Hi ppl. I love the reviews. I'm probably going to get bad ones this chapter, but that has more to do with today being Friday the 13th, scary. But my luck is always bad, soooo I guess it doesn't matter. Thanks to my reviews (for -duh- reviewing) and my psychopaths (for telling me stupid and yet funny ideas for the story). Enjoy.

The new assignment.

By Toxic Loser

Chapter three.

"This is Natasha," Roman said sighing. "She is my younger sister. Natasha please treat my business associates with respect".

"I know who I am. But who are these wankers?" Natasha said leaning back on the door surveying the guests with an evil grin.

"I said respect," Roman hissed at her.

"Yeah, I know. R. E. S. E. P. T," she spelled the word incorrectly.

"That spells resept," said Integra.

"Listen lady, you're blonde. Which automatically means you're dumb," snapped Natasha her grin never fading. Integra looked as if she had just been slapped.

"Natasha!" Roman started the warning.

"What?" she replied innocently.

"These people are from Hellsing. They are here to help us," he said looking at his sister. His eye twitched a bit. Alucard and Integra noticed this and exchanged glances. Alucard smiled at the fact that Roman was annoyed.

"Wow, I'm interest. No honestly, I am," Natasha said sarcastically.

"We're having a briefing in my office," Roman said looking at his sister with utter distaste. "You are coming." Natasha smiled and stuck her middle finger up at him. "You have to hear about this, if you want to live". At the word live Natasha burst out laughing. "Bloody stupid goth" he muttered under his breath.

The phone rang and Daniel picked it up. "It's for you," he said gesturing towards Natasha.

"Put them on speaker, it's probably Naruko, Seps, Multi colour or Flagboy," she said as if it were natural to call people my nicknames. Daniel pressed a button.

"Hi Peb," a voice on the other end said.

"Peb?" asked Integra.

"Yeah, It stands for Psychotic evil bitch," said Natasha. "Hi Naruko. Who else is there?"

"Seps. Schnoodle eat poodle Steph!" a voice yelled.

"Flagboy," a male voice replied.

"Do I have to?" asked the last person. When the answer was yes, she sighed and said "Multi colour here".

"Hey flagboy," Seps yelled "I vant to suck your-" WHAM

The bad Dracula impression ended there. "Thats enough out of you" said Naruko.

"It's not what you think, you didn't have to hit me with your clarinet! I mean my eyes are red. Does anyone know what that means?" Seps said angrily.

"I know, I know, I know. Pick me, me, me, memememememe!!!!" Multi colour yelled.

"Sheesh, she'll pick you if you shut up!" Natasha told Multi colour.

"It means you're high, doesn't it?" Multi colour said and burst out laughing.

"Vampires have red eyes," muttered Integra.

"Thats it!" yelled Seps. "Ding ding ding, we have a winner. And the prize is.....a new car!" WHAM

"That enough out of you"

"Ow, Naruko, why did you hit me?"

"Ummm, guys. I have vampire hunter here," said Natasha.

There was a short pause and Naruko's laughter filled the air "Thats funny. You can't kill Seps, she's more a danger to herself than to anyone else". After another short pause, everyone (but Roman, Daniel and the people from Hellsing) burst out laughing. Seps stopped laughing.

"Hey, that was about me. Thats cruelty to vampires. I'm filling a lawsuit," Seps yelled.

I finished it. Yay! I'm becoming soo famous. People on the streets are noticing me. When I go out nowadays they look at me and say "Why the hell has that chick put her underpants on her head?" Oooops. Wrong comment. Well bye.