The Wedding Take 2
"So now what? We finally got this whole trouble taken care of but there's one problem. Everyone else is ticked off by what you done and now that they know what you know..." Tommy said.
"Of course, not everyone will believe it." Gaz replied, remembering the idiocy of everyone back home.
"You won't be safe and we won't be able to get a wedding started thanks to the mess you caused." Tommy reminds Zim.
"Yes, I know." Zim pauses to think. Then he snaps his fingers because he got an idea. "I got it, but first, GIR?"
"Yes???" asked GIR stupidly.
"Mind pressing the air conditioning button." Zim told him.
"Okie-dokie." GIR said stupidly as he goes over to the buttons. Thanks to his stupidness, he presses the wrong button, which is...
"Warning! The Self-Destruction button has been activated. The ship will self-destruct within 1 minute." said the computer.
"Quick! We must leave!" Zim said as he quickly runs to the control panel and pushes a few buttons.
"You knew GIR would do that?" asked Tommy confused.
"Well, duh! He's GIR!" Gaz reminded him.
"Okay, we're going!"
With a push of the button, Zim, Tommy, Gaz, and GIR transported right out of the ship...
...And right on a grassy field outside of Tommy's hometown. As they got up, they hear and see an explosion overhead. It was Zim's ship that has now self-destructed. Tommy and Gaz looks at Zim, puzzled at what he did."Hey, at least I can live a life on Earth and keep my promise to leave Earth alone." Zim explained. "Besides, turns out the Tallest never liked me and this mission is a fake."
"Oh, I coulda figured." Tommy said with a shrug.
"And now, time to fix things...without actually fixing things." Zim takes out some sort of device. He pushes a button on it and a strange wave sorta shook things up. The wave disappears.
"What happened? What did you do Zim?" Gaz asked.
"Look at your watches." Zim said with a smirk.
Tommy and Gaz looked at their watches and to their surprise; its two hours before the wedding and before the whole thing started.
"But how...?" Tommy asked puzzled.
"I managed to go
back two hours before your wedding and have it that no one but you,
me, Gaz, and of course GIR, remembered the events after. Plus, my
attack will never happen because I won't attack." Zim
explained.
Gaz smiles and goes over to her friend.
"Zim thanks." Gaz said as she kisses Zim on the cheek. Zim blushes a bit. "And I hope you attend the wedding."
"Well, now that Zim's identify is safe and that we're all pals here, I guess you know what that means." Tommy said with a smirk.
"Yeah I know. Come on, we got a wedding, this time with no interruptions, to go to." Gaz said grabbing Tommy's hand. The engaged couple runs back to get ready for their true wedding this time. Zim smiles.
"Come on, GIR. A friend of mine wants me to attend her wedding." Zim told his robot.
"Can we have cake???" asked GIR stupidly.
"Yes, we can have cake." Zim said with annoyance.
"Yay!"
Later
Everyone
starts to walk down the aisle into their seats. Soon everyone is
there, except Gaz and her father. The organ starts to play "Here
Comes the Bride". Tommy turns to see Gaz in the most beautiful
dress he's ever seen her wear. He is rather jaw dropped.
As
they're coming down, Membrane whispered to his daughter. "You
look lovely Gaz dear."
"Thanks dad." Gaz
smiled.
Then Prof. Membrane let her go and took a seat.
Tommy
and Gaz looked at each other happily.
The minister cleared his
throat. "Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to see the
union of these two. If anyone here has a reason why these two should
not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace?"
No
one said a word. Zim, in a human-hologram, was nearby and he
smiled.
"Gaz Membrane, do you take this man, to be your
husband?" He asked.
"I do?" Gaz smiled.
"And
do you, Tommy, take his woman to be your wife?" He asked.
"I
do." Tommy smiled.
"The rings please." The
minister spoke. Dib took out the rings, gave them to Chuckie, who
gave them to Tommy and Gaz.
The two put the rings on each
others fingers.
"By the authority in me vested, I declare
thee man and wife!" The Minster said. "You may now kiss the
bride."
Tommy moved Gaz's veil and the two
kissed.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I present you, Mr. And
Mrs. Pickles!" The minister announced.
Everyone applauded
as the two went down the aisle, now a married
couple.
Later
Everyone is at the reception.
Timmy and Gaz smile. "Man, I still wish that was me in Gaz's
shoes." Kimi sighed.
"Hey, I'm right here!"
Timmy complained.
Elsewhere, GIR, in his Dog disguise, jumped
and landed on the cake and started to chomp away.
"GIR!"
Zim yelled. "The cake was to be eater AFTER Gaz and her husband
cut the cake. Not before!"
"Opps...Sorry." GIR
apologized, and then he went back to eating.
Zim sighed. "Why
do I even bother?"
Just then Dib came up. "Ah HA!
Now I've got you Zim!"
"Relax Dib; I'm no longer
here to conquer the Earth. I've given up." Zim sighed as he
walked past; leaving a dumbfounded Dib to get hit in the face by cake
that GIR was tossing around as he ate it.
At the parents table
Didi sighed dreamingly. "My little boy has grown up." A
tear came down her eye.
A tear also came down Membranes eye.
"If only Gaz's mother could be here to see this." He
smiled.
"Way to go champ." Stu said quietly.
On
the dance floor, Tommy and Gaz are dancing to a slow dance, both
looking at each other happily as they smiled and kiss each other.
Later
Gaz
and Tommy are in a luxury hotel, curtsey of Gaz's father. Everyone
else was already on their way home but Tommy and Gaz chose to stay
for their Honeymoon.
Tommy was already in bed reading a new
script he got sent to him.
Just then Gaz coughed, this got
Tommy's attention and he looked up. He dropped his script on the
floor and was jaw dropped to see Gaz standing, just next to the
bathroom door, in nothing but her underwear and a bra.
Gaz
blushed as she, rather seductively, walked up to Tommy. "You
know Tommy, that night...well...you know which one I mean."
Tommy
nodded.
"Well...we never did anything, which I'm glad we
didn't." She smiled as she got on the bed and, gently, pushed
Tommy down on it. "But, now that we're married, we're free to do
whatever we want. Right?"
Tommy gulped and
nodded.
"So...do you want to have a fun wedding night?"
She asked with a smile that made Tommy melt like butter.
Tommy
looked at Gaz. "Well...if...uh...if you want to...I won't
object." His posture finally straightened up.
Gaz smiled
as she got on top of Tommy, kissed him, and switched the lights
off.
The end...for now
