Yesss, my precioussss. I will tell you the ssstory of my birthday, yesss. How I got you, my precioussss...
A long time ago, my preciousss, I lived in a village with my friendssss and family. Yesss, and I jusssst ssspent my time sssstudying rootsss and other pointlessss thingsss. I often went sssswimming with my friendsss. Friendssss, a needlesss thing, my preciousss. I only need you... Yessss, I went ssswimming many timesss.
One day, on my birthday, my preciousss, I ssswam with my friend. He had a sssharp eye. Yesss, very ssssharp. He and I ssswam along the river, looking for thingsss on the bottom. A passsst time, you might call it. We ssssearched... My friend sssspotted you, my preciousssss. He sssped down to the bottom to getsss you. He picksss it up and examinessss it. I look over at you, my precioussss. Yessss, I swim over to my friend. I ssssaysss "Givessss it to me. It'sss my birthday!" He refussssesss. I holdsss out my hand "Givesss it to me!" I ssaysss again. Onccce again, he refussesss. Yessss, I needed you, my preciousss. I chokesss my friend... It wasss my birthday, after all. I grabsss you and putsss you on. Yessss, I cleverly hide my friendssss body. No one'ssss to find it, my precioussss.
Whenssss I get out of the water and go to my village, I dissscoverssss no one can ssssee me. I create much missssschief. Whensss I finally takesss you off, they banisssh me. They not wantsss me, sssso here I am. In thissss dark cave.
You ssssee, my precioussss. I need no one. Jussst you.
A long time ago, my preciousss, I lived in a village with my friendssss and family. Yesss, and I jusssst ssspent my time sssstudying rootsss and other pointlessss thingsss. I often went sssswimming with my friendsss. Friendssss, a needlesss thing, my preciousss. I only need you... Yessss, I went ssswimming many timesss.
One day, on my birthday, my preciousss, I ssswam with my friend. He had a sssharp eye. Yesss, very ssssharp. He and I ssswam along the river, looking for thingsss on the bottom. A passsst time, you might call it. We ssssearched... My friend sssspotted you, my preciousssss. He sssped down to the bottom to getsss you. He picksss it up and examinessss it. I look over at you, my precioussss. Yessss, I swim over to my friend. I ssssaysss "Givessss it to me. It'sss my birthday!" He refussssesss. I holdsss out my hand "Givesss it to me!" I ssaysss again. Onccce again, he refussesss. Yessss, I needed you, my preciousss. I chokesss my friend... It wasss my birthday, after all. I grabsss you and putsss you on. Yessss, I cleverly hide my friendssss body. No one'ssss to find it, my precioussss.
Whenssss I get out of the water and go to my village, I dissscoverssss no one can ssssee me. I create much missssschief. Whensss I finally takesss you off, they banisssh me. They not wantsss me, sssso here I am. In thissss dark cave.
You ssssee, my precioussss. I need no one. Jussst you.