Author:
MagnusXXN
Disclaimer: Disclaimer: BTVS doesn't belong to me, it's
Joss
Whendon's baby as is Angel. I don't own X-Men or the concept
of
mutants that's Marvel's baby. I just own this story but I don't
have
any money so sue someone else. Part 6
Rise
of the Juggernaut
There aren't
many places a man such as Xander could walk freely so
he just went
back to Giles' shop just in time to find Anya busy
making out with
Spike. But the blond vampire's fun was soon cut
short when he was
picked up from behind and thrown almost four feet
into the air and
he turned faced a very angry young man.
"Gah! Wh..who the
'ell are you?" Of course he didn't recognize him
and no one
was really going to call the vampire up and inform him
about
Xander's new look on life.
"Come on fangless I'm hurt.
It's me the 'bricklayer', remember
calling me that?" The
juggernaut was enjoying this more then he
should have, but how
should he feel? His ex is already making out
with another guy less
then a few hours after their break up?
"Harris? What in the
name 'o hell happened to you?" Spike said shock
clear in his
voice.
"Xander! You put him down this instant. We were
just about to have
sex and I don't want him bruised." His
grip only tightened around
the small master vampires
torso.
"Gah," Spike coughed, "she said you two
have broken up." He
whispered. Vampires might not have to
breathe to talk but having
your ribcage crushed sorta makes it
hard.
"I said put him down! After all I need someone who
can please me."
"Jesus An, are you trying to get him to
pound me into vampire
paste?" He yelled out. "Why the
blood hell didn't someone clue me in
to the fact that Harris had
turned into the sodding green giant?"
Spike thought
absently.
"What Anya? Couldn't wait a fucking week before
trying to shack up
with the walking dead?" He growled out
never taking his eyes off
Spikes, who's eyes, by the way, were
bulging out of his head.
"Look mate, if you want the bird
have her. You've got my blessing,
just keep me out of
this."
"Look what you've done now Harris! Now that
you can't have sex
anymore you want to deprive me of it too?"
Riley, Buffy, Willow, and
Tara all caught the last part of that
when they entered the magic
shop.
It's hard to say what was
more shocking. The fact that it looked
like Xander was about to
smash Spike with his bare hands or what
Anya had just said.
"What
mate? Can't get it up anymore?" Spike taunted absently but
was
reminded by the sound of his ribs breaking where he was.
"I
mean....it's like this.....Slayer would you get your boy
offa me?"
He begged.
"Oh no. He's still works as
well as he ever did. Its just that he
was hung like a horse before
but now he's the size of a baby
elephant." She summed it up.
Tact really wasn't Anya's strong point.
The slayer and the Wiccans
couldn't help but blush scarlet at the
thought, and Spike had an
odd glint in his eyes. "Really? Then
what's the
problem?"
"Enough!" Xander's voice shook the
whole shop. "Could we change the
subject? Oh I know let's
talk about how I pulled Spike's arms and
legs off and beat him
with them; sound like fun? Thought so." He
reached over and
grabbed Spike's left and right arm with his hands
and held him
spread eagle style in the air.
"Lets NOT talk about
pulling any of my body parts off of me. Slayer
would you control
him, please?!?" The English undead was outright
begging now.
He hadn't been this scared in decades.
"Come on Xan,
you've scared him enough." Buffy told him but she
didn't seem
too worried about Spike.
"Besides your new suit would get
all bloody." Tara told him,
everyone even Spike turned to her
with odd looks. "Well it would!
And its not like we can get
it dry cleaned."
Getting himself under control Xander
dropped Spike to the floor with
a shrug. At once he was heading
for the front door mattering
something like, "...never
thought I'd be saved by dry cleaning bills."
Then he was
gone.
"Now could someone tell me why Xander was about to
crush Spike into
a bleached basketball?" The blond slayer
asked perturbed.
"She was kissing me." Was all Spike
would say.
"Why? Anya, why would you cheat on him like that?"
Willow asked
hotly.
"I wasn't cheating! We broke up."
The ex-demoness stated plainly.
"What for?" Tara didn't
understand that. As far as she was concerned
Xander was a
sweetie.
"Come on you all know." Anya accused, but
no one seemed to know what
she was talking about.
"Don't
play dumb. He's a freak now. Just look at him." She pointing
in
the direction Xander had gone. "He can't even walk into a
low
level ceiling without having to bend down." Everyone
looked
outraged. "He's not like us anymore. He can't go home.
He'll have to
hide in the backroom whenever someone comes in here.
He can't get a
job or even go out to eat." She was
relentless. "So he's super
strong now, woo hoo. He's still a
big mutie freak and I'm not dating
that."
"Hell,
I don't even want him in the shop. I should put up a sign
tomorrow,
'No muties allowed.' " She said absently.
"God,
could you be anymore of a raciest bitch?" Willow exploded.
"I'm
just saying what you're all thinking! He's like a circus geek
now,
its all well and good to see them at the freak show where you
can
point and laugh, but you don't want to see one walking down
the
street like they're normal people."
She might have
continued her self-righteous neo-nazi speech, but
Tara's fist in
her face stopped it right quick.
"Ju...just shut up! Yo..you
soulless bitch!" She was so angry that
Tara couldn't help
that the stutter worse then normal.
"Yeah, stick up for
him. Like you're normal either. You're just some
stuttering podunk
lesbo." Anya screeched as she held her now
bleeding
lip.
"Get out." There was no mistaking the steel in
Buffy's voice. "Walk
out of here right now before your unable
to walk." She and Willow
were shaking with rage. Tara had
walked into the backroom and over
to Xander and engulfed him in a
hug. Her arms had no chance of
reaching all the way around him but
neither cared. Even Riley was
pissed off, that he'd gotten so
angry his face had turned stark
raving red.
So without
another word Anya left. No one said anything for a long
time. The
only sound that could be heard was the sound of Xander's
helmet
being unclasped and sat on the counter next to him. Once his
face
was visible everyone could see the tears running down his
face.
"Shhh, Xander. Don't cry. Sh... she's just a
heartless tramp. What
she said doesn't matter." Tara told him
but her voice was strained.
She was having a hard time not braking
down into tears herself.
Willow and Buffy were having the same
problems.
