
And now I have my way to live...
Yeah Yeah.... Daddy just got slashed That seems so depressing.
Yeah Yeah I got so screwed up Thinking in the mmoney Yeah Yeah, I have such a load I think I just can get naughty.
Yeah Yeah....Next thing I knew I was drowned in money screaming Yeah Yeah... Yeah, Yeah, Yeah... Yeah Yeah Yeah....Yeah! Yeah, Yeah... Yeah!" Then Reno and a bottle of wine make it to the mic.
"Watch out for the kid's decisions Just don't follow and you may end up in prison That's just the game if he's in a good mood If not the Turks bullets may just pierce your skull
Foget about them I'm gonna say the truth I won't stop till I get Tifa in a bunny suit. Tiffa: OO
And every minute AVALANCHE shows I have to drop my meal and go hunt.
As if I had nothing more to do than chase those little fucks...
We took the ship and we start to roll Following Cloud like a shoe with sticky old gum.
How you like it now.
that you know all of us end up dead like a freaking cow...
Lets flea, Rude speaks and we just get fucked Now we have Weapons lurking all around the globe
I quit... that's what I said Before this planet blows I will make sure I get laid... He said..." Rufus and the Honeys come and dance in the stage.
"Yeah Yeah.... Daddy just got slashed That seems so depressing.
Yeah Yeah I got so screwed up Thinking in the money Yeah Yeah, I have such a load I think I just can be naughty.
Yeah Yeah....Next thing I knew I was drowned in money screaming Yeah Yeah... Yeah, Yeah, Yeah... Yeah Yeah Yeah....Yeah! Yeah, Yeah... Yeah!" Rude took the mic again…
"Take that and rewind it back, Rufus has the gil to make your jaw just go "ah" Take that and rewind it back, Cloud's got the moves to make us Turks to go "Damn" Take that and rewind it back, Tifa's got the boobs to make Rude go "Whaaaa" Take that and rewind it back, Sephy's got the power to make us all go "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" And they finished their song and dance and went off stage and Iyuko came moving the ass to the stage "Thank you Mr. Shinra… Certainly that was better than the sing along in Junon. Watch out Usher…. More ideas…?I will be in the same corner…" And she went to her corner. Rude was trying to alcohilize his blood even more now that Reno let out loud that he liked Tifa.
"Did you hic liked my songgggg…. Elena…. And Elena…. hic?" Reno said as he saw Two Elenas instead of one.
"There there… here's your wine Reno…" And she gave him his wine and kept drinking. Cloud was traumatized with the image of Tifa in a bunny suit and Aeris was still very motivated writing in her paper. It indeed is an insane Karaoke party.
So, chappie numero dos here.... enjoy.... for the one who requested Rufus... I delivered.... LOL... R&R... NO FLAMES... Toddles.