CHAPTER SEVEN: Vegeta, the Loving Saiyan Prince

By Hisoka B

18 shrouded her eyes. 'I suddenly really don't want to see this-' She figured all of 17's wish granting has backfired.

Bulma was waiting anxiously. 'OH C'MON C'MON! I want to see this, hurry up!'

Goku, who was still crying over what he did to Chichi, cried onto Krillin's shoulder who was trying to comfort him.

'WHY! WHY?'

'Arise Vegeta!' 17 spoke and the Saiyan levitated up. Juunana clicked those genie fingers of his and Vegeta's eyes opened. (We knew this from the last chapter...so...this is just a flashback...)

'Hiiiii...' Came out a strange, complete opposite, gay, womanly voice that could have belonged to any other person in the entire universe- but no...

It was Vegeta.

'How are you guys?' He battered his now puffy eyelashes- (let me redo that sentence, Vegeta HAS no eyelashes.) He waved his hands up and down, and trying to hide a BLUSH from his cheeks.

'Somehow,' Krillin tried to control himself before going hysterical, 'this is not right, in someway.'

'SOMEWAY?' Bulma was startled. 'SOMEWAY? Is that all you can say?'

'Oh you handsome puny short chromed monk , everything is going just finnnnne.' Vegeta grinned, eyebrows hinting at Krillin.

Bulma realized her wrongdoing. 'Uh-oh, Vegeta's gay.'

'What?' Tien could have pooped. 'VEGETA? I knew it! He was all along!'

'You dir-brain, I think its because of the wish.' 18 growled.

'Tell me why!' Tien was pissed, thinking an android could tell him off.

18 sighed. 'Watch this. Vvvvvveegggggeta,' She cooed. 'My, uh…your looking- uh, hand-some today!'

Vegeta posed. 'Do I?'

'Yes, err... you do.' 18 giggled flirtatiously, the best she could.

Vegeta came straight over and put his hand around her neck. 'Thanks ! You're always looking good as well!'

This is getting more wrong by the minute. Bulma crouched to the ground. 'WHY ME? WHHHHHHHY ME?'

On the other side, Krillin was twitching eyebrows.

'ENOUGH PROOF TIEN!' Juuhachigou screamed out. Tien shut up completely.

17 folded his arms. 'Its rather sad. Why would anyone wish for your husband to be a 'loving' man?'

'You shut up!' Bulma screamed out.

Marron tugged on Krillin's clothes 'Why is mommy with that man?'

Krillin replied with restrain, 'Because your mommy was trying to prove something. How she has, she might as well get out of his arms too-' Stamping his feet.

'Please PLEASE genie man, reverse my wish!' Bulma begged but the genie shook his fine head.

'Hey blue hair girl!' Vegeta yelled out.

'Huh?'

'Come on over?' Veggie walked over to Bulma.

'HEY!' 18 grumbled, almost, ALMOST wishing he could come back.

Goku kept smashing his head in the sand. 'Goku dumb. Vegeta bi, Chichi gone. Goku dumb!'

'Yea?' Bulma half smiled. 'I'm so glad your not the guy I used to know Vegeta!' She beckoned him over. 'You used to be mean, bad boy, hate 18-'

'HEY!' the android stamped her feet.

'Really?' Vegeta smirked. 'I wish I could still be that man then.' It was a joke, but 17's ears heard it loud and clear. His eyes glowed.

'Oh no you don't! Genie, I like this loving Vegeta now-' Bulma couldn't do anything as she stared at the renewed Vegeta.

'TRY THAT AGAIN!' Vegeta, now back to his old self, 'Loving? Excuse me?'

Bulma, horrified, 'VEGETA WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND WISH-'

'WHAT DID I WISH! DID I WISH FOR SOMETHING ALREADY? Am I the supreme ruler of the universe with my immortality and Kakarott's dead? Genie you tell me!'

17, silent, smirked. 'If I recall, you wished to be mean, a bad boy and to hate 18. AND Remember, no wishing for supreme ruler of the universe.'

'Hey!' Juuhachigou screamed over.

Vegeta rested his shoulders. 'Damn.' He whispered.

Bulma was almost crying.

'So we have, Tien, Marron and Juuhachigou with their wish still to come. I'm waiting.' 17 clapped his hands thinking, 'better sentence then 'whose next?''