CHAPTER TWO: Who goes first?

By Hisoka B

'Juun-juunanagou?' 18 was clearly surprised.

Krillin's eyes widened in fear. 17 killing him was clearly not forgotten.

'Great…Is this some sort of joke?' Vegeta grumbled.

'Are you a genie!' Bulma asked.

'OH GOODY!' Goku screamed.

An ice blue aura suddenly surrounded the genie. 'Okay people. I am a genie. But I can not speak like a normal human without your help.'

'What the hell? He's not even a 'normal' human anyway!' Vegeta pointed out.

'JUUNANAGOU?' 18 screamed again. The genie somehow did not hear her.

'Are you my uncle?' Marron asked.

The genie did not answer.

'Are you Android 17... or ex-Android 17?' Tien asked.

'Who cares!' Yamucha grinned. 'He said genie rite! That means MONEY MONEY MONEY!'

'Shut Up!' Piccolo yelled.

'Hey green ass, you can wish to be a Saiyan!' Chichi grinned.

'What the hell?' Piccolo looked insulted.

Vegeta suddenly smirked. 'You mean I can be stronger than Kakarott? Is that a genie's power?'

'Duh.' Bulma answered.

'JUUNANAGOU?' Juuhachigou grumbled again. Why was her brother annoying her! Why did she care?

Grumbling, she jumped up into the air to hit him well in the middle of his face. She was stopped somehow and suddenly thrown back.

'18!' Krillin grumbled and ran over to help her.

'I am not 'Juunanagou' whoever.' Was the genie's reply.

'WHAT? This guys not making any sense! He looks like the android doesn't he?' Chichi shook her head.

'Have you even seen him before!' Bulma countered.

'Well He certainly has enough power to be uncle.' Marron concluded.

'Puh!' 18 walked unsteadily back with the help of Krillin. 'I don't think so. If there was such a thing as reincarnation (It means after a person has died, they come back to life as a different person with no memories of their recent life.) than 17 would never-'

'I've heard this before.' Tien nodded, eyes closed. 'A lot of bull I might add...'

'Then please don't,' Vegeta snarled under his breath, completely annoyed with the whole thing.

Chichi chuckled.

'Shut UP!' Grumbling, 18 stared at the genie. 'Are you my brother?'

The genie only stared back.

'Grh!' 18 stormed. She didn't want to see him again anyways after what he did to her husband.

'Hahahahaha!' Vegeta laughed. 'He doesn't know you!'

18 gave Vegeta a dirty look.

'Err-hum.' The genie grumbled and caught the group's attention.

'Here's the deal.' Juunana genie grumbled.

'AH! Finally!' Goku and Yamucha grinned.

'Wait!' Bulma wondered. 'Do you have more power than the dragonballs?'

No answer.

She shrugged. 'I guess so, I guess.'

'Listen up!' The genie spoke. 'As the legend...story... WHATEVER says, I will give each and everyone a single wish. But here's the catch.'

'There's always a catch,' Chichi shook her head. Everyone ignored her as the genie continued.

'The old... wishing for more wishes is not allowed. Two, If it's a wish like: I want to be ruler of the entire universe... sorry, no can do.'

Only Vegeta had a disappointed look on his face.

'Three, NO wishing people back from the dead or from any other place. Four: No wishing for someone to fall in love with you and that crap. Five... This is the most important one of all. SOMEONE MUST WISH ME FREE! I am tired of...THESE CLOTHES!'

18 nodded. At least her brother's fashion sense was the only normal thing about him.

'Sounds good enough.' Chichi thought.

'Who goes first?' Yamucha was desperate.

'Definitely not you, so don't worry.' Krillin smiled.

'Grh!'

'One more thing,' 18 asked. 'YOU DAMMIT SURE YOU ARE NOT J-U-U-N-A-N-A-G-O- U?'

The genie gave her a twisted look as everyone else around them sweat dropped.

18 sighed and gave up. 'Damn him to hell!' She grumbled.

'I'll go first!' Bulma suggested.

'NO! DAMN NO!' 18 growled. 'I'll go first!'

'I will pick by random draw.' The genie spoke. Putting his hands together again, a light ice blue beam came forward and shot at...