Timon stalked hopelessly down a tunnel, talking softly to himself,
"Oy.....what would Pa say? Me, me...as...a..." Timon cut off, his brow furrowed and he continued on his way to Ma. He would be leaving in a few days.......
Suddenly Timon (who was confused) found himself pushed against the wall of the tunnel. There were four other male pups surrounding him.
"Oh look! It's Timon - the queen."
"...uh...hi guys..." Timon chuckled nervously, "mind letting me go?"
The pup holding Timon to the wall laughed.
"Why? Is little girly Timon scared?"
Timon growled and tried to claw him but another pup caught his arm.
"Hey." One pup growled at him.
A third pup touched Timon's fur.
"Hey guys! He is really soft! Like a girl but softer!"
Everyone laughed and Timon snarled with saddened eyes. He wasn't doing all this because he wanted too......
Timon was finally rescued by Uncle Max. If 'rescued' was the right word....
Uncle Max stopped in front of the group. They all froze, the pup in front of Timon let him go and backed away, giving Uncle Max a fake smile. Uncle Max surveyed the scene, completely ignoring the fact that they were picking on Timon.
"Timon! Your mothers looking for you. Hurry up."
Timon weaved his way between the pups nervously and followed Uncle Max. There was an awkward silence and just before they reached Ma, Uncle Max took Timon aside.
"..uh...Uncle Max?"
"Listen Timon, before we go in there I want you to know that I personnally didn't want to send you."
Timon rolled his eyes.
Uncle Max opened his mouth to say more but was interrupted by Ma, who had come out of the tunnel to look for them.
"Timon! There you are, we were looking all over for you."
"Well I'm right here Ma."
Timon looked back at Uncle Max before following his mother. Uncle Max followed them, muttering.
They came into an open tunnel, there were a few other meerkats. There were three female meerkats and three male, not counting Timon, Ma, or Uncle Max.
They all stared at Timon. Timon twitched nervously.
"Uh....hello, so...?"
Finally a distinguished female meerkat took the lead.
"As you all know, we decided to send Timon to the other Meerkat King. I think before we send Timon it would be wise to make him a bit more.......feminine."
"What?!" Timon screeched. "It's bad enough I have to go! I even have to pretend to be a girl! I don't want some wacked out beauty treatments!"
"Timon!" Uncle Max yelled at Timon and stopped him from ranting anymore. "It's what's best for all of us."
Timon scowled but finally relented.
"Fine."
However Timon would grow to regret his decision, but -of course- he already knew that.
The next morning is when Timon's beauty treatments would start.
The female meerkat scrutinized Timon carefully, circling him. Timon just hunched and rolled his eyes.
"Well?"
"Well, the first thing we need to do, and by we I mean Timon, is to lose weight!"
"What? But my Timmy's already to thin!"
"Ma!"
"Well.... You see, I want to make his figure look slightly more feminine so......"
Ma was about to protest but just then Uncle Max entered the small hole.
"How is everything going? On schedule?"
"Of course."
"Listen, Unle Max.... We need to talk."
"Not now. I know you don't like to leave Timon alone but we need to let Mira do her work."
Ma sighed before leaving Timon, dragging Unlce Max along with her so she could complain about Timons 'beauty' treatments.
"Timon, you're just going to have to go on a diet, I would say exercise but it'll make you look too big if you get any muscles."
Timon eyed her suspiciously.
"What do you mean muscles?! I've got tons of muscles already!"
"...right....anyway, we also need to start conditioning your fur to make it even softer, then we have to give you lessons so you'll move more gracefully, then we need to get you outfitted for your-"
"Wait a minute! Stop right there, you're not gonna do all that girly - feminine stuff to me! I refuse, it's so degrading!"
Authors note
Well, I never finished this chapter, sorry. I'm not sure if I'll finish this story....