Disclaimer: You know the drill...
Depp-Luver49: Or so you think...
The Evil Cup of Tea: AHH! (cowers)
Coffee Luv, Axe-r of MarySues: I feel sorry for your computer.
Stephanie: I can't believe you used that for your name in German... (shakes head)
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As the others fight vaguely, Nicole and Kayla face off. Kayla swings her bat, catching Nicole in the shoulder, sending her reeling. Quickly, she counters with a quick thrust with her cutlass, making a long, shallow gash on Kayla's arm. Nearly unfazed, she swings again, is blocked by Nicole's blade, but shakes her up a little. They keep fighting, neither gaining much ground at a time, and Kayla occasionally trying to smash Nicole's head in with her bat.
Tanya runs to the battlefield, and starts throwing little lit, homemade bombs at everyone, and laughing maniacally. After hitting close to many of the fighters, she runs off, still laughing. In her wake, Tanya leaves all of the Mary-Sues, and all of the pirate crew minus Kayla dying.
"Oh no," Nicole gasps, looking at all her fallen comrades and former enemies. She glances at Will, knowing what she must do. One at a time, she kneels beside the wounded, puts her palms on either side of the wounds, whispers some words in Elvish, and their wounds disappear. As she moves among them, she slows down, for with each girl healed part og her life transferred to them.
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Back in the cave, Tanya pushes the plunger down, sending a spark down each of the two wires. They fizzle a bit, then go out.
"Damn."
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Having been unable to save Elizabeth (D), Nicole collapses in Will's arms. He holds her tenderly, kneeling on the ground.
"Are you alright?" He asks, voice full of concern. Her breathing is labored, coming in short gasps.
"I..." She pauses. "I love you." Her eyes flutter closed delicately.
"N-Nicole?" Will can't hide the tremor in his voice. He cries out in extreme emotional pain, and weeps.
She dies a tragically tragic death, most tragically. Seeing as all of the pirate crewmembers have been converted to see the logic in the "light" (for some of Nicole is in each of them), all go into deep mourning. Except for the Schizophrenic Pirate Captain Stephanie/Kayla, who still wants to bash all of the Mary-Sue's heads in with her bat. Jessica and Valerie have to drag her away kicking, screaming and flailing. Rather like Gimli in Two Towers.
Later, at Nicole's funeral, they all mourn the loss of their friend, who died an unfair and tragic death.. They bury her at the top of a hill, overlooking the sea. Her headstone identifies her as 'Nicole Mary-sue Lovelock-Sparrow, the most beautiful, talented, lovely' and then gets cut off, because it is too long and it runs under the level of the dirt. Sadly and somberly, they make their way slowly to the sanctuary of the cave, where they start making preparations to move back to the village.
Still later, drinking some yummy hot chocolate, they feel better. The hot chocolate is suspected of being spiked with nitroglycerine, having been made by Tanya. Angie starts talking with Jack, and, both being a bit drunk off of the chocolaty drink, she kisses him on the lips. When she sits back down, having crawled into his lap, Will speaks up.
"You do know that he is old enough to be your father, right?" She looks first a Will, then to Jack, then back to Will.
"You're right." Getting up, she goes over and sits on Will's lap with her arms around his neck, and kisses him. "Yay." She says smiling. Making her very happy, he puts his arms around her waist, holding her close to him.
Will refuses to wear anything but black, giving him a slightly evil look. They walk back to the Black Pearl, and can hear random bangs, crashes, and screams coming from The Sunflower, from the very pissed off pirate captain.
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Two years later, Tanya is sitting in the cave with a dead deer nearby. There are half a dozen arrows sticking out of it, and some of the meat is roasting over a small fire. She takes a bite, then leans back against the wall and pushes down a small plunger, blowing up the world.
THE END