Generation-X
Part 2: Penance Vs Deadpool
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I don't own Generation-X, or Deadpool, Marvel does.
Shout Outs-
Tartan- Gen-X was one of my fave X-Titles too, apart from Excalibur of course! Fun with Penance coming right up!
Agent-G- I don't really think that there's all that much that you need to read up on to understand this fic, all you need to know is that this is set during the later issues of Generation-X therefore, no Synch. Enjoy the Deadpool appearance.
Quote of the day- 'If God wanted us to be vegetarians, he wouldn't have made animals out of meat!'- Me (Just now!)
The Danger Grotto-
The young mutant known as Penance (or Yvette, depending on who you believe) is sitting in her usual perch in one of the trees in the Danger Grotto while two of her fellow Generation-X members walk below her. It's the girl with the yellow coat and the girl that likes Fire Face. Penance likes Yellow Coat because she is always kind to her and she always has apples to eat. Penance strains her hearing to hear what they're saying.
'How did you an' Jono get on last night?' Yellow Coat asks.
'We kinda hit a snag.' Her companion replies. 'He blew up the basement.'
Yellow Coat bursts out laughing at the thought.
'Let me guess, you made a pass at him! What did you do this time Hayseed? Get yer boobs out?'
'Funny you should say that Jubes.'
'You didn't?'
'Yup!'
'You flashed Jono?'
'Uh-huh!'
'Whoa! So, you guys got naked yet?'
'Jubes!'
'What?' It's a perfectly innocent question!'
'Jono's too much of a gentleman to put the moves on me.'
'Hence the flashage!'
'Yeah.'
'Don't worry.' Yellow Coat says, putting her arm around her companion. 'You'll get him naked soon enough!'
'It's not fair.' She-Who-Likes-Fire-Face pouts. 'I wanna get naked now! I want smoochies!'
'Not with me you ain't!'
'You are disgusting Lee!' She-Who-Likes-Fire-Face groans. 'I'm not staying here listening to your crap any longer!'
And with that, She-Who-Likes-Fire-Face leaves.
Yellow Coat then looks straight up at Penance.
'Sup Penny? You hungry? I've got an apple for ya!'
Yellow Coat takes a shiny red apple out of her pocket and offers it to Penance. Penny drops down to the ground and approaches her cautiously.
'Hey, there's no need to be scared.' Yellow Coat says in comforting tones. 'I'm not gonna hurt ya!'
Penance cautiously takes the apple and cuts it into slices with her claw- like fingers.
Unseen by the two of them, they are being watched from the shadows of the biosphere. The shadowy figure looks through binoculars at the two girls.
'Heh, all I've got to do is kidnap one little girl?' He chuckles to himself. 'That isn't exactly challenging! Deadpool likes a challenge! Waitasec! Since when did I start referring to myself in the third person? Since when did I start talking to myself? Oh right, I'm nuts! Hee! Silly me!'
Later-
Penance is quietly dozing in a tree. She jerks awake as she hears a twig snap, followed by a muttered curse.
'Aw crap! Nice going Wilson! You manage to get past one of the world's most powerful, not to mention groin-grabbingly sexy, telepaths, only to get caught after you step on a frickin' twig! And now I'm talking to myself again! I really have to get myself some friends!'
Penance looks down curiously at the strange red and black-garbed man. She hasn't ever seen anybody quite like him. Once minute he's quite sane, the next, he's as nutty as a fruitcake and talking to himself! The strange red man leans against her tree and takes a candy bar out of his pocket. He unwraps it and starts to eat it. The smell of chocolate draws Penny further out of the tree. She pops her head out of the tree, upside down to try and grab some. Red Man sees her.
'Hey kid, you want some?' Red Man asks, offering her some.
Penny cautiously takes the candy bar and nibbles at it.
'Nummy huh?' Red man asks.
Penny nods her head vigorously.
Too absorbed in her candy bar, Penance doesn't notice the red man remove a gun from his back.
'I'm sorry kid.' Red Man says. 'Nuthin' personal.'
Penance looks at Red Man in curiosity. Then she notices the object in his hands. It's a gun, she's seen them on the picture box inside the big house, they're not nice things.
Red man cocks the gun and prepares to shoot. Before he can do this however, Penny slashes at the gun with her claws, cutting in to pieces. She also takes off a few of red Man's fingers as well!
'Dammit, that hurt!' Red Man yells, unsheathing a knife. 'I'm contracted to take you dead or alive, so it looks like I'll have to take you dead or alive!'
Red Man tries to stab at Penance with the knife, but she dodges out of the way and slashes at him again.
Red Man yells in pain and clutches the bloody stump that used to be his hand.
'Okay, that wasn't nice! You're going down!' He then leaps at penance with a fierce yell.
Inside-
Monet is walking by the entrance to the biosphere and sees penance fighting a man dressed in red and black.
'Mon dieu!' She gasps. 'Deadpool!'
She slams her fist on a comm panel on the wall and calls the other members of Gen-X.
'Attention all members of Gen-X, Deadpool is in the building, I repeat, Deadpool is in the building, and he's fighting Penance!'
A minute or so later, Emma Frost, Banshee and the others run up dressed for battle.
'Did ye say that Deadpool's fightin' penance?' Banshee asks.
'Yes I did sir.' Monet replies. 'Shall we go and see if we can help?'
'I don't really think that it will be necessary.' Emma replies. 'Penance seems to be handling her self quite well right now.'
The guys wince as Penance slashes in-between Deadpool's legs.
'Oh God! Not my gentleman parts! They never grow back!'
SLASH!
Penance slashes at his arms, cutting them off at the shoulder.
'That's gonna sting come morning!' Deadpool winces.
'Give yuirself up now Deadpool!' Banshee warns, running in with the others. 'While ye still can!'
'Give up?' Ha! Do I look French to you?' Deadpool laughs.
'But your arm's been cut off!' Paige says.
'What, that? It's only a scratch!'
SLASH!
Penance cuts off the other arm.
'I can still kick you! YAH!'
SLASH!
Penance cuts off Deadpool's legs!
'Okay then, I'll bite you to death! Take that!'
{Just give it up mate.} Jono sighs. {Yer beaten!}
'I'm never beaten!' Deadpool, or what's left of him, yells. 'I'm invincible! I'll bite yer legs off!'
'He's doin' my bloody head in.' Banshee groans. 'Shall I do th' honours or do ye wantae Emma?'
'I'll shut him up if you don't mind.' Emma replies.
As the blonde telepath approaches him, Deadpool gives her a lecherous wink.
'Hey sexy, you wanna play 'Hunt the Sausage' later on?'
Emma grimaces in disgust and blasts Deadpool with a mindbolt, knocking him out.
'So what are we gonna do with him now?' Angelo asks.
'Punching bag?' Jubilee asks. 'What?' She asks innocently. 'It was an idea, right?'
'We could always mail him over to Westchester.' Paige says. 'I'm sure that Wolverine would be happy to see him!'
'Good idea Paige!' Emma says. 'I just need to find a crate big enough.
Xavier Institute, later-
Deadpool finally comes around and finds himself to be in a large dark crate, with his limbs now having grown back.
'This can't be good.' He groans.
He winces as someone opens the top of the crate; letting rays of light fall in his face. His hopes of escape are dashed, as he smells the aroma of cheap cigars.
SNIKT!
'Oh fu...'
END...
NOTES: For those of you that haven't guessed, 'Yellow Coat' is Jubilee and 'She-Who-Likes-Fire-Face' is Paige.
NEXT: Gen-X gets a new teacher. Find out who it is next time! (CLUE- He's supposed to be dead, but he isn't!)
Part 2: Penance Vs Deadpool
By
The Uncanny R-Man
Disclaimer- I don't own Generation-X, or Deadpool, Marvel does.
Shout Outs-
Tartan- Gen-X was one of my fave X-Titles too, apart from Excalibur of course! Fun with Penance coming right up!
Agent-G- I don't really think that there's all that much that you need to read up on to understand this fic, all you need to know is that this is set during the later issues of Generation-X therefore, no Synch. Enjoy the Deadpool appearance.
Quote of the day- 'If God wanted us to be vegetarians, he wouldn't have made animals out of meat!'- Me (Just now!)
The Danger Grotto-
The young mutant known as Penance (or Yvette, depending on who you believe) is sitting in her usual perch in one of the trees in the Danger Grotto while two of her fellow Generation-X members walk below her. It's the girl with the yellow coat and the girl that likes Fire Face. Penance likes Yellow Coat because she is always kind to her and she always has apples to eat. Penance strains her hearing to hear what they're saying.
'How did you an' Jono get on last night?' Yellow Coat asks.
'We kinda hit a snag.' Her companion replies. 'He blew up the basement.'
Yellow Coat bursts out laughing at the thought.
'Let me guess, you made a pass at him! What did you do this time Hayseed? Get yer boobs out?'
'Funny you should say that Jubes.'
'You didn't?'
'Yup!'
'You flashed Jono?'
'Uh-huh!'
'Whoa! So, you guys got naked yet?'
'Jubes!'
'What?' It's a perfectly innocent question!'
'Jono's too much of a gentleman to put the moves on me.'
'Hence the flashage!'
'Yeah.'
'Don't worry.' Yellow Coat says, putting her arm around her companion. 'You'll get him naked soon enough!'
'It's not fair.' She-Who-Likes-Fire-Face pouts. 'I wanna get naked now! I want smoochies!'
'Not with me you ain't!'
'You are disgusting Lee!' She-Who-Likes-Fire-Face groans. 'I'm not staying here listening to your crap any longer!'
And with that, She-Who-Likes-Fire-Face leaves.
Yellow Coat then looks straight up at Penance.
'Sup Penny? You hungry? I've got an apple for ya!'
Yellow Coat takes a shiny red apple out of her pocket and offers it to Penance. Penny drops down to the ground and approaches her cautiously.
'Hey, there's no need to be scared.' Yellow Coat says in comforting tones. 'I'm not gonna hurt ya!'
Penance cautiously takes the apple and cuts it into slices with her claw- like fingers.
Unseen by the two of them, they are being watched from the shadows of the biosphere. The shadowy figure looks through binoculars at the two girls.
'Heh, all I've got to do is kidnap one little girl?' He chuckles to himself. 'That isn't exactly challenging! Deadpool likes a challenge! Waitasec! Since when did I start referring to myself in the third person? Since when did I start talking to myself? Oh right, I'm nuts! Hee! Silly me!'
Later-
Penance is quietly dozing in a tree. She jerks awake as she hears a twig snap, followed by a muttered curse.
'Aw crap! Nice going Wilson! You manage to get past one of the world's most powerful, not to mention groin-grabbingly sexy, telepaths, only to get caught after you step on a frickin' twig! And now I'm talking to myself again! I really have to get myself some friends!'
Penance looks down curiously at the strange red and black-garbed man. She hasn't ever seen anybody quite like him. Once minute he's quite sane, the next, he's as nutty as a fruitcake and talking to himself! The strange red man leans against her tree and takes a candy bar out of his pocket. He unwraps it and starts to eat it. The smell of chocolate draws Penny further out of the tree. She pops her head out of the tree, upside down to try and grab some. Red Man sees her.
'Hey kid, you want some?' Red Man asks, offering her some.
Penny cautiously takes the candy bar and nibbles at it.
'Nummy huh?' Red man asks.
Penny nods her head vigorously.
Too absorbed in her candy bar, Penance doesn't notice the red man remove a gun from his back.
'I'm sorry kid.' Red Man says. 'Nuthin' personal.'
Penance looks at Red Man in curiosity. Then she notices the object in his hands. It's a gun, she's seen them on the picture box inside the big house, they're not nice things.
Red man cocks the gun and prepares to shoot. Before he can do this however, Penny slashes at the gun with her claws, cutting in to pieces. She also takes off a few of red Man's fingers as well!
'Dammit, that hurt!' Red Man yells, unsheathing a knife. 'I'm contracted to take you dead or alive, so it looks like I'll have to take you dead or alive!'
Red Man tries to stab at Penance with the knife, but she dodges out of the way and slashes at him again.
Red Man yells in pain and clutches the bloody stump that used to be his hand.
'Okay, that wasn't nice! You're going down!' He then leaps at penance with a fierce yell.
Inside-
Monet is walking by the entrance to the biosphere and sees penance fighting a man dressed in red and black.
'Mon dieu!' She gasps. 'Deadpool!'
She slams her fist on a comm panel on the wall and calls the other members of Gen-X.
'Attention all members of Gen-X, Deadpool is in the building, I repeat, Deadpool is in the building, and he's fighting Penance!'
A minute or so later, Emma Frost, Banshee and the others run up dressed for battle.
'Did ye say that Deadpool's fightin' penance?' Banshee asks.
'Yes I did sir.' Monet replies. 'Shall we go and see if we can help?'
'I don't really think that it will be necessary.' Emma replies. 'Penance seems to be handling her self quite well right now.'
The guys wince as Penance slashes in-between Deadpool's legs.
'Oh God! Not my gentleman parts! They never grow back!'
SLASH!
Penance slashes at his arms, cutting them off at the shoulder.
'That's gonna sting come morning!' Deadpool winces.
'Give yuirself up now Deadpool!' Banshee warns, running in with the others. 'While ye still can!'
'Give up?' Ha! Do I look French to you?' Deadpool laughs.
'But your arm's been cut off!' Paige says.
'What, that? It's only a scratch!'
SLASH!
Penance cuts off the other arm.
'I can still kick you! YAH!'
SLASH!
Penance cuts off Deadpool's legs!
'Okay then, I'll bite you to death! Take that!'
{Just give it up mate.} Jono sighs. {Yer beaten!}
'I'm never beaten!' Deadpool, or what's left of him, yells. 'I'm invincible! I'll bite yer legs off!'
'He's doin' my bloody head in.' Banshee groans. 'Shall I do th' honours or do ye wantae Emma?'
'I'll shut him up if you don't mind.' Emma replies.
As the blonde telepath approaches him, Deadpool gives her a lecherous wink.
'Hey sexy, you wanna play 'Hunt the Sausage' later on?'
Emma grimaces in disgust and blasts Deadpool with a mindbolt, knocking him out.
'So what are we gonna do with him now?' Angelo asks.
'Punching bag?' Jubilee asks. 'What?' She asks innocently. 'It was an idea, right?'
'We could always mail him over to Westchester.' Paige says. 'I'm sure that Wolverine would be happy to see him!'
'Good idea Paige!' Emma says. 'I just need to find a crate big enough.
Xavier Institute, later-
Deadpool finally comes around and finds himself to be in a large dark crate, with his limbs now having grown back.
'This can't be good.' He groans.
He winces as someone opens the top of the crate; letting rays of light fall in his face. His hopes of escape are dashed, as he smells the aroma of cheap cigars.
SNIKT!
'Oh fu...'
END...
NOTES: For those of you that haven't guessed, 'Yellow Coat' is Jubilee and 'She-Who-Likes-Fire-Face' is Paige.
NEXT: Gen-X gets a new teacher. Find out who it is next time! (CLUE- He's supposed to be dead, but he isn't!)