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Kamatari's All Out Drag Show
Part 1 out of 3
By Kimi (Iron Mouse)
Chibichibi_ironmouse@yahoo.com
MouseMakingSushi@aol.com
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Disclaimer: I do not own Rurouni Kenshin or Ayashi no
Ceres, I'm just a poor student trying to figure how to pay next month rent.
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Author's Notes: I felt I had to do a humor fic, Crimson
Tears next chapter will be out soon most likely in the next two
weeks, I have to move into my dorm so there will be a small delay in things.
There is a bit of shonen-ai, most of it on Kamatari's part.
On the most part this is Non-yaoi.
Please refrain from flaming my story because you don't believe in
homosexuality. I don't mind flames, there's beliefs, but on that
topic is just wrong.
Oh before I forget... This is all humor. So feel free to laugh
maybe cry but laughing is better.
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Girls' dressing room: 1 hour till showtime
"I can't believe you talked me into this," Megumi Takani
said as she put her black raven hair into a white fedora. She had a
wifebeater on and white pants with black suspenders to keep them on
their body. Western clothes was one thing but male western clothes
was another.
"It's all about friendship right," Kaoru Himura grab her
pinstripe coat and held it over her shoulder.
"How your lovelife again, as I recalled Kenshin didn't look so
happy when you mention this idea to him," Misao Makimachi
continue to shake her head disbelieving what she was going to do when
Kamatari had came up to her with the idea, she said no with out even
thinking about it. Then she drugged Kaoru into the idea and it was
over and she found her self in a suit and tie.
"It is going just fine now, all it took was a little
persuading," Kaoru held a grinned on her face.
"Persuading," Kamatari spoke as she was helping Misao get
into her pants.
"I can do it myself, thank you," Misao whacked Kamatari's
hands away from her and the pants.
"Fine fine," Kamatari let go of her pants causing them to
fall at Misao feet and Misao to fall to the floor causing everyone in
the room to laugh.
"Yes, I used my womanly skills," Kaoru said as the laughter
died down and Misao picked herself from the floor
"Didn't know you had it in you, Tanuki," Megumi put on her
white coat grabbing a cigar and striking a pose for the room.
"Well, how did you get Sanosuke to do it," Misao asked but
only received a sly grin from the fox.
"He lost at a game of poker"
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Guys' dressing room : 1 hour till showtime
"I feel pretty so so pretty," Makoto Shishio looked into
the mirror with dancing in his seat with his hands.
"Damn you're ugly, for crying outloud, Saitou makes a better
woman than you," Sanosuke yelled.
"Men or shall I say women, we start in one hour," Tae
knocked on the their door as she sightly open it to take a peek at
them. "Kamatari has got to see this," She squealed in
delight leaving the men to fix themselves up.
"Okay, one more time. WHY am I dressed as Prescilla, Queen Of
The Desert?" Sano cupped his fake breast as he looked
himself over in the mirror.
"Persuasion," Kenshin mumbled as he rested his head on the
desk quietly banging his head to get rid of the situation.
"I heard you lost at a game of poker again, rooster head,"
Cho answered.
"Shut your mouth broom head," Sano yelled back.
"and this is what hell is truly like," Saitou inhaled
another drag from his cigarette, right at this moment it was the one
of the two things keeping him sane or else he would be joining Kenshin.
"Actually it quite nice," Shishio put on a blonde wig and
began adjusting it, "Hmmm, blondes do have more fun," He
let out a menacing laugh as the men just stared at him.
"So is it why you are enjoying this," Sano could not help
but comment while Kenshin just shook his head in disbelief.
"I wanna be love by you, just you," Shishio continue
to sing.
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Outside dressing rooms: 40 minutes till showtime
"Kenshin are you in here," Kaoru knocked on the door of the
men's dressing room as the redhead ex-assassin came out wearing a
yukata looking quite grim.
"Will you cut that out," She gave him a peck on the cheek
causing a slight smile to appear as he wrap arms around her giving
her a squeeze on her behind. She pressed herself against him and
pulled away in delight.
"Oooh let me see," she squealed as she tried to open his
yukata, reaching into it trying to grasp for something, "Why did
I think that this would be fun."
"Oro," he blinked at her as she continue to squeeze the
fake silicone that rested against his chest.
"Whoa, what are you trying to do to Kenshin," Sanosuke came
out of the the dressing room, chewing on a fishbone of course,
wearing a tight red tube top and a pair of tight sparkly black pants
which left no imagination to his... ehem... package. His head was
covered by a short brown color bob wig.
"It's me, Kaoru," She smiled.
Sanosuke shook his head, this day kept getting weirder and now he was
watching the missy grope his friend.
"Well I was trying to feel his boobs, but I don't know, they
don't feel as bouncy as mine," Kaoru continue on as she also
place a hand on her own. The two men stared as if she grew another
head. They didn't know what to think, all they knew they were oddly
turned on by this.
"Let me check," Sano offered, unaware that Kenshin eye
colored had change.
"Touch her and I'll have your head," Battousai gruff as he
held Kaoru closer, who was unattentive to the two men.
"Or maybe not," Sano answered meekly backing away from the
couple watching Kenshin's eyes go back to a sedated violet.
"Well how do I look," Kamatari strolled to the group in a
blue lounge sequin dress, with his hair in a black beehive.
"Kamatari, you look great and tall," Kaoru broke
consentration to Kenshin's fake breast to stared at the queen staring
at his feet that carried platform matching blue shoes.
"It's the shoes isn't it, They say down on your knees, don't
they," He did a little turned and kicked up his shoes.
"I was thinking, I'm a boy in a dress, but whatever you believe
in," Sano let out a laughed
"Hmmm, nice pants rooster head, really nice. Lose a poker
game," He looked at Sano up and down, holding back a laugh and a thought.
"I'm getting tired of hearing you talk," Sano retorted.
"Kamatari," Kaoru spoke breaking the argument.
"Yes Kaoru," Kamatari walked to the girl as he fixed her hat.
"Can I feel your breast," Her eyebrows knitted together as
she stared at the girl's face.
"Oro"
"Sure I don't mind, I think."
"Jump," Kaoru commanded.
"WHAT??" Kamatari yelled.
"Jump"
"Ok," he answer unsurely, but he did as he said. Kaoru
pointed to Kamatari's chest.
"See Kamatari, bouncy breast. Kenshin, no bounce," Kenshin
could not believe what was happening to him, First his wife talked,
well maybe not talked, worked her way into getting him into a dress,
and now she was talking about compared to her and a drag queen, his
boobs were not bouncy.
"Well Kenshin lets fix that then," Kaoru released his fake
breast and pushed him over to Kamatari, he watched Sano, who was
laughing hysterically at the scene before him.
"Kenshin come here," Kamatari reached under the yukata into
his dress to adjust his bust area, He thought for a moment as his
face lit up, and he ran into the kitchen of the Akabeko. Running back
and shoved the item back into the bust line.
"There you go, now jump." Kamatari laughed, clapping his
hands and watching Kaoru's eyes glow, "See Kaoru, bouncy breast."
"I don't know why I feel that this should be more erotic,"
They all could not help but laugh at her comment.
"It's made out of vanilla pudding so now it's edible,"
Kamatari watched as the men looked bewilder at her and Kaoru had a
large smile on her face.
"I feel that this is something else, perverted maybe,
missy," she smiled at Kamatari then back to Kenshin.
"He gropes my breasts all the time and dammit I want to grope
his for once."
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"I don't know what to say, about that?" Misao peeked out
the door of the girls dressing room.
"About what," Megumi checked her behind in the mirror as
she gave herself a proud pat.
"Never mind," Misao stared at a Megumi, who thoroughly
check herself in the front, "I think I'm gonna check on Lord Aoshi."
"Whatever," Megumi checked behind her at the swinging
closed door.
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"We are on in fifteen minutes," Tae screamed so the whole
backstage could hear.
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The show about to start and everyone expriencing pre-jitters
before the show, in their own way. How will it go??? Is everyone
ready to see Makoto Shishio perform....
Sam: I'm not ready to see him perform.
IM: Maybe not but all well
Next part: Preshow and THE SHOW
IM: Anyone got any request before I begin all you got to do is
tell me and I try to fit it in.