Disclaimer: I Only Own Megera Meg's First Match "It's Thursday night Smackdown live from Uniondale, Long Island, New York. Tonights main event is a tag team between the extreme Hardy boyz and their opponents Bubba and Spike Dudley." With that said, everyone looked towards the ramp area, to see Christian walking towards the ring with a microphone in his right hand. " I just want to say that one person that I wanted to have helpped me in my match against Goldberg this past Monday night, did not come out and help me at all. So, I want for Booker T to come out here for me to kick his ass." Someone's music hit, but it was not Booker's, it was Bad Ass Billy Gunn who came out instead. "I know you were expecting someone else, but I want to talk to you about something. There's a rumor going around the locker room, that you had sex with Jericho's sister last night. I'm here to let you know that she's my sister, not Jericho's. Do you know what I do to people that mess around with my sister? I beat the living shit out of them." Billy ran down the ramp and got inside the ring. The referee ran in about ten minutes later. "The winner of this match becomes the new intercontinental champion." Lilian Garcia said. The match started off with Christian giving Billy Gunn a guillotine, headlock combination. Billy was out out of breath for ten seconds, but after got Christian with an atomic drop. After Billy finished that move, he wasn't paying attention and Christian came up behind Billy and went for the german suplex pin and won the match as well as the intercontinental championship. As Christian was walking back to his locker room, it went to a commercial break. Stephanie McMahon was walking down the coridor to Vince McMahon's office. "Dad, Why did you have to make Triple H fight Michaels Monday to make him lose his championship?" Vince said, " Because Steph, Triple H is a no good, selfish son of a bitch. I don't know what you see in him." Cammera's showed HBK getting out of his locker room, holding a sledge hammer and walking towards the ring area. HBK's music hits and Smackdown goes to a commercial break. Shawn Michaels takes the microphone and says, " since I can't have you tonight one on one, Hunter. I've decided to make the match happen at No Way Out. How do you like that?" Triple H's music hit and he stops at the top ramp and says, "That sounds good." Shawn then said, " That's only if you win tonights number one contender match against Jericho later on." With that said, Smackdown went to another commercial break. Durring the break, we saw Trish Stratus walking to the ring, ready for her match against Megera. Trish's music hits and she made her way to the ring. "This match is scheduled for one fall and it's a nontitle match. Making her way towards the ring Trish Stratus. And her opponent is Megera." The match started with Trish giving Meg an irish whip into the ropes. Meg bounced back with a flying clothesline and then a snapmare. Meg went for the cover, but only got a two count. Trish got up and gave Meg a Stratusfaction, but that did not stop Meg. Meg gave Trish a lionsalt and won the match. Meg grabbed a microphone and said, " That was one hell of a match Trish, And sorry that you lost. I'm going to give you a chance to win a bikini contest lster on this evening against myself and Stacy Kiebler. So, are you on?" Trish said, "Bring it on!" "This match is scheduled for one fall and a nontitle match. First to the ring is the challenger Charlie Hass." Edge's music comes on(Never Gonna Stop) and makes his way to the ring. Edge stated things off with a throw to the ropes, than a clothesline bulldog combonation. Charlie laid on the mat until the count of three, then got up and gave Edge a reverse DDT. While Edge was on the ground, that gave Charlie a chance to go for a corkscrew moonsalt, but as he was in the air, Edge got out of the way and Charlie landed on his back on the mat. Edge speared Charlie and pinned him for the win. As Shelton came out to help Charlie out of the ring, we went to a commercial break. Vince McMahon came out as Smackdown came back from the commercial break. "I have one announcement that concerns every WWE superstar in the back. I want you to know that when it comes to No Way Out, the NWO will be back." As Vince left the ring, Torrie Wilson came out for her number one contender match to go to No Way Out to face the woman's champion Trish Stratus. Chyna's music hit and she made her way towards the ring. The match started with Chyna giving Torrie a clothesline. The next move Chyna gave Torrie was a snapmare, guillotine move combination. Then Torrie went for a crossbody and pinned Chyna for the win. Lilian said, "The winner and number one contender to face the womans champion is Torrie Wilson." As Chyna and Torrie left the ring, smackdown went to a commercial break. When smackdown came back, Chris Jericho and Meg were walking down the corridor and Eric Bischoff stopped them to say, "Jericho, you have a number one contenders match, for the championship to face HBK at No Way Out against Triple H and it's right now." Jericho's music hit and he made his way to the ring. The games music came on and made his way towards the ring. Triple H started things off. Hunter started with a headlock and then some shots to the midsection. Jericho came back with a snapmare and then a foot choke. Jericho then gave Hunter a DDT, then tried for the pin, but only got the two count. Triple H gave Jericho the pedigree and pinned him for the win. Hunter grabbed a microphone and said, " I guess I won the number one contender match Shawn. I'm going to make our match Three stages of hell for No Way Out. The first will be a TLC match. The second, Hell in the cell. And the last but not least, a last man standing match." Shawn said, "I hope you can live through the hell that I'm going to put you through next Sunday." With that said, smackdown went to a commercial break. As Smackdown returns, we see The King inside the ring to call out the divas for the bakini contest. "First to the ring will be Stacy Keibler. Second out of the lucky divas will be Megera. Third will be The wonderful Trish Stratus. Now, you the audience are the judges of this contest." First to was Stacy. Second was Megera, and third was Trish. The King announced the winner as the lovely Trish Stratus. Smackdown went to the last commercial break of the night. The main event tonight is the Hardyz, who will be facing Bubba and Spike Dudley. Bubba and Spike 3-D Matt. Lita gets on the top rope and does a hurracanrana to Bubba, while the referee is not looking. Spike does a dudley dog to Matt, while Jeff does the swanton bomb on Bubba. Spike goes after Jeff, but the referee refuses to count because Jeff is not the legal man. Bubba turns around and recieves a Twist Of Fate and Matt and Jeff are the winners. "That ends this episode of Smackdown, until next week. Goodbye folks!"