Hina adventure Final Fantasy Style! by Soulstealer 777 AKA Charon "Lil'Horny" Dark

Disk 1 Chapter 3

It's been a while since I wrote a chapter. Haven't had time to play through the game with school and all... Depressing. At least I can get out this chapter 3 before people begin to forget about his one. Oh... that's right, they already have... Pathetic. Also thanks to everybody who reviewed this fic, I probably wouldn't of wrote anymore without you're imput and encouragement. I've rambled on long enough so here's chapter 3.

All characters and Idea's (except mine) belong to their respective owners

Characters

Keitaro Urashima (Keitara when he's dressed as a girl)

A former member of soldier. He has been forced to dress like a girl to sneak into Don Corneo's mansion to save his child hood friend, Naru. His weapon is the buster sword. (Big assed sword)

Mutsumi Otohime

A flower girl in the slums. Shinra has been looking for her for some odd reason, she hired Keitaro as her body guard to protect keep from being captured by Spike. Her weapon is light magic (she hasn't had a chance to fight yet)

Naru Narusagawa

Keitaro's childhood friend and member of avalanche. She met up with Keitaro and Mutsumi inside Don Corneo's mansion for answers to a plot being set up by Shinra. Her weapons are dual pistols (I don't know. I guess I always figured Naru would look so cool with guns).

Motoko Aoyama

Motoko is the short fused leader of a "terrorist" group called Avalanche who's objective is to save the planet from Shinra. Her weapon is the Japanese sword. (of course it had to be a sword)

A little later the man lead Keitara, Naru, and Mutsumi up to Don Corneo's room. "All right ladies! Line up in front of the Don!" He commanded. The girls did so. Keitaro was nervous and was sweating bullets because he was soo afraid of being caught... and being caught wearing a dress. He would never hear the end of this from Motoko or Sara. The don, a large man wearing bachelor clothes and stuff, energetically (hornily if you will) jumped from behind his desk.

"Hmmm! Good, splendid! Now, let's see... which girl should I choose? Hmm- - hmm---!" He said as he walked over to Naru.

"This one?" He question lecherously.

Then he moved on to Mutsumi.

"or this one?" He continued.

Suddenly Corneo looks at Keitrao, but Kei turns his face around. "Woo--hoo, I've made up my mind!! My choice for tonight is......" Corneo began.

Drum roll...

"This healthy looking girl!!" He says pointing at Keitara.

"No (strong profanity) way!" Keitaro thought.

"Hold on a sec.." Keitaro says. "uh.. I mean please wait!" He corrected himself.

"Woo-hoo! I love chickies who play hard-to-get! Yeowza! (to the second man) You can have the other ones! " Corneo exclaims.

"Yes, sir! Thank you sir!" The man says as he escorts Naru and Mutsumi out of the room.

"Well then, shall we go my pretty!? " Corneo exclaimed while dragging Keitaro to the bedroom.

"Why me!?!?!?!?!?!?" Keitaro thought with the sailor moon waterfall tears. In the bedroom.

"Ahh, we're finally alone... All right, pussycat... Come to daddy!! You're so cute, I never get tired of looking at you. Do you... like me, too?" Corneo asked.

"Heh, ummm......" Keitaro began.

"You don't like me? There... there isn't someone else, is there?" Corneo asked. Keitaro nodded modestly.

"Yes. Her name is Motoko." He admitted.

"Another chickie!? Interesting... Perhaps there could be hot three-way action... Wait a second... Motoko, that sounds familiar." Corneo implied.

"You know, she's one of the ones you were trying to find out about. You know, AVALANCHE...? " Keitaro explained.

"Oh, yeah, yeah. In Sector 7 in the slum... ...and how do YOU know that!? It doesn't matter. Come to papa!!!!" Corneo shouted as he dove for Keitaro. Keitaro quickly rolled out of the way.

"I can't take it anymore!!" Keitaro shouted as he threw off the girl clothes and revealing himself to not be wearing anything underneath.

"The hell!?!?!? A little help here!" He shouted.

"Fine..." I said. Keitaro was in full male attire.

"A man!? You tricked me!! Somebody get in here NOW!!" Corneo shouted.

"There's no one to help you now you lech!" Naru's voice shouted from the hall as the door flew off of it's latches hitting both Corneo and Kei in the head. Mutsumi and Naru ran in the room wearing their normal attire.

"You're the ones from before! Wh... what the hell's going on? " Corneo demanded.

"Silence you bastard. We're asking the questions now!" Naru said.

"Yes. For starters... How did you get the drapes in this mansion so nice?" Mutsumi asked. Anime-ish fallout.

"errr... I'LL be asking the questions anyway." Naru said. "What did your assistants find out? Talk! If you don't tell us..." Naru began.

"I'll tell every one that you're gay." Keitaro finished.

"No! Not that! I'll talk! I'll tell you everything!" Corneo pleaded.

"We're listening." Naru said.

"... I made 'em find out where the woman with the samurai sword was. But that's what I was ordered to do." Corneo answered.

"By who?" Naru asked.

"No--! If I told you that, I'd be killed! " Corneo said.

"Talk! If you don't tell us... " Naru began. Suddenly Mutsumi walked over to Corneo's PC.

"We'll delete all of your hentai..." Mutsumi threatened merrily.

"Waaaaaaaaaaah--! It was Heidegger of Shinra! Heidegger, the head of Public Safety Maintenance!" Corneo answered hastily.

"Heidegger..." Keitaro said.

"Did you say the Shinra!? What are they up to!? Talk! If you don't tell us... We'll have all the water in your plumbing replaced with... Mountain Dew... (duhn duhn duhn----)" Naru threatened as a bolt of lighting flashed behind her. Corneo let out a blood curdling girlish scream.

"...You're serious, aren't you... ...ohboy, ohboy, ohboy. ...I'm not fooling around here either, you know. Shinra's trying to crush a small rebel group called AVALANCHE, and want to infiltrate their hideout. And they're really going to crush them... literally, by breaking the support holding up the plate above them." He explained.

"Break the support!?" Naru questioned.

"You know what's going to happen? The plate'll go PING and everything's gonna go BAMMM!! I heard their hideout's in the Sector 7 Slums... I'm just glad it's not here in Sector 6." Corneo explained.

"They're going to destroy the sector 7 slums. Keitaro, we've got to go there." Naru insisted.

"Of course" Keitaro confirmed.

"Just a second!" Corneo said.

"We don't have time for you" Keitaro said.

"No wait, it'll only take a second. How do you think scum like me feels when they babble on about the truth?" Corneo asked.

"What should I do now, Naru? I never got this question right during Final fantasy 7." Keitaro explained.

"C'mon Keitaro. The answer is... They're sure they'll win" Naru said.

"Woo-hoo! Right!" Corneo confirmed as he pulled a lever next to his bed that sent our heroes falling down a trap door. Mean while at Shinra headquarters "How are the preparations going?" President Shirnra asked.

"Ha, ha, ha! Smoothly, very smoothly! I assigned the Bebop to this." Heidegger answered.

"Wait a sec prez. Is this really necessary to kill a small terrorist group. Things have been so--- boring around here without them to cause trouble." Kitsune explained.

"Konno, are you drunk? Wait a second. Do you want out?" The president asked.

"yes and no." Kitsune answered both questions. "Besides... isn't the mayor against this?" Kitsune asked.

"Mayor? He just sits in this building all day feeding his face! You still call that a Mayor? Now if you'll excuse me sir!" Heidegger said as he left the room.

"(to Kitsune) You're hammered. Why don't you take a couple of days off and go somewhere to sober up. (to himself) We'll destroy Sector 7 and report that AVALANCHE did it. Then we'll send in the rescue operation care of Shinra, Inc. ...Heh, heh, heh... This is perfect." The president said.

"I'm drunk, not deaf." Kitsune said.

"My mistake" The president said with an embarrassed expression. Back to our heroes Keitaro woke up in the city sewers. Eventually his blurry vision regulated and he found the strength to stand up. In the corner of his eyes he saw Naru then rushed over to her. "Naru! Are you okay?" Keitaro asked. Naru came back to consciousness.

"I'm... I'm fi... covered in (strong profanity)." Naru replied as Keitaro helped her to her feet. Suddenly he noticed Mutsumi face down drowning in the shallow sewer water.

"Oh no! Mutsumi!" He called as he rushed over to her. a wave of jealousy washed over Naru. Keitaro picked Mutsumi out of the sewer water. "Are you okay?" He asked.

"I'm fine thank you, Keitaro. You're so good to me" Mutsumi said.

"Can we get out of here now?" Naru asked.

"Sure" Keitaro said. Suddenly a huge sewer monster appeared from no where. Before the party even has time to react the monster hits the party with a tremendous tidal wave of sewer water. The entire party who was completely grounded, stood up. Suddenly Keitaro noticed that the room got really hot. He looked over to see flames surrounding a pissed Naru. "It's her limit break! Mutsumi, Run!" He shouted as he grabbed Mutsumi and climbed out of the hole. A few seconds later a bunch of monstrous cries were heard form the sewers, and another few seconds later Naru climbed out of the sewer covered in blood and holding her pistols.

"Naru-San?" Mutsumi said.

"This sucks!!! I wanna go home and take a shower..." Naru said.

"What about AVALANCHE?" Keitaro asked.

"Oh No! I totally forgot! We have to go help them." Naru said as she began running for the slums. Naru and Co. made it to the pillar holding up the plate. "It's still standing." Naru said.

"Does anyone else hear that?" Keitaro asked.

"Yeah! It sound like they're celebrating new years." Mutsumi said.

"Could she really be this dimwitted" Naru thought.

"Those aren't fireworks, Mutsumi. It's gun fire." Keitaro exclaimed. Suddenly Shirai's body dropped in front of the party. The startled Keitaro jumped into Naru's arms. Naru simply threw him like a projectile. She continued to walk over to Shirai.

"Are you gonna be okay?" She asked. Shirai coughed.

"I'm not gonna make it... but only if I could just..." He began.

"If you could just what?" Naru asked. Suddenly she felt something on her breast. She looked down to see Shirai was groping her. "Bastard!" Naru shouted as she punched him in the skull therefore crushing his head.

"You have an anger problem, Naru" Keitaro implied.

"What are you talking about?" Naru asked cluelessly while wiping the blood from her fists.

"Never mind" Keitaro said.

"What about the pillar, you guys?" Musumi asked.

"Oh yeah." Kei and Naru said as they began to climb the stairs. Naru stopped.

"Mutsumi... I have a bar called Hinata. There's a girl named Sara there." Naru began.

"I've got you!" Mutusmi called back then ran into the slums.

"Naru! What the hell did you do!?!?!?!" Keitaro shouted.

"I know. I don't like the little brat either, but could you imagine what Motoko would do if anything happened to her?" Naru asked. Suddenly images of burning cities and slaughtered hordes of people flash across Keitaro consciousness.

"You're point is well seen..." Keitaro said.

"Well then let's go, Keitaro" Naru ordered. They both began running up the stairs again until they came across Haitani dying.

"Haitani!" Keitaro said.

"Keitaro... This is it for me. Do you think maybe you could get Naru to..." Shirai began. Suddenly Naru became enraged again.

"I can hear you!!!" She said as she kicked Shirai off of the tower killing him.

"Well Damn, Naru!" Keitaro shouted.

"Don't worry about. I don't think there's anymore pervert hentai eichi's around... Accept one." Naru said slyly.

"Okay, I'll be good!" Keitaro said. They continued up the pillar once again to come across Jesse dying. "Jesse watch out! Naru's on a rampage!" Keitaro shouted as he ran towards her. Suddenly he tripped and accidentally pushed her off or the pillar.

"Do you see where idiocy gets you?" Naru asked.

"Yes ma'am" Keitaro said with a depressed tone. Eventually Naru and Kei made it to the top of the pillar where Motoko was blocking bullets with her sword.

"Naru! Keitaro! You're here. These coward bitches are attacking from a helicopter." Motoko explained Suddenly Spike jumped from the helicopter and onto the pillar right next to the control panel. Next he pressed a button on it.

"That's it. Mission complete." He said calmly.

"(strong profanity) We have to disarm it!" Motoko said.

"Hmmm... I can't allow that." Spike said as he drew his gun. Naru stepped forward and cocked both of her pistols.

"I'll take care of this. Keitaro, Motoko, Try to shut down the bomb." Naru ordered.

"Okay" They both said at the same time as they rushed over to the control panel.

"Well now, little girl. What do you plan on doing with those?" Spike said sarcastically.

"I won't let you do this to people" Naru replied. Suddenly Naru and Spike began strafing around and shooting at each other. The gunfire began ricocheting off of the area around Kei and Motoko. Motoko turned around and started deflecting all of the coming bullets.

"Keitaro keep trying to disarm the bomb." Motoko said.

"Roger." Kei replied. Suddenly Naru and Spike shot each others guns out of their hands at the same time. Spike took a martial stance and Naru did the same. She rushed Spike and began attacking him rapidly. Spike easily dodged al of Naru's attacks then disappeared into thin air.

"What the hell?" Naru thought. Suddenly Spike appeared behind her then put her in a sleeper hold. He moved in close to her and gently sniff her hair.

"mmm... You smell good" he said slyly. Three veins popped in the enraged Naru's head. Naru broke free then kicked spike back into a guard rail. Naru rushed him again but Spike moved out of the way and Naru fell over the guard rail.

"Oh no! I'm dead." Naru thought. Suddenly Naru opened her eyes to see that she was hanging from the edge being gripped by someone's hand. The hand pulled her the rest of the way up. "you... you saved me." Naru said to Spike.

"eh. Don't think anything of it. I just felt like it..." Spike explained. The bomb made a beeping sound. "See ya." Spike said. Suddenly the swordfish flew by and spike jumped in it and flew into the sky. Naru was still in stupefied condition.

"Naru! A little help here!" Motoko shouted. Naru came back to reality then rushed over to her group.

"It's not a normal time bomb. I can't disarm it." Keitaro explained. Suddenly a SHINRA helicopter came to the level of the tower. A man wearing a suit with long black hair stepped to the edge. He is Tseng, the leader of Bebop.

"That's right. You'll have the hard time disarming that one. It'll blow the second some stupid jerk touches it." He implied.

"Stop this right now!!" Motoko shouted.

"Ha ha ha... ...Only a Shinra Executive can set up or disarm the Emergency Plate Release System." Tseng laughed. Suddenly Motoko started shooting ki waves from her sword but Tseng deflected all of them with his arm.

"I wouldn't try that...... You just might make me injure our special guest." Tseng implied. Suddenly the group noticed Mutsumi was on the chopper.

"Mutsumi!" Keitaro shouted.

"Oh, you know each other? How nice you could see each other one last time. You should thank me." Tseng said.

"Let her go!!" Keitaro shouted.

"Our orders were to find and catch the last remaining Ancient. It's taken us a long time, but now I can finally report this to the President." Tseng continued.

"Naru, Don't worry. She's all right." Mutsumi explained. Suddenly Tseng slapped Mutsumi to the ground.

"Mutsumi!!" Keitaro and Naru shouted at the same time.

"Ha, ha, ha... well, it should be starting right about now. Think you can escape in time?" Tseng asked. The helicopter flew away and half of the tower stand exploded. Motoko noticed a wire that extended from the tower to the ground.

"Hey guys. We can still take this wire to get out." She explained. Motoko rushed over to the wire and tied a rope around it and then around herself. Naru ran over then held on to Motoko. Keitaro did the same except he accidentally groped her. Motoko was irritated but ignored it for the time being. They slide down to safety as the tower exploded completely. The plate above the city falls and destroys everything the entire sector. The president watched from his window while classical music played.