Our Wild Middle Earth: A LOTR Fanfic

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Chapter 4: The World of Men-Part 2

"...Happy birthday, dear Gilraen, happy birthday to you!"

Gilraen, who was sitting in Arwen's lap, smiled when the guests had finished singing to her. Arwen said, "Happy third birthday, tinuamin (my daughter)," and kissed her on the cheek.

"Pwesents! Pwesents!" Gilraen exclaimed and clapped her hands. (A/N: Gilraen can't pronounce her r's yet.)

Aragorn laughed and began to bring over the presents. He set them down on the table in front of Arwen and Gilraen and then took a seat next to them.

Legolas and his crew were there, too. Aragorn had invited all of them. Haldir had thought of a hidden camera that morning, and it was put to good use during the party.

Arwen took the first present and began to open it. Gilraen also helped, and it was.....

"Bawbie! Bawbie!" Gilraen said, as she looked at the Queen Arwen Barbie Doll that she had received. Along with it was the King Aragorn Ken Doll. (A/N: I didn't come up w/these myself-I've seen them before.)

"Where did you get those?" Aragorn asked Legolas, who had given Gilraen the dolls.

"At Gondor Store, between Osgiliath and Minas Ithil," Legolas replied. "They have tons of them there. I got them before we arrived."

"This is weird," Arwen said. "Our daughter is going to be playing with miniatures of us. She'll be playing dolls using her parents."

"We thought it would be alright," said Legolas. "Should we exchange them?"

"No, no, they're fine," Aragorn said. "It's just weird that we're...dolls. Why didn't someone tell us about this?"

"I thought that you knew already," Legolas said. "Didn't Faramir tell you?"

"No...why? Was he supposed to?" Aragorn asked. He looked at Faramir, who hid in the corner.

"I can explain," Faramir began. "I was told about the idea for the dolls, and I was supposed to ask for your approval. But I was too busy with other things, and I forgot to ask, so I told the company that you said it was okay."

Aragorn glared at Faramir, who was smiling nervously. "I hope that they make a Captain Faramir Ken Doll so that I can get one and pop off its head!" he exclaimed before running after Faramir.

"Ahhh! Stop! Stop!" Faramir yelled as Aragorn chased him out of the room.

A few days later, the second episode was going to be on the air. Legolas, Haldir, Elladan, and Elohir were gathered in Legolas' room like they had been for the premiere.

"Is it on yet?" asked Legolas impatiently.

"No," Haldir replied.

A couple of seconds later, Legolas again asked, "Is it on yet?"

"No!" Elladan yelled.

After a few more seconds, Legolas began, "Is it on-"

"NO!" the other three Elves screamed at him.

"Wow! There's no need to be hostile," said Legolas.

"Yes, there is," Elohir said. "It's yo-"

"Hey, it's on now!" Haldir exclaimed.

The show began with Aragorn waking up Celebrian. It showed the tub incident, the time that Aragorn couldn't be woken and was forced to bathe, and ended with Gilraen's birthday party. There were some incidents included where Legolas had been checking his makeup or fixing his hair.

"That was good," Legolas said, turning off the TV. "Better than last week's show!"

"I'm sure ratings will soar after everyone sees this!" Elohir said.

"But guys, what about Aragorn and Arwen? What will they think?" asked Elladan.

"Uhhhhh......" they all said.

Meanwhile, in Minas Tirith, Aragorn and Arwen had just finished watching the show. They were both stunned by what they had witnessed.

"We can't go outside anymore," Aragorn said. "This is total humiliation."

"How will we live with this?" Arwen asked. "Everyone will have watched this."

"I will get whoever is responsible for this," Aragorn said in a mad tone. "Legolas and his pals will pay!"