Disclaimer: I don't want to have to tell you again. We do not own anything.
Just a warning, part of this was written during lunch at school. I have to do The Evil Cup of Tea's A/N's in ((blah blah blah)) because it refuses to upload brackets.
The Evil Cup of Tea: Dude, I send you the chapters for a reason. ((I just like annoying you.)) Stephanie just reviewed after I sent it to you. For this chapter and all other chapters, feel free to add whatever you want. ((WOOt! (runs off to do some crazy editing) Muah hah hah... No.))
Stephanie: Uh, actually... I don't think so. Of course, because if her last name was Sparrow, it would be much too easy. Yes, I just thought that fit perfectly.
Aussiesportstar: Yes, very corny, but I couldn't help it. Whatever you are imagining as going on, that's probably not what is going to happen. I'm trying to do longer chapters. Sleep is good.
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The next morning, Nicole wakes up first, but Jack wakes up soon after. They talk for most of the morning.
Will walks over to Nicole's shop. When he gets to the door, he hears quiet voices. One is Nicole's, the other seems familiar, but he can't quite place it. He knocks, and the voices silence.
"Come in." Nicole says. Will enters, but stops when he sees her sitting with her head leaning on Jack's shoulder. He looks angry.
"Jack, what are you doing here? Nicole, Why are you with him?" He starts saying random angry things.
"Will. Will!" She sighs, then comes up to him, puts one hand behind his neck, the other on the back of his head, which is awkward because of her broken arm, and kisses him deeply. She breaks off, but doesn't move her hands. "Will," she says softly, "he is my father. I'm not cheating on you." He sighs and smiles, then pulls her into another kiss. I would like to apologize deeply for the following scene of overly described kissing. Thank you. His tongue seeks entrance into her mouth, her lips parting and granting his wish. Their tongues search each other's mouths. Will's hands run through Nicole's long, flowing, golden wheat colored hair. They part. Again, I am very sorry for subjecting you to that torture. ((So am I))
"So are you two together?" Thank you Captain Obvious Sparrow. Will and Nicole look at each other, smiling.
"Yes, we are." Will answers. Nicole lets a quiet giggle escape her lips.
"What happened to Elizabeth? I thought you were head over heels for her." Will looks uncomfortable and fidgets.
"I was. Then I met Nicole."
"I see. And how is Elizabeth taking it?" Will looks even more uncomfortable and fidgets even more.
"She fell off the fort," Jack raises his eyebrows questioningly. "but she didn't miss the rocks this time." He looks thoughtful, and nods.
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They spend the day talking, and Will and Nicole snogging, of course. Then, Will brings up the topic of why she is here, which makes no sense whatsoever. But he brings up the topic anyway.
"Well, I want to go save my people, who are being tortured on an island." She says, her arms wrapped around Will's neck, though one of her arms is broken, and sitting on his lap. "and I was looking for someone to help me. I suppose it would be you two who are destined to help me."
"We should leave tonight, under cover of darkness." Jack says. Will and Nicole agree.
Under cover of darkness, for some reason, they sneak off to the docks. As they come up on the Black Pearl, docked in plain view, black sails flying, they see Norrington, who is shouting something to someone on deck. At around midnight.
Quickly, they concoct an exotic and overly elaborate plan. Jack will swing onto the deck, over Norrington. Will will (no pun intended) swim to the other side of and climb up. Nicole will make her tragically sad puppy eyes at Norrington, who will let her onboard without a second thought. Then, they will sail off to the Island of Misfit Toys. Uhh, I mean Mary-Sue Island.
Needless to say, everything went to plan and Norrington waved at them leaving, smiling pleasantly.
Upon reaching the open sea, Will takes Nicole's hand and leads her below deck.
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.
They make their way slowly down the steps.
Wee-eee-eeee, bum bum baway...
He sits down on the edge of one of the bunks, and she sits close next to him.
Hush my darling, don't fear my darling, the lion sleeps tonight.
Hush my darling, don't fear my darling, the lion sleeps tonight.
"Let's go to bed." Will says, their lips meeting softly. They lie down.
Wee-eee-eeee, bum bum baway... ((The singing was not my idea. Send all complaints to Arsinoe Selene.))
The next morning, Will and Nicole stand near the helm with Jack. Somehow, the conversation gets around to Nicole's opinion of Jack's hair.
"I don't really like the dreads."
"Why not?" Jack asks.
"Because, then women can't do this." She walks over to Will. Her right hand moves through his hair as they kiss. His left arm wraps around her waist, hand resting on the small of her back. His right hand moves to her neck, and rubs gently and slowly. Nicole's fingers entwine themselves in his hair.
"Land Ho!" comes the shout from the crow's nest.
(("Quickly! To the teleporters!" Jack exclaims, and they all run over to the teleporter pads. Jack opens up his communicator. "Beam me up, Scotty!" he says.))
((Heh, just kidding.))
Jack and Will look in random directions for land while Nicole looks to the island and gasps. Her sparkling sea green eyes loose their sparkle, and her cascading golden wheat colored hair looses its shine and luster. For a moment, she just looks... average. Dun dun dun! Jack and Will hear the gasp, and follow her line of sight to –gasp- a scary yellow pirate ship! Which is, in fact, and oxymoron, but it's dark and they don't realize it's yellow.
They quickly row ashore in the longboats and are greeted with silence.
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I think that's long enough. I'm not quite sure about the chorus of the song, because I found several different versions online. ((I'm just not sure about the song. oO Have you had too much sugar?)) I don't know. Possibly.
((But anyway, that's it for today! Be sure to tune in next time for the next chapter of... err... checks Oh yeah, Mother of all MarySues, the end-all of the MarySue universe.))