Oh, fun... Chapter two. Haven't really gotten into the adventure part yet. XD Suppose I ought to, huh? Not in this chapter! XD

-Chapter Two-

The doors of the castle loudly shut behind the small figure that entered, and all the guards stood at attention as the little hero of Hyrule passed them, turning their heads to watch as he approached the king, his big blue innocent eyes giving him nothing short of a questioning look.

"...What's going on?" the boy inquired in a small voice.

The little fairy that was accompanying the boy withdrew from his green hat, hovering wildly around in the air, "Link, you oblivious blonde! Did you not hear the princess screaming from outside?! She's lost her--"the fairy was hushed by the king's voice.

"Oh Link! Thank goodness you have come!" the king said in a booming voice that resonated throughout the entire castle.

The fairy child winced; falling back onto his bum due to the force of the king's bellowing voice. "...What happened Mr. Zelda's father?" he asked cutely.

"Princess Zelda has lost her...underpants." The kind repeated to the child, bowing his head as if this were something terribly tragic. The guards let out another dramatic gasp as if they had heard if for the first time.

Link watched the king for a few moments and then slowly stood, the fairy buzzing around his head furiously, "What the--? Her underpants!?" screamed the fairy.

"Navi..." said Link, "Panties are very important...though I dunno why, but they're important alright!" he said, giving the fairy a knowing look.

Navi simply huffed and swooped back down into the child's green hat, not wanting to have any other part of this. It was then that the king spoke and Link was sent to the floor yet again.

"So, Link... Would you be so kind as to do the princess a favor?" he asked, not giving Link any time to say yes or no. "Would you please go out and find the princess' undergarments... for if you do, your reward will be grand!" shouted the king, as if this was some type of important speech.

The fairy child stared up at the king, ignoring the fact that he couldn't even see the guy's face... I mean, if one was to sit down and look up all you would see is layer upon layer of blubbery fat that toppled over one another. But Link nodded in agreement, almost hesitating to stand again, fearing that he may be knocked over. He dusted himself off and smiled, "Don't worry Mr. Zelda's father! I'll find Zelda-chan's panties!" he said with a look of sheer confidence, although this mission was stupid and pointless; he was but a mere child and knew no better.

"Ah...good. Then run along now... we all have a lot of work to do..." the king said as he slowly turned and waddled back to the throne room, letting out a rather loud fart just as he shut the door behind him. The guards turned their heads, drawing their hands over their noses in disgust.

Link merely blinked, then turned to leave, but ran smack into princess Zelda, sending him and her back onto the floor. Link rubbed his head, looking over to the princess, "...Zelda-chan?"

Zelda blinked away a few tears, "Oh Link! You –must- get my underpants back! I'm –nothing- without them!" he cried, hopping forward and clinging on to the boy's tunic. The fairy child pats the princess in a comforting manner, a look of determination crossing his face. He had to do this!

"Don't worry, Zelda-chan! I'll find your panties!" he said as he pulled away from her and got up, heading quickly for the door, "Nothing will stop me!" the child said as he disappeared out the opening castle doors.

Zelda watched after Link, a look of hope in her big teary eyes, "...Be careful Link..." she said softly.

To be continued...again

Still think I'm high on something? –snickers- If I'm not lazy, I'll move onto chapter three soon.