AN: This is for Diena Taylor, b/c we love her. I hope you all like this, everyone should get it. If you watch TV...you'll get it. So, read on lovelies!

"MASTERCARD"

ilikesaddleshoes

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. Sprawled across his bunk, Lucas Wolenczak smiled as he felt the SeaQuest surface and made another note onto the list he was making.

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. The cashier at the L.U.V. Pharmacy started when an item was slammed down by her head. Raising her head, she glanced at it, lifted an eyebrow at the customer, and swiped it over the scanner with a carefully blank face.

. Lucas gave an innocent smile, paid with a credit card, grabbed his purchase and walked off.

one tube Astroglide lubricant - $7

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. Stepping into the low light of the sex shop, Lucas nodded approvingly at the variety and made his way over to the hanging racks of gleaming handcuffs. Weighing a few in his hands, he nodded to himself and walked off with the winner, leaving the others where he had dropped them. The cashier fingered the velvet lining with appreciation and rang them up.

. Seeing the price, Lucas smiled and handed over his credit card.

one pair of velvet-lined handcuffs - $30

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. Making his way down the street, he glanced into the shops he passed by. Doing a double-take, a corner of his mouth lifted as he grasped the door handle and pulled.

. Lucas looked at himself in the dressing room's mirror as he shimmied into a pair of form-fitting leather pants. They left nothing to the imagination. Giving his image a wink, he swung open the stall door and sauntered out into the store proper, enjoying the leers he got as he struck a casual pose.

. The cashier gave him a bawdy wink as she rung up his new pants. Lucas smiled politely and handed him his credit card.

one pair 'painted-to-the-ass' leather pants - $149.95

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. Lucas tossed his hair out of his eyes as he walked back to the berth, whistling a jaunty air. Seeing a small grocery store across the street he bit his lip and swung his bags around momentarily before shrugging and cutting across the road.

. The cashier put the pen and paper she had been playing with as a young man made his way to her counter, squeezing the golden bottle he held and letting a drop fall onto his outstretched finger. She accepted the bottle and wet her suddenly dry lips as he held eye contact and flicked his tongue out, licking the droplet off his finger. She swallowed.

. Lucas smiled and paid with his credit card.

one spontaneous purchase of a bottle of honey - $2.10

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. The door to the cabin swung open, letting a column of light into the darker room. Lucas stood silhouetted in the doorway, looking as the figure illuminated on the bed.

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. Commander Ford turned his head towards the light. Maybe if he could get the blindfold off he could see who had trussed him up and removed his clothes.

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. Lucas Wolenczak, clad only in his recently acquired leather pants, shut the door behind him as he made his way to the bed. Throwing the tube of astroglide onto the nightstand, he hefted a golden bottle in the other hand. Those handcuffs would hold until he wanted them off.

. Lucas smiled.

an evening of your normally dominant lover at your mercy? – Priceless.

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AN: Hope everyone liked that and thought it was a little funny. No angst, sorry. Review if you liked it, review if you hated it. Review if you're apathetic. Love you lots! Chocolate bunnies to everyone!